Favorite Quotes

Few more:

Sara: Still tossin' simulation dummies? There are other ways to tell, you know.
Grissom: No thanks. I'm a scientist. I like to see it. Newton dropped the apple. I drop dummies.

Cool Change

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Sara: What's that smell?
Nick: I'm nukin' a burrito.
Sara: Junk food and radiation, good combo.

Nick: I can't believe I used to live in a place like this.
Sara: And here I had all this respect for you.

Pledging Ms. Johnson
 
As i am on process of watching csi marathon from old seasons:
These from Season 2:

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from: Ellie
* Sara passed the bait on counterfeit money.
FBI Agent: "It came to you and you didn't take. You should be very proud."
Sara: "Wow! I don't feel that at all."
FBI Agent: "It never feels right when it works; only feels very wrong when it didn't."

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From: Organ Grinder
* Love the "murder central" scene, Grissom explaining the easy entry and egress of an intruder,
then Sara said: "Room's only on one side, 'murder central'."
Nick to Sara: "You are so busted."
 
Fannysmackin' when Brass tries to convince the girl to talk against "Pig", the leader.


Brass (talking about jail): "You know it's funky in there. No posh spice, no parties, no purses or pedicures or pasta primavera."

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Burnout when Carl's house burns down.

Carl: Someone set fire to my house, I almost died! Why don't you ask me about that?
Brass: Okay, who would want to barbecue you?

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I believe this is Happenstance.

Doctor: She's the kind of girl we like to call a bed pan.
Nick: A bed pan?
Doctor: Yeah, full of crap and best when dumped.
 
OK, I just watched Snuff again, and I love the ending, where they catch the guy who killed the girl, and Sara and Cath are interviewing him, telling him he's HIV positive because her blood transferred through his eyes.

Sara: "You killed her, and I guess she killed you too" I really liked that line.
 
Greg: "All work and no play make Greg a dell boy."

Grissom: "All play and no work make Greg an unemployed boy."

I love that line!
 
i love in Fannysmackin' where Brass says something like
"Are you really going to protect a guy with the colorful yet unfortunate name of Pig?" :lol:
just the way Brass says things :rolleyes:
 
Sara: Do you know where I can find Catherine Willows?
Catherine: She's out in the field. Lemme guess. Sara Sidle.
Sara: I know who I am. I think you're a little confused.

:lol: Love this one from Cool Change
 
Just about anything from "The Finger"

Especially Sara's simple "Thank you, Catherine." when she finds the tire marks.

Then, when she calls Grissom "So you got my clues?"

Yeah, I know just about everything but where you are.

The scene where Nick is investigating the Townhouse, and he says "Okay, Talk to me." and the bird squawks so loud he nearly shoots it.
 
JorjaFoxFan said:
i love in Fannysmackin' where Brass says something like
"Are you really going to protect a guy with the colorful yet unfortunate name of Pig?" :lol:
just the way Brass says things :rolleyes:
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Brass has the best lines :lol:

This isn't quite a quote but in the same episode where Brass asks the girl to name the suspect or else he'll cuff her and she does this attitude thing with her head and Brass copys her :lol:

I hope you get what I'm on about lol
 
CSISneaky said:
JorjaFoxFan said:
i love in Fannysmackin' where Brass says something like
"Are you really going to protect a guy with the colorful yet unfortunate name of Pig?" :lol:
just the way Brass says things :rolleyes:
Click to expand...

Brass has the best lines :lol:

This isn't quite a quote but in the same episode where Brass asks the girl to name the suspect or else he'll cuff her and she does this attitude thing with her head and Brass copys her :lol:

I hope you get what I'm on about lol
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I Know exactly what you are talking about! I love that part! The little head bob is too good!
 
The opening dialog from Iced is my all time favorite
Grissom: For never was there a tale of more woe...

Greg: condom wrapper.
 
Fear and Loathing, where Greg is going on about Bud being a "bad cat" and that's what you get for eating.....:censored:

Also, Catherine's "Well, I like chests, but I'm not about to bop a six foot weasel."

And:

"Password?"

"E-I-E-I-O?"


Also, in "Meet Market" the whole scene with Cotton Candy the Stripper.

When they ask her to verify her whereabouts during the evening, she says, Yeah, I was with Joe whateverPit Boss at the Tangiers. He's married, so he'll deny it. I can prove it to you if you get me my wallet." (Pulls out Bills) "Here, He paid me with those." Catherine and Brass look at her funny and ask "What would you like us to do with those?"

"You're CSI, you can take a print off of there easy. DUHH!" *Rolls Eyes* Was priceless.
 
From the ep with the people who had green blood:

Hodges: You're like a geeky, nerdy guy trapped in a woman's body.
Wendy: So are you. :guffaw:


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Hodges: She wasn't a vulcan.

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Hodges: I'm a huge James Bond fan.
Greg: What aren't you a fan of?

:lol: I love Greg!

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Gil: Hodges, I want you to stop stalking me.

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Hodges: My nose has the cyanide gene.
Gil: What gene turned your nose brown?

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And I loved the scene where Cath and Hodges were in that elderly couple's house. Hodges was trying to get the scent and Cath started giggling. Then she said she was thinking about a cartoon and started impersonating a cartoon character. :lol: It was funny.
 
From "Redrum":

Elijah Hopkins (the undercover cop) to the snitch who decided he wanted to be relocated to Maui, not Denver: "Yeah, and I want a threesome with Beyonce and Scarlett Johansson.!"
 
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