Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

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    Grissom: Catherine, I think I have my period.
     
  2. MrsGregHSanders

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    Oh sick, Ecklie in a lace corset!!! I'm going to have nightmares!!!
     
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    Grissom (singing to Ecklie): You got a friend in me. You got a friend in me. When the road looks rough ahead and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed. Just remember what you're old pal said. Yeah you got a friend in me.
    Ecklie (tearing up): I love you, man!
     
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    Now all these are scary, Toy Story, the period and the corset lol.

    *The team is askign questions at a cross dresser/whatever you call it bar*

    Grissom: That can't be who I think it is
    Warrick: Now that is just....wrong. Very wrong in so many ways
    Nick: I agree
    Greg: Let's get pictures, we can post them in the office and scare everyone.
    *Sara and cath both stare*
    Cath: What people do in their time is their buisness, but you are right, this is very disturbing
    Sara: Can I go be sick now?
    *The figure spots them* Grissom, if you or your team speak a word of this to anyone, I'll KILL YOU!
    Grissom: You don't intimidate me under normal circumstances, but seeing you like this, Ecklie, all I can do is laugh my ass off.

    There. Did I just top the corset for disturbing? lol

    This inspired by a recent Grissom-thread post.

    Gris: I am the boss, hear me ROAR! I dare you to try and ignore!"(bet he'd love to tell Ecklie that lol)
     
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    Heh...Trannie Bar. Classic.

    Sorry for making people sick, but I find Ecklie moonlighting as a Drag Queen Hi!Larious!

    By day, he is a coldhearted CSI. By night, he's wowing the stage at the Birdcage.

    I can...just see it I guess?
     
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    *giggles* I like it when people think I'm good *grins*
     
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    Greg:When in doubt, PINKY OUT! *pinkies out* (god i love patrick from spongebob!)


    Grissom is being hit on by some Drag Queen which is really Ecklie except Grissom doesn't recognize him
    Grissom:Hey you wanna head over to my place?...
    Ecklie:Sure honey whatever you say!....
    Ecklie trips on the way out of a bar and his wig flies off
    Grissom:HOLY SH*T! Jesus, CONRAD! *Grissom gets sick*
     
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    Lol.

    Grissom: Hey guys sorry I'm late. I got caught up at the door.
    *everyone else in the lab screams*
    Greg: You said the secret word!
     
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    (Grissom's sitting in his office looking glum. On his desk is a CD player spinning "See Emily Play" over and over again Warrick strolls in)

    Warrick: Hey, what's with the long face?

    Grissom: It's a very sad day. Syd Barrett died.

    Warrick: No way.

    Grissom: Way. Not everyone appreciates him. His musical style has been emulated by countless other musicians. Hell, he came up with the name "Pink Floyd".

    Warrick: Bummer. Of course you do realize that Roger Waters will NEVER shut up, now.

    Grissom: Yeah, well...at least Syd's in a better place now. (looks upwards) Sleep well, sweet prince. Sleep well...

    Warrick: Amen.


    ...

    ...

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    In loving memory of Roger Keith "Syd" Barrett
    January 6, 1946 - July 7, 2006
     
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    Aw I saw that today thats realy to bad, RIP Syd Barrett :(
     
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    Sara: (to Grissom) You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!
    Griss: GREG HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPIKE THE COFFEE!!!
     
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    ok that is funny :) :lol:
     
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    Nick singing Stevie Wonders 'Mr. Noitall'

    He's a man with a plan
    gotta counterfeit dollar in his hand
    he's Mr. Noitall
    got a question there's no doubt
    he's the biggest man with the biggest mouth
    he's Mr. Noitall,
    when you say he's doing wrong,
    and you'll be a better man,
    if you take Mr. Noitalls advice...

    Grissom: Nick shut up!
    Nick: *laughing as he walks away*
     
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    Hodges: "Everyone, guess what color underpants I'm wearing?"
     
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    Ecklie: Listen Sara, I talked to Grissom the other day and he explained to me about your childhood. And well, I want to say sorry for flipping out on you and suspending you. If you ever need someone to talk to, know that my door is always open.


    Grissom: Sara, I am your father
    Sara: wth!
     

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