Humorous Quotes

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Sara Sidle: Going back to the little girl. I left her in the car outside. The windows are cracked. Hey, give me a little credit, she's at the hospital.

Greg Sanders: ...so she dies in a pool?
Hodges: Or a spa. And by the way, that's spelled S-P-A, in any languege.

Gil Grissom: Repeat after me. Silk, silk, silk.
Nick Stokes: Silk, silk, silk.
Gil Grissom: What do cows drink?
Nick Stokes: Milk.
Gil Grissom: Cows drink water. They produce milk.

Hodges: It's a good thing you don't need to pass a spelling test to work the field, "funtain" water?
Greg Sanders: My people are Norwegian, that's how we spell it. So was the funtain water in her lungs?

Greg Sanders: Sara, I just want you to know that when we were in the shower together, I didn't see anything.
Sara Sidle: Really? Gosh, I saw everything...
 
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This one's hilarious, :lol: I don't know if it's been posted yet so forgive me if it has:

Brass: Hey Gil, wait. You got something stuck to your shoe. Oh no, It's just Sanders. :D
 
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Here are my Favorite Qoutes from all 3 Shows:
Gil Grissom: To get to the evidence, we may destroy the evidence.
Catherine Willows: Do you get these haikus out of a book, or do they just come to you?

Gil Grissom: Hey Doc, tell me something I don't know.
Dr. Al Robbins: When I was in fourth grade, I dropped karate because some kid half my size made me cry.



Tim Speedle: I love hotel rooms - body fluids everywhere.

[describing a victim]
Horatio Caine: Jeans, T-shirt... K-Mart socks.
Det. Frank Tripp: Big spender.

Det. Don Flack: Deodorizers? The guy smelled like ass

[Danny and Stella enter a sushi restaurant in which the food is served on nude women]
Det. Stella Bonasera: Oh, that can't be sanitary.
Danny Messer: Who cares if it's sanitary. I want to see the menu.


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I don't know the exact way this scene goes off the top of my head but:

Greg (limping): what did you do to me?
Grissom: you've had a reaction
Greg (taking off socks) yeah i ahd a reaction. im hazmat meat.

then grissom says something scientific that i cant remember
Greg: great its probably fatal.
then grissom explains the fact that its mildew. again cant remember the exact science stuff LOL.

Greg: you infected me with mildew?

i just love the way he says it and the look on his face. it cracks me up everytime i see it! :lol: :D

also love.

Grissom: greg your hands are shaking
Greg: no theyre not
Grissom: is this affecting your work?
GReg: as a bomb expert maybe

although thats a very sad scene, still funny with gregs bad jokes. :rolleyes:
 
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Grissom: I want my guys back.

Sara: Leave it alone.
Grissom: No.
Sara: [Sighs] What do you want from me?
Grissom: I want to know why you're so angry.

Catherine: Wanna go for a drink?
Sara: Drive.

Sara: Maybe some people aren't meant to be together.
 
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Except for the last one, maybe, I don't think those others are particularly humorous... :lol:
 
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Sorry; My sister and I think they're hysterical but to explain why would take up most of the day, so please accept my apologies!
 
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Some of my fav Miami humorous quotes:

Ryan [after finding out the suspect they are interrogating stands to inherit an island]: That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawnmower.
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Suspect: I swear. I didn't touch her.
Calleigh: You don't have to touch somebody to shoot 'em.
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There was also the episode when they had Jeff Corwin on the show. I'm telling you, the guy should get more acting parts. Hilarious!

[while examining a crocodile's stomach contents]
Jeff Corwin: Nothing unusual... some fish... some crab... some... a-a foot.
 
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Grissom: You showered.
Catherine: Thanks for noticing Gil, you're very observant.
Grissom: Yeah well, I can't tell what I am observing here. Who's that look like?
Catherine: A 5'11'' workaholic
Grissom: Sorry

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Sara: DA's looking for you.
Grissom: About?
Sara: What you think I read your messages?
(Grissom looks at message)
Sara: Top secret and urgent? It's a gift - reading upside-down.

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Greg: Look I thought that we had a relationship, what are you doing taking Archie out into the field instead of me?
Nick: Its the right tool for the right job, man. You have to understand the world you're investigating.
(Greg gives Nick a unsatisfied look)
Nick: Hey Archie
Archie: Yeah?
Nick: Hey what's that Star Trek episode where the guy has that forehead-thingy and the time portal?
Archie: In classic, TNG, DS9, Voyager, or Enterprise?
Greg: Point taken.
Archie: or where you thinking about Farscape?
Nick: I have no idea what you are talking about.
 
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Greg to Grissom after Grissom gave some fact about risen:

That makes two people who know that, you and the guy who wrote the book.
 
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here is another 1 i like

Greg: All work and no play makes greg a dull boy
grissom: all and play and no works makes greg an unemployed boy
 
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I have two more!

Nick: [Whispering to Sara] Did you shower? Because you still stink!

Nick: Come on, Sara. He's a really nice guy!
Sara: No, Nick!
 
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I don't know if this has been posted, but I like Hodges' smart-alecky quips. ;)

Grissom: You're the new guy.

Hodges: Yeah. Uh, David Hodges. Transferred from LAPD. (scoffs)
They said I had an attitude problem. Said that I thought I was entitled.

(Grissom turns and leaves the lab.)
 
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[Aiden tries to pick the pocket of a training dummy without ringing the bell, but she can't]
Danny Messer: You're such a girl.
Aiden Burn: [smacking him in the head] Shut up.

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Jayden Prince: ...But somebody killed my twin, Dawg.
Det. Don Flack: [pointing to himself] Detective.

:D
 
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