Humorous Quotes
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BurnedToast
Coroner
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Grissom: "What's orange and melts?"
Sara: "I would have to investigate that."
Grissom: "Thank you."
Grissom: "What's orange and melts?"
Sara: "I would have to investigate that."
Grissom: "Thank you."
Mini_Catherine
CSI Level One
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Sara: *singing, doing a fonz inpression* Wild thang. You make my heart go eeeeeeeehj!
Warrick: Scince we're a team, you mind helpin' us clean up?
catherine: Hahaha. No.*walks out*
Sara: *singing, doing a fonz inpression* Wild thang. You make my heart go eeeeeeeehj!
Warrick: Scince we're a team, you mind helpin' us clean up?
catherine: Hahaha. No.*walks out*
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Catherine Willows: Roll up your sleeve, make a muscle.
Catherine Willows: Oh. Now, how much time and effort went into this? I'm gonna guess
five days a week a the gym, low carb, low fat, slow burn, and for what, Nicky? For what?
Nick Stokes: That's a good point, but it's not the same thing.
Catherine Willows: No. It's nice, though.
Nick Stokes: Well, thanks, I'm not even flexing it yet either.
Catherine Willows: Really? But it's rock hard.
David Phillips: Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt ... barge in. I ... normally would've
knocked, but the door isn't ...
Nick Stokes: No, no, it's all right, Super Dave.
Catherine Willows: Gil, only civilians confuse strippers and showgirls. You can't cheat
the full monty.
Catherine Willows: So I know that I've never said this to you guys before, but ... hide the
evidence.
Catherine Willows: Roll up your sleeve, make a muscle.
Catherine Willows: Oh. Now, how much time and effort went into this? I'm gonna guess
five days a week a the gym, low carb, low fat, slow burn, and for what, Nicky? For what?
Nick Stokes: That's a good point, but it's not the same thing.
Catherine Willows: No. It's nice, though.
Nick Stokes: Well, thanks, I'm not even flexing it yet either.
Catherine Willows: Really? But it's rock hard.
David Phillips: Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt ... barge in. I ... normally would've
knocked, but the door isn't ...
Nick Stokes: No, no, it's all right, Super Dave.
Catherine Willows: Gil, only civilians confuse strippers and showgirls. You can't cheat
the full monty.
Catherine Willows: So I know that I've never said this to you guys before, but ... hide the
evidence.
BurnedToast
Coroner
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Nick: "Hey, Greg."
Greg: "Shh. I might be looking at the mother of my children here."
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Jim: "Yeah, I know. You know, I ... I can't believe you messed up the crime scene."
Grissom: "The body fell out when I opened the door. It happens. We move on."
Jim: "Mmm. Going to bother you all day."
Nick: "Hey, Greg."
Greg: "Shh. I might be looking at the mother of my children here."
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Jim: "Yeah, I know. You know, I ... I can't believe you messed up the crime scene."
Grissom: "The body fell out when I opened the door. It happens. We move on."
Jim: "Mmm. Going to bother you all day."
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Guest
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These are ones from Las Vegas...
Hodges: Now, just to warn you, I've never been very good with sports.
Grissom: Sara...
Nick: Wait, are you telling me that in a few years that four year olds are going to be getting...trashed?
Hodges: Yeah, the pre-school graduation party is going to be a blast.
Suspect: Why don't you ask him? He looks like he was a jock in college. (points over to Greg)
Greg: Me?
Sara: Him?
These are ones from Las Vegas...
Hodges: Now, just to warn you, I've never been very good with sports.
Grissom: Sara...
Nick: Wait, are you telling me that in a few years that four year olds are going to be getting...trashed?
Hodges: Yeah, the pre-school graduation party is going to be a blast.
Suspect: Why don't you ask him? He looks like he was a jock in college. (points over to Greg)
Greg: Me?
Sara: Him?
BurnedToast
Coroner
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Catherine: "Maybe a little bling bling?"
Sara: "So whats a bling bling?"
Catherine: "Got me."
Grissom: "Sara, body of your own. Dumpster out near Henderson."
Sara: "Oh, I'll dress down."
Grissom: "Okay, we're going off the board, tonight."
Sara: "Off the board?"
Catherine: "The ones that got away."
Sara: "Ah. I missed that one."
Grissom:"Yes, yes, Norman Pushed. Norman Jumped. Norman Fell."
Sara: "Wouldn't you, if you were married to Mrs. Roper?"
Sara: "What's the rule? How long do I have to be here before I have to start kicking in for gifts?"
Catherine: "When the spirit moves you. Sara, so, in your case, I guess never."
Catherine: "I should be just like you, alone in my hermetically-sealed condo, watching Discovery on the big screen. Working genius-level crossword puzzles. No relationships. But no chance one'll slop over into a case. Right, I want to be just like you."
Grissom: "Technically, it's a townhouse. And the crosswords are advanced, not genius."
Warrick: "Sorenson is a painting."
Catherine: "How dumb are we?"
Catherine: "Maybe a little bling bling?"
Sara: "So whats a bling bling?"
Catherine: "Got me."
Grissom: "Sara, body of your own. Dumpster out near Henderson."
Sara: "Oh, I'll dress down."
Grissom: "Okay, we're going off the board, tonight."
Sara: "Off the board?"
Catherine: "The ones that got away."
Sara: "Ah. I missed that one."
Grissom:"Yes, yes, Norman Pushed. Norman Jumped. Norman Fell."
Sara: "Wouldn't you, if you were married to Mrs. Roper?"
Sara: "What's the rule? How long do I have to be here before I have to start kicking in for gifts?"
Catherine: "When the spirit moves you. Sara, so, in your case, I guess never."
Catherine: "I should be just like you, alone in my hermetically-sealed condo, watching Discovery on the big screen. Working genius-level crossword puzzles. No relationships. But no chance one'll slop over into a case. Right, I want to be just like you."
Grissom: "Technically, it's a townhouse. And the crosswords are advanced, not genius."
Warrick: "Sorenson is a painting."
Catherine: "How dumb are we?"
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Catherine: Theaters are like nightclubs. They should always keep the lights off.
Gil: This is the last art house left in Vegas. I saw Baraka here on a double bill with Koyaanisquatsi.
Catherine: Was there anyone else here?
Grissom: Sure.
Catherine: With you?
Grissom: No.
Catherine: Theaters are like nightclubs. They should always keep the lights off.
Gil: This is the last art house left in Vegas. I saw Baraka here on a double bill with Koyaanisquatsi.
Catherine: Was there anyone else here?
Grissom: Sure.
Catherine: With you?
Grissom: No.
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Ecklie: Hurry up and get him back.
Doc: On it Ecklie.
David: There's the body we left on the park bench.
Doc: Mmm hmmm.
Grissom: (after having opened a dishwasher that was full of sexual paraphanelia) Well, cleanliness is next to godliness.
Ecklie: Hurry up and get him back.
Doc: On it Ecklie.
David: There's the body we left on the park bench.
Doc: Mmm hmmm.
Grissom: (after having opened a dishwasher that was full of sexual paraphanelia) Well, cleanliness is next to godliness.
BurnedToast
Coroner
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Grissom: "I come here for calamari."
Catherine: "Oh, alone?"
Grissom: "No, I sometimes have a beer with it."
Grissom: "I come here for calamari."
Catherine: "Oh, alone?"
Grissom: "No, I sometimes have a beer with it."
BurnedToast
Coroner
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Greg: "Maybe I saw you perform."
Catherine: "Oh, I doubt it."
Greg: "Why?"
Catherine: "You would have remembered."
Greg: "Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Grissom has just been running me around like a lapdog. I haven't had a chance."
Nick: "Grissom's on a missing persons-- he hasn't sent you anything."
Greg: "Did I say Grissom? No, I meant Catherine."
Nick: "Oh, yeah. Catherine's working with me."
Greg: "Oh. Well, what do you say we check out that swab then, huh?"
Greg: "A couple of glasses of merlot. Rack of lamb on my day off. I slept like a baby yesterday. You look horrible."
Sara: "Thanks, Greg."
Greg: "Maybe I saw you perform."
Catherine: "Oh, I doubt it."
Greg: "Why?"
Catherine: "You would have remembered."
Greg: "Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Grissom has just been running me around like a lapdog. I haven't had a chance."
Nick: "Grissom's on a missing persons-- he hasn't sent you anything."
Greg: "Did I say Grissom? No, I meant Catherine."
Nick: "Oh, yeah. Catherine's working with me."
Greg: "Oh. Well, what do you say we check out that swab then, huh?"
Greg: "A couple of glasses of merlot. Rack of lamb on my day off. I slept like a baby yesterday. You look horrible."
Sara: "Thanks, Greg."
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My favorite quotes from Grave Danger are: (I'm not exactly sure if these are the EXACT quotes but you get it)
Walter Gordon: You know, I thought it was against departimential policy to neogiate with a terrorist?
Grissom: Are you a terrorist?
Gordon: Depends............Are you TERRIFIED?? <333
HODGES: (o.s.) Don't touch the edge of it!
DELIVERY MAN: (o.s.) You got to sign ...
HODGES: (shouts) (o.s.) Security! Security!
Hodges has a hold on a package while the delivery man tries to get it away from
him.)
DELIVERY MAN: (shouts) Get your freakin' hands off me, man!
(The security guard has the delivery man in a hold while Hodges takes the
package from him.)
HODGES: Hold still. Hold still. Hold still.
(The delivery man holds out his electronic board.)
DELIVERY MAN: (shouts) Hey, I told you, you got to sign for that!
(Hodges puts the package on the nearby counter just as Grissom, Catherine and
the others round the corner.)
GRISSOM: What are you doing, Hodges?
HODGES: Guy comes in here with a package with no return address.
DELIVERY MAN: (interrupts) You're violating my rights! I want a lawyer!
CATHERINE: Shut up.
HODGES: Way the guy was pawing that envelope, I figure I better get it away
from him before he wipes off all the trace.
LOVE THEM <33 :lol: :lol:
My favorite quotes from Grave Danger are: (I'm not exactly sure if these are the EXACT quotes but you get it)
Walter Gordon: You know, I thought it was against departimential policy to neogiate with a terrorist?
Grissom: Are you a terrorist?
Gordon: Depends............Are you TERRIFIED?? <333
HODGES: (o.s.) Don't touch the edge of it!
DELIVERY MAN: (o.s.) You got to sign ...
HODGES: (shouts) (o.s.) Security! Security!
Hodges has a hold on a package while the delivery man tries to get it away from
him.)
DELIVERY MAN: (shouts) Get your freakin' hands off me, man!
(The security guard has the delivery man in a hold while Hodges takes the
package from him.)
HODGES: Hold still. Hold still. Hold still.
(The delivery man holds out his electronic board.)
DELIVERY MAN: (shouts) Hey, I told you, you got to sign for that!
(Hodges puts the package on the nearby counter just as Grissom, Catherine and
the others round the corner.)
GRISSOM: What are you doing, Hodges?
HODGES: Guy comes in here with a package with no return address.
DELIVERY MAN: (interrupts) You're violating my rights! I want a lawyer!
CATHERINE: Shut up.
HODGES: Way the guy was pawing that envelope, I figure I better get it away
from him before he wipes off all the trace.
LOVE THEM <33 :lol: :lol:
BurnedToast
Coroner
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Scott Shelton: "I told you she was a handful."
Sara: "You don't know a handful."
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Nick: "So, I hear your Missing Person was a painting."
Warrick: "At least we solved our case."
Nick: "Oooo hooo."
Catherine: "Keep walking."
Scott Shelton: "I told you she was a handful."
Sara: "You don't know a handful."
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Nick: "So, I hear your Missing Person was a painting."
Warrick: "At least we solved our case."
Nick: "Oooo hooo."
Catherine: "Keep walking."
Tinkerbell
Head of the Swing Shift
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Cathrine - I like hairy chests but I'm not about to bob a six-foot weasel.
Horatio Caine: Alright, be on the lookout for an Eastern European male with bad teeth who may have access to an ape.
Cathrine - I like hairy chests but I'm not about to bob a six-foot weasel.
Horatio Caine: Alright, be on the lookout for an Eastern European male with bad teeth who may have access to an ape.