Re: The Rant and Ramble Thread
To girlfriend's latin teacher:
Don't dare eating!
To weather: Quit being so damn hot! It's August, as in fall! I sit in a f*ckin sticky office all day, soaking in my own sweat! It's disgusting!
To job: You're dull.
To colleage: You're so irritating. Stop telling everyone how amazing you are, what great things you've experienced, what great things you own, what an exceptional present you bought for your wife, whatEVER!
Furthermore, quit talking to so many people on the phone all day. I don't care that your son is still in bed at 11 a.m., that you've seen the f*ckin Rolling Stones in front of the hotel, that your daughter went shopping and partying all weekend and whatnot. You're there to WORK not to CHAT. And what's with your "supercool" attitude? You're a 48 year old who looks like almost 60, you're annoying and dull. You haven't accomplished anything, or else you wouldn't work for a little temporary employment agency, doing a job the secretary could do better!
And anyway, how come you get like 5 files done EVERY DAY when all the others mange AT LEAST 7?
Gosh, I could strangle you.
Also, why are you on first name terms with the girl from upstairs, and why does half the office know half your life already, after like 3 weeks?
Okay, there's more:
How come this city is full of dykes? I mean, nothing against lesbians that show pride and bling even on straight peoples radars, but wtf was that the past two days? There were so many of them everywhere I looked! Not the tomboyish kind, but the "are you sure you're not a man" kind! Damn
And finally: I miss my girlfriend