Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Greg: *singing* I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner!
Hodges: :eek: Wow. Sanders, just what is in that coffee of yours?
Greg: Drink some and find out. Weeee!!!!!
 
Grissom to Nick:

"You know, Nick...you and I haven't really talked lately. How are you feeling? How you holding up since the 'incident?' Is there anything I, or we as a team can do for you? By the way, you're doing a great job around here..." :D
 
Grissom: Rapping This is why I'm hot. This is why I'm hot. This is why-this is why-this is why I'm hot! I'm hot cuz I'm fly. You ain't cause you not. This is why-this is why-this is why I'm hot!

I really recommend listening to that song by the Mims.
 
Greg: I love Sara!
Sara: I love you too!

yeah I know not gonna happen. Well maybe the first line but not the second. just popped into my head.
 
Gil to Ecklie

Gil: Hey, Ecklie, I got to tell you something.
Ecklie: *sneers* Yea? What?
Gil: Come closer.
Ecklie: ...
Gil: *gives Ecklie a wet-willy* Wet Willy!
Ecklie: ...

Could you imagine? Ecklie with nothing to say? Grissom probably would have given him a heart attack.
 
I adore this thread, makes me wanna wee myself with laughter!

Brass: *walks into Gil's office* Gil, Gil, GIL!
Gil: *takes off his earphones* Yes Jim?
Brass: What you listening too?
Gil: Oh, just a little Prodigy, it helps me relax.
 
You have to watch the office on nbc to get this one.

Grissom: It smells like updog in here.
Nick: What's updog?
Grissom: laughing Nothing much, what's up with you?
Nick: blankly stares at camera

OOh, and here's one inspired by my brothers.
Right before cut to theme song
Grissom: Peace out. Hits chest and holds up peace sign
 
mrb105 said:
Grissom: You guys have been Punk'd. I'M THE MINITURE KILLER
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hahahahahaha!! :lol:
funny!! funny!!

i really love this one..
all posts are funny..
cracks me up..

my tummy hurts!! :D
 
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