Humorous Quotes

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I found this quote funny

Precious Metal

Grissom: So, let's see. You surf, you scuba dive. You're into latex, you like fashion models and Marilyn Manson. And you also have a coin collection?
Greg: Weird, ha?
Grissom: Well, I race cockroaches.

Also in Shooting Stars

Grissom: I'd like to see the pyramids one day.
Catherine: Keep walking. We could come upon them today
 
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this one made my sides hurt I laughed so much. :)


Gil Grissom: And ... what are you doing about it now?
Sara Sidle: Going back to the girl. I left her in the car.
(Grissom looks at her. Catherine can't believe what she's hearing.)
Sara Sidle: The windows are cracked.
(more looks)
Sara Sidle: Give me a little credit. She's at the hospital.
 
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Pancho_girl, I LOVE that last one, about the little girl! I was laughing so hard!

Grissom: Don't worry, I have water. (Walks away)
Catherine: (Yells) Who are you today? Moses?!
 
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The look on Grissom's & Catherine's faces are pricless in that scene about the little girl, & I just love how warrick & Nick start to laugh.
 
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I thought i'd add my favourite humour moments although most of them have already been repeated here (im still laughing even as i right this post)

Gil Grissom:[to Warrick] How much do you weigh?
Warrick Brown: That's between me and my trainer.
Gil Grissom: Do I need to get a scale?
Warrick Brown: [Exasperated] A buck ninety-five, give or take a doughnut.
Sara Sidle: [Gill looks Sara's way] Don't even ask, I'm not telling you.
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A classic H moment:
[Upon finding one of their suspects dead in the water]
Horatio Caine: Let's go find the cousin before he chokes on a Twizzler.
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oh and...

Calleigh Duquesne: Nasal mucus... and it isn't even my birthday :D
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[at a car accident scene]
Eric Delko: Do you think they were killed in the crash?
Alexx Woods: Not unless they each crashed into a bullet.
 
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Nick: I always thought you kept your porn in there.
Greg: I move it around.
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Sara: Do you want to sleep with me?
Grissom: Did you just say what I thought you said?
Sara: That way, when I wake up in a cold sweat under the blankets, hearing Kaye's screams, you can tell me it's just empathy.
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Catherine: Looks like this guy was all about bucks, bucks and..(Grissom looks at her)..chicks.
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Sara: You sucked at team sports, didn't you?
Greg: I was the captain of my highschool chess team.
Sara: Chess isn't a sport.
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Grissom: Looks like these guys went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
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Grissom: Say bye to Greg.
Sara: Bye, Greg.
This one was soo funny the way they said and the way they looked..
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David: Escuse me, sir..
Grissom: David, stop calling me sir.
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Catherine: Tought shift.
Greg: You did say 'shift', right?
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Horatio is talking to fed. agent.
Calliegh: (comes up and starts speaking in Spanish to Horatio)
Horatio: (replies in Spanish, then looks up) I've got a bad feeling about this.
Fed: What did she say to you?
Horatio: She said (puts sunglasses on) you better learn the language.
Such an H moment.
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Speedle: Only way to outrun a gator is swim faster then the guy next to you. Isn't that right, Delko?
Eric: (grinning) I used to have a partner.
Horatio: Guys, please.
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Catherine: Ready, honey?
Horatio: Coming, dear.
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I like these ones, but I can't remember which episodes they come from.
 
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And, from the CSI books (which rock and are extremely addicting)
Catherine: Too bad this isn't a TV show. We'd have the results after commercial.
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Also from a CSI book:
Greg: Someone once said evidence jumps through hoops for no one.
Grissom: Are you quoting me, Greg? To me?
Greg: Yes.
Grissom: Do you think that's a good idea?
Greg: No.
 
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LadyLeah said:
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Sara: Do you want to sleep with me?
Grissom: Did you just say what I thought you said?
Sara: That way, when I wake up in a cold sweat under the blankets, hearing Kaye's screams, you can tell me it's just empathy.
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Catherine: Tought shift.
Greg: You did say 'shift', right?
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Horatio is talking to fed. agent.
Calliegh: (comes up and starts speaking in Spanish to Horatio)
Horatio: (replies in Spanish, then looks up) I've got a bad feeling about this.
Fed: What did she say to you?
Horatio: She said (puts sunglasses on) you better learn the language.
Such an H moment.
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Speedle: Only way to outrun a gator is swim faster then the guy next to you. Isn't that right, Delko?
Eric: (grinning) I used to have a partner.
Horatio: Guys, please.
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Catherine: Ready, honey?
Horatio: Coming, dear.
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I like these ones, but I can't remember which episodes they come from.
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The last few were from Cross-Jurisdictions :) and how was the first one humorious?
 
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The books were CSI: Crime Scene Investigation-Binding Ties, and then, CSI: Miami-Florida Getaway.
The first one you pointed out, needmorecsi, was humurous because of the way they said it. Mostly, though, it was my weird sense of humor.
 
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Try this one. I agree with it. :)

Move Goer: If you ask me, anybody who leaves their phone on in a movie deserves to get
stabbed in the head.
Jim Brass: That's why nobody asked you.
 
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ha those are all so funny, loved the last one i wonder what sort of ideas nick was getting
 
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Ooooh, Honey Dear came from Cross Jurisdictions:
Loved that ep. It was such a classic moment.

Catherine: Ready, honey?
Horatio: Coming, dear.
LOVED IT! lol.

~Sara~
 
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