Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Sara walks into Grissom's office
Sara: We need to talk
Grissom: Sure
Sara: I am gay
Grissom: So am I

Ok, I know its stupid but a friend of mine made it up ;)
 
*Nick walks into the break-room. He starts searching for something in the fridge, then pulls out a glass full of red liquid*
Nick: I don't remember there being any tomato juice in the fridge.
*He shrugs and sits down. He starts drinking as Grissom walks in. Grissom heads to fridge, then when he doesn't find what he was looking for, turns to face Nick.*
Grissom: Nick, did you see my experiment? I left it in the fridge.
Nick: Uh, what experiment?
Grissom: My glass full of expired blood...
*Nick looks down at the nearly empty glass in his hands, drops it and starts running towards the bathroom*
Grissom: :confused: I wonder whats got into him today...
 
*Ecklie is in the lab. He looks around, and not seeing anyone, he turns on the radio. The song 'Fergalicious' comes on. He starts dancing and singing*
Ecklie: Fergalicous definition make the boys go loco.
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo...
*He keeps dancing but does not see Greg who is silently filming him. After Ecklie is finished, Greg runs to Grissom's office where he pulls out the tape (called Blackmail). The other CSIs gather round to watch what Greg has got. Ecklie's song and dance come on, and the CSIs burst out laughing.*
Catherine: Oh man! This is just too much!
Nick: How'd you get this on tape Greg?
Greg: I have my ways... ;)
 
Re: Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2 *DELETED*

animequeen23, instead of double posting and triple posting, you can hit the EDIT button within 24 hours to add more content or make any changes.
 
I was reading all the quotes about Grissom and his bugs, so I randomly came up with one....

*Grissom is searching in his office and tipping everything upside down*
Grissom: WHERE THE HELL IS THAT TARANTULA?!?! :mad:
*Nick and Greg walk in*
Greg: Uh, Grissom, what are you searching for?
Grissom: My tarantula! You havn't seen him? He's called George he's very special to me!
*Nick slowly lifts his shoe up and sees a squashed spider. Realisation dawns on him and he quickly puts his foot down. Grissom see's this.*
Grissom: What's that?
Nick: Nothing...
Grissom: *lifts Nick's shoe* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GEORGE! YOU STOOD ON GEORGE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :eek:
 
*Christmas time at the lab*
Greg: Grissom, can I have a month off?
Grissom: No.
Greg: Awww! Please?
Grissom: Why...?
Greg: *bounces up and down* I wanna see Santa Claus and see if he's real! :lol:

by the way, thanks Dynamo1 for telling me... I still havn't quite got the hang of this... :(
 
animequeen23, as mentioned you have an EDIT that you can use up to 24 hrs from the time of you're post, if no one has posted after you then you click that and add in what you want. Posting one post after another is considered "Spamming" and is against the board rules, if it continues you will be officially warned.
 
Nick: So I was in the shower and there was this huge spider...
Grissom *hears and comes over* Did you rescue it? Did you stop it from going down the drain?
Nick: Eww, I'm not a freak like you
Gris: *sobs* SARA! Nick called me a freak! I'm not a freak, am I? *sniff*
Sara: No, babe, you're not *hugs him and pets him*
 
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