GilandSara
Lab Technician
Re: Humorious Quotes
heidler boy, where did that come from?
heidler boy, where did that come from?
Humorous Quotes
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aussieforgood
Witness
Re: Humorious Quotes
5x01 Viva Las Vegas
5x01 Viva Las Vegas
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Guest
Guest
Re: Humorious Quotes
"Still tossin' simulation dummies? There are other ways to tell, you know."
"No thanks. I'm a scientist. I like to see it. Newton dropped the apple. I drop dummies."
-- Sara Sidle and Gil Grissom (Cool Change)
That quote was so funny!
"Still tossin' simulation dummies? There are other ways to tell, you know."
"No thanks. I'm a scientist. I like to see it. Newton dropped the apple. I drop dummies."
-- Sara Sidle and Gil Grissom (Cool Change)
That quote was so funny!
aussieforgood
Witness
Re: Humorious Quotes
I love this one, but for the record I'm GSR.
Sara: (to Warrick) Fine suit.
(Warrick and Nick turn around to find Sara in the locker room)
Sara: (to Nick) And well, just fine.
Nick: That's harassment.
Sara: Hey, we have one locker room and it's my job to be observant.
I love this one, but for the record I'm GSR.
Sara: (to Warrick) Fine suit.
(Warrick and Nick turn around to find Sara in the locker room)
Sara: (to Nick) And well, just fine.
Nick: That's harassment.
Sara: Hey, we have one locker room and it's my job to be observant.
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Guest
Guest
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catherine: I've decided that we have a very healthy relationship
grissom: we do?
catherine: well, when we have a problem i don't dress greg up in latex and stick straws up his nose
grissom: good, he'd probably like it
Grissom: decomp in an enclosed space?
*sara nods*
Grissom: lemmons
*confused looks*
Grissom: for the smell...
catherine: I've decided that we have a very healthy relationship
grissom: we do?
catherine: well, when we have a problem i don't dress greg up in latex and stick straws up his nose
grissom: good, he'd probably like it
Grissom: decomp in an enclosed space?
*sara nods*
Grissom: lemmons
*confused looks*
Grissom: for the smell...
aussieforgood
Witness
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Warrick: Where you been?
Grissom: I can't be everywhere Warrick, and they've banned human cloning.
Sara: Do you have a mirror?
Catherine: Since when do you care about your appearance? I mean at a crime scene.
Sara: It's not for me.
Catherine: Sorry
Warrick: Where you been?
Grissom: I can't be everywhere Warrick, and they've banned human cloning.
Sara: Do you have a mirror?
Catherine: Since when do you care about your appearance? I mean at a crime scene.
Sara: It's not for me.
Catherine: Sorry
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Guest
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CSI Las Vegas...
Hodges: (Has been explaining a substance that he checked over) And then I took a sniff.
Grissom: You smelled it?
Hodges: (nodding) Why does that disgust you?
Grissom: No, it's the first time you've ever done something to impress me.
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Doc Robbins: Well, your two vics were in perfect health.
Sara: I hope you have something more for me then that.
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Catherine: How would a shape like this get out here without any other tracks?
David: (Having already spoken about aliens, he looks up to the sky before looking to Catherine and Warrick) I have an idea, but I'll keep it to myself.
CSI Las Vegas...
Hodges: (Has been explaining a substance that he checked over) And then I took a sniff.
Grissom: You smelled it?
Hodges: (nodding) Why does that disgust you?
Grissom: No, it's the first time you've ever done something to impress me.
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Doc Robbins: Well, your two vics were in perfect health.
Sara: I hope you have something more for me then that.
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Catherine: How would a shape like this get out here without any other tracks?
David: (Having already spoken about aliens, he looks up to the sky before looking to Catherine and Warrick) I have an idea, but I'll keep it to myself.
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Guest
Guest
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[about a decapitation case]
Catherine Willows: Definitely a crime of passion.
Gil Grissom: You think a female did this?
Catherine Willows: I could have.
Gil Grissom: Scared of you.
[about a decapitation case]
Catherine Willows: Definitely a crime of passion.
Gil Grissom: You think a female did this?
Catherine Willows: I could have.
Gil Grissom: Scared of you.
aussieforgood
Witness
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1x21 - Justice is Served
Greg: You know, most dogs have 42 teeth but, as you've discovered, your Cujo only has 41. Woof-woof
Grissom: Did you ever hear a dog say "woof-woof," Greg?
(Greg shrugs his shoulders.)
Grissom: I mean, what is the origin of that? And what do we sound like to them, I wonder.
Greg: I don't know. Probably blah, blah, blah.
Grissom: Did you come here with some particular "blah, blah, blah" for me?
1x21 - Justice is Served
Greg: You know, most dogs have 42 teeth but, as you've discovered, your Cujo only has 41. Woof-woof
Grissom: Did you ever hear a dog say "woof-woof," Greg?
(Greg shrugs his shoulders.)
Grissom: I mean, what is the origin of that? And what do we sound like to them, I wonder.
Greg: I don't know. Probably blah, blah, blah.
Grissom: Did you come here with some particular "blah, blah, blah" for me?
obsession_360
Coroner
Re: Humorious Quotes
lmao....i have one...kinda harsh but funny...lol to me.
Brass: Isn't Alicia your family? YOUR HER FATHER YOU DUMB BASTARD!!!
lmao....i have one...kinda harsh but funny...lol to me.
Brass: Isn't Alicia your family? YOUR HER FATHER YOU DUMB BASTARD!!!