Re: Humorious Quotes NICK: You look tired, buddy. You want me to make you a bottle, go nigh-nigh? WARRICK: You want me to clack that jaw, make you go nigh-nigh? ------ HODGES: Give me more time -- I'm not a miracle worker. SARA: Well, that's obvious, Hodges. If you were a miracle worker, you wouldn't be rude. HODGES: I wasn't being "rude", I was being "curt". "Rude" would be, "When I know, you'll know." Friends? SARA: No. :lol:
Re: Humorious Quotes i really liked this one Grissom was licking rocks to see if they're bones] Gil Grissom: Could be a piece of wrist bone. Catherine Willows: Well, do you want to suck on it? To be sure? -------------------- Warrick Brown: Where have you been? Gil Grissom: I can't be everywhere, and they've banned human cloning.
Re: Humorious Quotes Aiden Burn: Benzosothyazolonal. Flack: Whoa, Benzosothyazolonal? Aiden: You know what that is? [pause] Flack: No. A lot of the time Flack really cracks me up! :lol:
Re: Humorious Quotes One of my personal favorites... Sara: "Tape me!" Grissom:"I love my job." Catherine:"It shows."
Re: Humorious Quotes RICHARD ZEIGLER: Well, this is, uh where the Sorenson was displayed. CATHERINE: Sorenson is a painting. RICHARD ZEIGLER: Paul Sorenson was an artist. Early 1900s. (RICHARD ZEIGLER steps past them and up to the empty wall. WARRICK puts his kit down.) CATHERINE: (shrugs) How dumb are we? WARRICK: What's he know about the forensic analysis of a friction ridge? CATHERINE: Right on. __________________________________ (ARCHIE works on the hard drives taken from HYPERTRIX. NICK goes through a palm pilot. He finds a photograph of SERENA CHASE.) NICK: Hey, Arch. (ARCHIE turns around to see the photo on the palm pilot.) ARCHIE: (smiles) Wow! Serena. Can defrag my hard drive anytime. --Robin
Re: Humorious Quotes One of my favs that always makes me smile for some reason: Greg: I'm like a sponge - I absorb information. Grissom: I thought that was my line? Greg: And then I absorbed it. :lol:
Re: Humorious Quotes i like this one: Warrick: Huh i wondered where i put my nice silver thong [holds a silver thong in the air on the evidenec table.] Nick:Good thing my giggalo was organized.
Re: Humorious Quotes Danny Messer: [after using glue and a coffee pot to check a knife for fingerprints] Think I've seen this on an episode of The Flintstones. -------------------------------------- [Aiden tries to pick the pocket of a training dummy without ringing the bell, but she can't] Danny Messer: You're such a girl. Aiden Burn: [smacking him in the head] Shut up.
Re: Humorious Quotes Sara: So relax and lie down on your back. Greg: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching. Greg: That was a different dream.
Re: Humorious Quotes Danny Messer: If Marvin's story is true about what happened and he was shooting at the bad guys- this bullet discharged from his gun and stopped mid-air and then turned left, and hit the pillar.
Re: Humorious Quotes I always laugh about Grissom's line in Invisible Evidence when he's referring to Hodges. "What's his name is processing it right now." :lol:
Re: Humorious Quotes Sara: "Do you have a mirror?" Catherine: "Since when do you care about your appearance?" --------------------- Grissom: "And this is a special bullet?" Greg: "No, but there was a foreign substance adhered to it." Grissom: "And the substance is special?" Greg: "Not exactly." Grissom: "Just get to the point, Greg." --------------- Catherine: "Fluorescent powders?" Sara: "Eh, why not? They're in the kit." Catherine: "Protocol's black." Sara: "Since when do you care about my choice of powders?" Catherine: "Assis. Coronor is four hours late and we are stuck here until he transports the body...And I haven't even heard from Grissom. Sara: "You know I've never tried green..."
Re: Humorious Quotes hahahaha awesome quotess everyone! I have a feww..they might not be exact but.. *Werewolves* Catherine and Grissom are walking down the hall talking about what they should do with the rock from the crime scene... Grissom: "Rock and roll." Catherine: *cute little shrug* Warrick: "Victim, suspect, crime scene, like a canary...it sings!"
Re: Humorious Quotes Hodges: Yeah, I talked to Warrick earlier today and he just shut down.. Grissom: He shut you down. --- Sara: Grissom would be proud. Greg: Grissom would've tasted it on purpose. --- Holly Gribbs: Can you do that? Catherine: Pfft, no! --- Grissom bending over a skeleton. Catherine: What, are the bones whispering to you? :lol: