Re: CSI:Miami: RT #5- In God We Trust-All Others Are Suspect
Okay just for future reference, I just finished watching that Talleigh scene in Invasion about thirty times so...
I Might Have Been Mistaken
Street
Katie: GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UN!
Jess: OH YES THEY DO!
Carly: MOO! MOO! MOO! COWS GO MOO! COWS GO MOO!
Carole: JE SUIS UN PIZZA!
Anni: *falls down* Who puts rocks in the middle of the street?
Katie: The street people.
Anni: OH MY GOD!
Katie: What?
Anni: Your head looked like a giant hamburger for a second.
Katie: *starts laughing*
Anni: *laughing*
Jess: *laughing* I don't know what we're laughing about but it's funny!
JC: *crawling on sidewalk* Run home ants! Run home! Whoa, guys ants are trippy. They have like a million legs.
Cop cars pull up
Katie: IT'S THE FUZZ! RUN!
Girls run
Cop: Anschlag! Anschlag!
Cop2: Anschlag oder Sie gehen gefangenzusetzen!
Katie: AH! OH MY GOD! It's like we're on a different planet!
Anni: I don't remember being in the rocket ship!
Katie: *screams* We were abducted!
Jess: I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE PROBED!
Carole: JE SUIS UN PIZZA!
Cop2: *tackles Katie* Bewegen Sie nicht.
Katie: What! What the hell kind of language is that!
Cop2: Bewegen Sie nicht!
Katie: SAYING IT LOUDER ISN'T GOING TO MAKE ME UNDERSTAND!
Cop2: *sigh* Verfluchte Amerikaner. I said DO NOT MOVE.
Katie: WHAT DID YOU SAY BEFORE THAT! I KNOW AMERIKANER MEANS AMERICAN! HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW!
Cop2: Do not move or you will be arrested.
Katie: WHO CALLED THE FUZZ!
Cop2: The citizens of Germany called the 'fuzz' so stop talking and get up.
Katie: Whoa, you're sarcastic. I like that. *stands up*
Cop2: Now, what are you Americans doing out here?
Katie: Well actually Jess, Anni, and I are the only Americans. JC and Carole are from Canada and France.
Girls walk over with cop1
Cop1: Wünschen Sie mich sie festhalten?
Cop2: Nein.
Katie: What did he say. WHAT DID HE SAY!
Cop2: He wants to arrest all of you.
Anni: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING!
Cop1: Halt die Schnauze!
Anni: WHAT ABOUT MY SCHNAUZE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY NOSE!
Cop2: He said shut up.
Anni: Ooh, you're pretty. I'd like to take you home.
Cop2: Face the car and spread your feet.
Anni: Why?
Cop2: Because I said so.
Anni: Whoa, you speak English and Alien? Where did you learn that?
Cop2: Do you have any weapons on you?
Anni: If you mean my good looks and my sense of humor then yes.
Cop2: *rolls eyes*
Cop1: Wir haben nicht Zeit für dieses.
Cop2: Ja wir.
Katie: WHAT DID HE SAY! *points* WHAT DID HE SAY!
Cop2: He said we don't have time for this, but we do so just stay still.
Katie: Okay I like you. You seem to listen to reason. How about you take off these pretty bracelets and I'll make it worth your while.
Cop2: I don't think so.
Hotel room 1
Calleigh: Well I'm going to get a drink. You want one?
Speed: Yeah but it would be nice if we had ice.
Calleigh: I'm sure Eric just got preoccupied with something.
Speed: Like his own reflection in a mirror?
Calleigh: *smiles, hands over drink* Maybe.
Speed: Thank you. *drinks*
Calleigh: *sips drink* So...Everyone else seems to be MIA tonight.
Speed: Yeah.
Calleigh: I think I heard some sirens down on the street.
Speed: They do have cops here too you know.
Calleigh: *laughs* I know that. So...If you weren't married-
Speed: No.
Calleigh: You don't know what I was going to ask?
Speed: I don't want to know.
Calleigh: Oh come on Tim.
Speed: *sigh* Fine.
Calleigh: Hypothetically, if you weren't married...Would you be interested in me right now?
Speed: How much alcohol did you put in that drink?
Calleigh: *grins* Answer the question.
Speed: ...Hypothetically, it's none of your business.
Calleigh: Ah, smart answer.
Speed: How about you?
Calleigh: Oh come on, I can't ask you but you can ask me?
Speed: That's right so spill.
Calleigh: Hypothetically, if you weren't married, I'd be all over you.
Speed: ...
Calleigh: *winks*
Speed: I really hope you're kidding.
Calleigh: The look on your face was priceless.
Speed: I hate it when you do that.
TBC........
