CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting
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*makes gesture with hand* Smooth Horatio. Smooth.
*sarcastic voice* Well that isn't obvious that it isn't the word 'Miami' without the 'A'.... :lol:
*silence* ....sorry?
I really can't find any words to decribe how akwardly funny that was... XD
yeah, and we already HAVE a sexy voice! *cough* Horatio's. *cough* :lol:
.......*blink blink*...... :lol: *laughs ass off* :lol:
There's an image. *laughs ass off harder*
Ah haha! That was a funny line. Classic, but funny. And i'm talking about Horatios and Carly's. :lol:
Number 1, Speed; you are a wise wise man. Not asking anymore questions after the 'crying woman' part. Cuz' if you do...well...long story short. You'll be staying over all night, getting your shoulder soaked and watching crappy chick flicks and eating kellogs cereal. Trust me.
And number 2,.....whaddya mean 'fell down a toilet'??
:lol: Okay y'alls reviews crack me up more than the fic. :lol:
You're all awesome.
At Attention
Hummerhome, 12am
Katie's room
Katie: Carly, get out of my room.
Carly: It's comfier in here.
Katie: You're on the floor.
Carly: I know. Oh you know what would be cool? If the Hummerhome was moving.
Katie: It always moves.
Carly: I know but it would be cool if it were moving while we were asleep. You know, because movement is cool.
Katie: Are you trying to cheer me up?
Carly: No. I was describing movement.
Katie: It's not helping.
Carly: *sits on Katie's bed* Okay girl talk.
Katie: No.
Carly: Come ON! I haven't been treated like a girl in FOREVER.
Katie: Then go to highschool and shut up.
Carly: Just tell me what's on your mind.
Katie: *sits up*
Carly: *rubs hands together*
Katie: *sigh* I told Speed that I loved him.
Carly: Oh geez. Why did you do that?
Katie: I don't know. It was stupid and now I feel like crap. He didn't need to know that.
Carly: What did he say?
Katie: He said goodnight.
Carly: Oh. At least he didn't say 'badnight'.
Katie: *frowns*
Carly: Sorry. Well at least you were honest with him.
Katie: Ugh. I'm the one that broke it off and did the whole divorce dance. I shouldn't love him. And he's moved on! I feel so guilty!
Carly: So don't do anything.
Katie: But he already knows. Everything's going to be weird now that we decided to be friends.
Carly: So just say you were really really drunk.
Katie: But I wasn't!
Carly: So then tell him you were lying.
Katie: Oh yeah I can see how that will go down. He'll throw champagne in my face and then snap his monacle in half.
Carly: ...What century do you live in?
Katie: All I'm sayin' is I can never face him again. I...I can't even look at him.
Carly: Well it's not like you want to hop in bed with him. You just have some feelings for him which should subside. I mean, you haven't seen him in months. It's natural to feel this way.
Katie: No it's not. He's getting married and I threw it in his face anyway. I feel horrible.
Carly: So go talk to him. I just heard him go into the kitchen.
Katie: How do you know?
Carly: He has the same cough as Josh.
Katie: *frowns* You're stupid.
Carly: Thanks hun, I love you too.
Katie: *leaves*
Carly: *gets under covers* Ah. She can sleep on the floor for a while.
Kitchenette
Katie: *hiding behind wall*
Speed: *grabs cup*
Katie: ...Speed?
Speed: *turns on water*
Katie: ...Speed.
Speed: *looks over at Katie* Yeah.
Katie: *creeps over* Um...Can I talk to you?
Speed: Sure.
Katie: ...About what I said in there. Man, you have to forget about it.
Speed: I already have.
Katie: Really?
Speed: I knew you'd be all worried about it because you meant it, but you didn't mean it, and you think you've probably made a mess out of things because I'm getting married. Don't worry about it.
Katie: ...I thought you'd be mad at me.
Speed: Why would I be mad?
Katie: Well...You're getting married to your ex-wife's best friend and your ex-wife just told you she loves you.
Speed: Well there's different types of love.
Katie: What kinds?
Speed: I'm not getting into that again with another human being as long as I live.
Katie: So...I could just love you the way I love all my friends.
Speed: If you want to think of it that way.
Katie: *smiles* Yeah because it's not like I want to jump in bed with you.
Speed: Comforting thought.
Katie: Okay cool. But you'll still forget I told you anything right?
Speed: Told me what?
Katie: *stares at Speed*
Speed: *winks*
Katie: HA! You play a tricky game there mister.
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: Wow you ARE a great friend. Why didn't I see that before?
Speed: We never really had the chance to be friends.
Katie: Okay well my deal with you still flies. You can talk to me about anything.
Speed: I know.
Katie: Okay so talk.
Speed: ...About what?
Katie: Anything. Go.
Speed: *blank stare*
Katie: COME ON! What can't you tell anyone else?
Speed: Josh wasn't gay, I was.
Katie: *wide-eyed*
Speed: *laughs* I'm kidding. But you should have seen the expression on your face.
Katie: *slaps Speed* THAT IS NOT FUNNY!
Speed: But you're so much fun to make fun of.
Katie: Oh yeah you're laughin' now but you wait until I get you back. OH you BET I'll get you back.
Speed: Yeah? How.
Katie: *walks past Speed* Oh I don't know...
Speed: What are you doing?
Katie: *jumps on Speed's back* RAAAA!
Speed: AH!
Katie: *screams* DON'T DROP ME!
Speed: Then why did you jump on me!
Katie: *messes Speed's hair* You're so weak.
Speed: Yeah right. *grabs Katie*
Katie: *screams, grabs Speed's shoulder*
Speed: AH! *trips, falls*
Katie: *laughing*
Speed: *smirks* You're so lame.
Katie: Yes but see I already knew that so HA.
Speed: *shakes head*
Katie: Alright help me up.
Speed: *stands* I don't think so.
Katie: Speed! You're so mean!
Speed: Alright fine. *grabs Katie's hand* Madame.
Katie: Oooh monsieur. *stands*
Speed: *walks to counter*
Katie: *sigh* So. We're good again?
Speed: We're fine.
Katie: Good. *grabs Speed's cup, drinks water*
Speed: Uh, that was mine.
Katie: *smirks* Oh really.
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: Oh monsieur Speedle looks amused.
Speed: I'm not.
Katie: Alright. *hands over cup* Suit yourself.
Speed: Thank you.
Katie: So you want any kids?
Speed: *turns off water* Uh, not from you.
Katie: *laughs* No. I mean in general.
Speed: You know I do.
Katie: *leans on counter* Why?
Speed: Because.
Katie: Because why?
Speed: Because that's how families are made.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because I like being a parent.
Katie: Why?
Speed: It's fufilling.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because that's what Dr. Phil says.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because he's a DOCTOR.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because he slept with Oprah and POOF he has a degree in therapy.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because you won't stop asking why.
Katie: Why?
Speed: You're insane.
Katie: Why?
Speed: I've been trying to figure that out for years.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because.
Katie: Because why?
Speed: Are you having fun?
Katie: *smiling* Yes.
Speed: Well it's annoying me.
Katie: Why?
Speed: *frowns* Because you annoy me.
Katie: Why?
Speed: You were born that way.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Can you stop moving your mouth?
Katie: Why?
Speed: I'll staple it shut. I will.
Katie: Why?
Speed: *blinks*
Katie: *giggles*
Speed: Is this you getting me back?
Katie: No. Tackling you was getting you back. This is just much more fun.
Speed: So getting me irritated is fun for you.
Katie: Yes.
Speed: Knock it off.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because it's annoying.
Katie: Why?
Speed: *angry sigh*
Katie: Well I'm tired. Goodnight.
Speed: *lifts brow*
Katie: Oh. You wanted me to stay?
Speed: No.
Katie: Well I'm going now. Your wish is my command. *blinks twice and makes hand signals*
Speed: *shakes head*
Katie: *walks away*
Speed: Hey.
Katie: *turns around*
Speed: I don't regret anything.
Katie: *smirks*
Speed: *nods* Goodnight.
Katie: G'night. *walks into room*
TBC.......................
You're all awesome.
At Attention
Hummerhome, 12am
Katie's room
Katie: Carly, get out of my room.
Carly: It's comfier in here.
Katie: You're on the floor.
Carly: I know. Oh you know what would be cool? If the Hummerhome was moving.
Katie: It always moves.
Carly: I know but it would be cool if it were moving while we were asleep. You know, because movement is cool.
Katie: Are you trying to cheer me up?
Carly: No. I was describing movement.
Katie: It's not helping.
Carly: *sits on Katie's bed* Okay girl talk.
Katie: No.
Carly: Come ON! I haven't been treated like a girl in FOREVER.
Katie: Then go to highschool and shut up.
Carly: Just tell me what's on your mind.
Katie: *sits up*
Carly: *rubs hands together*
Katie: *sigh* I told Speed that I loved him.
Carly: Oh geez. Why did you do that?
Katie: I don't know. It was stupid and now I feel like crap. He didn't need to know that.
Carly: What did he say?
Katie: He said goodnight.
Carly: Oh. At least he didn't say 'badnight'.
Katie: *frowns*
Carly: Sorry. Well at least you were honest with him.
Katie: Ugh. I'm the one that broke it off and did the whole divorce dance. I shouldn't love him. And he's moved on! I feel so guilty!
Carly: So don't do anything.
Katie: But he already knows. Everything's going to be weird now that we decided to be friends.
Carly: So just say you were really really drunk.
Katie: But I wasn't!
Carly: So then tell him you were lying.
Katie: Oh yeah I can see how that will go down. He'll throw champagne in my face and then snap his monacle in half.
Carly: ...What century do you live in?
Katie: All I'm sayin' is I can never face him again. I...I can't even look at him.
Carly: Well it's not like you want to hop in bed with him. You just have some feelings for him which should subside. I mean, you haven't seen him in months. It's natural to feel this way.
Katie: No it's not. He's getting married and I threw it in his face anyway. I feel horrible.
Carly: So go talk to him. I just heard him go into the kitchen.
Katie: How do you know?
Carly: He has the same cough as Josh.
Katie: *frowns* You're stupid.
Carly: Thanks hun, I love you too.
Katie: *leaves*
Carly: *gets under covers* Ah. She can sleep on the floor for a while.
Kitchenette
Katie: *hiding behind wall*
Speed: *grabs cup*
Katie: ...Speed?
Speed: *turns on water*
Katie: ...Speed.
Speed: *looks over at Katie* Yeah.
Katie: *creeps over* Um...Can I talk to you?
Speed: Sure.
Katie: ...About what I said in there. Man, you have to forget about it.
Speed: I already have.
Katie: Really?
Speed: I knew you'd be all worried about it because you meant it, but you didn't mean it, and you think you've probably made a mess out of things because I'm getting married. Don't worry about it.
Katie: ...I thought you'd be mad at me.
Speed: Why would I be mad?
Katie: Well...You're getting married to your ex-wife's best friend and your ex-wife just told you she loves you.
Speed: Well there's different types of love.
Katie: What kinds?
Speed: I'm not getting into that again with another human being as long as I live.
Katie: So...I could just love you the way I love all my friends.
Speed: If you want to think of it that way.
Katie: *smiles* Yeah because it's not like I want to jump in bed with you.
Speed: Comforting thought.
Katie: Okay cool. But you'll still forget I told you anything right?
Speed: Told me what?
Katie: *stares at Speed*
Speed: *winks*
Katie: HA! You play a tricky game there mister.
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: Wow you ARE a great friend. Why didn't I see that before?
Speed: We never really had the chance to be friends.
Katie: Okay well my deal with you still flies. You can talk to me about anything.
Speed: I know.
Katie: Okay so talk.
Speed: ...About what?
Katie: Anything. Go.
Speed: *blank stare*
Katie: COME ON! What can't you tell anyone else?
Speed: Josh wasn't gay, I was.
Katie: *wide-eyed*
Speed: *laughs* I'm kidding. But you should have seen the expression on your face.
Katie: *slaps Speed* THAT IS NOT FUNNY!
Speed: But you're so much fun to make fun of.
Katie: Oh yeah you're laughin' now but you wait until I get you back. OH you BET I'll get you back.
Speed: Yeah? How.
Katie: *walks past Speed* Oh I don't know...
Speed: What are you doing?
Katie: *jumps on Speed's back* RAAAA!
Speed: AH!
Katie: *screams* DON'T DROP ME!
Speed: Then why did you jump on me!
Katie: *messes Speed's hair* You're so weak.
Speed: Yeah right. *grabs Katie*
Katie: *screams, grabs Speed's shoulder*
Speed: AH! *trips, falls*
Katie: *laughing*
Speed: *smirks* You're so lame.
Katie: Yes but see I already knew that so HA.
Speed: *shakes head*
Katie: Alright help me up.
Speed: *stands* I don't think so.
Katie: Speed! You're so mean!
Speed: Alright fine. *grabs Katie's hand* Madame.
Katie: Oooh monsieur. *stands*
Speed: *walks to counter*
Katie: *sigh* So. We're good again?
Speed: We're fine.
Katie: Good. *grabs Speed's cup, drinks water*
Speed: Uh, that was mine.
Katie: *smirks* Oh really.
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: Oh monsieur Speedle looks amused.
Speed: I'm not.
Katie: Alright. *hands over cup* Suit yourself.
Speed: Thank you.
Katie: So you want any kids?
Speed: *turns off water* Uh, not from you.
Katie: *laughs* No. I mean in general.
Speed: You know I do.
Katie: *leans on counter* Why?
Speed: Because.
Katie: Because why?
Speed: Because that's how families are made.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because I like being a parent.
Katie: Why?
Speed: It's fufilling.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because that's what Dr. Phil says.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because he's a DOCTOR.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because he slept with Oprah and POOF he has a degree in therapy.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because you won't stop asking why.
Katie: Why?
Speed: You're insane.
Katie: Why?
Speed: I've been trying to figure that out for years.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because.
Katie: Because why?
Speed: Are you having fun?
Katie: *smiling* Yes.
Speed: Well it's annoying me.
Katie: Why?
Speed: *frowns* Because you annoy me.
Katie: Why?
Speed: You were born that way.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Can you stop moving your mouth?
Katie: Why?
Speed: I'll staple it shut. I will.
Katie: Why?
Speed: *blinks*
Katie: *giggles*
Speed: Is this you getting me back?
Katie: No. Tackling you was getting you back. This is just much more fun.
Speed: So getting me irritated is fun for you.
Katie: Yes.
Speed: Knock it off.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because it's annoying.
Katie: Why?
Speed: *angry sigh*
Katie: Well I'm tired. Goodnight.
Speed: *lifts brow*
Katie: Oh. You wanted me to stay?
Speed: No.
Katie: Well I'm going now. Your wish is my command. *blinks twice and makes hand signals*
Speed: *shakes head*
Katie: *walks away*
Speed: Hey.
Katie: *turns around*
Speed: I don't regret anything.
Katie: *smirks*
Speed: *nods* Goodnight.
Katie: G'night. *walks into room*
TBC.......................
CSI_Trainee
CSI Level One
No worries geni I was just wondering of course its ur fic and I love it no matter what!!!! Keep up the great updates and can't wait for more.
Still_RIP_Speed
Police Officer
awwwwwwwwww....
soooooooo sweet yeeeeeeeee although what is Anni going to say??Green eyed monster alter???hope not...its so cute to hear them get along....
That whole updat painted such a nice mental image in my head-YEAAAAHHHH CUTE SPEEDLE!!! :lol:
can't wait for more Geni
soooooooo sweet
yeeeeeeeee although what is Anni going to say??Green eyed monster alter???hope not...its so cute to hear them get along....That whole updat painted such a nice mental image in my head-YEAAAAHHHH CUTE SPEEDLE!!! :lol:
can't wait for more Geni
:lol:
Try To Do It Right This Time Around
Josh's house, 5pm, next day
Josh: *puts plate on table*
Cait: *eats*
Lori: *runs in, runs past*
Josh: Uh...Hello to you too.
Lori: I'm looking for that skirt I had in the wash. Have you seen it?
Josh: I don't go through your laundry.
Lori: *lifts couch cushions* Are you sure? Because I could have sworn it was there this morning.
Josh: Well it would make sense if you were actually looking there. It's not in the couch.
Lori: No, I'm looking for my cell phone.
Josh: Maybe it's in your skirt.
Lori: *places hands on hips* Did you clean today?
Josh: I clean the house every day.
Lori: Where's my cell phone?
Josh: Why?
Lori: I need to call someone.
Josh: Who?
Lori: Matt.
Josh: Huh. And who's Matt?
Lori: Uh...I already told you about him.
Josh: And you're suddenly dating him?
Lori: No. I mean, yes, well...No.
Josh: *lifts brow*
Lori: He invited me out for dinner. *lifts carpet* Now where'd you put my phone?
Josh: You're not going anywhere tonight.
Lori: ...Why?
Josh: Because I said so.
Lori: *frowns* I'm an adult.
Josh: If you want to live here, you'll follow my rules.
Lori: Legally I can do what I want.
Josh: I know the law.
Lori: So um...Why exactly am I confined to this house?
Josh: You need to recover. I don't want you out there getting hurt.
Lori: Matt's a med student and it's not like we'll be kick boxing.
Josh: I have a responsibility to make sure that you're safe.
Lori: You know, Tim would probably let me go.
Josh: Maybe he would. But I'm not.
Lori: I'm not a child, I can make my own decisions.
Josh: I realize that, but you've been away for the past three days and you haven't gotten any rest. Do you want to recover or not?
Lori: Maybe I don't. I've been through enough pain and hell in my life that maybe I need a little reminder that I'm still a human being.
Josh: Why, because of what happened in Columbia?
Lori: ...What?
Josh: Your dad told me.
Lori: Why?
Josh: Because I'm his brother.
Lori: So he just...Randomly told you.
Josh: No. I asked.
Lori: *glaring* What did he say.
Josh: Everything you told him.
Lori: ...Wow. What a standup guy.
Josh: Look, he was really upset when he told me. This was a while ago.
Lori: Give me your phone.
Josh: Why?
Lori: Just give me the phone.
Josh: *hands over phone*
Lori: *dials*
Hummerhome
Colton: Eric! Stop throwing breath strips at me they're sticky!
Delko: I was aiming for your mouth.
Colton: One hit my eye and now it's stuck. OW! OW! It's too fresh and minty!
Calleigh: *throws water on Colton* Is that better?
Colton: IT'S MAGNIFYING THE PAIN!
Horatio: Eric, stop throwing breath strips. Calleigh put the bucket down. Anni, what are you doing?
Anni: I'm seeing how long I can stand on my head before I pass out.
Cell phone rings
Speed: *opens phone* Yeah it's Speed.
Lori: How could you tell him?
Speed: Uh...Tell who what?
Lori: Josh. You told him about Columbia.
Speed: Uh that was a long time ago. I needed his legal advice so I called him.
Lori: Well here's my legal advice. See you in court.
Speed: ...Say again?
Lori: I'm suing you.
Speed: What the hell for?
Lori: The information I divulged to you was in confidence.
Speed: Since when? I'm not your lawyer.
Lori: No but you're a cop and I told you when you were on duty.
Speed: This is ridiculous. I-
Lori: No. This conversation is over.
Click
Speed: *looks down at phone*
TBC.................
Try To Do It Right This Time Around
Josh's house, 5pm, next day
Josh: *puts plate on table*
Cait: *eats*
Lori: *runs in, runs past*
Josh: Uh...Hello to you too.
Lori: I'm looking for that skirt I had in the wash. Have you seen it?
Josh: I don't go through your laundry.
Lori: *lifts couch cushions* Are you sure? Because I could have sworn it was there this morning.
Josh: Well it would make sense if you were actually looking there. It's not in the couch.
Lori: No, I'm looking for my cell phone.
Josh: Maybe it's in your skirt.
Lori: *places hands on hips* Did you clean today?
Josh: I clean the house every day.
Lori: Where's my cell phone?
Josh: Why?
Lori: I need to call someone.
Josh: Who?
Lori: Matt.
Josh: Huh. And who's Matt?
Lori: Uh...I already told you about him.
Josh: And you're suddenly dating him?
Lori: No. I mean, yes, well...No.
Josh: *lifts brow*
Lori: He invited me out for dinner. *lifts carpet* Now where'd you put my phone?
Josh: You're not going anywhere tonight.
Lori: ...Why?
Josh: Because I said so.
Lori: *frowns* I'm an adult.
Josh: If you want to live here, you'll follow my rules.
Lori: Legally I can do what I want.
Josh: I know the law.
Lori: So um...Why exactly am I confined to this house?
Josh: You need to recover. I don't want you out there getting hurt.
Lori: Matt's a med student and it's not like we'll be kick boxing.
Josh: I have a responsibility to make sure that you're safe.
Lori: You know, Tim would probably let me go.
Josh: Maybe he would. But I'm not.
Lori: I'm not a child, I can make my own decisions.
Josh: I realize that, but you've been away for the past three days and you haven't gotten any rest. Do you want to recover or not?
Lori: Maybe I don't. I've been through enough pain and hell in my life that maybe I need a little reminder that I'm still a human being.
Josh: Why, because of what happened in Columbia?
Lori: ...What?
Josh: Your dad told me.
Lori: Why?
Josh: Because I'm his brother.
Lori: So he just...Randomly told you.
Josh: No. I asked.
Lori: *glaring* What did he say.
Josh: Everything you told him.
Lori: ...Wow. What a standup guy.
Josh: Look, he was really upset when he told me. This was a while ago.
Lori: Give me your phone.
Josh: Why?
Lori: Just give me the phone.
Josh: *hands over phone*
Lori: *dials*
Hummerhome
Colton: Eric! Stop throwing breath strips at me they're sticky!
Delko: I was aiming for your mouth.
Colton: One hit my eye and now it's stuck. OW! OW! It's too fresh and minty!
Calleigh: *throws water on Colton* Is that better?
Colton: IT'S MAGNIFYING THE PAIN!
Horatio: Eric, stop throwing breath strips. Calleigh put the bucket down. Anni, what are you doing?
Anni: I'm seeing how long I can stand on my head before I pass out.
Cell phone rings
Speed: *opens phone* Yeah it's Speed.
Lori: How could you tell him?
Speed: Uh...Tell who what?
Lori: Josh. You told him about Columbia.
Speed: Uh that was a long time ago. I needed his legal advice so I called him.
Lori: Well here's my legal advice. See you in court.
Speed: ...Say again?
Lori: I'm suing you.
Speed: What the hell for?
Lori: The information I divulged to you was in confidence.
Speed: Since when? I'm not your lawyer.
Lori: No but you're a cop and I told you when you were on duty.
Speed: This is ridiculous. I-
Lori: No. This conversation is over.
Click
Speed: *looks down at phone*
TBC.................
Still_RIP_Speed
Police Officer
ooooooooooooo Not pretty....just when Lori and her dad were starting to get on this could be messy.
this could be messy.*laughs ass off* That was SO funny Gene! Really! Now i'm beginning to think aloud " Which is worse? Hot sauce in the eye? Or those little breathstrips that can get you promoted at office parties?"
I'm starting to love this story more and more, it's already a favourite topic of mine.
:lol: I've been called Miss Cochrane. :lol:
That kind of has a ring to it. :devil:
Sinking
Hummerhome
Colton: *leaning over sink* Ah! Too hot! Too hot!
Calleigh: Calm down, I'm getting all of the breath strip out.
Colton: Geez what do they put in them? Tiny knives? That'll freshen your breath alright because it'll scrape all of your taste buds off.
Calleigh: Hold still.
Colton: AH! THE WATER'S TOO HOT!
Calleigh: I haven't even sprayed any.
Colton: I can sense it.
Katie: Stop fidgeting like a girl and be a man.
Colton: I can't be a man! I have a breath strip in my eye!
Horatio: If you put those in the bathtub, they'll explode.
Delko: How do you know?
Horatio: I had an unfortunate encounter with a package of breath strips and a cigarette. That plus the salted bubble bath made for explosive results.
Delko: Interesting way to make a bomb.
Horatio: I had thought I'd seen everything.
Speed: I think once you've been in this Hummerhome, that concept goes out the window.
Horatio: True indeed.
Anni: *falls over* Okay I don't want to stand on my head anymore.
Jess: You can kill yourself by doing that.
Anni: Hey is my face all red?
Jess: Yeah.
Anni: SWEET! I'm like a tomato!
Katie: *snaps* Now I know what you remind me of.
Anni: *frowns*
Horatio: Alright, we'll be in California in a couple of hours.
Delko: YAY!
Speed: Oh goodie. *rolls eyes*
Colton: Does anyone else see little blue dots?
Calleigh: Maybe we should take you to a doctor or something.
Colton: Nah, I'm good. I just have to remember not to blink.
Calleigh: You'll need to blink someday.
Colton: No see I have a plan. I'll tape my eyes open and then every few minutes I'll splash water in my eyes.
Delko: That's not a good way to live.
Colton: Hey some people have it a lot worse.
Delko: Yeah like me. I have to friggin' live with everyone here.
Speed: You did that by choice.
Delko: Yeah I know.
Anni: So are we in California yet?
Horatio: Almost. Just have to get across this highway.
Speed: Good. I'm all pumped for almost being killed in a state I could care less about.
Katie: California has it's fun moments. I mean, I almost had to shoot you in the head.
Speed: That was not fun.
Katie: Hey I wouldn't have shot you.
Anni: I would have shot him.
Speed: *looks at Anni*
Anni: What?
Speed: Why would you shoot me?
Anni: ...I was kidding.
Speed: Yeah sure you were.
Anni: *strokes Speed's face* Aw, you know I love you.
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: Oh YUCK.
Delko: I agree.
Colton: Me too.
JC: I wouldn't mind seeing a person explode over that.
Missy: I'd rather get a root canal.
Speed: Alright, alright we get it.
Josh's house, 10 pm
Lori: *laying head on table*
Josh: *walks downstairs* Aren't you supposed to be in bed?
Lori: I was supposed to be....On a date.
Josh: How long have you been down here?
Lori: *lifts five fingers* Three hours.
Josh: *looks around*
Beer bottles are seen laying around
Josh: Have you been drinking?
Lori: *sits up* Yup. I'm having a party all on my own.
Josh: When was the last time you took your meds?
Lori: Don't worry I'm not stlupid.
Josh: You mean stupid.
Lori: *snaps* That's the one. And I am not drunk.
Josh: *crosses arms* Oh really.
Lori: I'm...Peppy.
Josh: You're drunk.
Lori: So what. So I have some fun every now and then. It's no reason to be all *flails* WAAAAAA about it.
Josh: Are you still going to sue your dad?
Lori: *starts to laugh* I don't even know where to find the correct documentation. OH let's about politics.
Josh: Lori, go upstairs and go to bed.
Lori: I DO want bread. Thanks for offering. *stumbles to kitchen*
Josh: *walks over* Lori that's the dishwasher. *grabs Lori* Let's get you upstairs, okay?
Lori: *pushes Josh* No. Lori wants bread and Lori is going to get BREAD.
Josh: Lori doesn't need bread. Come on.
Lori: You know why I like you? *points finger to Josh's chest* You're always so cool and collected. You never lose your temper.
Josh: Well thanks, but right now my only concern is you, so let's get you upstairs.
Lori: You don't have to be concerted about me.
Josh: Concerned.
Lori: Oh yeah. Well tomato tomAto. *laughs*
Josh: Let's go.
Lori: Oooh such a copper.
Josh: Exactly, so move.
Lori: *sits on stairs* Y'know, I was thinking maybe I should get more to drink.
Josh: No you've had enough.
Lori: Oh come on! You can drink with me.
Josh: I don't drink.
Lori: It'll be fun. Stop being such a sourpuss. HAHA sourpuss. SOURpuss. SourPUSS. *giggling* Where's Cait by the way?
Josh: She's in her room asleep so you have to be quiet.
Lori: *runs over to kitchen*
Josh: Ah geez.
Lori: *runs back over* Drink this.
Josh: No.
Lori: Come on! *stomps foot*
Josh: No.
Lori: Learn to let loose!
Josh: Lori, put it down.
Lori: Drink it.
Josh: No.
Lori: I'll put it down when you take a swig. Doesn't have to be a big one.
Josh: Lori, no.
Lori: *shoves bottle up to Josh* COME ON!
Josh: No.
Lori: *throws Josh to the floor* HA!
Josh: AH!
Lori: *shoves bottle down Josh's throat*
Josh: *coughs*
Lori: Teehee. Okay GO.
Josh: *coughing*
Lori: YAY! *twirls around*
Josh: *wipes face* I can't believe you just did that.
Lori: I'm stronger than I look. Teehee.
Josh: *coughs*
Lori: What's a matter?
Josh: I don't drink very often and you just poured an entire bottle of wine down my throat.
Lori: Man you should be swimmin' with the fishies by now but you didn't drown! YAY! Teehee. BAM. Haha.
Josh: *rubs eyes* Lori, go to your room.
Lori: Ooooh Joshie looks a little blubbery!
Josh: *stands, holds onto couch* I can't believe you did that.
Lori: I'm talented. Teehee. *claps* OKAY! So let's go to the liquor store.
Josh: NO. No one's driving.
Lori: I thought you didn't drink.
Josh: *frowns*
Lori: Oh right. I just dosed you. TEEHEE. Well I didn't dose you, I got you all hammered' and stuff.
Josh: *holding head*
Lori: You know what you need?
Josh: What.
Lori: Another drink. *grabs bottle, runs for Josh*
Josh: NO, Lor-
Lori: *shoves Josh to the floor, pours wine everywhere*
Josh: *coughing*
Lori: *jumps up* Man we don't need to go anywhere. You have stashes all over the place.
Josh: *laying on floor* Lori, put all of that away.
Lori: *claps* OKAY so here's what we do next. Let's go rob a taco stand.
Josh: A what? No.
Lori: *stomps foot* I WANT TO ROB A TACO STAND! Oh and when we do that, we can throw the tacos at the city transit. They love that. Or wait...Maybe they don't like that. Well they're gettin' it.
Josh: *starts laughing*
Lori: SEE? I WIN! TEEHEE!
Josh: *laughing*
Lori: Feel a little better?
Josh: Yeah everything's kinda...Purple.
Lori: You sure Tinkie Winkie didn't sit on your face?
Josh: *stands up, staggers backward* You know what we need?
Lori: More juice?
Josh: More juice.
Lori: Oh you are SO much more much fun when you're all crazy-like!
Josh: And you look PURPLE! WEE!
Lori: TEEHEE!
Half hour later
Lori: *crawling on carpet* I never understood why they call it 'Twister'. No one ever twists. They just contort. They should call it 'Contorter'.
Josh: They might not sell a lot of board games that way.
Lori: They'll sell 'Hungry Hungry Hippo's but they won't sell 'Contorter'.
Josh: *laughs* You have a point.
Lori: *chews carpet* Tastes like fuzzy.
Josh: DON'T HOG ALL OF IT! *pushes Lori*
Lori: HEY! *throws pillow*
Pillow hits window
Josh: *puts finger to mouth* Shhhh the window monster might get mad.
Lori: OH NO. Is there some way to fight it?
Josh: Rubber bullets.
Lori: Rubber?
Josh: NO! NO! Fake rubber bullets made out of REAL ones! *pulls out gun*
Lori: HA! IT'S NO MATCH FOR US!
Josh: *pulls trigger*
Window breaks
Josh: *blank stare*
Lori: *blank stare*
Josh/Lori: *burst out laughing*
Cait: *walks down stairs dragging a teddy* Daddy? *rubs eye* I hearded a noise.
Josh: *looks at Cait*
Lori: CAITIE!
Cait: *staring at Lori*
Lori: Your dad's busy killin' window monsters. You want to try? I bet he'll let you use his gun.
Cait: *lifts brow*
Lori: *grabs gun, hands it to Cait* Go on, you won't hurt anyone but the monsters.
Josh: *laying head on coffee table*
Cait: *looks at Josh*
Lori: OH! You know what would be fun? Testing the gun out over here. Just shoot that window over there. Okay? Go on. TEEHEE.
Cait: Daddy?
Josh: ....Hmm....
Cait: *hugs teddy* I don't wanna play with the gun.
Lori: Why not? IT'S FUN!
Cait: *shakes head*
Lori: *puts gun in Cait's hand* Here, test it out.
Cait: *looking at gun*
Lori: You can shoot ANYTHING in here!
Josh: *lifts head slowly*
Lori: PULL THE TRIGGER!
Cait: *points gun at Lori*
Lori: *giggling*
Josh: *holding head*
Lori: Ah come on now kiddo, you're holdin' the gun all wrong. I'll show you how to hold it. *grabs gun* Like this. *points gun at Cait*
Cait: *staring at gun* Daddy. Daddy!
Lori: What's the matter? Never had a gun pointed at ya before? Well don't worry 'cause I'd never shoot you. Well, wait. WHAT DOES THIS THINGY DO! *puts finger on trigger*
Cait: *starts to cry*
Josh: *opens eyes*
Lori: AH don't cry. *cocks gun* It's not like it'll go off or anything.
Cait: *crying* Daddy!
Lori: *walks closer* You ever see those video game thingies? This is kinda like that only I can barely see what I'm doing. *starts laughing*
Cait: *runs over to Josh*
Lori: HEY! Where are you goin'?! *staggers over* We're not done playin' with the gun!
Cait: *tugs on Josh's shirt*
Josh: *looks at Lori*
Lori: *points gun at Cait* It'll be fun. Like you're the window monster. I can practice my shooting. Alright, ONE! And a two!
Cait: *crying*
Lori: Thr-
Josh: *grabs Cait, kicks Lori*
Lori: AH! *falls backwards*
BAM
TBC.............
That kind of has a ring to it. :devil:
Sinking
Hummerhome
Colton: *leaning over sink* Ah! Too hot! Too hot!
Calleigh: Calm down, I'm getting all of the breath strip out.
Colton: Geez what do they put in them? Tiny knives? That'll freshen your breath alright because it'll scrape all of your taste buds off.
Calleigh: Hold still.
Colton: AH! THE WATER'S TOO HOT!
Calleigh: I haven't even sprayed any.
Colton: I can sense it.
Katie: Stop fidgeting like a girl and be a man.
Colton: I can't be a man! I have a breath strip in my eye!
Horatio: If you put those in the bathtub, they'll explode.
Delko: How do you know?
Horatio: I had an unfortunate encounter with a package of breath strips and a cigarette. That plus the salted bubble bath made for explosive results.
Delko: Interesting way to make a bomb.
Horatio: I had thought I'd seen everything.
Speed: I think once you've been in this Hummerhome, that concept goes out the window.
Horatio: True indeed.
Anni: *falls over* Okay I don't want to stand on my head anymore.
Jess: You can kill yourself by doing that.
Anni: Hey is my face all red?
Jess: Yeah.
Anni: SWEET! I'm like a tomato!
Katie: *snaps* Now I know what you remind me of.
Anni: *frowns*
Horatio: Alright, we'll be in California in a couple of hours.
Delko: YAY!
Speed: Oh goodie. *rolls eyes*
Colton: Does anyone else see little blue dots?
Calleigh: Maybe we should take you to a doctor or something.
Colton: Nah, I'm good. I just have to remember not to blink.
Calleigh: You'll need to blink someday.
Colton: No see I have a plan. I'll tape my eyes open and then every few minutes I'll splash water in my eyes.
Delko: That's not a good way to live.
Colton: Hey some people have it a lot worse.
Delko: Yeah like me. I have to friggin' live with everyone here.
Speed: You did that by choice.
Delko: Yeah I know.
Anni: So are we in California yet?
Horatio: Almost. Just have to get across this highway.
Speed: Good. I'm all pumped for almost being killed in a state I could care less about.
Katie: California has it's fun moments. I mean, I almost had to shoot you in the head.
Speed: That was not fun.
Katie: Hey I wouldn't have shot you.
Anni: I would have shot him.
Speed: *looks at Anni*
Anni: What?
Speed: Why would you shoot me?
Anni: ...I was kidding.
Speed: Yeah sure you were.
Anni: *strokes Speed's face* Aw, you know I love you.
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: Oh YUCK.
Delko: I agree.
Colton: Me too.
JC: I wouldn't mind seeing a person explode over that.
Missy: I'd rather get a root canal.
Speed: Alright, alright we get it.
Josh's house, 10 pm
Lori: *laying head on table*
Josh: *walks downstairs* Aren't you supposed to be in bed?
Lori: I was supposed to be....On a date.
Josh: How long have you been down here?
Lori: *lifts five fingers* Three hours.
Josh: *looks around*
Beer bottles are seen laying around
Josh: Have you been drinking?
Lori: *sits up* Yup. I'm having a party all on my own.
Josh: When was the last time you took your meds?
Lori: Don't worry I'm not stlupid.
Josh: You mean stupid.
Lori: *snaps* That's the one. And I am not drunk.
Josh: *crosses arms* Oh really.
Lori: I'm...Peppy.
Josh: You're drunk.
Lori: So what. So I have some fun every now and then. It's no reason to be all *flails* WAAAAAA about it.
Josh: Are you still going to sue your dad?
Lori: *starts to laugh* I don't even know where to find the correct documentation. OH let's about politics.
Josh: Lori, go upstairs and go to bed.
Lori: I DO want bread. Thanks for offering. *stumbles to kitchen*
Josh: *walks over* Lori that's the dishwasher. *grabs Lori* Let's get you upstairs, okay?
Lori: *pushes Josh* No. Lori wants bread and Lori is going to get BREAD.
Josh: Lori doesn't need bread. Come on.
Lori: You know why I like you? *points finger to Josh's chest* You're always so cool and collected. You never lose your temper.
Josh: Well thanks, but right now my only concern is you, so let's get you upstairs.
Lori: You don't have to be concerted about me.
Josh: Concerned.
Lori: Oh yeah. Well tomato tomAto. *laughs*
Josh: Let's go.
Lori: Oooh such a copper.
Josh: Exactly, so move.
Lori: *sits on stairs* Y'know, I was thinking maybe I should get more to drink.
Josh: No you've had enough.
Lori: Oh come on! You can drink with me.
Josh: I don't drink.
Lori: It'll be fun. Stop being such a sourpuss. HAHA sourpuss. SOURpuss. SourPUSS. *giggling* Where's Cait by the way?
Josh: She's in her room asleep so you have to be quiet.
Lori: *runs over to kitchen*
Josh: Ah geez.
Lori: *runs back over* Drink this.
Josh: No.
Lori: Come on! *stomps foot*
Josh: No.
Lori: Learn to let loose!
Josh: Lori, put it down.
Lori: Drink it.
Josh: No.
Lori: I'll put it down when you take a swig. Doesn't have to be a big one.
Josh: Lori, no.
Lori: *shoves bottle up to Josh* COME ON!
Josh: No.
Lori: *throws Josh to the floor* HA!
Josh: AH!
Lori: *shoves bottle down Josh's throat*
Josh: *coughs*
Lori: Teehee. Okay GO.
Josh: *coughing*
Lori: YAY! *twirls around*
Josh: *wipes face* I can't believe you just did that.
Lori: I'm stronger than I look. Teehee.
Josh: *coughs*
Lori: What's a matter?
Josh: I don't drink very often and you just poured an entire bottle of wine down my throat.
Lori: Man you should be swimmin' with the fishies by now but you didn't drown! YAY! Teehee. BAM. Haha.
Josh: *rubs eyes* Lori, go to your room.
Lori: Ooooh Joshie looks a little blubbery!
Josh: *stands, holds onto couch* I can't believe you did that.
Lori: I'm talented. Teehee. *claps* OKAY! So let's go to the liquor store.
Josh: NO. No one's driving.
Lori: I thought you didn't drink.
Josh: *frowns*
Lori: Oh right. I just dosed you. TEEHEE. Well I didn't dose you, I got you all hammered' and stuff.
Josh: *holding head*
Lori: You know what you need?
Josh: What.
Lori: Another drink. *grabs bottle, runs for Josh*
Josh: NO, Lor-
Lori: *shoves Josh to the floor, pours wine everywhere*
Josh: *coughing*
Lori: *jumps up* Man we don't need to go anywhere. You have stashes all over the place.
Josh: *laying on floor* Lori, put all of that away.
Lori: *claps* OKAY so here's what we do next. Let's go rob a taco stand.
Josh: A what? No.
Lori: *stomps foot* I WANT TO ROB A TACO STAND! Oh and when we do that, we can throw the tacos at the city transit. They love that. Or wait...Maybe they don't like that. Well they're gettin' it.
Josh: *starts laughing*
Lori: SEE? I WIN! TEEHEE!
Josh: *laughing*
Lori: Feel a little better?
Josh: Yeah everything's kinda...Purple.
Lori: You sure Tinkie Winkie didn't sit on your face?
Josh: *stands up, staggers backward* You know what we need?
Lori: More juice?
Josh: More juice.
Lori: Oh you are SO much more much fun when you're all crazy-like!
Josh: And you look PURPLE! WEE!
Lori: TEEHEE!
Half hour later
Lori: *crawling on carpet* I never understood why they call it 'Twister'. No one ever twists. They just contort. They should call it 'Contorter'.
Josh: They might not sell a lot of board games that way.
Lori: They'll sell 'Hungry Hungry Hippo's but they won't sell 'Contorter'.
Josh: *laughs* You have a point.
Lori: *chews carpet* Tastes like fuzzy.
Josh: DON'T HOG ALL OF IT! *pushes Lori*
Lori: HEY! *throws pillow*
Pillow hits window
Josh: *puts finger to mouth* Shhhh the window monster might get mad.
Lori: OH NO. Is there some way to fight it?
Josh: Rubber bullets.
Lori: Rubber?
Josh: NO! NO! Fake rubber bullets made out of REAL ones! *pulls out gun*
Lori: HA! IT'S NO MATCH FOR US!
Josh: *pulls trigger*
Window breaks
Josh: *blank stare*
Lori: *blank stare*
Josh/Lori: *burst out laughing*
Cait: *walks down stairs dragging a teddy* Daddy? *rubs eye* I hearded a noise.
Josh: *looks at Cait*
Lori: CAITIE!
Cait: *staring at Lori*
Lori: Your dad's busy killin' window monsters. You want to try? I bet he'll let you use his gun.
Cait: *lifts brow*
Lori: *grabs gun, hands it to Cait* Go on, you won't hurt anyone but the monsters.
Josh: *laying head on coffee table*
Cait: *looks at Josh*
Lori: OH! You know what would be fun? Testing the gun out over here. Just shoot that window over there. Okay? Go on. TEEHEE.
Cait: Daddy?
Josh: ....Hmm....
Cait: *hugs teddy* I don't wanna play with the gun.
Lori: Why not? IT'S FUN!
Cait: *shakes head*
Lori: *puts gun in Cait's hand* Here, test it out.
Cait: *looking at gun*
Lori: You can shoot ANYTHING in here!
Josh: *lifts head slowly*
Lori: PULL THE TRIGGER!
Cait: *points gun at Lori*
Lori: *giggling*
Josh: *holding head*
Lori: Ah come on now kiddo, you're holdin' the gun all wrong. I'll show you how to hold it. *grabs gun* Like this. *points gun at Cait*
Cait: *staring at gun* Daddy. Daddy!
Lori: What's the matter? Never had a gun pointed at ya before? Well don't worry 'cause I'd never shoot you. Well, wait. WHAT DOES THIS THINGY DO! *puts finger on trigger*
Cait: *starts to cry*
Josh: *opens eyes*
Lori: AH don't cry. *cocks gun* It's not like it'll go off or anything.
Cait: *crying* Daddy!
Lori: *walks closer* You ever see those video game thingies? This is kinda like that only I can barely see what I'm doing. *starts laughing*
Cait: *runs over to Josh*
Lori: HEY! Where are you goin'?! *staggers over* We're not done playin' with the gun!
Cait: *tugs on Josh's shirt*
Josh: *looks at Lori*
Lori: *points gun at Cait* It'll be fun. Like you're the window monster. I can practice my shooting. Alright, ONE! And a two!
Cait: *crying*
Lori: Thr-
Josh: *grabs Cait, kicks Lori*
Lori: AH! *falls backwards*
BAM
TBC.............
Wyoming
Head of the Graveyard Shift
OH MY FREAKING LORD GENI
You need to update NOW I hate cliffhangers! Geni, you can NOT do this to me, I have to know what happens!!!! I mean, there was a BAM and when you put a BAM in italics, that's never good and OMG what's going to happen *frets* UPDATE SOON PLEASE
You need to update NOW I hate cliffhangers! Geni, you can NOT do this to me, I have to know what happens!!!! I mean, there was a BAM and when you put a BAM in italics, that's never good and OMG what's going to happen *frets* UPDATE SOON PLEASE
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