CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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Here I've Fallen

Hummerhome, 10:45 pm

Horatio: Here we are! Sunny California!

Katie: ...Looks kind of dark.

Horatio: Well it'll be sunny in the morning.

Colton: Oh man I thought I was going blind. I was like "ZOMG WHERE IS THE SUN!"

Calleigh: Did you just say 'zomg'?

Colton: ...Must be the breath strips in my eye. Probably seeping into my brain.

Delko: I had crayon wax seeping into my brain one time. Man my ear was leaking midnight blue for two days.

Jess: Um...That wasn't long ago.

Delko: Oh. Well I should be careful with crayons then.

Jess: Maybe you should stick to people food.

Horatio: Eric, I don't want to see another crayon in your hand.

Delko: Sure thing boss. *salutes*

Horatio: ...Is that a crayon?

Delko: This? ...No it's a...Wax pencil.

Horatio: Give me the crayon.

Delko: *hands over crayon*

Horatio: And the other one.

Delko: ...Fine. *hands over crayon*

Horatio: ...And that one too.

Delko: Man this isn't fair. You wouldn't ask a suspect to hand over his crayon.

Horatio: If it was evidence, I would.

Delko: This isn't evidence. And that line was SO stolen.

Horatio: I don't know what you mean.

Delko: Nevermind.

Horatio: Give me the crayon in your sock.

Delko: I don't have one in my sock!

Horatio: *crosses arms*

Delko: ...Alright fine. Party pooper.

Josh's house, 10:50 pm

Josh: *coughs*

Cait: *opens eyes*

Josh: *holding Cait*

Lori: *sits up* Whew! That was a doozy of a kick there.

Josh: *coughs, spits blood*

Lori: ...Whoa did I just shoot you?

Josh: *groans*

Lori: OH CRAP. Oh crap...Oh crap! Oh crap! OH CRAPOLA! *runs to phone, dials* ....Yes, I need paramedics. Um, I accidentally shot my uncle...YES it was an accident! I was uh..Uh...*blinks* Um...Cleaning it, and it just...WENT OFF...Must be some kind of hair trigger...Uh huh...Uh huh...Thanks. *closes phone*

Cait: *crawls out from under Josh*

Lori: *grabs beer bottles* Okay Cait honey, you need to act cool okay? Don't let them know you're drunk.

Cait: *lifts brow*

Lori: Okay you aren't drunk but I AM SO PLAY IT COOL!

Cait: *looks down at clothes*

Lori: Are you bleeding?

Cait: *shakes head*

Lori: Oh crap. Oh crap...OH CRAP. I am so crapped. CRAP.

Cait: *pokes Josh* Daddy?

Lori: *runs over* Okay Cait, you have to promise not to tell anyone about this.

Cait: ...

Lori: What?

Cait: *starts to cry*

Lori: Oh crap. CRAP CRAP CRAP. Crap.

Sirens are heard

Lori: DOUBLE crap.

Cait: *crying*

Lori: Okay um...Um...*slaps face* Okay pull yourself together Lori. You can do this. *slaps face* Man I don't even feel anything. *laughs*

Knock on door is heard

Lori: *screams*

Voice: This is the paramedics!

Lori: Oh cool. *runs, opens door*

Paramedic: Where is he?

Lori: Over near the fireplace.

Paramedic: *runs over to fireplace*

Paramedic2: *runs in with gurney*

Paramedic3: *runs in*

Cop: *walks in*

Cop2: *walks in*

Lori: Oh...Crap.

Cop: Your name, miss?

Lori: Lori Speedle.

Cop: And what happened?

Lori: I...I was cleaning his gun for him. And it went off.

Cop: Is that alcohol I smell on your breath?

Lori: I had a drink to calm my nerves before y'all got here.

Paramedic: Nothing's working. The blood's not clotting.

Paramedic2: What's his blood alcohol level?

Paramedic: How should I know? I'm not the cops.

Lori: Oh crap.

Cop: Was he drinking?

Lori: He may have had a few glasses of wine.

Cop2: *picks up Cait* She's covered in blood.

Lori: ...

Cop2: This suggests that he was over the child when it happened.

Lori: I uh...He...Fell on top of her.

Paramedic: I've got vitals.

Paramdic2: Let's move him.

Paramedic3: On my count.

Lori: Where are they going to take him?

Cop: Grace Memorial. You should contact your family.

Lori: ...Oh crap.

Cop: What?

Lori: I am so dead.

Cop: We'll have the child stay with Social Services for the time being.

Lori: No. Why? Why does she have to leave?

Cop: We're placing her with Social Services ma'am.

Cop2/Cait leave

Paramedics wheel Josh out

Lori: ...What do I do?

Cop: You shoud call your parents. Where are they?

Lori: I don't know.

Cop: Do you have a number you can reach them at?

Lori: Uh...Yeah.

Cop: Come down to the station with me after and we'll have you fill out a statement.

Lori: *grabs phone, dials*

Hummerhome

Carly: Oh wow my phone's actually ringing. That never happens. *opens phone* Y'ello?

Lori: ...Carly?

Carly: *lifts brow* Lori? Is that you?

Lori: Um....Yeah. I uh...Shot. Josh was shot.

Carly: What! What are you talking about?

Lori: I'm sorry.

Carly: Why are you sorry? Lori how did this happen? What do you mean Josh was SHOT?

Everyone: *looks at Carly*

Carly: Lori. Talk to me.

Lori: ...His gun went off.

Carly: Is Josh okay?

Lori: I don't know. I have to go to the police station. I'll call you back.

Click

Carly: *looks at phone*

Calleigh: ...I'm so sorry.

Carly: ...

Delko: That's the worst.

Anni: ...Are you okay?

Carly: I...I don't know.

Missy: Oh man. That has to suck. I liked Josh. He was always so awesome.

Horatio: Guys, he's not dead. Well, not as far as I heard from that conversation.

Carly: *staring blankly*

Speed: *walks over, sits down* Carly?

Carly: ...

Speed: *hugs Carly*

Carly: *starts to cry*

Speed: *hugs tighter*

Horatio: If you two want to go back to Miami, the Hummercraft is in the parkinglot.

Speed: *nods* Yeah. We'll go.

TBC...............
 
Colton: I can sense it.
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Oh, so you have spidey sense now Colton?? :lol: (We, we all kind of have a 'spidey sense', it's also called your gut feeling. :lol:)

Lori: *points gun at Cait* It'll be fun. Like you're the window monster. I can practice my shooting. Alright, ONE! And a two!

Cait: *crying*

Lori: Thr-

Josh: *grabs Cait, kicks Lori*

Lori: AH! *falls backwards*

BAM
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OMGosh Gene! What happened?? *clutches chest* WHAT HAPPENED??? Update! Soon!

Horatio: If you put those in the bathtub, they'll explode.

Delko: How do you know?

Horatio: I had an unfortunate encounter with a package of breath strips and a cigarette. That plus the salted bubble bath made for explosive results.
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Thats.....intresting....

Speed: I think once you've been in this Hummerhome, that concept goes out the window.

Horatio: True indeed.
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Very very VERY true! :lol:

 
O.....M....G.... that is so not good. Now the unanswered question of will lori be caught in the lie or will they get off scott clean and will this cause josh and carly to loose cait? Or will carly and josh be together after this... can't wait for more!
 
Horatio: ...Is that a crayon?

Delko: This? ...No it's a...Wax pencil.

Horatio: Give me the crayon.

Delko: *hands over crayon*

Horatio: And the other one.

Delko: ...Fine. *hands over crayon*

Horatio: ...And that one too.

Delko: Man this isn't fair. You wouldn't ask a suspect to hand over his crayon.

Horatio: If it was evidence, I would.

Delko: This isn't evidence. And that line was SO stolen.

Horatio: I don't know what you mean.

Delko: Nevermind.

Horatio: Give me the crayon in your sock.

Delko: I don't have one in my sock!

Horatio: *crosses arms*

Delko: ...Alright fine. Party pooper.
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That scene is really really familier. Where is it from?

Cop: Is that alcohol I smell on your breath?

Lori: I had a drink to calm my nerves before y'all got here.
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That's actually a good excuse! Go Lori.

Horatio: Guys, he's not dead. Well, not as far as I heard from that conversation.

Carly: *staring blankly*

Speed: *walks over, sits down* Carly?

Carly: ...

Speed: *hugs Carly*

Carly: *starts to cry*

Speed: *hugs tighter*

Horatio: If you two want to go back to Miami, the Hummercraft is in the parkinglot.

Speed: *nods* Yeah. We'll go.
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OMG OMG OMG!!! I hope Josh is ok!! :(

Horatio: If you two want to go back to Miami, the Hummercraft is in the parkinglot.
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Wait..what? Hummercraft? As in a jet? I'm confused.
 
The Hummercraft was introduced in the Second RT. It's like a jumbo jet. ;)

There's also the Hummercopter which is a helicopter, the Humma which is a boat, and then the Hummerhome. :)

^ And that scene you found to be familiar (I'm assuming it was the "you wouldn't tell a suspect to give you his crayons" or something.) would be a line from the show which was "you wouldn't tell Michael Jordan to hand over his lucky boxers the night before a big game" -- Not sure if that's the actual quote. I haven't seen season three in a while. :lol: (Well I THINK it's from season three...Or was it season two...Ah crap. I'm not sure anymore.)

Anyway unless I'm completely wrong, feel free to correct me. :)

I should have more soon!
 
The Hummercraft was introduced in the Second RT. It's like a jumbo jet.
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Oh that is SO cool. :cool:

There's also the Hummercopter which is a helicopter, the Humma which is a boat, and then the Hummerhome.
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Awesomely cool! :lol: :cool:

^ And that scene you found to be familiar (I'm assuming it was the "you wouldn't tell a suspect to give you his crayons" or something.) would be a line from the show which was "you wouldn't tell Michael Jordan to hand over his lucky boxers the night before a big game" -- Not sure if that's the actual quote. I haven't seen season three in a while. (Well I THINK it's from season three...Or was it season two...Ah crap. I'm not sure anymore.)
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No that doesn't ring a bell. *shrugs*

I should have more soon!
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Yay! (I hope Josh doesn't die or something... :( )
 
Here comes more! :D

To How It Used To Be

California, next afternoon, airport

Horatio: Okay team I know we don't always like airports, but since Speed and Carly are gone in the Hummercraft, we have no other choice.

Colton: So we'll be taking a plane to Australia. Great.

Calleigh: I think it'll be fun.

Delko: Yeah we'll get to ride with kangaroos!

Calleigh: ...Um. Eric, there are no kangaroos on airplanes.

Delko: How do you know? You ever ask?

Calleigh: *grabs Eric's hand* Come on.

Delko: Where are we going?

Front counter

Calleigh: *smiles* Excuse me sir.

Man: Yes m'am?

Calleigh: Do you allow kangaroos on the plane?

Man: ...No ma'am we don't. Why, do you have a pet kangaroo?

Calleigh: Yeah we call him Eric.

Delko: HEY.

Man: I'm sorry we don't allow marsupials on the plane.

Calleigh: Alright thank you for your time.

Delko: I can't believe you called me a kangaroo.

Calleigh: No, you're more like a Joey.

Delko: My name's ERIC. Eric!

Calleigh: ....Nevermind Eric.

Horatio: Okay guys! I have the tickets so get over here.

Calleigh: *runs over*

Delko: *walks over*

Horatio: Okay, Eric and Jess you two are on a different plane.

Delko: What? Why?

Horatio: Our flight had to leave earlier so you two have to leave tonight instead. There weren't enough seats.

Jess: Way to go Eric.

Delko: It's not my fault.

Horatio: It's no one's fault. Well, except that fat guy over there who needed two extra seats.

JC: So when does our flight leave?

Horatio: We have a couple of hours to run free. AND BY RUN FREE I don't mean turn this place into a zoo. Be on your best behavior because there are civilians here.

Everyone: *stops running*

Horatio: That's better.

Miami, 3pm

Lori: *staring into room*

Carly: *runs up* Lori!

Lori: *looks at Carly* Thank God.

Carly: Where is he? What happened?

Lori: He's in his room.

Carly: Who shot him?

Lori: ...Um, why don't you go see him.

Carly: *runs into room*

Lori: *bangs head against window*

Speed: *walks over*

Lori: *banging head against window*

Speed: Didn't you ever get told not to tap on the glass when you go to pet stores?

Lori: *looks at Speed*

Speed: How's he doing?

Lori: *runs over, hugs Speed*

Speed: Oof! *falls against wall* Nice to see you too.

Lori: *hugs tighter*

Speed: So does this mean you aren't going to sue me anymore?

Lori: Don't ever leave ever ever ever EVER again.

Speed: Uh...Okay.

Lori: *lets go*

Speed: How's Josh?

Lori: They had a hard time stopping the bleeding.

Speed: Why?

Lori: Because his blood alcohol level was through the roof.

Speed: ...He doesn't drink.

Lori: I might have...Provoked that.

Speed: Might have?

Lori: Well I don't really remember everything.

Speed: Were you drinking?

Lori: Yes sir.

Speed: So who shot him?

Lori: I did.

Speed: *frowns* You mind telling me why?

Lori: I don't know why. I was...Going for Cait and he grabbed her and kicked me. The gun went off.

Speed: You were going to shoot Cait.

Lori: I don't know what I was thinking.

Speed: And what was Josh doing during all of this?

Lori: He was practically passed out.

Speed: *frowning*

Lori: ...I'm sorry.

Speed: What were you even doing with the gun?

Lori: I don't know.

Speed: You don't know. Well that's classic.

Lori: I didn't mean to shoot anyone! Dad, I-

Speed: Don't you 'dad' me. That has got to be the most irresponsible thing you've ever done.

Lori: Look I feel bad enough knowing it was my fault. I didn't want to shoot anyone. THE GUN WENT OFF!

Speed: You think you can pull that crap with me?

Lori: I'm telling the truth! Why don't you ever trust me!

Speed: You're manipulative, and you're smart.

Lori: What, you think I learned that from Columbia? *shakes head* I've seen the case files on you. A night shift CSI is shot, and who do they suspect? You. Drugs go missing, who do they suspect? You. A young girl at a hardware store is murdered, who do they suspect? You. They even had DNA and fingerprint evidence each time. Over and over, it's you.

Speed: This isn't about me.

Lori: Maybe you didn't hurt anyone, and maybe you didn't steal drugs but you still managed to manipulate your way out of each case.

Speed: Is that what you're doing?

Lori: You tell me.

Speed: Alright. You want out of this case?

Lori: *stares at Speed*

Speed: You let me look after the evidence.

Lori: ...

Speed: If you're going to play this game, you might as well learn from the best.

Lori: You're going to...Help me.

Speed: *smirks*

Lori: ...Why?

Speed: Don't talk to the cops. *walks away*

Lori: *lifts brow*

TBC...............
 
Damn you Speed, I'm not sure how I feel about Speed getting Lori out of this. In her state of mind, her punishment probably wouldn't have been that bad anyway. I mean, .........I donno, I just don't like how Speed is going to make Lori a manipulative girl, I know it's going to come back and bite him in the ass later.

As for the guys going to Australia.....I'm surprised H doesn't have like, 5 Hummercrafts lol Man, Eric and I have to take a seperate plane......how do I have a feeling that that's going to be a relief? lol, we won't have to deal with the team at all........I'll have Eric tamed by the time we get back lol

Update soon Geni!!! PWEASE?!
 
Oh.

Poor Josh! Poor Cait! Poor Carly! Um... Poor Lori!
And just what is Speed going to do? Hmm...

Can't wait for more! More! More! More!
Great work Geni!
 
Here is more! More! More! :D

You Are Someone Else

Airport

Anni: I want cotton candy! No! I want a hot dog. NO I want...Uh, I don't know.

Katie: Anni, just pick something.

Anni: But there's so much variety.

Katie: Get an ice cream cone.

Anni: I'm not going to eat a cone. I want the ice cream too.

Katie: ...Yeah that's the point.

Anni: But then it'll drop off my cone like it always does and I'll sit on the floor crying.

Katie: You're not two years old.

Anni: Yeah but...It's still depressing. I mean, it took all that time for the person to get the ice cream onto the cone.

Katie: Just get food.

Anni: Geez, what are you, my mom?

Katie: No.

Anni: I'll get...A burger.

Katie: They don't have burgers.

Anni: Well that screwed my whole plan over.

Gate 28B

Jess: *fans self with ticket* This is taking forever.

Delko: Just keep an eye on the gate changes. I'm tired of moving every five minutes.

Jess: Man we're all the way at the back of the airport. This sucks. Remind me never to come to the LAX ever again.

Delko: It's a nice cozy spot.

Jess: You know, when we move away from Miami we'll have to go through a lot of airports as a married couple.

Delko: ...We're moving away from Miami?

Jess: Well not unless you want to stay there.

Delko: It's kind of hard to be a CSI if I don't stay in Miami.

Jess: Well how about vacations?

Delko: Why are you so concerned with airplanes?

Jess: I don't know. It's just that I didn't think you'd want to spend all that time with me in a sardine can.

Delko: Of course I do. You're my fiancé.

Jess: *smiles*

Delko: *wraps arm around Jess*

Jess: *sigh* Life is good.

Delko: It sure is. Especially with you.

Other side of airport

Horatio: Okay Calleigh, tell me where gate 15 is.

Calleigh: ...Right beside gate 14?

Colton: OH! I know where it is! It's down there past the crowd of people.

Missy: You mean security?

Colton: Yeah.

Horatio: ...Oh. Security.

Calleigh: What's wrong?

Horatio: I didn't leave my gun in the Hummerhome.

Calleigh: ...Horatio this is an airport.

Horatio: Well I can't leave my service pistol out here.

Calleigh: Just tell the security guards that you're a police officer. I'm sure they'll let you through.

Horatio: No you don't seem to understand. I CAN'T leave my gun here. It's mine, I paid for it with my own money.

Calleigh: ...It's just a gun.

Horatio: It's MY gun!

Missy: Alright calm down, people might hear you.

Horatio: I'll be naked without it.

Calleigh: No you won't.

JC: Let's give him a rubber gun for a replacement.

Horatio: No. None of you understand. *hugs gun* It's my baby.

Colton: Twisted looking baby.

Horatio: *frowns*

Miami Lab

Speed: *looking through folder*

Carly: *walks over* Hey.

Speed: Hey, how are you holding up?

Carly: I'm alright.

Speed: How's Josh?

Carly: Doctors said the bullet penetrated his left lung and missed his heart by a milimeter. They were able to stop the bleeding early this morning, and he's on a respirator but he's alive.

Speed: That's good.

Carly: So are you working a case?

Speed: Yeah. Horatio's gone so I'm heading the case.

Carly: They think it's suspicious?

Speed: Well I won't know until I take a look at the evidence.

Carly: You get Lori's statement?

Speed: She was drunk I can't take her statement as the truth.

Carly: She said it was an accident.

Speed: It probably was but I still have to look into it.

Carly: Where's Lori?

Speed: Why.

Carly: Well she shot my husband. I'd like to know where she is.

Speed: She's around.

Carly: Around where?

Speed: *flips page*

Carly: You're protecting her. Why.

Speed: I have my reasons.

Carly: You'd chose your daughter over your brother.

Speed: You're damn right I would.

Carly: Aren't you not supposed to be on this case? It's a conflict of interest.

Speed: Well that would be the case except all the other CSIs are gone.

Carly: Night shift can handle it.

Speed: You don't trust me?

Carly: Well the first time we met you weren't exactly cooperating in my investigation. You're manipulative.

Speed: So's Lori.

Carly: And you're helping her? You know she's probably lying just to save her own skin.

Speed: Exactly.

Carly: So what are you doing?

Speed: I am going to find out the truth.

Carly: And what did you tell her?

Speed: It doesn't matter what I told her.

Carly: So you're helping her, but you aren't helping her.

Speed: *stops walking*

Carly: *places hands on hips*

Speed: Can I trust you?

Carly: Of course you can.

Speed: Do you trust me?

Carly: Yes.

Speed: If the evidence turns out to be against Lori, I'm going to implicate myself. And then I'll tell Lori to continue with her lawsuit against me.

Carly: Why?

Speed: So that I have motive.

Carly: ...You'll go to jail.

Speed: But she won't.

Carly: Tim, you can't do this. They'll chew you and spit you out over this. IAB isn't going to let you slide this time.

Speed: That's why I'm doing this.

Carly: ...Well I hope what happened was an accident.

Speed: Me too.

Carly: So where are you off to now?

Speed: I'm going to examine the gun.

Carly: Good luck.

Speed: Thanks. *walks away*

Carly: *grabs cellphone, dials*

TBC..............
 
Jess: *sigh* Life is good.

Delko: It sure is. Especially with you.
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AWWWWWWWWWW How cute is that?!? See, Delko-the team+me+seclusion=Cute Delko! Haha, I love how I refer to airplanes as a sardine can. How cute lol

...............on the other hand........I'm SO confused about what Tim is doing. Is he going to help her? Is he going to teach her a lesson? Both of them are manipulative, and Speed could either be telling Carly the truth about what he's doing, or something else, I have no idea, so I guess I'll just have to wait and see....I hope Joshie is alright *Sings* Keeeeeeeeeep hoooolding onnn 'Cause you know we'll make it through we'll make it through, Just staaaaaaaay stroooong cause you know I'm here for you I'm here for you........ [/singing]

Ahem.........update soon please! :D
 
What?????? They've all gone mad!!!! What is Speed up to? Lori is being a right little nutter at the minute, surely Speed cant be thinking of taking the flack for it? Update soon please!
 
Anni: I want cotton candy! No! I want a hot dog. NO I want...Uh, I don't know.
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Go with the cotton candy. It's the best. :D

Horatio: Okay Calleigh, tell me where gate 15 is.

Calleigh: ...Right beside gate 14?
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*clap.....clap....clap* Bra-vo...

Horatio: ...Oh. Security.

Calleigh: What's wrong?

Horatio: I didn't leave my gun in the Hummerhome.

Calleigh: ...Horatio this is an airport.

Horatio: Well I can't leave my service pistol out here.

Calleigh: Just tell the security guards that you're a police officer. I'm sure they'll let you through.

Horatio: No you don't seem to understand. I CAN'T leave my gun here. It's mine, I paid for it with my own money.

Calleigh: ...It's just a gun.

Horatio: It's MY gun!

Missy: Alright calm down, people might hear you.

Horatio: I'll be naked without it.

Calleigh: No you won't.

JC: Let's give him a rubber gun for a replacement.

Horatio: No. None of you understand. *hugs gun* It's my baby.

Colton: Twisted looking baby.

Horatio: *frowns*
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:lol: :lol:

Horatio: I'll be naked without it.
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Yay!!! I'm all for that! (A very nice image also... :devil: )
Carly: So where are you off to now?

Horatio: I'll be naked without it.

Calleigh: No you won't.
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Oh YES HE WILL. ;)

Speed: I'm going to examine the gun.

Carly: Good luck.

Speed: Thanks. *walks away*

Carly: *grabs cellphone, dials*
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10 bucks he's calling up Calligh to get over there and examine the gun. :lol: Nah i'm just kidding.
 
oh man oh man oh man oh man.....what a series of updates to come home from work to!!!Man alive, I can't quite....its amazing Geni........

what is Speed doing??is he trying to commit professional sucide??Its sooooooo sweet he was to protect Lori but still-its all a bit much!

and who was Carly about to call???

pllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeee update asap Geni :D
(don't think my nerves can heck waiting too long!)
 
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