Re: Humorious Quotes Sara Sidle: Going back to the little girl. I left her in the car outside. The windows are cracked. Hey, give me a little credit, she's at the hospital. Greg Sanders: ...so she dies in a pool? Hodges: Or a spa. And by the way, that's spelled S-P-A, in any languege. Gil Grissom: Repeat after me. Silk, silk, silk. Nick Stokes: Silk, silk, silk. Gil Grissom: What do cows drink? Nick Stokes: Milk. Gil Grissom: Cows drink water. They produce milk. Hodges: It's a good thing you don't need to pass a spelling test to work the field, "funtain" water? Greg Sanders: My people are Norwegian, that's how we spell it. So was the funtain water in her lungs? Greg Sanders: Sara, I just want you to know that when we were in the shower together, I didn't see anything. Sara Sidle: Really? Gosh, I saw everything...
Re: Humorious Quotes This one's hilarious, :lol: I don't know if it's been posted yet so forgive me if it has: Brass: Hey Gil, wait. You got something stuck to your shoe. Oh no, It's just Sanders.
Re: Humorious Quotes Here are my Favorite Qoutes from all 3 Shows: Gil Grissom: To get to the evidence, we may destroy the evidence. Catherine Willows: Do you get these haikus out of a book, or do they just come to you? Gil Grissom: Hey Doc, tell me something I don't know. Dr. Al Robbins: When I was in fourth grade, I dropped karate because some kid half my size made me cry. Tim Speedle: I love hotel rooms - body fluids everywhere. [describing a victim] Horatio Caine: Jeans, T-shirt... K-Mart socks. Det. Frank Tripp: Big spender. Det. Don Flack: Deodorizers? The guy smelled like ass [Danny and Stella enter a sushi restaurant in which the food is served on nude women] Det. Stella Bonasera: Oh, that can't be sanitary. Danny Messer: Who cares if it's sanitary. I want to see the menu.
Re: Humorious Quotes I don't know the exact way this scene goes off the top of my head but: Greg (limping): what did you do to me? Grissom: you've had a reaction Greg (taking off socks) yeah i ahd a reaction. im hazmat meat. then grissom says something scientific that i cant remember Greg: great its probably fatal. then grissom explains the fact that its mildew. again cant remember the exact science stuff LOL. Greg: you infected me with mildew? i just love the way he says it and the look on his face. it cracks me up everytime i see it! :lol: also love. Grissom: greg your hands are shaking Greg: no theyre not Grissom: is this affecting your work? GReg: as a bomb expert maybe although thats a very sad scene, still funny with gregs bad jokes.
Re: Humorious Quotes Grissom: I want my guys back. Sara: Leave it alone. Grissom: No. Sara: [Sighs] What do you want from me? Grissom: I want to know why you're so angry. Catherine: Wanna go for a drink? Sara: Drive. Sara: Maybe some people aren't meant to be together.
Re: Humorious Quotes Except for the last one, maybe, I don't think those others are particularly humorous... :lol:
Re: Humorious Quotes Sorry; My sister and I think they're hysterical but to explain why would take up most of the day, so please accept my apologies!
Re: Humorious Quotes Some of my fav Miami humorous quotes: Ryan [after finding out the suspect they are interrogating stands to inherit an island]: That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawnmower. ---- Suspect: I swear. I didn't touch her. Calleigh: You don't have to touch somebody to shoot 'em. --- There was also the episode when they had Jeff Corwin on the show. I'm telling you, the guy should get more acting parts. Hilarious! [while examining a crocodile's stomach contents] Jeff Corwin: Nothing unusual... some fish... some crab... some... a-a foot.
Re: Humorious Quotes Grissom: You showered. Catherine: Thanks for noticing Gil, you're very observant. Grissom: Yeah well, I can't tell what I am observing here. Who's that look like? Catherine: A 5'11'' workaholic Grissom: Sorry -------------------------- Sara: DA's looking for you. Grissom: About? Sara: What you think I read your messages? (Grissom looks at message) Sara: Top secret and urgent? It's a gift - reading upside-down. ------------------------- Greg: Look I thought that we had a relationship, what are you doing taking Archie out into the field instead of me? Nick: Its the right tool for the right job, man. You have to understand the world you're investigating. (Greg gives Nick a unsatisfied look) Nick: Hey Archie Archie: Yeah? Nick: Hey what's that Star Trek episode where the guy has that forehead-thingy and the time portal? Archie: In classic, TNG, DS9, Voyager, or Enterprise? Greg: Point taken. Archie: or where you thinking about Farscape? Nick: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Re: Humorious Quotes Greg to Grissom after Grissom gave some fact about risen: That makes two people who know that, you and the guy who wrote the book.
Re: Humorious Quotes here is another 1 i like Greg: All work and no play makes greg a dull boy grissom: all and play and no works makes greg an unemployed boy
Re: Humorious Quotes I have two more! Nick: [Whispering to Sara] Did you shower? Because you still stink! Nick: Come on, Sara. He's a really nice guy! Sara: No, Nick!
Re: Humorious Quotes I don't know if this has been posted, but I like Hodges' smart-alecky quips. Grissom: You're the new guy. Hodges: Yeah. Uh, David Hodges. Transferred from LAPD. (scoffs) They said I had an attitude problem. Said that I thought I was entitled. (Grissom turns and leaves the lab.)
Re: Humorious Quotes [Aiden tries to pick the pocket of a training dummy without ringing the bell, but she can't] Danny Messer: You're such a girl. Aiden Burn: [smacking him in the head] Shut up. --------------------------------------------------- Jayden Prince: ...But somebody killed my twin, Dawg. Det. Don Flack: [pointing to himself] Detective.