Re: CSI:Miami: RT #5- In God We Trust-All Others Are Suspect
I've only been in a few Holiday Inns, and they've all been pretty tip-top, so I think I'll go with that theme for now.
I'm glad you're looking forward to the next chapters!
Thanks for the feedback.
In My Thoughts, In My Dreams
Holiday Inn, Dining room area..Place
Horatio: Okay people, I have our room keys. I've got all the women in one room, and all the men in the other room.
Delko: ...Why?
Calleigh: Yeah that's not fair.
Horatio: It's the rules, just like in the Hummerhome. I want you all to be on your best behavior.
Speed: I'm not sharing a room with Eric.
Horatio: You'll also be sharing a room with me, so don't worry about it.
Speed: Fine, but Eric gets the cot.
Delko: What? No you get the cot.
Speed: You're the level one, so you get the cot.
Delko: Hey I can't be a newbie forever.
Speed: Yes you can.
Delko: No I can't.
Speed: Yes you can.
Horatio: Enough. Speed, you get the cot.
Speed: What? That's not fair.
Horatio: You can't always get what you want.
Delko: *sticks tongue out*
Speed: *hits Delko*
Delko: OW. Horatio he hit me.
Horatio: *slaps Speed in the back of the head*
Speed: OW! Geez, H I didn't hit him
that hard.
Horatio: Smarten up.
Calleigh: Oooh this will be great. It'll be like girl time.
Missy: Oh oh and we can order from room service!
JC: YAY! *twirls around* Whoa, I went too fast.
Katie: Can we order movies?
Anni: LIKE PORN?
Katie: Uh...I meant real movies.
Anni: LIKE PORN?
Katie: ..No.
Carly: As long as we don't dust the entire room again it'll be great.
Calleigh: Okay so we have the suite which means there are four beds. Two in one room, and two in the other room.
JC: But there's six of us.
Calleigh: Who wants the cots?
Katie: No way, I call a bed. And I call a room with CARLY!
Carly: YAY! *hugs Katie*
Katie: Teehee.
Calleigh: Okay so it looks like Missy and JC are with me.
JC: Excellent.
Missy: I CALL THE COT!
JC: Why?
Missy: It's comfy. I like how they're so small and so cute.
JC: Great, I get a big bed all to myself.
Horatio: Alright people, get to your rooms. The guys and I are on the 20th floor, and you girls are on the 22nd floor.
Calleigh: Why so far away?
Horatio: That's the only available rooms they had.
Girl's rooms
Carly: *opens adjoining door* Oh cool it's like one big room if we open the doors.
Calleigh: *puts on housecoat* I feel like a queen.
Katie: MINI BAR!
Carly: Oh oh can we have some alchohol?
Calleigh: Let's wait until later. We still need to eat dinner.
Missy: *jumps on cot* MAN I LOVE THESE!
JC: *flops on bed* Ah my own bed for me, myself and I.
Katie: There's an X-box in the other room.
Carly: I CALL IT! *runs*
Katie: OH NO YOU DON'T! *grabs Carly*
Carly: Hey now that's abuse!
Katie: Pfft. Suck it up.
Calleigh: Alright since I'm the leader of the two rooms, I say we order a movie while someone calls for room service.
Carly: I'll order the movie.
JC: I'll call room service.
Calleigh: *smiles* Great.
Carly: *grabs remote* Okay there are new releases, romance, action, thriller, drama, comedy, foreign, porn, and international.
Katie: What's the difference between foreign and international?
Carly: No idea.
Anni: I can't believe I get a cot in the other room.
Katie: Yeah but you're with me and Carly so it'll be fun.
Carly: So there's MI:3, Over The Hedge, Akeelah And The Bee, The Waking Life....
Katie: They're all terrible.
Carly: Yeah unless you want to watch porn.
Anni: *lifts hand*
Carly: I don't think so. Can you imagine H's face when he sees the bill?
Anni: Oh yes.
Carly: Let's pick a real movie.
Anni: BLACK AND WHITE!
Carly: WHERE!
Katie: I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT!
Carly: THAT'S RIGHT! We are SOOOOOOO watching this.
Calleigh: Pick something else. It's rated R.
Carly: Ah man.
Katie: Nuts to that.
Anni: Pick a cute movie.
Katie: Yeah come on Carly pick something good.
Carly: OH OH! Can we watch a horror movie?
Calleigh: As long as you guys don't complain about nightmares.
Carly: SAW 2!
Katie: EW! EW!
Carly: The Exorcist?
Katie: Uh yeah right.
Carly: ...Well that's pretty much all there is.
Anni: A Walk To Remember?
Everyone starts laughing
Anni: What? It's a good movie.
Katie: *laughing* MAN I LOVE THAT MOVIE!
Calleigh: *snif* It's such a sad story.
Carly: That poor girl has cancer and her boyfriend's the rebel and his father doesn't love him and AHHHHHHH! *starts to cry* ....We are SOOO watching this.
JC: Alright what do you guys want from room service?
Katie: CAKE!
JC: I meant food-wise.
Katie: Get me a burger.
Carly: Chicken wings.
Missy: A salad.
Calleigh: Water.
JC: ...Each or all together?
Calleigh: Get three orders of all of that.
JC: No problem.
Katie: Man I LOVE Africa.
Carly: That's the spirit.
Guys' room
Horatio: *sitting in chair* ...
Delko: *looking at ceiling*
Speed: *swinging legs*
Delko: Alright this is stupid. We're guys and we can't find anything fun to do in a hotel room? The girls are probably doing all sorts of fun things.
Speed: When you turn into a woman, you can go join them.
Horatio: Is anyone hungry?
Delko: Not really.
Speed: No.
Horatio: Hey is that a picture of a cheetah?
Delko: No it's a leopard.
Speed: No it's a panther.
Horatio: *sigh* Is there anything on tv?
Delko: The remote's broken.
Horatio: Great.
Delko: *opens drawer* Oh a Bible. Man they give you free books too? *opens Bible*
Speed: Eric, they're supposed to put that in there.
Delko: New Testament. New Testament for what? What was wrong with the Old Testament?
Horatio: Maybe it was too old.
Speed: Yeah people don't want to be already depressed in a smelly hotel, only to find a book that's telling them their going to hell anyway.
Delko: Who are all these people? And who said John was a Babtist?
Speed: What?
Delko: Well you're the Catholic, you tell me.
Speed: So are you.
Delko: Yeah but I never read the Bible.
Speed: Maybe you should.
Delko: Why Jesus boy, does it have anything I could use?
Speed: How about a hard surface to hit your head on when you feel a stupid thought coming on.
Delko: HA. HA. Very funny.
Horatio: Guys...Be civil.
Delko: Can't we go visit the girls?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Why not?
Horatio: Because nothing good can come from that.
Delko: Yeah but we'd be less bored.
Horatio: Exactly and troubles will ensue.
Speed: Not even me?
Horatio: No.
Speed: But I'm responsible.
Horatio: You are not.
Speed: ...Wow way to ruin my confidence.
Horatio: Both of you are staying here.
Speed: But I'm married, shouldn't I be with my wife?
Delko: I hate to be all Bill Clinton but define 'be with'.
Speed: *narrows eyes*
Horatio: Okay, let's just try and get the remote to work before we all go crazy.
TBC.......
