So, one fateful day a little over two years ago, I was downloading random Barenaked Ladies songs, when I noticed a song titled "Canada's Really Big". I was curious, so I downloaded it. And I was quite pleasently surprised. It was so funny, and so very true. It became a theme of sorts when my friends went on a road trip after our high school graduation. There has been some debate between us thought, as to weather or not this song is actually by BNL, or if it's actually by the Arrogant Worms (I think that's what they're called). Anyway, I was listening to this song recently, and decided to post the lyrics here. I thought you all might appreciate it. Enjoy!
(Thank you very much. Now, we're very patriotic Canadians, so we'd like to take this moment to sing the national anthem that uh, that we wrote.)
When I look around me I can't believe what I see
It seems as if this country has lost it's will to live
The economy is lousy, we barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly, cause Canada's really big
We're the second largest country, on this planet Earth
And if Russia keeps on shrinking, then soon we'll be first (as long as we keep Quebec)
The USA has cannons and Switzerland has banks
They can keep them banks, they just don't amount
Cause when you get down to it, you'll find out what the truth is
It isn't what you do with it, it's the size that counts
Most people will tell you that France is pretty large
But you can put 14 Fance's into this land of ours (It'd take a lot of work, it'd take a whole lot of work)
We're larger than Malasia, almost as big as Asia
We're bigger than Australia, and it's a contenent
So big we seldom bother to go see one another
But we often go to other countrys for vacation
Our mountains are very pointy, our prairies are not
The rest is kinda bumpy, but man do we have a lot
We got a lot of land, we got a whole lot of land
So stand up and be proud, and sing out very loud
We stand out from the crowd cause Canada's really big
I hope no one is offended by any of this, it's all meant in good fun!