Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

okay...off the top of my head

Griss': *walks in break room and scratches privates*
Sara: *cocks eyebrows* Gil?
Griss': lady heather gave me pets...
sara: *cencored*

okay...that did actually sound better in my head... :O
 
Lady Heather: (Singing at Grissom and Sara who are on a date at Malibu Grand Prix)
Hey! Hey!
You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one!
Hey! Hey!
You! You!
I could be your girlfriend!


(The thing continues with Lady H interrupting Grissom & Sara in a photobooth, knocking Sara on the Noggin at the Miniature golf course, causing Sara to fall into the water trap, etc. :lol: :lol: :lol: :devil:)
 
HAHAH!!!!

LMFAO!

ohhh...gotta love it...

i can just see lady H dragging Grizzlygriss' into a toilet cubicle now :devil:

althought...does this mean sara has to land in a portaloo?

:(
 
Hankster said:
Lady Heather: (Singing at Grissom and Sara who are on a date at Malibu Grand Prix)
Hey! Hey!
You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one!
Hey! Hey!
You! You!
I could be your girlfriend!


(The thing continues with Lady H interrupting Grissom & Sara in a photobooth, knocking Sara on the Noggin at the Miniature golf course, causing Sara to fall into the water trap, etc. :lol: :lol: :lol: :devil:)

Haha that would be funny. I've had that song in my head all day :mad:
 
hahaha...
the "girlfriend" post was funny.. :lol:

i'll give this a shot... :)

Grissom: I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Catherine: What do you mean?
Grissom: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain.
Catherine: Really? That's amazing.
Grissom: Well, they can tell when it's raining.
Catherine: :confused:

(I just would love to see Grissom as one of the plastics in Mean Girls. :p :lol: ;))

or

Grissom: Oh, my God! I love your skirt. Where did you get it?
Sara: It was my mom's in the 70's.
Grissom: Vintage. So adorable.
Sara: Thanks. (She walks away)
Grissom to Catherine: That is the ugliest F-ing skirt I've ever seen.
Catherine: :confused:

Grissom as the queenbee?? Can't wait to see that! :lol:
 
Baha, Mean Girls rocks. I don't know if I got Wendy's quote just right.

Wendy: Is it true the miniatures are keeping Grissom up all night?
Sara: No, but I know what does. *grins*
:devil:
 
My newest addition comes from combining two things at once ... work and CSI ... the end result is this.
(( The song is the one jingle I think people might remember from A&W ))

Setting: The Gang is walking out of the lab after a hard shift.

All: Let's all go to A&W

Nick: Foods more fun at A&W

Sara: We'll have a mug of rootbeer

Greg: Or maybe two or three

Catherine: And pick the perfect size

Warrick: From the burger family...


All: Hey let's all go to A&W

Grissom: I can taste it now - can't you

Brass: Hop in the car

Hodges (from unseen location): Come as you are

All: To A&W!
 
This is something that would never happen but idea made me laugh.

Greg: Do you have my results?
Hodges: No. Did you have fun playing in the dumpster?
*Greg decks Hodges justy as Ecklie walks by*
Ecklie: Thank you.

sorry Hodges...
 
Grissom, sara, greg, cath, and nick holding hands in a circle, ecklie in the middle... "signing ring around the rosie" skipping around him
 
* The team is skiing in the mountains. Nick and Greg are ahead of everyone else.*

Nick: Woah, Greggo. Wait up, you're going too fast.
Greg: No I'm not. You're just jealous that I ski better than you.
*Greg starts trying to show off to Nick when he trips over a branch*
Greg: Woah!
Nick: Greg. GREG!!
*Greg lands face first in the snow at the bottom of the slope.*
Greg: Ow...
Everyone: *laughing*
 
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