Favorite Quotes

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  1. Smokey

    Smokey Nickaholic Moderator

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    Sara: You know what pisses me off?
    Nick: Lots of things.

    :guffaw:
     
  2. GregNickRyanFan

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    :lol: That's a good one, Smokey. I liked this one from Viva Las Vegas (season 5 ep 1 I believe):

    Greg brings in his replacement (Chandra) to meet Grissom. Grissom has some weird thing on his head that shows heat coming from objects and people. He looks at Chandra with it.

    Grissom: Woah, you're hot!
    Chandra: Excuse me?
    Grissom: You're generating a lot of heat.

    And then he explains the gadget. It just cracked me up hearing Grissom say "you're hot". :lol:
     
  3. DJRideout

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    Oh there are just to many quotes, one liners and mini scenes between characters that I absolutely love.. lets see, where to start. Well Greg and Hodges scenes always crack me up.

    From Labrats

    (Greg is in blue overalls with spaghetti on the front. Hodges looks at him.)

    HODGES: Some garlic bread? Nice Chianti, maybe?

    GREG: Kiss my ass. I'd like to see you crawl around in a dumpster determining the difference between blood and marinara sauce with six mobster goons giving you the stink eye.

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    From Werewolves

    (Various quotes from the scene where Hodges/Archie/and Henry come into the Autopsy Room)

    DAVID PHILLIPS: No! You may not touch or pet the decedent!

    HODGES: Fine, but if I get a Sleestak in my lab, and you want to see it, I'm gonna get cranky.
     
  4. bubbles

    bubbles CSI Level Two

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    I also loved Catherine to Grissom in season 1, sounds of silence:
    "This is the one meeting I needed to attend. I don't always want to
    be second banana. I can probably do your job. I know that I can do Ecklie's."

    I love that whole conversation, but I can't be bothered to type it out ;) that's the most awesome line.
     
  5. GregNickRyanFan

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    What's the one quote where someone asks Grissom if he has a book with all these witty comment in or if he just makes them up as he goes along?
     
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    bubbles CSI Level Two

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    It was Catherine who said it, because I remember laughing when she said it, but I can't remember which episode, sorry.
     
  7. GregNickRyanFan

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    I thought it was Catherine, but wasn't sure. I couldn't remember exactly what she said something. :lol:
     
  8. Smokey

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    It was in "Slaves of Las Vegas". "Do you get these haikus out of a book or do they just come to you?" :lol:
     
  9. GregNickRyanFan

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    Thanks, Smokey. That was a pretty funny line.

    Didn't Grissom call someone "Grasshopper" once? :lol:
     
  10. CSISneaky

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    Season 1, Anonymous

    Nick to Warrick: You look tired buddy. You want me to make you a bottle, go night night?
    Warrick to Nick: You want me to clack that jaw, go night night?

    :lol: Those two are a good laugh together, there's so many other quotes, i'll post later when i remmeber them :D
     
  11. Smokey

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    Yeah, right after that line from Cath he called her "Grasshopper". :)

    I like that same scene where Nick goes, "Oooooo...Converse All-Stars! And you needed all the books for that? Those soles have been around 20 years."

    And I'll add, when Nick and Grissom are in the adult baby store. Lady to Nick, "Well, aren't you lucky to have such a nice daddy!" [​IMG]
     
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    Primium Non Nocere, from Season Two, where Grissom and Sara are examining the sheets and Griss finds a toenail. Sara then says:

    With all the sex these people were having, maybe I should take up hockey.
     
  13. addictedtoSpeed

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    Thought I'd pop in with some more. Enjoying all the quotes! All Brass from me this time, he has some great lines!

    Brass: [to a suspect] "Nice stare. Too bad it doesn't work on me. Keep it though - they'll love it in prison."

    Brass: "Yipee! We're going to the hood."

    Brass: "Now, I'm gonna suggest you get a name tag, put the name 'Trixie' on it, cause that's what your cell mates will be calling you."

    Brass: "Hey Gil, what's that stuck to the bottom of your shoe? Oh, it's just Sanders."



    Brass: "We've got a problem here."

    Hotel manager: "What?"

    Brass: "Your handwriting sucks."



    Lady Heather:
    "Say the magic word."

    Brass:
    "Warrant?"
     
  14. Shytownmofo

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    From "Harvest" in Season 5, Brass is talking to the pedophile, Marlon Waylord, and he sees a picture of the missing girl, Licks his finger and rubs it on it.

    "Come on, Don't make me smack you."

    Season 5, "King Baby"

    Hodges:

    "You couldn't pay me enough to rub ointment on some old guy's butt rash."

    Nick: "Well, maybe some people aren't as discerning as you are."

    When they're in the "Forever Baby" shop...
    Proprietor:
    "Gee, aren't you lucky to have such a nice daddy."

    Nick: I'll be looking over here.


    In the "Nursery"

    Nick:

    Whoa! Who's your mommy? The true inner sanctum."

    Catherine:

    "I think that bruce wanted the same thing every other guy wants."

    Grissom:

    "Nurturing?"

    Catherine:

    "Easy Access."
     
  15. GregNickRyanFan

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    Here's a Sara/Greg exchange from "Down the Drain" that cracked me up.

    Sara: I heard you finally lost your virginity. (Greg looks at her funny)
    Your first autopsy. How did it go?

    Greg: It was okay. How about your first time? How did you react?

    Sara: I puked.

    Greg: I didn't puke.

    Sara: Way to go, tough guy.

    :lol:
     

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