Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

[MacsGirlMel]

*spew* That is hilarious!

 

[meandmac]

sooo funny!
Grissom: Morning Dear
Ecklie: Hello honey
*kiss on cheek*
Warrick walks in: Sara and Grissom Sittin in a tree K.I.S.S.I. OMG Grissom you got an ecklie on your face man!

 

[MacsGirlMel]

lolol

*Grissom is stripping*
Cath: What the?
Gris: I'm evidence...another full body tackle
Warrick: This still isn't the best strip show in Vegas
Fangirls: Come on, take it all off!
Gris: They think so
Warrick: What do they know, they live in the gutter. They'd have us all naked if TV would allow it
Gris: You could always let Ecklie strip for them, that'd take care of 'em for a while.
Warrick: Ewwww...maybe it'll work!
*Ecklie strips and all the fangirls run away*
Gris: Ahh, quiet
Warrick Not for long...

 

[GGgirl1]

:lol: :lol: :lol: btw, have you been inspired by what was said earlier in the WP/GG hottness thread?

 

[MacsGirlMel]

Well maybe. But also partly by the Serial novel.

 

[csibabe]

Dee said:
LOl these are hysterical!!!

okay, warning, this is my first one.. If it's been done, I apologize..


Sara comes out of the DNA lab, and turns down the hall when suddenly...
Greg: ...aaaruba! Jamaica!
Warrick: Ooooh I wanna take yah!
Catherine: To Bremuda! Bahama's C'MON pretty mama!!
Nick: Key largo, Montago, baby why don't we go...
ALL: Down to Kokomo! We'll get there fast and take it slow!
Grissom suddenly slides in, arms wide open
Grissom: [High pitched] THAT'S WHERE WE WANNA GO!!!!
ALL: WAY DOWN TO KOKOMO!!!!
Sara: Looks into her coffee cup, then dumps it out. No more coffee..ever.

that is SO funny! way better than my first one! good job.

 

[YouandMe1105]

:lol:

*Grissom dancing around his office, singing*

Grissom: I..like..big butts and I cannot lie!

 

[babygirl2667]

That's funny YOUANDME1105, but I just thought of something. If Griss likes big butts, he picked the wrong woman to have an affair with!!! :devil: :lol:

 

[MacsGirlMel]

lol...Who did the spoof on that one? "I like big bugs and I cannot lie"? That was totally hilarious.

ok the poem spoof is more for the fic section. But anyone with ideas can IM me about it.

 

[lilbug]

i don't get it! why do people keep calling Grissom and Sara's relationship an affair?

Grissom:I got fired you guys...
ALL:Why?!
Grissom:I "accidentally" hit Ecklie in the balls with a baseball bat.
ALL:*screams of laughter*

 

[drummergurll]

Nick: no hair for my hairbrush. no hair for my hairbrush.....

 

[UrielFalcon]

*all CSIs minus Sara sitting in the breakroom. It's 30 minutes after shift starts.*
Grissom: This is unlike Sara to be late...
Warrick: Maybe her car broke down.
*Sara runs in, wearing pink bunny slippers and T-shirt and shorts* SORRY I'M LATE!!!
Sofia: uh....Sara....?
Sara: What? I'm ready, just hand me a case!
Cath: You're forgetting something.
Sara: oh? Like what? *is oblivious*
Warrick: Your kit.
Sara: Oops.
Greg: Pants.
Sara: Crap.
Nick: Gun.
Sara: Crap.
Grissom: Shoes and Cellphone.
Sara: CRAP.

 

[csibabe]

HAHAHA!!!

that's all i'm gonna say.

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~Edited: Screen Stretch~

 

[UrielFalcon]

*Sara walks into break room, reading the paper.*
*CRUNCH*
Sara: What was that? And what's that little screaming noise?
*something screams in a tiny voice*
Sara: *looks around, sees nothing. Shrugs, walks to couch.*
*every step emitts a little scream*
Sara: Wait a minute.... *lifts shoe*
*one of grissom's tarantulas is half squished on the bottom of her shoe, making little helpless screams*
Sara: Oh...no...
*grissom walks in* *sara slams foot onto ground, hiding the evidence*
Grissom: Sara, have you seen poopsie, my screaming tarantula? He's very sensitive and I'd hate if he got hurt.
Sara: *shakes head quickly* No! not at all!
Griss: okay... *turns to walk away, hear's a little scream*
Sara: 0.0
Griss: Sara.... was that... Poopsie?
Sara: 0.0 *makes a mad dash*
Grissom chases, screaming POOPSIE, NO!!
Greg: What....just...happened?
Cath: ....Sara?....Grissom?...Poopsie?

 

[MacsGirlMel]

lol...that's funny!