Favorite Quotes

I found more. These are from episode King Baby (Season 5)

Nick picks up a pacifier)
Nick: I just don't get it, man.
Grissom: What, you never had a transitional object when you were a kid? A stuffed animal or a blanket?
Nick: No. I mean, I had a wooby, but who didn't? (Catherine starts to smile)
Warrick: Oh, is that that blue thing that's in your locker?
Nick (chuckles): Don't even.

Grissom: I was wondering, do you carry adult diapers?
Madge: Oh, we sure do. What are you, about a 34, 36? (Nick tries to keep from laughing)
Grissom: Well, they're not for me.
Madge (to Nick): Oh. Well, aren't you lucky to have such a nice daddy? (Nick quits smiling and Grissom turns to Nick and smiles)
Nick: I'm going to have a look around

(Don't sue me if they are already taken)
 
From Fur and Loathing:

Catherine: "...makes his own... furry little family" (I think it's just the way she said that!

Catherine: "Well I like hairy chests but I'm not about to bop a six foot weasel."

Greg: "Well Bob's looking like a very bad cat..." - or something like that, it made me laugh anyway!

Haha, I watched the ep again last night, and I was in absolute creases. I love it.

ETA: Brass in that ep was cool too. I love his one-liners.

"What you're not getting is I've got all night.One of us is getting overtime for being here, and it's not you." (Something like that)
 
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From 'Got Murder?':

Cath (to Griss): We're up a tree and you're quoting Poe

I just caught the beginning tonight, and that line always makes me :lol: It's classic Cath and Griss, her being slightly incredulous with his odd ways :D
 
Oh I loved it :) I love Cath when she's on form. Some eps she's just unstoppable with her comments.

I like the up a tree one too. Cath does make me laugh when she's joking with Grissom.:lol:

I like this too, from Strip Strangler: "never doubt, never look back, that's how I live my life"

A few more have just come to mind too :)

Grissom: Did you hear the one about the cop and the monkey who go into a bar?
Cath:I'm not in the mood.
Grissom: Neither was the monkey.

Sara: : So relax and lie down on your back.
Greg: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching. ...That was a different dream.

Another classic Catherine to Grissom: Hey, look at that. Your six-legged soul mate
 
Greg: It's uranium. [...]
Nick: Which is radioactive. Do we need to evacuate the building or anything?
Greg: The amount is trace. We should be fine.
Nick: You sure?
Greg: No.

***

Greg:: I'm like a sponge, I just absorb information.
Grissom: That's my line.
Greg: Yeah, and I absorbed it.

***

Greg: But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside.
Nick: Oh, what's in her heart?
Greg: No ... her DNA ... and let me tell you -- this girl has got some fine epithelials.

That's for beginning;)
 
(Nick has a cold and coughs near Hodges)

Hodges: You know in China people wear masks when they're sick. It's considered impolite to infect your co-workers.

Nick: Maybe you should go work in China.

Hodges: Maybe you should wear a mask.
 
haha GregNickRyan fan, what episode is that from? I love it. And Deirdre I love the Greg and sponge absorbing line ;)

I also love:

Cath: It's raining man-juice?
Sara: Hallelujah?

and

Sara: Now who's the punk, bitch.."

Both from all for our country.
 
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This one made me crack up. :guffaw:

Gil Grissom: A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game - count the number of times the ball was passed.
Captain Jim Brass: Yeah? Groundbreaking.
Gil Grissom: During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterward, the professor asked the students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, “what gorilla?”
Captain Jim Brass: That’s wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I’ll arrest it.

and this one:

*Dr. Robbins has received a human head in the mail and Grissom walks into the room*
Gil Grissom: I heard you got some head.
 
bubbles, I'm not sure what the name of the ep was, but I think it aired on April 3rd (this year). It was the one where the guy who was gonna testify against the leader of that gang was killed (turned out by his own father-in-law)... and that DA lady wanted Grissom on the case, but he was home sick with the flu or something. Greg had a cold as did Nicky. :lol: Also from that ep:

Madeline (the DA): You know what, Gilbert? You're the only man I can count on. Which means that you're either a classic enabler or my soulmate.
 
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bubbles, I'm not sure what the name of the ep was, but I think it aired on April 3rd (this year). It was the one where the guy who was gonna testify against the leader of that gang was killed (turned out by his own father-in-law)... and that DA lady wanted Grissom on the case, but he was home sick with the flu or something. Greg had a cold as did Nicky. :lol:
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That was "Grissom's Divine Comedy". Even better than the actual line was the outake with Hodges mimicking Nick as he walked away. :guffaw: Also in that video, an outake of Nick and Warick laughing. :lol: It's on the CBS website under CSI videos, "The Sickest Show on Television".
 
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