Re: ~Horatio's Thread #4 - Everybody Loves Raymond's Brother
here some funny quotes from epis that i see this weekend...
WET FOOT, DRY FOOT
(Horatio enters the interview room. Pedro de Soto and his lawyer, Marin Diaz,
wait for him.)
HORATIO: Gentlemen ... May I?
MARIN DIAZ: Be kind, Horatio.
HORATIO: As always, Marin. (Horatio sits down.) Now, Pedro ... (paper
rustling) The gun that we found in your room has tied you to two murders.
MARIN DIAZ: Possession doesn't make my client a killer.
HORATIO: We also have your skin cells on the tourniquet you used ...
MARIN DIAZ: Allegedly used.
HORATIO: Allegedly used to save your sister's life. Now, are you going to
rebut everything I'm saying?
MARIN DIAZ: Yes.
Horatio:Excellent ! :devil: sorry
zippy 
JUST ONE KISS
(Horatio puts on a pair of latex gloves. Drake Hamilton is sitting down while
his lawyer, Ryan Cutler, stands guard over them.)
HORATIO: That's one way to bury your past.
RYAN CUTLER: They've had plans to put in a tennis court for months. Check with
the contractor.
HORATIO: Oh, we are, believe ..
DRAKE HAMILTON: Horatio, if I had known...
HORATIO: (flatly) You knew. (to MEGAN) I want a DNA sample from both of them
just because we can, okay?
MEGAN: Yep.
(The elevator doors open. Drake Hamilton steps out of the elevator into the
hallway.)
HORATIO: (o.s.) Drake.
DRAKE: Yes, Horatio.
HORATIO: I'm going to need your glasses.
DRAKE: For what?
HORATIO: Either you take them off or I'm going to take them off you. You
decide.
(After a moment, Drake removes his glasses and hands them to Horatio.)
HORATIO: Good decision. Now sit down. Hmm.
(Horatio leaves.)
ASHES TO ASHES
(Delko moves aside to let Horatio look at the scope at the diamond.)
([SCOPE VIEW] High magnification of the etching on the diamond.)
HORATIO: Okay, I can tell you that this was done with an Excimer laser and its
inscription point was no more than three microns in diameter.
(Delko's impressed. Horatio grins knowingly.)
DELKO: (chuckles) Okay, how do you know that though? You were a jewel thief
in another life? What?
HORATIO: Well, in another life I incarcerated many a jewel thief.
HORATIO: Go to this address ... with a photograph of Douglas. And ask Artie if
he has recently sold any strawberry-scented rubber teddies.
(Horatio hands the address to Delko. He looks at it and laughs.)
DELKO: (reads) "Artie's Adult Playground"?
HORATIO: Do you know Artie?
DELKO: (shoots back) Do you know Artie?
HORATIO: Just go to the address, Eric.
(Horatio leaves the room.)
BROKEN
HORATIO: (from headset) I'm walking towards the bathroom.
(Calleigh looks up at the security monitor.)
CALLEIGH: Okay, I don't see you ... I don't see you ... hello, handsome. I see
your hand.
HORATIO: What do we have here, stolen uniforms? "Sir golf-a-lot." You on to
your next victim, Stewart?
STEWART OTIS: That's not mine.
HORATIO: Really? Whose is it, mine? Take him.
BREATHLESS
HORATIO: Do we know why he was up here last night?
DET. ADELL SEVILLA: Well, you know, some sort of private party.
HORATIO: Not private anymore, is it? Any sign of what killed him?
DET. ADELL SEVILLA: I was hoping you could tell me.
(They reach the dead, naked body strategically covered by the pink cabana cloth.
Horatio kneels down.)
HORATIO: Well ... I guess we can't rule out exposure.
NIKKI OLSON: Cupcake-- it's, um... well, it's kind of hard to describe.
Basically an environment where women are in charge. Get together and celebrate
our sexuality.
HORATIO: Would you say that that celebration includes male entertainment like
Noel Peach?
NIKKI OLSON: Yes, there were quite a few male dancers here.
HORATIO: Would you describe the entertainment, please?
NIKKI OLSON: It was harmless, really.
HORATIO: Harmless. A little harmless lap dance followed by some harmless sex.
NIKKI OLSON: Cupcake isn't about having sex. It's about taking it back.
HORATIO: Fair enough.
CALLEIGH: Do you believe her story?
HORATIO: I don't know. I guess that depends on whether you like seeing men
dress up in your underwear or not.
CALLEIGH: (smiles) Personally, leather chaps, nothing else. (beat) That was
a joke.
PS
Casp cool vid thaks for the link :lol:
DaWacko congratulation for ur new job been Admin...
i don`t wont to have ban or i kick form this forum that`s why i promise won`t go over ur DaAnts.... but will go for my own hunting for mosquitoDa
this mosquito in front of nose gona die soon...:devil:
