Humorous Quotes

GUY: (about his business.) We're cheap, fast, and open 24/7.
BRASS: Just like my ex-wife.

BRASS: You can strip down to your skivvies.
GUY: Excuse me?
BRASS: You want some music?

GREG: (narrating.) A little shine here, a little pouf there... A little... (picks up a silicone bra cup.) Hmm. Well, I don't exactly know what that was... But I liked the feel.
 
Grissom: One thing about my mother: Even though she was deaf, she was still the boss.
---Cat's in the Cradle

Catherine: So I liked your tough act.
Grissom: What? Too much?
Catherine: Not enough
---Invisible Evidence

Guy: Hello Cathy. Jimbo and I were just having a conversation. Where's Gilbert?
---Locomotives
 
Miami (Die By The Sword):

(While Ryan is searching an area, a mister sprinkler turns on and sprays him)

Ryan (to Cal): Well, that was a waste of my time... and my pants. :lol:

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Walter (same episode): I'm sorry. I didn't read the tabloids this week.


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CSI LV (Appendicitment):

Nick (after wrecking the car): Damn! I rolled that bad boy!

(same episode):

Henry: Great! You're giving me Hepetitis for my birthday!
 
Favourite Catherine scene:

Sara: What are you going to say? "Hi I'm a criminalist and I was just in the area -
Catherine: Shh...it's ringing
Suspect: Hello?
Catherine: Hey!
Suspect: Who is this? I just dialed my own damn beeper!
Catherine: Uh uh, it's my beeper now. I found it.
Suspect: It ain't your beeper girl. I do some serious business on that beeper.
Catherine: What kind of business?
Suspect: You know, slanging a little something something.
Catherine: A little something something. Maybe a little bling bling?
Suspect: What you know 'bout some bling bling?
Catherine: Invite me over to your crib baby and you might find out.
Suspect: Okay, it's on. Three Aces Motel. Room 202.
Catherine: Three Aces Motel. Room 202 *sighs* See you then. *hangs up* Did I just do that?
Sara: What's a bling bling?
Catherine: Got me.
 
GregNickRyanFan said:
Miami (Die By The Sword):

(While Ryan is searching an area, a mister sprinkler turns on and sprays him)

Ryan (to Cal): Well, that was a waste of my time... and my pants. :lol:

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Walter (same episode): I'm sorry. I didn't read the tabloids this week.
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Those were really funny! :guffaw: Ryan was especially hilarious in his scenes with Calleigh in "Die by the Sword" ... he delivered his punchlines perfectly. He has great comedic timing.
 
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