Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Sandle_Luver said:
Ecklie: Welcome to the LVPD Winter Talent Show!Please Welcome...G.G and the Power Of Three!

Grissom (With Greg, Warrick and Nick in the backround):
Yo, yo, yo

All you sucker MCs
Ain't got nothing on me
From my grades to my lines
You can't touch Gil G
I'm a Forensic Investigator
So CSI is inferred
but forget what you heard
I'm like James bond the Third
Shaken not stirred
I'm G Grissom
The G is silent
When I sneak in your door
And make love to your woman
On the bathroom floor
I don't play it like Shaggy
You'll know it was me
because the next time you see her
She'll be like
Gil Grissom!
Ecklie: Thank you, Gil, that's enough.


Grissom:
Happy holidays, everybody.

!G.G. And the Power of Three.!

Catherine (To Sara in the audience): I will never look at them the same *Shudders* :p
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hahahaha.. i like this one too.. :lol:
and i also lke mean girls..
 
nicksarafan2 said:
Nick: Greg i'm mad... are you mad to?
Greg: yeah!
Nick: Why are you mad?
Greg: because I can't see my forehead!
Nick: ......

(thank spongebob square pants :D )
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yehey!! i like spongebob too...

this is one is so funny..
hahahaha!! :lol:
 
Gil:Hey Ecklie, come here.
*Ecklie walks over to him*
*Gil kisses him and runs away, laughing crazily*
Ecklie: WTF?!

That was odd. Oh well.
 
Swap Meat Ep

Grissom opens the door to the dishwasher
"oh..i knew this place looked familiar *cough* sara your's ...quick take it hide dont let greg find it"

kinda crappy but my friend and i were tlking about it and it made us laugh :lol:
 
Right before cut to theme song
Grissom: Peace out. Hits chest and holds up peace sign
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:lol: Oh boy, i can see that in my head crystal clear. :lol:

Ecklie: Yo wasup ni**a?
Warrick: ....Excuse me?

Oy vey. :lol: New at this, sorry.
 
Greg: What kinda bug is that?
Grissom: I dunno. What am I an expert?


I would probably die if heard that
 
Hunter said: Ecklie: Yo wasup ni**a?
Warrick: ....Excuse me?

Oy vey. :lol: New at this, sorry.
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While we understand that you are new at this, please take into consideration that some may feel that quote (ie the ecklie part) is out of line.

Thank you.
 
Psychiatrist: So, Mr. Hodges, what seems to be your problem?
Hodges: The people I work with keep calling me a labrat.
Psychiatrist: And you have a problem with that?
Hodges: Well, rats are such filthy dumb creatures.
Psychiatrist: You have a point. Would you like some cheese?
 
Dear lord, how did that person get 1500 posts in 3 months??

Grissom: Hey Greg, I got tickets to see blackflag, u wanna go?
Greg: Are you nuts?
 
(It's another Miami/Vegas Crossover)

Delko: Yo H!

Horatio Yes... Erik?

(Greg observes the two interacting, then Grissom comes in)

Greg: Yo, G!

Grissom: GREG! Stop imitating those Miami posers!!!

Greg: Sorry, G... I mean... GRISSOM!

Grissom: That's DOCTOR Grissom to you, bub!
 
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