Re: CSI:Miami: RT #5- In God We Trust-All Others Are Suspect
Aw, well I'm glad I could oblige.
Well, let's get this show on the road shall we?
Where Are You Now..Hee.
2 hours later
Calleigh: I fink we should *hiccup* slop dwinking. *puts down cup*
Katie: *on the floor giggling*
Carly: *mumbling* Black and White...Black and White...Black and White...
Missy: Is the room supposed to be spinning like this?
JC: My head is floating.
Anni: *running around the room, crashing into things*
Calleigh: Do you think if we ran around the hotel naked, everything would slow down and we'd look like the girls on Baywatch?
Carly: What are we watching?
Katie: *giggling*
Missy: *singing* I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS DEEDELEEDEE! THERE THEY ARE A STANDING IN A ROW!!!!!!
JC: PUMBAA!!!!
Calleigh: *falls off bed*
Knock on door is heard
Katie: WHOA! HAMBURGER...AND...FRIES?
Carly: Hamburger helper.
Katie: THAT'S THE ONE! *crawls to the door* Whoa it's like a CASTLE up there! *reaches for doorknob, stands*
Carly: Who is it!
Katie: I CAN'T TELL! There's some sort of..Door blocking whoever it is!
Carly: Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door, open....Open....Open haha that's a funny word.
Katie: *opens door* TIMMY!
Speed: *smiles* Hey baby.
Katie: HECK YES! ARE YOU DRUNK TOO?
Speed: Oh yeah.
Katie: Well then, by all means stay.
Delko: *runs in* GEORGE GEORGE, GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE! STRONG HAS HE MAY BE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT PEE! *falls down*
Missy: Isn't it supposed to be tree?
JC: I never saw that movie so I couldn't tell ya.
Katie: *pulls Speed in* So wacha been up to?
Speed: Oh a little of this, a little of that.
Carly: BLACK AND WHITE! *rolls around on the floor*
Calleigh: WHO WANTS SHAMPOO!
Anni: I DO! *falls down* GIMME! *grabs shampoo* Why do I have shampoo?
Calleigh: I don't know. Who gave you shampoo?
Anni: You did. *opens cap* IT'S LIKE ALIEN'S BLOOD! *pours shampoo everywhere*
Delko: Whoa...The carpet feels so...Carpety.
Missy: *twirling around on spot*
Katie: Is Horatio still dressed up?
Speed: Hell if I know.
Katie: *giggles*
Delko: I am on an expedition in Africa to find the mysterious carpet princess. *crawls around* ROAR. I am a mighty lion!
JC: *knocks on tv* Hello? HELLO! GUYS THERE ARE PEOPLE TRAPPED INSIDE THE TV!
Calleigh: OH NO! *runs over, trips on table*
Katie: *runs over* Okay okay okay. Here's the plan. You smash it open and I'll save the people. QUICK WHO HAS CHEERIOS! WE NEED LIFE RAFTS!
JC: *throws cheerios* SAVE YOURSELVES!
Katie: They're just bouncing off. There's some kind of forcefield!
JC: There's only one way we can save the people.
Katie: What's that?
JC: More alcohol.
Katie: Excellent idea.
Ten minutes later, and a fallen-over broken tv...
Katie: *digging through wires* The people must be hiding. WE CAN SAVE YOU!
JC: Where are they?
Speed: Whoa, I think they died. You just totally killed them when you knocked over the tv. THAT TV WAS THEIR LIFE FORCE!
Katie: NO! *starts crying* I MURDERED THE TV PEOPLE! SO LONG LARRY KING!
Knock on door is heard
Calleigh: *knocks on cabinet*
Knock on door is heard
Calleigh: *knocks on cabinet*
Bang on door is heard
Horatio's voice: OPEN THIS DOOR NOW!
Calleigh: Uh oh...
Speed: Whoa, whoa okay everyone act not drunk. *staggers to door*
Katie: *still crying* I killed them.
Delko: I DIDN'T FIND THE LION! IT HAS TO LEAD ME TO THE CARPET PRINCESS!
Speed: SOMEONE SHUT RICKY MARTIN UP!
Missy: *grabs Delko's face* Shhhhhhh.
Delko: *mumbles*
Missy: What?
Delko: CARROT TOP!
Missy: *covers Delko's mouth*
Speed: *opens door* Oh hey carrot t-, Horatio.
Horatio: *frowns* What's going on in here? And why is there a broken tv?
Speed: Earthquake.
Horatio: ....Earthquake.
Speed: You didn't feel it?
Horatio: No I didn't.
Speed: Maybe you have one of those...Uh...Uh inner ear thingies.
Horatio: Mhm. Why are there little bottles of alcohol everywhere?
Speed: We're collecting them for future...Collecting purposes.
Horatio: And where's the alcohol?
Speed: In..Some of..Our stomachs.
Horatio: What's it doing in your stomachs?
Speed: ...Recirculating?
Carly: OH HECK! WE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED THAT!
Katie: I KILLED LARRY KING LIVE! WELL EXCEPT FOR THE LIVE PART BECAUSE HE'S DEAD!
Speed: See? Nothing to worry about.
Horatio: You're drunk.
Speed: *gasp* I WOULD NEVER.
Horatio: You are.
Speed: Would you like some Schnopps?
Horatio: No.
Delko: I FOUND HER! I FOUND THE CARPET PRINCESS! SHE WAS RIGHT HERE THE WHOLE TIME! *grabs Katie*
Katie: GET OFF OF ME! I'm the Queen of the Spider People for your information.
Delko: I don't see any spiders your highness.
Katie: Maybe that's because I KILLED THEM ALL WHEN THE TV BROKE! *digs through wires* I NEED TO FIND THE BODIES! SOMEONE HAS TO INFORM THEIR FAMILIES!
Horatio: Speed, did you instigate this?
Speed: Me? No way. I was downstairs with Ricky.
Horatio: Doing what?
Speed: Getting drunk. Don't you pay attention?
Horatio: You had better get UN-drunk pretty fast.
Speed: I can't It's going to take a while.
Horatio: I'm not going to let you destroy this hotel room.
Speed: Pfft yeah like I could do that by myself.
Carly: WHOA! WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE CIRCUS!
JC: AMERICAN EXPRESS! *passes out*
Horatio: Try not to break anything.
Speed: Wait, where are you going?
Horatio: To sleep. It's midnight.
Speed: You're not going to punish us?
Horatio: Oh you'll all get punishment tomorrow.
Speed: What about making the next twelve hours hell?
Horatio: This is your hell.
Speed: I don't get it.
Horatio: Goodnight. *leaves*
Speed: *turns around* CARROT TOP IS GONE!
Calleigh: WHOOOOOO! *rips off shirt*
Speed/Delko: *look over*
Calleigh: THAT'S RIGHT! I'M FLASHING YOU!
Delko: *blank stare*
Speed: *blinks*
Katie: *kicks Speed*
Speed: AH! *falls down*
Katie: *climbs ontop of Speed* Hey now cowboy, you're mine remember?
Speed: I love Africa.
Katie: *giggles*
Calleigh: *running around* I'M A BIRD! I'M A BIRD!
Carly: *jumping around* I'M A KANGAROO!
Anni: I'm hammered. *passes out*
TBC.........
