The Eh? Team: Canadian Thread #3

[Laying on Furnace] It's the only thing that keeps me warm. Well... that and Allmaple's icon. [Stare]

Geez. How come Alberta's winter are so crappy? It's November and going to -30 fast. And friggin everywhere else everyone's like "Well. I was outside yesterday weeding my garden..." And I get angry and kick a window D:

 

you can borrow him for a while to keep you warm ...... ok can i have him back now?

and dont think i dont see you with the snow!! we have been getting lots of snow in ontario, it just happens to be melted when it falls... i got new rubber rainboots with multi coloured spots on them that i will get to wear tomorrow when it rains. yay!

..... seriously, give mostly naked daniel craig back now!

 

Time for another good idea bad idea:

Good idea: Leaving your shoes outside in Texus during the winter time

Bad idea: Leaving your shoes outside in Edmonton during the winter time.

I am scared i will get frost bite now if i wear them :$

 

*packs her stuff and moves to Canada*

 

Then I demand the rainbow Rainboots! I need something to wear that'll make people go "WTF?!" but also "Dude, I SO want a pair." And Rainboots immediately screams that! Mwaha!

Aw Gawd. Has anyone actually started on their Christmas Shopping yet? I'm looking at you Dr. Shuri for no reason.... O___X

 

hmmmm, sexy man or dry feet? damn thats a hard choice. it is raining yet again so i kind of need the boots.... look over there!! *runs off with mostly named daniel craig*

 

Well, a sexy man could keep my feet dry so... :devil:

Anyway, I wanted to share a joke with you all that I found in an email even though it's for Vancouver people...

You know you are in Vancouver when...

1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $250,000.00 a year and still can't afford a house.

3. You take the bus, and are shocked to hear two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. You know what these abbreviations mean: PNE, GVRD, VPD, RAV, YVR.

5. You're shocked when it snows in the winter.

6. You've just had California rolls for lunch.

7. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.

8. You know how to pronounce 'Coquihalla'.

9. A really great parking space can move you to tears.

10. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your next door neighbour grows weed.

11. At 8:30 AM, the guy at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and glasses who looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.

12. You car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. The gym is packed at 3 PM -- on a work day.

14. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Thai, and Chinese food.

15. You watch the weather from a Seattle TV station because it's more accurate.

16. You pass an elementary school and the children are all busy with their mobile phones while waiting for their personal rides home.

17. You're sure that you're the only one on the road with a REAL driver's license.

18. You don't even listen when the forecast announces chances of "showers."

19. The more expensive the car, the worse the driver.

20. You can tell the difference between Starbucks, Second Cup and Tim Horton's coffees.

21. You feel guilty when you throw paper, or aluminum cans, in the garbage.

22. You're not surprised to see geese throughout the whole year.

23. You can't remember: is pot still illegal or not?

24. If there's a day of snowfall, you consider not going to school or work.

25. You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than Canadian flags.

26. You can name 10 Starbucks locations in less than a minute.

27. You don't even blink at a same sex couple holding hands on the street, but it shocks you when you meet a couple married for 40 years.

:lol: How true is that?

 

Umm.. this thread reaches to 1000 soon (doh, two posts to go) so feel free to create the next thread. If you want some fancy title, me or wibbs can put it up later if you don't come up with any at the moment.