CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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HAHA Gotta love the war with the spatulas, mustard, whipped cream (figures I grab that :devil:) and pinesol hahaha. awww Colton *pats your head* 364 left *winks* use them sparingly. ;)

okay, I LOVED the last two lines, if I could slap Speed after he said that to me, I would love it. But I have Eric to slap........but right now I'm upset because he has a black spot on his head that looks like some kind of disease lol Wow, that was good, update soon Geni!
 
Yahoo! I sprayed Eric and his hair caught on fire! :lol: And that so didn't count Jess. A pat does not enter our agreement. :p :lol:

Update Soon Geni. :) :D
 
If I could quote the whole update I would because that was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny :lol::lol::lol:lol: just what I needed....

awwww Anni and Speed-the last 2 lines were soooo cute but what is going on with Katie...she still looooooooves Tim-oh dear this could get messy :s but Speedle wouldn't cheat, would he?? *slaps self round face* don't be stupid Hannah!!!

anyways but 2 bits I just have to quote

Anni: *spraying pinesol* GET PINE FRESH MY FRIENDS!

Delko: I don't want to smell like a tree! *squirting mustard*

Anni: Oh my God...Did I just eat mustard or some of the pinesol?
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I've been in food fights like that....ended up having a mixture of soil, oil, ketchup and fat all over my hair...wasn't pretty!!

Katie: Oh! Well then that's good too. Can't let your hair grow out too much or you'll end up looking like a sasquatch or one of those actors on low budjet independant films.

Speed: Yeah wouldn't want that.
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oooooo do I see a little dig at Mr Cochrane there?? :lol:


as ever update soon Geni :D
 
Still_RIP_Speed said
oooooo do I see a little dig at Mr Cochrane there?? :lol:
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*whistles, walks away*

:lol:

I Was Blown Away, What Could I Say

Hospital, Miami, 9 am

Doctor: Okay Lori...*looks at chart* Speedle. You were in here before?

Lori: Not by choice, but yeah. I fell down a flight of stairs.

Doctor: And this is your first follow-up since then?

Lori: I hate hospitals.

Doctor: Well one thing I can do is perscribe you some stronger pills so that you're a little more comfortable when you sleep.

Lori: Thanks.

Doctor: I'll be right back. *leaves*

Lori: *looks out door*

People seen walking around, patients walking around

Lori: *sigh* I hate it here.

Matt is seen walking past

Lori: Matt! *jumps off bed*

Matt: *turns around*

Lori: *walks over* I didn't know you worked here.

Matt: *smiles* I'm a med student. It would be a little weird for me to stay in my dorm forever. Why are you here?

Lori: Follow-up.

Matt: You took my advice.

Lori: Sort of, yeah. Hey listen, do you work here all the time?

Matt: Yeah. I have been for the past few weeks.

Lori: I haven't seen you around.

Matt: You never go to your follow-ups.

Lori: That...That is an excellent point. Wow I'm starting to talk like Horatio.

Matt: Who?

Lori: No one. And hey, I just wanted to thank you for lookin' at me the other night. It was really sweet.

Matt: Ah so you are pleasant when you're not in pain.

Lori: *laughs* That must have been my yankee miserable side.

Matt: And now it's not.

Lori: Hey I am a southern woman.

Matt: You sure are.

Lori: *lifts brow*

Matt: Uh...That sounded better in my head.

Lori: *smirks*

Matt: *smiles*

Doctor: Lori? *walks over* There you are, I have your perscription.

Lori: Oh. Thanks.

Doctor: Have a nice day. *walks away*

Matt: I guess you'll be leaving then.

Lori: Well, you have to get back to work.

Matt: Yeah. I'll see you later, Lori.

Lori: You too.

Matt: *walks away*

Lori: *puts hands together* Okay God if you make him crazy I'll scream.

Hummerhome, 10 am

Jess: Aw poor Eric's head.

Delko: I know. It's a disaster.

Jess: Want me to kiss it better?

Delko: Fine, but I'll have to kiss you back.

Jess: Deal!

Colton: Hey Cal, pass me a soda.

Calleigh: Sure. *passes over soda*

Colton: *smiles* Thanks.

Calleigh: No problem ma man.

Missy: Hey JC, I want a pop too. Pass me one.

JC: *throws pop*

Missy: OW! You're the worst best friend ever.

JC: Pfft as if. I actually got you the pop so be happy.

Missy: But now it'll explode.

Horatio: Okay people, don't explode sodas on my floor.

Missy: But...It's going to explode.

Horatio: What kind of soda is it?

Missy: Grape pop.

Horatio: NO! DRINK IT OVER THE SINK! OVER THE SINK!

Anni: *leaning on Speed* You know what we should do once we get married?

Speed: Uh...I have a few ideas.

Anni: *slaps Speed*

Speed: *laughs*

Anni: We should buy a little country house on the beach.

Speed: Why?

Anni: Well I don't really want to live in an apartment forever.

Speed: Then we'll get a new house.

Anni: *smiles* Okay who's paying?

Speed: We both are.

Anni: Ah man. You're no fun.

Speed: *wraps arm around Anni* You can be fun for the both of us.

Katie: *bursts out into tears*

Everyone: *looks at Katie*

Katie: *crying*

Carly: ...You okay?

Katie: *mumbling, crying*

Jess: I can't understand her.

Megan: Does she always get like this?

Katie: *sniff* I *sniff* Am *sniff* So *sniff* Alone *continues crying*

Carly: Aw don't worry Katie, you still have your health.

Katie: *cries louder*

Carly: Or...Not.

Calleigh: Oh Katie you'll find someone. *hands over tissues*

Katie: *grabs tissues*

Horatio: Are you drinking that grape soda over the sink?

Missy: ...*looks down at can* No but it's a little sticky.

Horatio: Clean it.

Missy: But it's JC's fault.

Horatio: I don't want to have grape soda all over the place.

Missy: Will it make you feel better if it's diet?

Horatio: Is it?

Missy: No.

Horatio: ...

Katie: I'm going to go wallow in self pity for a while. *walks into room, shuts door*

Colton: Poor girl.

Megan: I take it she used to be the popular one and now she's the single pathetic one.

Carly: Pretty much, yeah.

Speed: Guys, she's not pathetic.

Delko: Oooh he's defending her. Speed likes Katie!

Speed: Eric, I'm getting married.

Delko: SINCE WHEN!

Speed: *frowns* I'm getting married to Anni.

Anni: It's true, he is. And I don't think she's pathetic either. She's just a little depressed.

Colton: She can probably hear us.

Carly: So let's stop talking about her.

Anni: I'll go talk to her. She's my best friend. *leaves*

Jess: ERIC!

Delko: Yeah?

Jess: You owe me a kiss.

Katie's room

Anni: *walks in* Hi.

Katie: *laying on bed* I don't really want to talk to anyone right now.

Anni: Oh come on. We're one up on Melrose Place. Don't disappoint me now.

Katie: Seriously, I don't want to talk to you.

Anni: ...Why not?

Katie: *sits up* You'll just get mad at me.

Anni: I've never gotten mad at you.

Katie: Well there's a first time for everything.

Anni: Just tell me.

Katie: No, it's nothing. It's not even that big of a deal so don't worry about it.

Anni: You sure?

Katie: Yeah.

Anni: *sigh* I can't wait to get married.

Katie: *frowns*

Anni: You'll be my best maid right?

Katie: I think that's 'maid of honor'.

Anni: Oh right. You'll be that right?

Katie: Uh...Will I have to do anything?

Anni: Not really. But then again I've never really been to a lot of weddings. Most of my family did the whole Justice Of The Peace thing.

Katie: Well you don't have to get married in a church.

Anni: Tim wants to.

Katie: *lifts brow* Why?

Anni: ...Because he's Catholic?

Katie: I thought they didn't let divorced people get re-married.

Anni: That's just a myth.

Katie: Ah. Well then nevermind.

Anni: I think it's cute how he prays and stuff.

Katie: ....He does?

Anni: You didn't know that?

Katie: No I didn't.

Anni: It's not a big deal right?

Katie: No, but he never told me that.

Anni: Oh. So is that bad?

Katie: No, not at all.

Anni: Good.

Katie: Is there anything else about him I didn't know?

Anni: Uh....He has a scar on his chest from a bullet wound.

Katie: *blank stare* ...UGH this isn't fair.

Anni: What's not fair?

Katie: Nothing, nevermind.

Anni: Okay well I'm glad we had this chat. *hugs Katie* You have fun and pout. I'll go back in there and have fun.

Katie: *rolls eyes*

Anni: *leaves*

TBC..................
 
oooooooooooooooh I KNEW IT!!!!!Katie does still like Speed....oh dear :(

But how cute are Speed and Anni????

Anni: *leaning on Speed* You know what we should do once we get married?

Speed: Uh...I have a few ideas.

Anni: *slaps Speed*

Speed: *laughs*

Anni: We should buy a little country house on the beach.

Speed: Why?

Anni: Well I don't really want to live in an apartment forever.

Speed: Then we'll get a new house.

Anni: *smiles* Okay who's paying?

Speed: We both are.

Anni: Ah man. You're no fun.

Speed: *wraps arm around Anni* You can be fun for the both of us.
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MAN ALIVE-I want to marry Speed........hes sooooo cute awwww I feel like I should....oh I will anyway
*shouts* GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh sorry Katie :s!!!! but they cute

Lori: That...That is an excellent point. Wow I'm starting to talk like Horatio.
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Before I read the 2nd half of that sentance I was thinking-man thats such a H line!!!


as ever....update soon Geni :D
 
Ooooooooohhhhhh Katie as Maid of Honour, that could get interesting!
Agreed about the cuteness of Speed and Anni, Update soon please!!!!
 
Aww poor katie i feel so bad for her cause now shes single and anni isn't helping matters very much lol. ...... Question tho, will we see anymore of me and H too ..... like after jess and delko get married and anni and speed?
Great updates as always geni can't wait for more!
 
Aww. Poor Katie. *huggles* Of coures she still likes Speed. Who wouldn't love him?
Great work Geni :)
 
JC, for now I've halted things with you and H. The reasons are varied, and I'm sure you don't want me to ramble on about it. I'm sure that it'll be re-visited sometime in the future, but for now, your character and Horatio aren't together.

We Used To Have This Figured Out

Hummerhome, 11am

Horatio: Okay so we're half way to California! Nothing can stop us now!

Delko: Except that semi you're about to hit.

Horatio: AH! *turns wheel*

Calleigh: Maybe you should let one of us drive for a while.

Horatio: Calleigh, we've gone over this. No one touches Mimi.

Calleigh: ...Who's Mimi?

Delko: Well my mom had a friend named Mimi who used to babysit us and one day she had one twinkie too many and exploded all over the living room. I'll tell ya that was my first and LAST crime scene cleanup.

Horatio: ...Mimi is my Hummerhome's name.

Calleigh: Oh that's so cute!

Anni: Can we put one of those little voice thingies inside so whenever you say 'Drive to the left' it'll respond in a sexy voice 'Wiper fluid low'?

Delko: OH! Can we get automatic curtains?

Horatio: What? No. No automatic curtains and no sexy voices. She's fine the way she is.

Speed: You think she wonders if her butt looks big?

Everyone: ...

Speed: Fine, so I suck at jokes. Sue me.

Delko: *hands over kleenex* You've been served.

Speed: Actually man, I think the last one to be 'served' was you.

Delko: SHE WAS PRETTY OKAY?

Speed: Glad I wasn't there for that one.

Jess: What are you guys talking about?

Delko: Nothing. Speed's being mean.

Carly: Wow if you close your eyes you can almost picture a three year old in Delko's position. Granted the kid has a deeper voice but still.

Delko: I am not three.

Jess: Yeah that would make me a pervert.

Katie: *walks out, sits down*

Everyone: *looks at Katie*

Katie: STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Everyone: ...

Katie: *frowning*

Speed: Who crapped in your corn flakes?

Katie: Shut up you cheating bastard!

Speed: *blank stare*

Horatio: Alright Katie, calm down.

Katie: BITE ME.

Horatio: I'm not even going to bother dealing with her. Someone else can.

Calleigh: What's the matter?

Katie: EVERYTHING!

Colton: Well no need to get huffy about it.

Katie: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME! UGH!

Carly: So let me get this straight...Eric's three, and Katie's fourteen.

Katie: I AM NOT FOURTEEN! *kicks Carly*

Carly: OW! Geez I didn't do anything.

Anni: *sits next to Katie* Okay, tell your best friend what's wrong.

Katie: *glaring*

Anni: What?

Katie: *attacks Anni* I HATE YOU!

Anni: *screams*

Katie: *grabs Anni's hair* EAT CARPET YOU BIATCH!

Anni: AH! AH! AH!

Katie: *screaming*

Anni: *screaming*

Katie: YOU ARE THE WORST FRIEND ON THE PLANET!

Anni: WELL YOU'RE THE WORST BEATER-UPPER ON THE PLANET!

Katie: *shoves Anni into wall* ARGH!

Anni: *pulls head out of wall* Oh you're asking for it. *lunges at Katie*

Katie: AH!

Colton: Uh Jess? Eric? This is not the time nor the place to be making out.

Delko: *throws shoe*

Colton: OW! *rubs face*

Katie: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Anni: NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST!

Horatio: Ladies, ladies, let's stop fighting now.

Anni/Katie: SHUT UP!

Horatio: Is that the highway? Yeah that's the highway. I'll watch that for a while.

Anni: *scratches Katie*

Katie: *gasp* YOU DIDN'T.

Anni: Oh. I DID.

Katie: *narrows eyes*

Anni: *punches Katie*

Katie: *smacks Anni*

Anni: *kicks Katie*

Katie: *throws Anni to the ground*

Anni: *kicks Katie*

Katie: OW!

Anni: HA!

Katie: *shaking Anni* I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID CONFIDENCE AND YOUR STUPID SELF!

Anni: *scratching Katie*

Calleigh: Oh my.

JC: It's about time we had a good duel in here. I vote Katie wins.

Missy: No way. Anni's going to win.

Colton: My money's on Katie.

Megan: I think Katie has an edge. She has more anger.

Missy: Yeah but Anni works out more.

Megan: Katie has nothing to lose.

Missy: ...That's true. Hey Speed, who do you think will win?

Speed: *frowns*

Anni: LET GO OF MY HAIR!

Katie: LET GO OF MY NOSE!

Anni: GET OFF OF MY FOOT!

Katie: GET YOUR KNEE OUT OF MY STOMACH!

Anni: Rawr! *jumps up, hits Katie*

Katie: *falls backward into open toilet* AH!

Anni: *starts laughing*

Katie: *frowning*

Anni: Oh MAN you SO lost!

Everyone: *laughing*

Katie: *looks around*

Anni: Ready for round two?

Katie: *stands, runs into room*

Anni: Guess not. WHO'S THE BIATCH NOW!

Horatio: Have we all calmed down yet?

Anni: I'm fine. *sits*

Colton: *throws shot at Delko*

Delko: OW!

Jess: Colton, I hate you.

Colton: Well I hate you too.

Jess: Good.

Anni: So Tim, *grabs Speed's hand* I-

Speed: *pulls hand away*

Anni: ...What?

Speed: *frowning*

Anni: ...

Carly: Who wants tacos!

Missy: OH! I DO!

Carly: Who wants to go to Taco Bell!

Missy: OH! I DO!

Carly: Who wants to pay for Taco Bell!

Missy: OH! I...Don't.

Horatio: I'll buy.

Carly: Really?

Horatio: It's coming out of your paycheck.

Carly: Ah nuts.

TBC....................
 
Megan: I think Katie has an edge. She has more anger.

Missy: Yeah but Anni works out more.

Megan: Katie has nothing to lose.
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It's ture. Katie totally should have won! And again I say, poor Katie. Awww.
 
ooooooo Cat Fight....like it!!!but now why is speed annoyed??can kinda guess-it was bound to happen!PLease don't say Speed's gonna cheat-I'd probably cry :(
I can't comment on who should have won I'm staying neutral....Loved Cal's Oh my-such a Cal phrase

as ever, update soon Geni :D need to see where the fights gonna lead!
 
Staring Out Into The Night Trying To Hide The Pain

Hummerhome, 10 pm

Carly: I can't believe it took us this long to get tacos.

JC: Horatio was driving like a farmer on Sunday.

Horatio: There was traffic and I didn't want to scratch Mimi in the drivethru.

Colton: Stop calling the Hummerhome Mimi. We all know her name should be Bertha or Bessie.

Calleigh: No, Bessie's more of a cow name.

Everyone: *looks at Speed*

Speed: I'm not playing this game with you guys. *leaves*

Colton: Well...I was expecting him to say something about his camera.

Calleigh: *claps* So who's tired? I'm tired.

Katie's room, 10:12 pm

Jess: *walks in* Hey.

Katie: *sniffs* What do you want.

Jess: You've been crying all day?

Katie: Not all day. I had to dry out my clothes and change, so I couldn't continue to get everything wet.

Jess: ...I'm sorry about us. We shouldn't have laughed.

Katie: *shrugs* It doesn't matter. I just don't belong here after being gone so long.

Jess: What are you talking about? Of course you belong here. You, Anni and Colton were the first ones to join the team. Well, besides the actual team.

Katie: *throws kleenex* Yeah and it was all fun and games until all the crap started happening.

Jess: There were a lot of good times.

Katie: Yeah sure.

Jess: What was the fight with Anni about?

Katie: I don't know I guess I'm just...Jelous.

Jess: Why?

Katie: Because she has Tim. After all this time, and she gets to live happily ever after with him. She does. He was supposed to be my husband.

Jess: ...You divorced him.

Katie: *rubs eyes* I know that. I know I did, and it's for the better.

Jess: So you don't love him?

Katie: I can't keep being jelous over something I didn't want. Anni and Speed are happy and I'm going to have to live with it.

Jess: You guys are friends right?

Katie: Yeah we are.

Jess: Well that's good. At least he doesn't completely want you out of his life.

Katie: He's only doing that because Anni's my friend.

Jess: So if you two were ever alone, he'd hate the crap out of you.

Katie: ...We were already alone.

Jess: Oh yeah, on the path.

Katie: No, in his room.

Jess: ...

Katie: Nothing went on. We were just hanging out.

Jess: So how did that go?

Katie: It was fun.

Jess: See? He doesn't hate you. And I'm sure Anni doesn't hate you either.

Katie: Yeah but...It's not fair.

Jess: I don't think you're just jelous of everyone else. You're jelous at the fact that almost everyone has someone, and you don't.

Katie: ...Yeah you're right.

Jess: Exactly.

Katie: ...I just miss the way things were before.

Jess: Me too. We were all so much more carefree. There wasn't as many complications or drama.

Katie: Yeah we were all friends. No relationships, no hurting, no lying, and we all spent more time together as a group.

Jess: Yeah and even though I wasn't there when you all first met, I know about everything that you told me, and what everyone else told me. It sounded like a great life.

Katie: It was....*sniff*

Jess: Aw. *hugs Katie*

Katie: *starts to cry*

Jess: It's okay, things will turn up.

Speed: *opens door* Hey Jess, Eric wants you.

Jess: *looks at Speed*

Speed: Well he wants to talk to you. It sounded better in my head.

Jess: I'm kind of in the middle of something here.

Speed: Ah. Crying women, say no more.

Jess: Maybe you'd like to know why she's so upset.

Speed: She fell down the toilet. I'd be crying too.

Katie: *laughs*

Jess: *looks at Katie*

Katie: *wipes eyes* It's okay, you can go see Eric.

Jess: You sure?

Katie: Yeah.

Jess: Alright. *stands, leaves*

Speed: *closes door*

Katie: Wait!

Speed: *opens door* What?

Katie: Where are you going?

Speed: ...My room.

Katie: Get in here. I need comfort.

Speed: Uh, okay. *walks in, sits on bed*

Katie: *looks at nails*

Speed: ...

Katie: *bites nails*

Speed: Well looks like you've got it covered. *stands*

Katie: No. *grabs Speed* Sit.

Speed: *sits*

Katie: *straightens out jeans*

Speed: *angry sigh*

Katie: *hums*

Speed: You're obviously fine. I'm leaving. *stands, walks to door*

Katie: Wait! *runs over*

Speed: *turns around*

Katie: Um...Um...Um...

Speed: What.

Katie: *looks down at floor* Uh...

Speed: Just tell me.

Katie: I love you.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: *looks at Speed*

Speed: Goodnight Katie. *leaves, closes door*

Katie: *nods* You too.

TBC..............
 
HAHAHAHA! I threw a shot at Delko. :lol: *hugs Geni* Gotta love you for that. :D

Jess hates me...and I hate her...awkward...

Update soon. :)
 
AWWWWWWWWWWW Poor Katie! We need to get her drunk or something so that she can forget for a little while or something. I can't believe after all that, she still loves him. It's like some high school drama stuff, which I've had my share of lol.

Aww Eric wants me.......or......wants to talk to me :devil:. I love how Speed corrected himself though, what a stand-up guy *smirks* Anway........great update, can't wait for more!
 
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