Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Catherine: (Gets up in the breakroom and addresses the group.) I just wanted to let you all know that this is my last day. In light of all I've done in my past to survive, as well as what my father did in his life, I am going to become a nun in order to atone for my family's many, many sins.

Warrick, Grissom & Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Sara: (To herself) I bet she'll kick the *habit* in less than a month!
 
hehehehe... Good one!

Sofia: brass, you see that camera over there above the interrogation door?
Brass: Yup.
Sofia: Go turn it off.
Suspect: *is heard screaming, along with thudding noises*
 
Greg is sitting in his DNA office, writing something
Grissom: Hey Greg.
Greg: Briefly looks up Hey Griss....Stops, then looks up again
Grissom: What? Has hair spiked wildly, band t-shirt, jeans, and bracelets
Greg:... where'd you get those clothes...
Grissom: I couldn't get into my home, so I broke into yours... I hope it's okay... don't worry, I'm not wearing your underwear...
Greg: Oh dear God.. runs towards the door
Grissom: yelling OH! AND I CLOGGED YOUR SINK WHEN I SHAVED...AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET A NEW HOUSE COAT!!!



:)
 
Gloomy, I totally <3 your banner, but just warning you that the moderators will think it's too big. And BTW? Cute things kill people. ^.^

Greg: So I got these fibers from the vic's jacket...
Grissom: Did you give them to Hodges?
Greg: Nooo...
Grissom: <VULCAN DEATHGRIP!>
Greg: <shrivels, sparks, and burns under the glare of Grissom's white-hot disappointment>

<Greg has given Grissom Jack Sparrow's magical compass>
Grissom: <tap tap> I know what I want, I know what I want... <looks at it>
Compass: <pointing back and forth between Sara and Greg>
Grissom: Damn it, damn it! <tap tap> I know what I want... show me some evidence...
Ecklie: PUT DOWN THE COMPASS. WE WILL ASSIMILATE YOU. <bleep, bloop> <machinery grind>
Grissom: <sigh>
 
Crysthala said: Gloomy, I totally <3 your banner, but just warning you that the moderators will think it's too big.
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Agreed banner Max sizes are 220 wide by 75 high, and the person has been informed. Thanks.
 
<processing a case in the woods>
Greg: Hey, look at me, I'm Tarzan *swings on rope*
Gris: Watch out for that...
Greg: *THUD* *whimper* ow...
Gris: Tree...
 
This one comes from the FAMOUS Dr.Seuss

Grissom:
"Oh dear, oh dear! I can not hear
Will you please come over near?
Will you please come look in my ear?
There must be something there I fear."

Catherine:
"Say, Look!
A bird was in your ear.
But he is out. So have no fear.
Again your ear can hear, my dear"

By: Dr. Seuss
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
 
Catherine: I have bun in the oven.
Sara: WHAT!?
Catherine: Yeah, I really hope it doesn't burn.

(Sorry if that was stupid my little sister came up with it so i put it on here to make her happy)
 
CSIWillows said:
Catherine: I have bun in the oven.
Sara: WHAT!?
Catherine: Yeah, I really hope it doesn't burn.

(Sorry if that was stupid my little sister came up with it so i put it on here to make her happy)
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no it was funny :lol: your little sister is funny :D
 
Another off the top of my head

Grissom: RUN AWAY WITH ME CATHERINE, LET'S GET MARRIED

(lame I know, but I'm starting to like these two as a couple)
 
Sara: *walks into DNA lab* Hey Greg, could you burn these songs onto a disc for me? I need something to block Cath out.
Greg: *reads over list* 0_o What did she do this time? Even I don't listen to this much Korn at once.
Sara: *grins* What? At least I'm not taking it out on you guys this time.
Greg: *shrugs and nods, proceeds to burn disc*
 
Greg: Sara, Sara! I got a new joke!
Sara: *annoyed* Do I have to do this?
Greg: Please?
Sara: *sigh* Okay...
Greg: Knock-knock
Sara: Who's there?
Greg: Cowsgo
Sara: Cowsgo who?
Greg: No, they say "moo"
 
Grissom: There's a spider in my hair! Oh. My. God.
Get it out!

*hopping on the spot*

Getitoutgetitoutgetitoutgetitoutgetitoutgetitoutgetitout!!!!
 
Grissom and Sara are walking down the hall talking

Sara: So I was on the internet and I found the strangest thing.
Grissom: Makes a dead stop. What...?
Sara: I don't know, lemme show you.
They walk into his office and get on the computer
Sara: Look
They get on the GSR thread and a huge picture of them in their bedroom pops up.
Grissom and Sara: Shippers.
 
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