Ecklie: Welcome to the LVPD Winter Talent Show!Please Welcome...G.G and the Power Of Three! Grissom (With Greg, Warrick and Nick in the backround): Yo, yo, yo All you sucker MCs Ain't got nothing on me From my grades to my lines You can't touch Gil G I'm a Forensic Investigator So CSI is inferred but forget what you heard I'm like James bond the Third Shaken not stirred I'm G Grissom The G is silent When I sneak in your door And make love to your woman On the bathroom floor I don't play it like Shaggy You'll know it was me because the next time you see her She'll be like Gil Grissom! Ecklie: Thank you, Gil, that's enough. Grissom: Happy holidays, everybody. !G.G. And the Power of Three.! Catherine (To Sara in the audience): I will never look at them the same *Shudders* (Call me dumb, call me stupid, call me childish but I can not get over how 'fetch' Mean Girls is! lol)
those are funny :lol: here's another: Grissom: Nick I love you Nick: ....... Grissom: say something!!! Nick:...I..um have to go *runs away* Grissom: Why!! why must all I love run away!!?? (i don't know where that came from) Nick: Greg i'm mad... are you mad to? Greg: yeah! Nick: Why are you mad? Greg: because I can't see my forehead! Nick: ...... (thank spongebob square pants )
Sara: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedy deedy, there they are standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head! Grissom (to Greg): Okay, so what you do is: stick the head into the hole, turn it one way, then the other, and plunge in! Greg: (Speachless, jaw dropped) Grissom: Jeeze, Greg, when diving into a pot hole. Greg: Yeah...I knew that. (Shrugs like it was nothing.)
Ecklie: (Driving a bulldozer and chasing Greg and Girssom) HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY GRISSOM!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!! Greg: Gee, I wish Ecklie didn't like us so much!!!
Nick dresses up as Captain Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of the Carribean" while Greg dresses up as one of his buccaneers'(shipmates) complete with a fake parrot on his shoulder. Together they stroll into the Crime Labs annual Halloween party. Ecklie walks up to Nick as Greg is off flirting with a lab rat. Ecklie: Awww Captain Nick Stokes where are your buccaneers Nick stares at him confused then replies: Nick: Under my bucking hat!!!!
Grissom (singing to himself in the mirror): You are so beautiful to me. You are so beautiful to me. Can't you see? You're everything I hoped for. And you're everything I need!
i<3 the Spongebob quote! "I can't see my forehead!" lol :lol: continuing from this: Grissom:Wait, Ecklie! If it were opposite day than it wouldn't really be opposite day because it's opposite day! Ecklie:Awww, Gil! Why do you always have to ruin my fun!
Thanks lilbug I like SpongBob and the "POTC2" is funny :lol: here's one: Nick and Warrick walk in dressed in 70's clothes, Warrick has a giant fro and Nick... well his Beatles hair. Nick: I'm Bacardi Warrcik: and I'm Cola, and we're here to show the ladies some fun! Grissom: and I'm ice... get back to work! Nick: fun wrecker! Sara: Gill I love you... Grissom: ..... Nick: *spits out drink* WTF?! Sara: ha ha!! got you Gil! remember it's opposite day!! wow the look on your face's!! Nick and Grissom: *leave* Sara: what oh come on, it was funny!!
lol the Bacardi one was funny. Grissom: Does anyone know why there's a tape called 'CSIs Gone Wild' in the AV lab? And I also wanna know who hid the camera in the broom closet! Sara: I told you we should've waited for your place.
Ecklie: Whadda you want, Grissom? Grissom: Greg and I are doing forensic art, Conrad. Wanna help? Ecklie: Forensic art? I am the only forensic Arteest in this lab! I have more talent in my pinky finger than you night shifters have in your whole bodies!
Heh...thought of one: Sara: God...this was the worst idea of my life. Last time I'm ever wearing a lace corset to shift ever again. This thing chafes like hell. Ecklie: I've been there--er..I mean...QUIT MESSING AROUND SIDLE!!