In the CSI Miami episode Money Plane, I noticed a pretty funny quote. The scene with the quote was, Horatio and Ryan talking to the Victims mother and there is a fashion show going on in the yard. The quote was: Horatio: Where is her Partner? Mother: In the office on the other side of the yard. Horatio: Through the bikinis perfect Anyone else hear any funny/interesting quotes like this one?
Re: Humorious Quotes Grissom: Ever smell a fart and end up blaming the wrong guy? --------- Grissom: So our killer had metal balls... Hodges: ...Yes...*looks around* And uh, just to let you know, with me working this job, I'm devoloping them as well. :lol:
Re: Humorious Quotes [Grissom comes out with Orthodontic Elastics.] Grisson: Are though Spaghetti-O's? Sara: I don't think so.
Re: Humorious Quotes :lol: Yup you guys, those are funny! I laughed when I heard these quotes below but after that I just felt sooo sorry for Greggo! Greg: Hey, Catherine? Do you think Sara would ever go out with me? Catherine: Sure. As long as you don't tell her it's a date.
Re: Humorious Quotes Ha, I know, I did too. GREG: Well, maybe she had the "munchies". Tox screen came back. Mrs. Lambert tested positive for cannabis sativa. SARA: Grass? GREG: "Grass"? So '70s, man. Sticky green, the dank, the chronic, the cush, happy stick, wacky-tobaccy ... SARA: Well, wait, wait, wait. Grandma was high? GREG: (smiling) Yeah. SARA: Grandma was high ... GREG: ... as a kite.
Re: Humorious Quotes ^ Haha! :lol: I love that scene! Greggo even had hand-gestures for that! :lol: You gotta love Greggo!
Re: Humorious Quotes Haha, I know! And I loved the next part with Doc Robbins: Robbins: Kamikaze grandma.
Re: Humorious Quotes Sara:"I want to be Shannon. Good." Warrick: "The stewardess?" Sara: "Excuse me, it's flight attendant." ------------------------- Grissom: "Catherine, the doctor 3E." Catherine: "Single mother, what an imagination you have."
Re: Humorious Quotes I like this one, too Greg: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy. Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy.
Re: Humorious Quotes I know one from NY.. (Stella looks at Mac) Mac: What! Stella: "Your not wearing a tie! "I dont think I ever seen you with out one! Mac: I never whore a tie at a dogshow! Stella: hmmm, ok
Re: Humorious Quotes hehehe. I like this one, not quite sure if it's funny, but whatever... Sara: You wanna sleep with me? Grissom: Did you just say what I think you said?
Re: Humorious Quotes From CSI: Las Vegas Jim Brass: Hey, Grissom you got something stuck on your shoe... Nevermind, it's just Greg. Gil Grissom: I can't tell whether he's brilliant or nuts. Jim Brass: Sound familiar? Greg Sanders: I guess I should stop trying to impress you. Gil Grissom: That would impress me. From CSI: Miami Horatio Caine: So what do you get when a six foot tall man lays down with a three foot long rifle? Calleigh Duquesne: Hot flashes... but that's just me. Ryan Wolfe: (after finding out the suspect they are interrogating stands to inherit an island) That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawnmower. Suspect: You're not going to be able to prove a thing. Horatio Caine: That is a very dumb thing to say to a CSI. From CSI: New York Don Flack: Let me arrest him for swearing on his grandmother. Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: (holding a severed finger) Apart from the fact of it not being attached to a person, there's nothing wrong with this finger. Stella Bonasera: (examining a body) There's something gooey here. Mac Taylor: Gooey? There's a good forensic word. Gooey. I have to use that more.