CSI:Miami: RT #5- In God We Trust-All Others Are Suspects

Continued from the old thread here

Welcome to the new CSI:Miami Road Trip!

Summary: If you don't already know what the story's about, it's the Miami team off for adventures in their Hummerhome, working on cases in the lab or out in the field every once and a while. I like to keep things mixed up. (There are four other threads so don't feel too confused if you've just arrived. )

Rating: Nothing too terribly bad.-It coincides with the Board Rules.

Characters: All of them. (Except I kind of killed Ryan Wolfe so don't get too disappointed if he's not there. )

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, and if I did oh boy would CSI:Miami be different. CBS owns all.

So, get comfortable, grab a chair, a couch or a seat in the Hummerhome and get ready for a great trip! ...Road trip that is.

-Chapter 1 of thread 5 will begin shortly, so stick around.

 

Well here we are guys, chapter one! Thank you very much for joining me in here.

Shoot To Thrill

Lab

Horatio: *shoots gun* Hey Speed, you okay?!

Speed: *behind wall* Yeah!

Horatio: *rolls* Oof, I'm getting too old for this.

Speed: Don't you think there are more pressing matters to be dealt with?

Horatio: Do you have a gun?

Speed: I'm a civilian.

Horatio: Here. *throws gun*

Speed: What do you want me to do with this?

Horatio: I have a backup in my office, take these guys out and I'll be right back.

Speed: You're leaving me?

Horatio: *warning tone* Speed...

Speed: Yeah I know. *loads magazine*

Horatio: Keep them busy. *runs*

Speed: Easier said than done.

[Shots hit wall]

Speed: *flinches* Man how do these guys get in here?

Calleigh: *runs up, gun drawn* I thought you were leaving.

Speed: Yeah so did I.

Calleigh: Duck.

Speed: *ducks*

Calleigh: *shoots gun*

[One gunman falls]

Speed: Nice shot.

Calleigh: Where's Horatio?

Horatio: *runs over* Right here.

Delko: *runs up* What's going on?

Horatio: Shoot now, ask questions later Eric.

Delko: Oh cool so we're doing that now.

[Gunmen run around shooting glass and the ceiling, shot fly everywhere]

Speed: *shoots gun*

[Gunman falls]

Calleigh: You almost missed.

Speed: It's not my gun. It feels weird.

[Gunman on floor shoots]

Delko: AH! Oh God I almost got shot.

Calleigh: *shoots*

[Gunman dies]

Calleigh: That's right. That'll teach ya.

Speed: Very nice. Can we get the rest of them now?

Calleigh: After you.

Speed: No, ladies first. I insist.

Calleigh: You just don't want to get shot.

Speed: You're the cop.

Calleigh: Oh right. *runs*

Horatio: *runs*

Delko: *runs*

Speed: *sigh* I guess I should help. *runs*

[Miami team runs around shooting bad guys, and mostly missing but that's okay because the gunmen are supposed to be hard to shoot. They're bad guys.]

Horatio: I'm out.

Calleigh: *throws magazine* Will that do?

Horatio: *loads magazine* Thank you Calleigh.

Speed: *runs behind wall* You do realize we've just destroyed the lab

Delko: All the more reason to re-decorate again.

Speed: Well have fun with that. *shoots gun*

[Gunman falls, dies]

Calleigh: Do you have a visual on the rest of them?

Horatio: Well I know at least five or six came in.

Delko: And we shot three.

Horatio: So we have three more.

Delko: What do you want us to do H?

Horatio: We're going to have to cowboy this one.

Speed: *tilts head* Just the way I wanted to leave this place. Riddled with bullets.

Horatio: There's two of them in the trace lab so we're going to head that way slowly. If you see anyone who's injured, pull them out of the way.

Calleigh: Well this is going to be an all around fun crime scene to process.

Horatio: *loads magazine* I have no doubt. Alright, on my mark. One...Two...Th-

Speed: Wait.

Horatio: What?

Speed: Do I get hazard pay out of this?

Horatio: I'll send you a cheque.

Speed: Good. Now that it's cleared up, carry on the countdown.

Horatio: ...Three!

[Miami team runs into trace lab, guns a-blazin'. Two gunmen get off a few shots, but as we know, the Miami team is kickass so they send a few bullets each into their not-so-great kevlar vests]

Delko: Where's the third guy?

Calleigh: I saw him leave out that way.

Horatio: *looks down at dead gunmen* Let him go. We have all we need to get him right here.

Speed: I hate to be the buz-kill of this whole thing but I have a plane to catch and no one said I'd have to kill a few terrorists first.

Horatio: Consider it a going away present *puts on shades* Miami-style.

Speed: Excellent. Can I go?

Horatio: Take care.

Speed: Thanks. Bye guys.

Calleigh: Bye Tim.

Delko: See you around.

Speed: *throws gun at Horatio* You're going to need this.

Horatio: *grabs gun* Good luck.

Speed: I make my own luck. *leaves*

Horatio: *looks around* Grab everyone and tell them we're pulling an all-nighter.

Delko: What if the FBI gets inv-

Horatio: We have juridiction so tell them to stick it.

Delko: You want me to tell the FBI to...Stick it?

Horatio: Yep. *walks away*

Delko: *shrugs*

Calleigh: *sigh* Don't you love coming back home?

TBC.........

 

I'm very pleased how this is going so far. *sigh* I never thought I'd get to two threads, let alone five! And it does seem like such a long time ago that I started this story. I wasn't sure this thing was going to last at all. But hey, I have more threads than seasons of Miami so I guess I win for the time being.

And thanks calleighspeedle, and Katie, and Carly, and Jaci! I love how this has started off. I like it when things start off with a bang, don't you?

In God We Trust-All Others Are Suspects

Hummer

Katie: So what took you so long? Broke down in tears and couldn't say goodbye?

Speed: Not quite, but close.

Katie: So we're flying off to California huh? Sounds fun.

Speed: *sigh* Yeah.

Katie: Something wrong?

Speed: Nope.

Katie: Good.

Speed: We'll be in California tonight, and our stuff has already been shipped.

Katie: So it's already there.

Speed: Some of it. I actually had the house fully furnished with new furniture.

Katie: I really hope you didn't pick icky colors.

Speed: Don't worry about it.

Katie: So Horatio is really giving us his Hummer huh? How are the people where you work going to react when they see you drive there in a vehicle that says 'crime scene investigation' on it?

Speed: I'll get it taken off.

Katie: So you're really done with the whole cop thing?

Speed: *nods*

Katie: ...But what do you think sold me? It was the gun and badge.

Speed: I guess you'll have to get used to it.

Katie: So what are you going to be doing at this new job?

Speed: I'll be part of the Domestic Violence and Child Abduction Unit.

Katie: Wow...And you're not a cop?

Speed: Right now I'm at a desk. I don't go out in the field.

Katie: So you just stare at paperwork and talk to psychologists.

Speed: Basically.

Katie: It doesn't seem fun.

Speed: I'm not doing this to have fun.

Katie: Do you at least get to interrogate people?

Speed: I don't interrogate anyone. I can talk to witnesses and victims but that's it.

Katie: That's crap.

Speed: *laughs*

Katie: What's so funny?

Speed: You.

Katie: Yeah I know I'm funny, but why do you think I'm funny?

Speed: Nevermind.

Katie: You're not going to be like the new guy are you?

Speed: What do you mean?

Katie: Well they always haze the new guy. You finally earned the respect of everyone at the lab, and now you're the new guy. The small fry, the greenhorn.

Speed: Are you finished?

Katie: Yeah.

Speed: Good.

Katie: ...Were you going to add anything to that?

Speed: No.

Katie: Well aren't you full of surprises today Mister Miami.

Lab

Calleigh: Okay so I've got all of our casings.

Delko: But not the bullets?

Calleigh: I've only been at this for a half hour. Would you like to help?

Delko: You know me. I'm always up for it.

Calleigh: Hey where's everyone else?

Delko: In the lounge. Horatio told them to wait there.

Calleigh: Well I could really use a few more hands.

Delko: You know H.

Calleigh: *sigh* They're ready to take on even the most political of cases. I don't know why he doesn't trust them. I mean, Carly's an actual CSI.

Delko: Maybe he just wants them to sit this one out.

Calleigh: They can't sit every case out.

Delko: When H is ready he'll let them work these types of cases.

Calleigh: Well does he realize we're one CSI short?

Delko: You know if Speed were here, he'd just be standing around.

Calleigh: *smiles* Kind of like what you're doing right now?

Delko: *laughs* Yeah.

Calleigh: Come take these guns and don't accidentally shoot one.

Delko: You have my word. *grabs gun*

Calleigh: *looks around*

Delko: What?

Calleigh: Doesn't Alexx usually get over here by now?

Delko: *nods* Yeah, usually.

Calleigh: I'm going to call her. *dials*

Delko: *clicks on flashlight*

Calleigh: *shakes head* She's not answering the phone in the autopsy room.

Delko: Did you try her cell?

Calleigh: *dials*

Delko: *lifts brow*

Calleigh: It's turned off. I'm just getting her voice mail.

Delko: So....Our bad guy runs out through that door. *points* Now where does that door lead?

Calleigh: ...The Medical Examiner's building.

Delko: You think he's in there?

Calleigh: The only way to find out is to go down there.

Delko: We phoned, he probably knows we're looking for Alexx.

Calleigh: Okay, I'll call Horatio and we'll figure something out.

TBC..........

 

Aw Carly feels special! *hugs Carly* Have a cookie. *gives cookie*

Hmm..I think I remember seeing this episode. Alexx gets kidnapped...*sigh* If they can recycle their storylines, I can steal their storyline.

Wubbs

Medical Examiner's Building

Horatio: *takes off shades* Okay Eric, tell me what happened.

Delko: Alexx is missing.

Horatio: ...I know that. Tell me something I don't know.

Delko: The body over there on the table is starting to smell so she's been gone for at least four hours.

Horatio: But the shooting only happened two hours ago.

Delko: Looks like the FBI wasn't doing their jobs.

Horatio: Okay this means someone else came down here and grabbed Alexx, and the one that got away is our only link to her.

Delko: I think the third guy got knicked. A blood trail leads outside, but stops short of the curb.

Horatio: So they had a vehicle.

Delko: Well they probably still do.

Horatio: *frowns*

Delko: I'll uh...Give the DNA to Valera.

Horatio: Where's Calleigh?

Delko: Outside processing.

Horatio: Thank you. *walks away*

Delko: ...So did you want me to run this over to the lab?!...*shrugs*

California. 7 pm. That translates to about two hours after the ME building stuff happened-Things go a lot faster in these types of fics so expect it. I don't know why I'm explaining it because you're all smart people and can figure it out.

Speed: Well, here's the house.

Katie: *looks up* Whoa.

Speed: Do you like it?

Katie: It's....Really big. Where's this pool?

Speed: The backyard. Where else would a pool be?

Katie: I don't know, I was just curious.

Speed: *opens door* Go on in.

Katie: HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN!

Speed: I'll take that as your approval.

Katie: HAHA THIS IS SO COOL! EVERYTHING ECHOES!

Speed: Can you stop yelling now?

Katie: SURE! I mean, sure.

Speed: So you like it?

Katie: *sigh* I love it.

Speed: Good.

Katie: Tell me they have some sort of McDonalds here or something. I'm starving.

Speed: I'm sure I can handle that for you.

Katie: Oh..Crud.

Speed: What?

Katie: You don't have cuffs anymore?

Speed: No.

Katie: Ah man.

Speed: Again, I'm sorry for your loss.

Katie: You know, you sure say that a lot for a guy who doesn't want to be a cop anymore.

Speed: I know.

Katie: *runs around* I CAN RUN LAPS IN HERE!

Speed: *sigh*

Katie: *runs back* Okay I'm finished being excited now. So what now?

Speed: *scratches chin* I'm not sure.

Katie: Well I'm going to walk around and tour a little bit.

Speed: I'll bring our stuff in here.

Katie: Good. *runs off*

Speed: *walks to door*

Katie: *from a different room* WE HAVE A POOL TABLE!

Speed: *opens door* I need to find a way to soundproof this house before the neighbors call the cops. *walks outside*

TBC............