Humorous Quotes

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  1. GreenLeaf

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    Does anyone know which episode the first quote is from?
     
  2. CSI_Boston

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    The first quote is from "A Bullet Runs Through It, Part 2" I believe.
     
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    *doctor robbins puls a preserved head out of a bucket*
    grissom (looking over shoulder) "hey doc, i heard you got some head"
     
  4. CSI_Boston

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    Warrick Brown: Acting supervisor? What about Nick? He's got seniority. Or Sara? She'd jump at the chance
    Gil Grissom: If it was about seniority, I'd ask Nick. If I wanted someone to stay up for three straight days, I'd ask Sara. Instead, I want you.


    That is so true about Sara...
     
  5. FallenforGrissom

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    I don't know if the following have been posted before but they're funny:

    Catherine: Now tell me, why are we here?
    Grissom: 'Cuz it's the only place within ten miles of Calville Bay that serves calamari.
    Catherine: And you know this because...?
    Grissom: I come here for calamari.
    Catherine: Oh. Alone?
    Grissom: No. Sometimes I have a beer with it.

    Sara: You're the one who said one piece of evidence is better than ten eyewitnesses.
    Grissom: What, do you tape everything I say?

    Nick: Pulled a couple of hairs off of our male stabbing vic.
    Greg: Okay. Baby. Uh-huh.
    Nick: What?
    Greg: Nine lives.
    Nick: Cat hair?
    Greg: Meow.

    Nick: Grissom tell me, I am radiating a green glow?
    (while washing his hands after having touched plutonium dust from a murder weapon)

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :lol: :lol:
     
  6. Catherinesmyidol

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    Slaves of Las Vegas
    Lady Heather: Sex pays a lot better than death.
    Catherine: Plus the outfits are cool!

    :lol:
     
  7. pizzapie

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    Danny: "What about some grasshopper chutney?"
     
  8. allmaple

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    from autopsy scene in 'who are you'

    grissom: for a ladies man you dont know much about bone strecture
    nick: i know all i need to know

    nicky, i will gladly help you out with your anatomy skills :devil:
     
  9. ShuriyuCSI

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    Wasn't it Uranium? o.o;
     
  10. GilandSara

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    I laughed really hard when Catherine said...."And if you don't feel like King Kong on cocaine"... coz I had missed parts of it. Just kinda funny.
     
  11. cfar

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    Flack to a suspect in "Fare Game":

    "I was getting kind of worried. You don't write, you don't call. I was beginning to think you were seeing other detectives."
     
  12. tinybadger

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    lol! Flack gets some of the best lines! Shame we don't see more of him!
     
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    Hodges: I didn't page you.
    Nick Stokes: No. I just figured I'd come by.
    Hodges: You're checking up on me again.
    Nick Stokes: No, I'm checking up on my evidence.
    Hodges: Do you think if you hover the FTIR will work faster?
    Nick Stokes: Yes, Hodges, that's what I think.

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    This comes from the book 'Grave Matters' (the way it was written):
    "Stop the presses," Warrick said, "Greg Sanders gets head."
    [because Greg has a skull on a desk to test a tooth for poison]

    'Double Dealer':
    Sara: "Gonna get us all killed, then who's going to investigate our scene? I mean, we'll all be dead."
     
  14. FallenforGrissom

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    Oh, well .... ;) I propably mixed up the radioactive stuff... :p Who cares...? ;) Nick's line was funny!! :D :D
    Thanks though, shuriyuCSI! :)
     
  15. prokaryote

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    Not really a quote but a moment:
    In Overload, the scene where Warrick, Sara, and Greg are just hanging out in the breakroom with Limbo Rock playing in the background and Greg made the crossword into a crane :)
     

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