Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Sara to Keppler: *sings* My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble...hey now hey now my boyfriend's back...

rofl
 
(Grissom and Sara are inside a diner)

Sara: I love you Pumpkin!

Grissom: I love you, Honey-bunny!

(Suddenly Grissom jumps up and pulls out his gun)

Grissom: EVERY BODY BE COOL!!! THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!

Sara: ANY OF YOU #%!@#!ing !$@$s MOVE, AND I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER@!#$#!#ING LAST ONE OF YOU!!!

(Credits roll, Miserlou by Dick Dale and the Dell-tones plays, "PULP CSI" seen on-screen)

I know, I've been in a Tarantino mood lately... I just somehow seem to see Nick and Warrick as Vincent Vega, Greg as Brett, Grissom and Sara as Pumpkin and Honey Bunny, etc.
 
Grissom: You like Gladiator Movies, Greggie?

(Greg gets a sick look on his face and then runs away as fast as he can)
 
Gris: "Hey" Nicki my boy, what comes after you?

Nick: Auhh! V

Gris: "No", me if you don't have that report on my desk by
6.

Nick: very funny Grissom.

Grissom: I know, I guess you still haven't caught on since
that Silk,silk,silk, what do cows drink?
 
Brass: Did you see anybody leaving the scene?
Witness: I fart in your genarl direction !
Brass: Is there somelse I can talk to?
Witness: NO!!! *throws dead cows at Brass*
 
Sara:(laughing) "hey Catherine" did you send that message to Ecklie?

Cath: "No"are you nuts? I'm not about to tell him he was seen with that hooker.

Warrick: (walks in on topic) Are you two still arguing about
that message?

Sara:(covulsing with laughter) Yeah!

Warrick: Just give me the damn message Sara, it's about time
Ecklie knows he was with a male hooker in drag.
 
Sara walks into Grissoms office: the suspects here for interviewing
Grissom doesn't reply
Sara: what's wrong with you?
Grissom looks up wide eyed and smiling holds out his hand: pull my finger!
Sara:eek:_O
 
Greg: I give up! Let's just say Ecklie's the Miniture Killer.
Gil: Good idea. That would kill two birds with one stone!
Cath: I'm not sure that anyone would believe you. Ecklie just isn't that smart.
 
*how that scene from Serial should have gone*

Warrick: Do you see what I see?
Cath: Trust me, that's not the best strip show in Vegas
*they hear cheers, whistles and "take it off" shouts*
Warrick: What is that?
Nick: The several thousand fangirls who disagree with you
Cath: Eww. They want to see Grissom--
Nick *nods* You know they're strange.
Warrick: Well we know they like us showing skin, I just never knew they thought Grissom was hot too.
Nick: Oh yeah.
Warrick: Uhoh, looks like he's not the only one they want...we better run.
Nick: Forget it, nothing can outrun a herd of stampeding fangirls.
Warrick: Guess we better placate them *sighs and removes shirt* *fangirls cheer as Nick follows suit*
 
Brass: So where were you tthe night of the murder ?
Suspect: What is this, the Spanish Inquestion?
Gil, Nick, and Greg: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION!!! :devil:

sorry can't spell for beans... more python humorr
 
Gil: "Doc, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Doc Robbins: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."


Nick: "What is the meaning of sperm being present?"
Doc Robbins: "It indicates intercourse."
Nick: "Male sperm?"
Doc Robbins: "That is the only kind I know of."
 
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