Favorite Quotes

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  1. Destiny

    Destiny Still Sanity Challenged! Premium Member

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    Its from "#502: Down The Drain"
     
  2. GregNickRyanFan

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    The first two are from "King Baby" and the third is from "Big Middle":

    Grissom: If the Wizard of Oz had nude photos of the Wicked Witch, Dorothy never would have lost her slippers.

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    (Nick crawls into the victim's "nursery")

    Nick: Woah! Who's your Mommy?

    Loved the expression on his face in the scene too. Haha.

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    Nick: Las Vegas, where even the beaver can strike it rich.
     
  3. Smokey

    Smokey Nickaholic Moderator

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    In Bull, when they were in autopsy and took off his boots....

    Super Dave: Cody's little doggies are right fragrant. :lol:
     
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    :lol: SuperDave is funny.
     
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    x3nity Lab Technician

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    From "SUCKERS"

    GRISSOM: How's your knowledge of Japanese history, particularly, antiquities?
    SARA: (smiles and shakes her head) Not good. Why?
    GRISSOM: To find the hunter ... know the game.

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    From "EARLY ROLLOUT"

    Catherine: We're mid-case. Why do we have to do this now?
    Grissom: Well, I have to get this evaluation in or I'm gonna get written up.
    Catherine: Okay. My goals... Oh, all right, okay, for starters, I'd like two consecutive nights off. I would like to cut my triples down to 10 a year instead of the usual 20, and I would love to find a reliable babysitter so I could have myself some kind of a personal life.
    Grissom: You don't have a personal life?
    Catherine: I ... Write this down: I haven't had sex in six - no, seven months.
    (Grissom stops writing & looks at Catherine)
    Grissom: (sighs) How can I help? (Cath's eyes wide stares at Grissom)
    Grissom: You... Advance, I mean. You... have any interest in changing sections in the lab? For instance...
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    I like also the scene wherein Brass talking to Sara, re: poppin' cough drops.

    BRASS: I mean, what I'm trying to say is that ... there's more problems than answers in the bottom of a bottle, believe me.
    SARA: Yeah. (She sighs.) Actually, I had a couple of beers with breakfast when I got off shift. And then I got called in.
    BRASS: Just a couple?
    SARA: Yeah.
    BRASS: (smiles a bit) I'm just looking out for you.

    *Brass loves Sara* :adore:;)
     
  6. Smokey

    Smokey Nickaholic Moderator

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    From "Daddy's Little Girl"...Grissom asks Super Dave to check to make sure the killer didn't pull a 'Lorena Bobbitt'. Super Dave checks and then says brightly, "No, we're good. My man's all there!" :lol:
     
  7. Greg's hot baby

    Greg's hot baby Dead on Arrival

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    From the episode "Big Shots" where Greg stands up to DJ and Aarons mother.
    "What do I owe you?"

    He made me so proud there.

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    From the episode "Chaos Theory" Where Greg has paged Grissom.
    Greg (to Grissom): You know my boy Frankie discovered DNA.
    Grissom: He's been dead for a 100 years Greg.
     
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  8. JorjaFoxFan

    JorjaFoxFan CSI Level One

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    i get chills whenever i watch that scene, so amazing. i'm so happy he stood up for himself against that beast lol. she took grieving over the limit :borg:

    one of my favorites is from Big Shots

    Drops: Whoa! Crimelab Nick Stokes! I see we're between bad haircuts.

    haha poor Nicky. yet so true :rolleyes:
     
  9. sarahbeth73

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    Greg: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, swab one down, run it thru CODIS, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

    Sometimes I miss Greg in the lab.
     
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    I apologize if anyone has mentioned either of these before but two of my favorites are;

    Suspect(to Greg): You know, you look like you were a jock in high school.
    Greg: Me?
    Sara: Him?

    and

    When Greg was telling the neighbor of the victom in one case that he needed to take a urine sample, and I forget exactly what he said but he was like,

    "If it comes back clean, you have nothing to worry about, If it doesn't than 'ur-ine' trouble."


    :devil:♥
     
  11. GregNickRyanFan

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    "Crazy or not, here we come."- Grissom "Committed"

    "We've come a long way." - Sofia
    "Baby."- Grissom "Committed"

    "You're a copologist." - Nick to Warrick "Grave Danger Volume One"
     
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    From "Bodies in Motion", they find nearly liquified bodies in a car trunk. Grissom wants tape put on the car doors and stuff, but he tells Sara, "Car condom." :lol: It just sounded wearing coming from Grissom. :lol:

    Same ep, Greg and Sara are trying to recover evidence from the vics in that car. Some of the liquid splashes in Greg's face and unfortunately for him, his mouth happens to be open at the time. :eeewww: Sara says, "Technically, that makes you a cannibal." :lol: And then she says, "Grissom would be proud." Greg replies, "Grissom would have tasted it on purpose." :guffaw:


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    Sara to Sofia: You're a detective; go detect.

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    ep: "Bite Me"

    Archie (to Nick): She's hot. I still wouldn't let her fang me. :lol:

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    Henry to Greg: You're kind of like a role model to me.
    Greg: A role model, huh?
    Henry: By the way, where do you get your hair cut?

    :guffaw:
     
  13. Deirdre

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    :guffaw: I loved it too.

    From Chasing The Bus:
    Grissom: Did you enjoy being in the field?
    Greg: You heard about it, too?
    Grissom: What?
    Greg: That I ... messed up.
    Grissom: No.
    Greg: Well, then ... I enjoyed it fine.

    I love this episode where Greg was first time out the lab.
     
  14. GregNickRyanFan

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    Can't remember the episode title offhand, but its the one where they find the guy dead in what looks like a crop circle. Superdave says something about the crop circle. Later, Nicky and Rick come in teasing him about it. Then a tapeworm slides out of the dead guy's mouth and Warrick says: "Ew, now that's alien!" And Nick says something about how there's only two areas that the tape worm can escape the body and Warrick says, "I'm glad it chose the mouth." :lol:
     
  15. JorjaFoxFan

    JorjaFoxFan CSI Level One

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    im pretty sure that's 5x01 Viva Las Vegas :confused:
    teehee. i love that quote too, thanks!
     

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