CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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Oh yeah. Geez I must have misunderstood. :eek:

*huggles and gives cookies*

Hmm, usually I'm not so stupid. :lol: *hugs some more*

Give Up Easily

Tire yard

Missy: Alright team, let's get cracking!

Colton: I hate you. I wanted to be on Carly's team.

Missy: Dude she's married, let it go.

Colton: SHE'S BETTER THAN YOU!

Missy: What side of the bed did you wake up on today?

Colton: The side that wanted to be on Carly's team.

Calleigh: I think it's alright to be on this team. We're smaller but stronger.

Colton: Oh I like that idea.

Calleigh: Let's get the biggest tire that we can.

Colton: I'm on it. *jumps onto tires*

Missy: Funny how there's always a tire yard. Convenient.

Colton: *throws tires*

Missy: ACK! GEEZ! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM! You almost hit me!

Colton: Oops.

Calleigh: Now Colton, be nice.

Colton: *throws tires*

Calleigh: *screams*

Missy: DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON US BUDDY!

Colton: Actually I wasn't aiming for Calleigh.

Calleigh: Oh.

Missy: *frowns*

Few feet away

Carly: Hoist! Push! Pull! Push! Push! Push!

Katie: *holding tire* I'M NOT HAVING A BABY SHUT UP!

Carly: You're not doing it right.

Katie: I'm rolling the tire.

Carly: But the grips aren't perpendicular to the ground.

Katie: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Carly: You need to roll it so that the tire doesn't lose pressure in one side. If it does, it'll explode and you'll die.

Katie: Who made up these rules? Australia? THIS IS THE WEST BIATCH!

Carly: *frowns*

Katie: *throws tire* If you're such an expert, you roll it for two kilometers.

Carly: I will. *grabs tire*

Katie: Oh but make sure the tire is perpendicular or it'll explode.

Carly: I knew I should have had Colton on my team.

Katie: *mumbles* I would have expected this out of a Speedle.

Carly: Excuse me? *drops tire*

Katie: Nothing.

Carly: You said something.

Katie: I coughed.

Carly: Pretty long cough.

Katie: Just roll the giant piece of rubber down the highway already.

Carly: You said something about me being a Speedle.

Katie: No I didn't. I said I wanted to shoot up with a needle.

Carly: What's so bad about being a Speedle?

Katie: Nothing.

Carly: You said you would expect this from a Speedle. What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Katie: Nothing. It was just a passing comment.

Carly: I happen to be proud of my family.

Katie: That's good.

Carly: All of my family.

Katie: And what is that supposed to mean?

JC: ...I should have waited in the Hummerhome.

Carly: I don't know Katie, maybe you just have a problem with everyone who loved you.

Katie: We are not talking about Speed.

Carly: Oh yes we are. It's probably killing you that he's finally happy with someone who doesn't make smartass remarks about his family.

Katie: Yeah that's exactly it. I'm just so damn mad that he's getting married to my best friend that I'm going to be a child and diss him for the hell of it. It was a stupid comment just LET. IT. GO.

Carly: No. You might hate him but I don't.

Katie: I don't hate him. Far from it.

Carly: Then why would you say that?

Katie: Because I was mad at you for being so bossy.

Carly: Alright let's just forget about this.

Katie: Good idea.

JC: Is it safe to breathe?

Carly: Yeah.

JC: I would have been funny to see you guys fighting with tires though.

TBC.................
 
See...I told you I wanted to be on Carly's team. :lol: Now I'm mad and throwing tires at everyone. :lol: But not Calleigh. ;) Because if I ruined those looks, I'd hate myself. ;)

Update so soon that the weird soon doesn't even describe it. :lol:
 
Nope, Speed never died.
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*throws hands up* YAAAYYYY!!! That's all i need to know! *opens champiagne*

Horatio: *screams, runs out*

Delko: WE WIN!
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Your kidding. Horatio could of SO won the bet! wait, could he of punched Delko to shut him up, but still continue on with the bet? :lol: Kidding...

Jess: Where do you think Horatio went?

Delko: Heaven.
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Heaven? ......wait. No. Your kidding right? Because if you aren't....

Carly: Cool, I'm like the parent of this trip.
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:lol: :lol: Good one! I'm kinda like that, but both. I can be the one who plans the camping trip. One minute i'm the responible one, next i'm the one who thinks pranking the neighnors is a good idea. I'm a very random person. *smiles* What it's in my blood. Russian. :lol: I love the parts speed_cochrane! I can't believe your posting 2 in one day!

P.S- I'm reading my favourite parts out to my friends. *snicker*
 
JC: I would have been funny to see you guys fighting with tires though.
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Yes, yes it would have :lol:

Megan: Do I get stuck on my own team? Because that always happened in school.
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Oh, the painful memories *sniff*

But...But...I said Speed DIDN'T die.
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Oh, I know. But someone said he did. It took me to a scary place.

Great work, Geni :D Can't wait for more!
 
JC: It would have been funny to see you guys fighting with tires though.
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Yeah i second that. That would of been intresting, and short.

Carly: *chucks tire at Katie*
*BONK*
*scene missing*
Katie: ...What am i doing in a hospital...?

Wait a sec. Where's Horatio? :eek: If he actually went to heaven... *pounds fist* :lol:
 
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:loI can't believe your posting 2 in one day!

P.S- I'm reading my favourite parts out to my friends. *snicker*

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1. You said Snicker, which reminds me of Snickers. *sigh* Ok. Sorry. :lol:

2. I love the 2 in one day. It really satisfies my needs. :lol:
 
great updates geni ... once again captureing my well all of my better qualities lol you know me so well ... how do u do it lol. Can't wait for more!
 
Hunter said
I can't believe your posting 2 in one day!
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Actually, two in one day is strange for me. Sometimes I post from four to six chapters a day. :eek:

Thanks for the wonderful reviews. :D

Lullaby of the Night

Club, Miami, 9 pm

Claire: Hey Lori!

Lori: Yeah?

Claire: *runs over, hands Lori a drink* Have you met my friend Nathan?

Nathan: *smiles*

Lori: *smiles* Hi.

Nathan: You must be the Lori Speedle I've been hearing so much about.

Lori: Oh and who's been talking?

Nathan: Claire.

Claire: I talk a lot.

Lori: I know.

Claire: Oh.

Nathan: So are you from around here? I can hear some of that southern tinge in your voice.

Lori: *laughs* Yeah I'm from here, actually. I had been living in Paris.

Nathan: Oh très bon.

Lori: You speak french.

Nathan: Well, my mother's from France.

Lori: Really.

Nathan: *nods*

Claire: How about I get you a drink Nate?

Nathan: I don't drink Claire, we already discussed this.

Claire: You're at a club!

Nathan: I didn't come here to drink. I came here to hang out with my friends. And to meet this beautiful young woman I've been hearing so much about.

Lori: *smiling*

Nathan: And such a wonderful smile.

Claire: Haha okay, I think you've flattered her enough. She'll find out how lame you are anyway. I think I hear Dave and Rob calling.

Nathan: Alright, that's my cue then. I'll see you ladies soon. *walks away*

Claire: *drinks martini*

Lori: *looking down at drink*

Claire: So...

Lori: *rolls eyes*

Claire: *smiles* He's cute.

Lori: I'm sure he's great.

Claire: ...You don't sound convinced.

Lori: Look, I'm not here to meet guys. I'm sure Nate is a very sweet person but he's not really my type.

Claire: You mean nice, educated and has a soul?

Lori: Funny.

Guy: *smashes into Lori with drink*

Lori: Ah!

Claire: Matt! You moron! I'm sorry Lori, this is another one of my idiot friends.

Lori: *looks down at clothes* No, it's okay. I'm fine.

Matt: Oh man I'm so sorry. You look like you're in pain, are you alright?

Lori: *looks at Matt* ...I'm...Yeah, I'm fine. Don't worry about it.

Matt: You sure?

Lori: Yeah.

Claire: *rolls eyes* This is Matt Flanaghan.

Lori: *nods*

Claire: I knew I shouldn't have invited him.

Matt: You know what Claire, take a hike.

Claire: This guy doesn't know the first thing about clubs.

Matt: Hey if you're going to talk about me, at least address me.

Claire: Okay. *turns to Matt* Get lost.

Lori: No, really, it's alright.

Claire: He's a jerk.

Matt: Um, hey Miss America, I'm standing right here.

Claire: Are you making fun of my makeup?

Matt: I didn't know you were wearing any.

Claire: *frowns* At least I know how to dress myself.

Lori: Hey! Will you know knock it off? I'm fine. No one got hurt and the only thing that was wasted here besides Matt's time was a drink. So can we stop the battle of the words and forget about this?

Claire: *crosses arms* Fine.

Matt: Sure.

Lori: Thank you.

Matt: I owe Nathan some money so I'll be on the other side of the room away from you.

Claire: I look forward to it.

Matt: *walks away*

Claire: *sits at bar* Sorry about your clothes.

Lori: *sits* It's fine. *holding ribs*

Claire: Are you okay?

Lori: Pre-existing injury, don't worry about it. I thought you were friends with him.

Claire: I am usually. But last month he got into a brawl with this jock on campus over me.

Lori: Wow college has changed you.

Claire: I'm not interested in him. I'm going out with Rob now.

Lori: The 'jock'.

Claire: Yeah. He's sweet.

Lori: And I bet he has the brains of a duck.

Claire: *blank stare* Ducks are smart.

Lori: Sure they are. *looking across room*

Claire: I think Nate's interested in you.

Lori: Good for him.

Claire: Come on Lori! When was the last time you had a date?

Lori: None of your business.

Claire: Nate's a great guy.

Lori: You've said that.

Claire: So what's your next move?

Lori: My next move is to do anything BUT move. My side is killing me.

Claire: What happened?

Lori: I fell down a flight of stairs.

Claire: Ouch. How'd that happen?

Lori: Long story.

Claire: Looks like it hurts.

Lori: *leaning on counter* I just need to rest for a few minutes.

Claire: You aren't going to drink? It might help.

Lori: I can't. Meds.

Claire: Oh. Well you know....Um....Nevermind.

Lori: What?

Claire: ...I know this would be completely a nice thing to say about Matt, but he's in med school and he's really great. He could take a look at that.

Lori: I'm fine.

Claire: I'll go get him. *runs off*

Lori: *rolls eyes*

Few minutes later

Claire: *runs back* I have him!

Lori: *frowns*

Matt: What's the matter? I didn't...Hurt you seriously did I?

Claire: No she fell down a flight of stairs.

Matt: She sounds talented.

Lori: Shut up.

Claire: Maybe you can help, Matt. You want to be a doctor.

Matt: *laughs* Well there's being a doctor, and then there's wanting to be one. I'm only a first year student.

Claire: Good enough. Check her out.

Matt: Do I have to respond to that?

Lori: No, you don't.

Claire: Come on Lori, he's a professional.

Lori: *frowning*

Matt: If you really wanted, I could take a look. It wouldn't be any trouble. Really.

Lori: *sigh* ...Alright.

Claire: YAY!

Lori: *looks at Claire*

Claire: Or...Um...*coughs*

Lori: *lifts shirt*

Matt: *kneels* Ouch. That's a nasty bruise.

Lori: Yeah thanks I couldn't have ever figured that out without you.

Matt: I'm going to apply some light pressure, okay?

Lori: Whatever you're doing, do it fast.

Matt: *presses wound*

Lori: *screams*

Claire: Whoa. You okay?

Lori: *nods*

Matt: *stands* There's some soft tissue damage around the area of impact. There could also be some minor internal bleeding which would account for the amount of pain you're experiencing.

Claire: What can she do? Can it be fixed? Is she going to die?

Matt: She's not going to die.

Lori: You've obviously never been in my shoes.

Matt: I think you might need to see your doctor again and get something a little stronger. But for now, lots of ice and rest. The swelling should go down by the end of the week if you stay in bed.

Lori: I am not going to stay in bed all week waiting for a bruise to go away.

Matt: Are you always this stubborn?

Lori: You want me to lay around forever?

Matt: Wow I can see why they let you out early.

Lori: *frowns* I left on my own.

Matt: And you didn't go to your follow-ups, did you?

Lori: *tilts head*

Matt: Exactly.

Dave: HEY MATT! GET YOUR FLORIDIAN BUTT OVER HERE!

Matt: *sigh* I'll see you guys later. *leaves*

Claire: Do you want me to drive you home?

Lori: You've had too much to drink. When you want to head back to your place, I'll drive you.

Claire: Fine by me.

Lori: Matt's going to be a pretty good doctor.

Claire: *smiles* High praise coming from you.

Lori: *mumbles* Shut up.

Claire: *laughs*

TBC.............
 
Hmm... Nathan and Matt... Lori seems to like Matt... And of course she didn't go for her follow ups. She's a stubbron Speedle :lol:
 
Oh my word....come back to all this CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYY roadtrip banter....after the shockingly bad day I've had its beautiful :lol: really made me smile-thanks Geni :D

Oh what is Lori doing??more guys....(man ALIVE I sound like my mother!!) yeah I think Lori is liking Matt...hmmm not sure what speedle will have to say about that

Also wooooooo Carly-damn right you should be proud to be a Speedle!!!

as ever...can't wait for more
 
Delko: *pointing at Horatio* I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you.
Horatio: Quit it.
Delko: But I'm not touching you.
Horatio: Quit it.
Delko: I'm not touching you.
Horatio: Quit it.
Delko: I can't because I'm not touching you.
Horatio: Stop.
Delko: I'm not touching you.
Horatio: Seriously.
Delko: I'm not touching you.
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:lol: My brother went through astage like that, Horatio lasted longer than I did! :lol: I really want a Mimai eppie like that, how great would that be! :lol:

*snigger* Great updates Geni, and Yay! More!!! hehe, such a simple creature! :rolleyes:

~xJemmax~
 
I really want a Mimai eppie like that, how great would that be!
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Yeah but i SERIOUSLY doubt it. Ot would be sweet though, but the Horatio in the show is just not that. But there ARE chances of other stuff. Hummer blowing a tire, Delko pulling a gun on H, Delko getting hot sauce in his eye... :lol:
 
:lol: So many possibilities. :D

The Only One Around

Hummerhome, 6 pm

Horatio: Alright now that we have the new tire on, we can head for Australia.

Carly: Why didn't we head there before?

Horatio: I forgot that I parked the Hummercraft in California so we have to go there.

Calleigh: Oh I haven't been to California in forever!

Colton: Me neither. I want to work on my tan.

Delko: I WANT TO WALK ON THE BEACH!

Speed: You live in Miami.

Delko: So? I want to see the Miami on the OTHER side of the US.

Speed: You know, not all beaches are called 'Miami'.

Delko: They aren't?

Speed: No.

Delko: ...Man I need to get out more.

Speed: Oh this is this the part where I get to kick you out of the Hummerhome?

Delko: What's your problem?

Speed: I hate California.

Delko: What are you talking about? Everyone loves California.

Speed: Not everyone does.

Delko: Name one person who doesn't.

Speed: Me.

Delko: You don't count.

Speed: Why not?

Delko: Because you're...Speed.

Speed: *crosses arms* If you have a point to that, I'd like to hear it.

Anni: Maybe you guys should sit away from each other for now.

Jess: Yeah the tension is taking up too much air. I'm breathing for TWO here.

Katie: Well I don't like California either.

Speed: THANK YOU. See? Someone understands.

Delko: She doesn't count. She's Katie.

Speed: Oh so if someone else other than me or Katie said it, you'd count them.

Delko: Depends who it is. Bill Clinton, sure. Super Mario, not so much.

Speed: Super Mario isn't a person.

Delko: You lie!

Carly: Katie I thought you liked California.

Katie: It was okay until I had to raise Lori by myself.

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Carly: You could have come back to Miami.

Katie: *shakes head*

Speed: ...I'm sorry.

Katie: *looks at Speed*

Speed: *staring at Katie*

Jess: TOO MUCH TENSION! *covers ears*

Delko: Why are you covering your ears?

Jess: HUH?

Delko: ...Nevermind.

Miami, Next morning, Josh's house

Josh: *buttering toast*

Lori: *walks in*

Josh: Where were you?

Lori: I had to drive someone home.

Josh: Your friend Claire?

Lori: Yeah. Where's Cait?

Josh: She's asleep, but I'm sure she'll still be pouting when she gets down here.

Lori: ...I said I'd play with her today.

Josh: It's not because of that. I punished her for screaming.

Lori: *gasp* Nooo way. You did?

Josh: I'm not always a pile of sunshine and lollypops.

Lori: But...You're the COOL Speedle.

Josh: Cait has consequences to her actions.

Lori: *grabs toast*

Josh: *looks down at counter*

Lori: Yeah but I thought Carly would be the one to smack her butt and send her on her way.

Josh: She's not here.

Lori: *eating toast* Yeah but she'll be back.

Josh: Good because Cait is a handful.

Lori: *laughs* I'm sure you'll be fine.

Josh: Why are you so happy?

Lori: I kind of met this guy. I didn't want to tell Claire I like him though.

Josh: Oh do tell.

Lori: His name's Matt. He's a first year med student at Miami U, he's nice, he doesn't put up with a lot of crap, and...I don't know, he's cute.

Josh: So you had a successful night then.

Lori: Hey. I never go to clubs to meet people. I go there to have fun.

Josh: Sure you do.

Lori: *throws toast at Josh*

Josh: *laughs*

TBC.............
 
:lol: Those are great sigs. Kind of nice to see the RT in signature banner form. :)

We'll Try One Last Time

Hummerhome, 9 pm...Again. Because my time jumps are super.

Jess: *holding out whipped cream can* Stay back or I'll shoot!

Anni: YOU WOULDN'T!

Jess: Oh I so would!

Delko: Oh yeah? Oh yeah? *grabs mustard*

Jess: Eric! You're supposed to be on my team!

Anni: Man I love it when Carly babysits.

Carly: Well Horatio doesn't like our bathroom so that's why we're stopped at a camp site. And he'll be back so don't get anything dirty.

Anni: It's not like he'll kill us.

Carly: No but he'll smite you.

Anni: NO WAY. That's so cool.

Colton: Can I play? Can I play?

Anni: Sure. Since I'm outnumbered, you can be on my team.

Colton: Excellent! What is our weapon of choice?

Anni: Pinesol and this spatula.

Colton: You're going down! Downtown!

Delko: Eat mustard! *sprays mustard*

Colton: NO! STOP! *waving spatula*

Jess: Don't wave that piece of plastic at my man! *shoots whipped cream*

Colton: Ah come on! Pelt Anni for a while!

Anni: *spraying pinesol* GET PINE FRESH MY FRIENDS!

Delko: I don't want to smell like a tree! *squirting mustard*

Anni: Oh my God...Did I just eat mustard or some of the pinesol?

Speed's room

Katie: *walks in* Hey, what are you doing?

Speed: Reading.

Katie: What are you reading? *sits on bed*

Speed: A book. You know those things with pages and letters.

Katie: I just came here to apologize for before.

Speed: *flips page* You were right.

Katie: Yeah but I feel bad.

Speed: Don't.

Katie: I can't help it. You didn't have to apologize, I shouldn't even brought it up.

Speed: It's okay.

Katie: Will you stop reading the book for two seconds?

Speed: *flips page*

Katie: *grabs book*

Speed: *looks at Katie* You lost my page.

Katie: Oh men don't read books.

Speed: I do.

Katie: You're not normal!

Speed: Why don't you just go join everyone in the condiment and dishware war and leave me alone.

Katie: I just wanted to say I'm sorry, okay?

Speed: You don't have to explain yourself to me.

Katie: Why?

Speed: Because we're friends.

Katie: We are?

Speed: ...Aren't we?

Katie: Yeah but...I don't know, it's weird hearing that.

Speed: ...Why.

Katie: Well because I've slept with you.

Speed: Wow could you be more blunt?

Katie: Most people don't stay friends after all of the history we've had.

Speed: I want to be friends with you.

Katie: I do too.

Speed: So what's the problem?

Katie: There isn't a problem. I'm just glad we've decided that we're friends.

Speed: Didn't we already do that out on the path?

Katie: Yeah but I like to get confirmations so I don't screw up or forget.

Speed: Uh...Okay. Yes we're friends.

Katie: See? Three times. Now I'm sure.

Speed: Good. It's good to be sure about things.

Katie: It really is.

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: *smiles* Okay so great talking to ya buddy. *shakes Speed's hand*

Speed: You too.

Katie: *smiling*

Speed: *looks around*

Katie: ...

Speed: And yet you're still here.

Katie: I'll just leave now.

Speed: That would be nice.

Katie: Awesome because I'm a nice person.

Speed: Yes you are.

Katie: And you're nice sometimes.

Speed: I can be.

Katie: Well I know you're nice, but I put in the sometimes because I haven't really seen you in three months and WOW has it been that long? I should have marked my calendar or something but that would be totally lame b-

Speed: Katie?

Katie: Yeah.

Speed: You're rambling.

Katie: I know but I don't really want to go out into that war they're having. I kind of just got my hair done.

Speed: It looks nice.

Katie: It does?

Speed: What?

Katie: What?

Speed: It's...Nice what you did with your hair.

Katie: Well you too. Even though you probably didn't do anything.

Speed: I've gotten a few haircuts.

Katie: Oh! Well then that's good too. Can't let your hair grow out too much or you'll end up looking like a sasquatch or one of those actors on low budjet independant films.

Speed: Yeah wouldn't want that.

Katie: But some of those films are good.

Speed: Yeah they are.

Katie: Well this has been a very wonderful and awkward conversation so I'm just going to leave now.

Speed: You'd better do that.

Katie: Okay FRIEND, I'm leaving.

Speed: Then go.

Katie: I am.

Speed: You aren't.

Katie: *laughs* Funny thing. Sometimes I accidentally glue myself to things. One time I glued myself to my counter, and when I lifted my head, a piece of tile came with it and I looked like one of those Indian women with the dots on their h-

Speed: I thought you were leaving.

Katie: I thought I was too but here I am.

Speed: So leave.

Katie: Do you want me to leave?

Speed: Only if you want to leave.

Katie: I want to leave.

Speed: So why are you still here?

Katie: I'm not sure.

Anni: *runs in* OH MY GOD! Colton sprayed Eric and then Eric sprayed me so I sprayed Jess and then Eric fell onto the stove and it was on and his hair caught on fire so he was screaming like a little girl and then Jess dunked his head into the sink and saved his hair and then I fell over because I slipped on some mustard and then Colton was laughing and Jess was crying because Delko has a black spot on his head and it looks like he's got some weird disease but it's all *coughs* I got pinesol down my throat.

Speed/Katie: ...

Anni: Hey Katie I like your hair today. It's really pretty.

Katie: *smiles* Thanks.

Anni: Tim did you see her hair?

Speed: Yeah I saw. It looks good.

Anni: It should, I'm the one who gave her the coupon. But Katie doesn't like coupons.

Katie: *laughs* Nope. No I don't. But I used it anyway because Anni is my best friend. MY BEST FRIEND. I wouldn't ever do ANYTHING to hurt her because she's my BEST FRIEND.

Anni: *smiling*

Katie: Okay well I'll see you two love birds later. *runs out*

Anni: *sits on bed* Man it's going to take me forever to get the mustard out of my hair.

Speed: You look beautiful anyway sweetheart.

Anni: *slaps Speed* I know I do.

Speed: *grabs book* Good.

TBC..................
 
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