Humorous Quotes

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NICK: You look tired, buddy. You want me to make you a bottle, go nigh-nigh?
WARRICK: You want me to clack that jaw, make you go nigh-nigh?

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HODGES: Give me more time -- I'm not a miracle worker.
SARA: Well, that's obvious, Hodges. If you were a miracle worker, you wouldn't be rude.
HODGES: I wasn't being "rude", I was being "curt". "Rude" would be, "When I know, you'll know." Friends?
SARA: No.

:lol:
 
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i really liked this one :)

Grissom was licking rocks to see if they're bones]
Gil Grissom: Could be a piece of wrist bone.
Catherine Willows: Well, do you want to suck on it? To be sure?
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Warrick Brown: Where have you been?
Gil Grissom: I can't be everywhere, and they've banned human cloning.

:)
 
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Aiden Burn: Benzosothyazolonal.
Flack: Whoa, Benzosothyazolonal?
Aiden: You know what that is?
[pause]
Flack: No.

A lot of the time Flack really cracks me up! :lol:
 
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RICHARD ZEIGLER: Well, this is, uh where the Sorenson was displayed.

CATHERINE: Sorenson is a painting.

RICHARD ZEIGLER: Paul Sorenson was an artist. Early 1900s.

(RICHARD ZEIGLER steps past them and up to the empty wall. WARRICK puts his kit
down.)

CATHERINE: (shrugs) How dumb are we?

WARRICK: What's he know about the forensic analysis of a friction ridge?

CATHERINE: Right on.

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(ARCHIE works on the hard drives taken from HYPERTRIX. NICK goes through a palm
pilot. He finds a photograph of SERENA CHASE.)

NICK: Hey, Arch.

(ARCHIE turns around to see the photo on the palm pilot.)

ARCHIE: (smiles) Wow! Serena. Can defrag my hard drive anytime.

--Robin
 
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One of my favs that always makes me smile for some reason:

Greg: I'm like a sponge - I absorb information.
Grissom: I thought that was my line?
Greg: And then I absorbed it.

:lol:
 
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i like this one:
Warrick: Huh i wondered where i put my nice silver thong [holds a silver thong in the air on the evidenec table.]

Nick:Good thing my giggalo was organized.
 
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Danny Messer: [after using glue and a coffee pot to check a knife for fingerprints] Think I've seen this on an episode of The Flintstones.
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[Aiden tries to pick the pocket of a training dummy without ringing the bell, but she can't]
Danny Messer: You're such a girl.
Aiden Burn: [smacking him in the head] Shut up.

:)
 
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Sara: So relax and lie down on your back.
Greg: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching.

Greg: That was a different dream.
 
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Danny Messer: If Marvin's story is true about what happened and he was shooting at the bad guys- this bullet discharged from his gun and stopped mid-air and then turned left, and hit the pillar.

:)
 
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I always laugh about Grissom's line in Invisible Evidence when he's referring to Hodges. "What's his name is processing it right now." :lol:
 
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Sara: "Do you have a mirror?"
Catherine: "Since when do you care about your appearance?"

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Grissom: "And this is a special bullet?"
Greg: "No, but there was a foreign substance adhered to it."
Grissom: "And the substance is special?"
Greg: "Not exactly."
Grissom: "Just get to the point, Greg."
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Catherine: "Fluorescent powders?"
Sara: "Eh, why not? They're in the kit."
Catherine: "Protocol's black."
Sara: "Since when do you care about my choice of powders?"
Catherine: "Assis. Coronor is four hours late and we are stuck here until he transports the body...And I haven't even heard from Grissom.
Sara: "You know I've never tried green..."
 
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hahahaha awesome quotess everyone! I have a feww..they might not be exact but..

*Werewolves*
Catherine and Grissom are walking down the hall talking about what they should do with the rock from the crime scene...
Grissom: "Rock and roll."
Catherine: *cute little shrug*

Warrick: "Victim, suspect, crime scene, like a canary...it sings!"
 
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Hodges: Yeah, I talked to Warrick earlier today and he just shut down..
Grissom: He shut you down.
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Sara: Grissom would be proud.
Greg: Grissom would've tasted it on purpose.
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Holly Gribbs: Can you do that?
Catherine: Pfft, no!
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Grissom bending over a skeleton.
Catherine: What, are the bones whispering to you?

:lol:
 
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