Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

:takes a bow:

Actually, my kids gave me that idea. My now 3 year old son Jason saw me watching CSI and began singing it that way (POOOOO ON YOU!).

Then my now 5 year old daughter Helena got irritated and corrected him saying "No, Jason! The CSI theme goes 'WHOOO ARE YOU? WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO?' I'm gonna tell Nick and Grissom what you did, then you'll be in BIG TROUBLE!"

After laughing my head off, I thought "That sounds something like Greg might do..." and the rest is history!

(In the breakroom later on)

Sara: I still can't believe Greg got fired!

Nick: Well, he made fun of The Who! Just imagine what would have happened if he'd made fun of Pink Floyd?

Catherine: Grissom would've left NO EVIDENCE of Greg's remains!!!
 
OMG - My little brother is a die hard GSR fan - he's 11.

Okay, here's a dumb one inspired by my brothers. The pickle scene. Does anyone here know what veggietales is...?

Sara: You electrocuted my pickle.
Pickle: I'm a cucumber.
 
Greg:Hey, Grissom! What are you doing?
Grissom:I'm planning an evil scheme against Ecklie!
Greg:Oh really?! Can I help?
Grissom:Hmm, okay. Go get me some Diet Coke and Mentos!
Greg:Why?
Grissom:Because... We're going to launch a bottle of it right at him when he walks in through the door!
Greg:Oh, my that's... Why that's INGENIUS!
*later*
Greg:Ready, Grissom?
Grissom:Ready! Okay on my count we'll launch it! ONE, TWO, THREE!
*they launch the coke bottle at someone through the door thinking it's Ecklie*
Catherine:*shrieking because she is drenched with soda*
Greg:Oh..
Grissom:My...
Both:GOD!
*both run away*
 
^^That was good lilbug^^

Here's one I thought of during a commercial break while watching CSI.

Nick and Greg are discussing features on their cell phone
Greg: Well my phone has crime deterrent (sp?)
Nick: Whaa...?
Greg hacks his phone at Nick's head


Ooh, and here's my little brother's idea... (I hope you like this one as much as I did)

Hodges: You wanted the results...?
Grissom: No, I want my bubble gum, STARTS DOING THE BAZOOKA BUBBLEGUM DANCE bazooka-zooka bubblegum, bazooka-zooka bubblegum...

Hodges walks out and grabs Greg
Hodges: Look, no more Nickelodeon in the breakroom.
 
omg!!! these are sooooooo sweet! here's one my brother made up this morning in church:

Grissom (on top of a building):You see, Catherine, in order to die, the victim would have had to jump off like this
Catherine (on the ground): No, Gil! Don't jump!
Grissom: *jumps* Wheeeee!
Catherine: You're an idiot
 
I know what would be fun following that...

*boing*
*Griss comes back upward past her* See, bungee cord. You should try it sometime. Wheeee!
 
LOl these are hysterical!!!

okay, warning, this is my first one.. If it's been done, I apologize.. :)


Sara comes out of the DNA lab, and turns down the hall when suddenly...
Greg: ...aaaruba! Jamaica!
Warrick: Ooooh I wanna take yah!
Catherine: To Bremuda! Bahama's C'MON pretty mama!!
Nick: Key largo, Montago, baby why don't we go...
ALL: Down to Kokomo! We'll get there fast and take it slow!
Grissom suddenly slides in, arms wide open
Grissom: [High pitched] THAT'S WHERE WE WANNA GO!!!!
ALL: WAY DOWN TO KOKOMO!!!!
Sara: Looks into her coffee cup, then dumps it out. No more coffee..ever.

:)
 
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