Humorous Quotes

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  1. cofi_shot

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    NICK: You look tired, buddy. You want me to make you a bottle, go nigh-nigh?
    WARRICK: You want me to clack that jaw, make you go nigh-nigh?

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    HODGES: Give me more time -- I'm not a miracle worker.
    SARA: Well, that's obvious, Hodges. If you were a miracle worker, you wouldn't be rude.
    HODGES: I wasn't being "rude", I was being "curt". "Rude" would be, "When I know, you'll know." Friends?
    SARA: No.

    :lol:
     
  2. Guest

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    i really liked this one :)

    Grissom was licking rocks to see if they're bones]
    Gil Grissom: Could be a piece of wrist bone.
    Catherine Willows: Well, do you want to suck on it? To be sure?
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    Warrick Brown: Where have you been?
    Gil Grissom: I can't be everywhere, and they've banned human cloning.

    :)
     
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    Aiden Burn: Benzosothyazolonal.
    Flack: Whoa, Benzosothyazolonal?
    Aiden: You know what that is?
    [pause]
    Flack: No.

    A lot of the time Flack really cracks me up! :lol:
     
  4. lalaforte

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    One of my personal favorites...

    Sara: "Tape me!"
    Grissom:"I love my job."
    Catherine:"It shows."
     
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    RICHARD ZEIGLER: Well, this is, uh where the Sorenson was displayed.

    CATHERINE: Sorenson is a painting.

    RICHARD ZEIGLER: Paul Sorenson was an artist. Early 1900s.

    (RICHARD ZEIGLER steps past them and up to the empty wall. WARRICK puts his kit
    down.)

    CATHERINE: (shrugs) How dumb are we?

    WARRICK: What's he know about the forensic analysis of a friction ridge?

    CATHERINE: Right on.

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    (ARCHIE works on the hard drives taken from HYPERTRIX. NICK goes through a palm
    pilot. He finds a photograph of SERENA CHASE.)

    NICK: Hey, Arch.

    (ARCHIE turns around to see the photo on the palm pilot.)

    ARCHIE: (smiles) Wow! Serena. Can defrag my hard drive anytime.

    --Robin
     
  6. wibble

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    One of my favs that always makes me smile for some reason:

    Greg: I'm like a sponge - I absorb information.
    Grissom: I thought that was my line?
    Greg: And then I absorbed it.

    :lol:
     
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    ^HAHAHAHA
     
  8. allieluv_csi

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    i like this one:
    Warrick: Huh i wondered where i put my nice silver thong [holds a silver thong in the air on the evidenec table.]

    Nick:Good thing my giggalo was organized.
     
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    Danny Messer: [after using glue and a coffee pot to check a knife for fingerprints] Think I've seen this on an episode of The Flintstones.
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    [Aiden tries to pick the pocket of a training dummy without ringing the bell, but she can't]
    Danny Messer: You're such a girl.
    Aiden Burn: [smacking him in the head] Shut up.

    :)
     
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    Sara: So relax and lie down on your back.
    Greg: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching.

    Greg: That was a different dream.
     
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    Danny Messer: If Marvin's story is true about what happened and he was shooting at the bad guys- this bullet discharged from his gun and stopped mid-air and then turned left, and hit the pillar.

    :)
     
  12. Joy22

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    I always laugh about Grissom's line in Invisible Evidence when he's referring to Hodges. "What's his name is processing it right now." :lol:
     
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    Sara: "Do you have a mirror?"
    Catherine: "Since when do you care about your appearance?"

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    Grissom: "And this is a special bullet?"
    Greg: "No, but there was a foreign substance adhered to it."
    Grissom: "And the substance is special?"
    Greg: "Not exactly."
    Grissom: "Just get to the point, Greg."
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    Catherine: "Fluorescent powders?"
    Sara: "Eh, why not? They're in the kit."
    Catherine: "Protocol's black."
    Sara: "Since when do you care about my choice of powders?"
    Catherine: "Assis. Coronor is four hours late and we are stuck here until he transports the body...And I haven't even heard from Grissom.
    Sara: "You know I've never tried green..."
     
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    hahahaha awesome quotess everyone! I have a feww..they might not be exact but..

    *Werewolves*
    Catherine and Grissom are walking down the hall talking about what they should do with the rock from the crime scene...
    Grissom: "Rock and roll."
    Catherine: *cute little shrug*

    Warrick: "Victim, suspect, crime scene, like a canary...it sings!"
     
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    Hodges: Yeah, I talked to Warrick earlier today and he just shut down..
    Grissom: He shut you down.
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    Sara: Grissom would be proud.
    Greg: Grissom would've tasted it on purpose.
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    Holly Gribbs: Can you do that?
    Catherine: Pfft, no!
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    Grissom bending over a skeleton.
    Catherine: What, are the bones whispering to you?

    :lol:
     

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