To the writer of my Italian exam: Thank you, thank you so very much for giving your class an edge over the rest of us. You taught your class so much more than the rest of us covered, and you put the stuff that we didn’t cover onto the exam you wrote. You told our teachers that the exam would be like their written tests, and they weren’t. Your instructions weren’t clear at all, and to make it worse, you announced today before we even started writing the stupid exam that we weren’t allowed to ask any questions. You were very vague about some of the answers you wanted. I’m not great in Italian, it’s my worst subject and all, but I would have done far better on this exam had you kept it fair and told us exactly when we needed to study, and wrote it for everyone, not just your class. So thank you, thank you for giving your students an unfair advantage, and for leaving us behind to suffer with our horrible marks. Thank you for making it harder for me to keep my scholarship. Thank you, so very $#%&ing much.