Humorous Quotes

[Guest]

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Sara (to Grissom) : Can I get you anything ?
Grissom : Yes, an explanation.

That was great

 

[csifool]

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Ecklie: Catherine, it's not like we don't have confidence in you.
Catherine: I smell crap.

 

[Catherinesmyidol]

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^^ LOL, that one cracks me up!

Greg: Connect the dots, buddy boy!
Sara: [Laughs]

 

[Dreamsingr]

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My favorite one is this from Down The Drain:

Brass: He likes to throw cherry bombs in there and hear 'em go boom.

 

[GilandSara]

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hey, csifool and catherinesmyidol, where were those from? I've got something I found here that might go with the I smell crap one. Sorta.Crap

 

[cfar]

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Suspect:Beautiful and smart...too bad you're a woman in a man's world...I bet they call you secretary with a gun when you're not around...
Calleigh: You know, I can type almost as well as I shoot...

 

[Guest]

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Greg Sanders: Cath? Your DNA results are back. According to my DNA data, the chances are 814 quadrillion to one - that your suspect is our killer. Pretty good stats...
Catherine Willows: Yeah, considering there are only six billion people in world.

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Danny Messer: [after finding out the panic room he's locked in won't open] You're telling me this spaceship doesn't open up again until tomorrow morning?

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Detective Thacker: [going over a victim's rap sheet] ... and one prior for assaulting a cab driver.
Danny Messer: That's still a crime in New York?

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[GilandSara]

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That first one, fallen_angel is how I knew how many people lived inthe world and the whole school looked at me funny coz nobody else knew. Who knew?

 

[csi_fan18]

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GINGER: What the drones do is make bots and break bots. And while they're up wiring and soldering all night long, you know where I am? I'm at home. With this.

(GINGER pulls out a photograph of a man. She shows it to CATHERINE.)

CATHERINE: Does it have a name or did it come with the wallet?

 

[Caramelchan]

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Sara:"I want to be Shannon. Good."
Warrick: "The stewardess?"
Sara: "Excuse me, it's flight attendant."
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Grissom: "Catherine, the doctor 3E."
Catherine: "Single mother, what an imagination you have."

I <3 that episode!
Sara: Ah! Mile High Club!
Grissom: State your source!
Sara: Flight 236 Boston Miami, tall, blonde etcetc!

I can't remember the real quote. Don't sue me!

 

[diamondgirl]

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CSI Miami

Megan: when i was in senior year, sister mary francis found a condom in my desk, her fingerprints would have been on it.

 

[rachel_csi_lover]

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Sara: Leave it alone.
Grissom: No.
Sara: [Sighs] What do you want from me?
Grissom: I want to know why you're so angry.

Where is this quote from please?

 

[Pepper]

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Sara: Leave it alone.
Grissom: No.
Sara: [Sighs] What do you want from me?
Grissom: I want to know why you're so angry.

Where is this quote from please?

It's from 513 "Nesting Dolls"

 

[tinybadger]

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Ok one from CSI:NY not sure of the exact quote but goes like this...
Flack: (reading a guy's rap sheet) I could go on but I've already read War & Peace

I love Flack! He gets some of the best lines!

 

[Guest]

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[Grissom is wearing infra-red heat seating goggles when a new recruit walks into his office]

Grissom: You're Hot!
Recruit: Excuse me?
Grissom: You're radiating heat.