GUY: (about his business.) We're cheap, fast, and open 24/7. BRASS: Just like my ex-wife. BRASS: You can strip down to your skivvies. GUY: Excuse me? BRASS: You want some music? GREG: (narrating.) A little shine here, a little pouf there... A little... (picks up a silicone bra cup.) Hmm. Well, I don't exactly know what that was... But I liked the feel.