I was listening to the Arrogant Worms today. They're hilarious. I love the song 'I Am Albertan' I think I'll just have to post the song here because It makes me laugh so hard.
I Am Albertan
Hey, I'm not a farmer or an oil worker.
I don't live in Red Deer or eat raw beef or drive a pickup truck.
I don't know Doug or Dwayne or Debbie from Fort McMurray but I'm sure they're very nice people.
I have a premier named Ralph not a dictator named Lucien.
And I speak English. You got it? English. Not french and I'm sick of having French rammed down my throat!
I go to the lake and stay in a CABIN. Not a COTTAGE.
I believe in plugging in my car during the winter because if I don't it won't start.
I drive 100 kilometers an hour in the left hand lane on highway 2 even though the sign says 'slower traffic keep to the right'.
I'm not against Bill 11, but I'm not FOR Bill 11. As a matter of fact, I don't even know what Bill 11 is all about!
I cheer for the Oilers...Because they're playing the Leafs.
I don't believe Toronto is the centre of the universe. I've never been there, and I never plan on going there.
Alberta, is the second largest deposit of oil in the world and because of that, I don't pay TAXES!
And I believe it's the greatest province in the country! But I'd still move to BC if I got a good job offer.
My name is Joe! And I am Albertan!
:lol: I love that song.