Favorite Quotes

I love that scene in "Still Life" where Grissom tells Catherine about his father's death. Those sparse few minutes sum up his character so beautifully. But mostly I love the line, "No one would tell me why." And thus began a life and a career dedicated to figuring things out. :)
 
Grissom's Divine Comedy when Greg is wearing a scarf because he has a cold.

Warrick: "What are you doing a catalog shoot? Where's the matching hat?"

Greg: "Leave me alone. I have a cold."
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Nick sneezes on Hodges who then makes a face.

Hodges: "You know, in China they wear masks when they're sick. It's impolite to get your co-workers sick."

Nick: "Yeah, maybe you should move to China."

Hodges: "Yeah, or maybe you could wear a mask."
 
I have to take pause, rewind, & play of the remote just to take down notes as i watched csi marathon. :cool:
So here it goes....
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Grissom' Words ++:
1x16: If your try to chase two rabbits you end up losing them both.
1x17: Science is about learning, & you have to see it to believe it.
1x23: Sometimes the harder to do is to do nothing.
4x21: There are three things in human life that are important. The first is to be kind, the second is to be kind and the third is to be kind.
5x09: Ecklie doesn't have a scientific bone in his body. He starts with the answers he wants and tehn devises the questions that supports these answers.
6x08: Physical evidence cannot be wrong; it doesn't lie. It is not influenced by emotion or prejudice; it is not confused by the excitement of the moment.
6x17: Everyone learns from science. It all depends on how you use the knowledge.

:p;):)
 
There's a ton of great quotes in "Snuff"

That lady who processed the snuff film was great.

Catherine asked "It would be nice if people cared as much about the girls in these films as the environmental impact." or something to that effect.

"Wait a minute. I am the one who called y'all." Flounces off, waving Catherine and Sara out of her way.

The end scene where the Cowboy is talking about the guy with Down Syndrome who he murdered.

"I don't no nothin' 'bout no damn Retard."

Grissom: He wasn't a Retard, he had a condition we call Down Syndrome."

and finally, after they get the evidence against him:

"The definition of the word retard is to slow down, hinder or hold back. I think you'll find your life is about to become "retarded."

I love righteous, pissy Grissom. :p
 
Watching "Monster in the Box" tonight, and Grissom guesses what Doc Robbins is going to say before he says it, and Doc says:

"You know, nobody likes it when you do that." :guffaw:
 
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I just watched 'Paper or Plastic' on Spike yesterday.

Doc Robbins is trying to squeeze a bullet out of the cocktail waitress.

Warrick stands there, with this disgusted look on his face.

Doc rambles on and on as he is pinching and squeezing the bullet.

Warrick has had about enough when he says "God, Is there something wrong with tweezers?!"

Too funny.
 
From "Who Shot Sherlock?" :

Sara: BFB. Big Frickin' Bullet!

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Greg: Sherlock went from crack to smack.

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Grissom: You do have two suspects with pipes.
Greg: Yeah and smoking kills.

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Warrick: Maybe he did hit the brakes. Did you check them?
Nick: You're a bigger boy than me.
Warrick: You can't do anything yourself, can you? :lol:
 
From "Caged"- Cath and Gil are investigating the death of a woman whose car was hit by a train.

Gil: Why did the SUV cross the tracks? (or something to that effect)

Cath: To get to the other side.

:lol:
 
From "CRASH &BURN"

Grissom: IF KNOWLEDGE CAN CREATE PROBLEMS, IT IS NOT THROUGH IGNORANCE THAT WE CAN SOLVE THEM.
 
From "Loco Motives"

Grissom is deciphering a picture in the lab. A train becomes obivous. Hodges walks in and says:

Hodges: "TOOT TOOT!!!"

Grissom: "Thank you, Hodges. I can tell its a train."
 
I can't quite remember the episode it was from but it always amused me whenever I heard it.Sara and Sofia are walking through the halls of the lab discussing a case;

Sara: "You're the detective...go detect!" She then smiles politely and walks away
 
I was just thinking about the time when Grissom asked Warrick how much he weighed and Warrick said something like "a buck seventy-five, give or take a doughnut" lol
 
oh yeah, i love that whole scene, it goes...

Grissom: How much do you weigh?
Warrick: That's between me and my trainer.
Grissom: Do I need to get a scale?
Warrick: A buck ninety-five, give or take a doughnut.
(Grissom looks Sara's way)
Sara: Don't even ask, I'm not telling you.
Grissom: Warrick, would you lay down on the floor?
Warrick: I don't get paid enough to play dead.

it's from Blood Lust.
is it incredibly sad that i know that? lol

i also love this one, it's from 3x23 "Inside The Box"

Brass: Mr. Nine volt, Rob Rubio -- ex-military, security expert. Went to work
for casino owner Sam Braun when one of his soft count cronies got caught
skimming the skim, so... all roads lead to Rome, except, in this case... the
Rampart.

he just has a way with words :bolian:
 
These are random..

Grissom: [to Catherine] My mother may have been deaf but she was still the boss.

Catherine: Hey, if you can explain the behavior of teenagers, more power to you.

Brass: Well, the kid gets murder, mom's an accessory, and dad gets felony explosives. It's a family-value pack.

Nick: Medicine is about healing, hope is about prayer, that, should be free.

Sara: I'm not anti-wedding, I'm just anti-stupid.

Warrick: Only clue he's got is a missing boat, which sucks because...it's missing.

Grissom: You think a female did this?
Catherine: I could have.
Grissom: Scared of you.

Newswoman (v.o.): In Vegas, if nobody wants you dead, you're not working hard enough.
 
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Brass: Well, the kid gets murder, mom's an accessory, and dad gets felony explosives. It's a family-value pack.
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haha which one is that from? i recognize it..


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Sara: I'm not anti-wedding, I'm just anti-stupid.
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i just find this one ironic, lol :rolleyes:

here's some more i remembered..
Nick: Hey, Greg
Greg: Shh! I might be looking at the mother of my children here.
Nick: Somebody's been putting in way too much overtime.

Catherine: "Ex-girlfriend, Nick?"
Nick: "It depends. Was she the assaultor or the assaultee?"

Sara: You weren't in your office.
Grissom: Well, good morning to you too, Miss Sidle.
(just the tone in that one )

Catherine: "You know how you're always pushing that Holy Trinity stuff?"
Grissom: "Father, son and Holy Ghost?"
Catherine: "Victim, suspect and crime scene."
Grissom: "Oh, that one."

Warrick: "You just won't let up. Do you."
Sara: "It's a flaw."
 
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