CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

Title: CSI:Miami Road Trip
Summary: Parody/Drama/Angst about the Miami Team and a few TalkCSI members! This is not an RP. If it was, that would take a whole hell of a load off of my fingers.
Rating: G to PG-13
Characters: The season two team, and TalkCSI members. Those consist of:

DragonflyDreamer
CSI_In_Training
speedfanatic05
speedmonkey2
CSI_Trainee
saraholic
Wyoming
carlz31
carole

If I've forgotten anyone, please forgive me. It's early.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, because I'm not rich and/or famous. Maybe someday, but not today.

*sigh* Is that it? Okay. I should be writing the first chapter pretty soon, so if anyone would like to check back to the last chapter of the 6th RT.

Anyway, that's the recap because I'm tired of typing. So far all those who didn't get to review in the last thread, you may do so here if you choose. If not, break open the champage (and pepsi for our underage members such as...Me), take the cake out of the fridge and settle on the couch for another wild ride!

Chapter 1 to be up soon....

 

Yay! Thread seven! *Thows Confetti* Congrats Geni. Can't wait to see what's going to happen in this one

 

Seven Years Of Bad Luck And Counting

Hummerhome, 6 pm

Delko: How long is it going to take to get to the airport?

Horatio: I can't do anything about a traffic jam, Eric.

Delko: You could wave your shades and make it go away.

Horatio: That doesn't work.

Speed: You could always run everyone over.

Horatio: That would be murder.

Speed: So? It's never stopped us before.

Horatio: *sigh*

Calleigh: I hate traffic jams. We can never get anywhere.

Speed: Way to state the obvious.

Hummercraft, 7 pm

Katie: Turn on the plasma screen.

Colton: I don't have the remote.

Katie: Yes you do.

Colton: No I don't it's not here.

Delko: I have it.

Katie: Turn on CSIensecola.

Delko: We always watch that.

Katie: No we don't.

Speed: Yes, we do.

Katie: I haven't seen it in forever. *grabs remote*

Speed: Great.

Katie: AH..It's season three. OMG NO! NO ITS SEASON THREE!

Colton: *covers eyes* I can't watch this part.

Katie: RUN SPEEDO RUN!

Anni: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! DIE RATIO!

Katie: Wait...Why is he dying?

Anni: BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT SPEEDO TO DIE!

Katie: DIE RATIO! YOU STUPID CANDYCANE!

Calleigh: Where did Kelly Duquestion go?

Delko: Oh great, I don't want to see Bryan Ralf back.

Katie: *crying* SPEEDO!

Anni: *crying*

Katie: YOU STUPID WEINER YOU SHOULD HAVE SHOT YOUR GUN!

Speed: He's just a character.

Katie: *hugs Speed*

Speed: Oh...Kay.

Katie: That's it, I'm cleaning your gun.

Speed: Why?

Katie: It needs to be cleaned.

Speed: No it doesn't.

Katie: Yes it does.

Lori: What's with this show? It's not even that good.

Anni: *frowns*

Katie: *frowns*

Lori: I don't know why you're crying over Jim Speedo, it's not like he's actually dead.

Katie: I know.

Lori: So get over it.

Speed: That's my girl.

Lori: Ha. I win.

Katie: I hate you all.

TBC..............

 

:lol: Yay! CSI: Pensecola! *gasp* Just a character? No he's... well, okay, yes he is, but that's not the point! :lol: Great job!

 

Hee! Welcome to the new thread everyone.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Tiny, There They Go Into The Island Of Hawaii

Hawaii, hotel room, 11 pm

Delko: I can't believe you guys tied me to a chair.

Speed: You kept throwing M&Ms at my head.

Delko: I don't like the brown ones.

Speed: They're the same as all the other ones.

Delko: No they're not. The brown ones taste like poo.

Speed: What kind of M&Ms are you eating?

Delko: I bought them at the airport.

Speed: There's your first clue, genius.

Delko: I bought them from a vending machine.

Speed: Do you know where they make those vending machines?

Delko: ...Vending machine plants?

Speed: No. Crap factories.

Delko: I don't think that's where they make them.

Speed: Have you ever been to a crap factory?

Delko: Not that I remember.

Speed: No factory, no opinion.

Delko: Have you been to one?

Speed: Yes.

Delko: When?

Speed: A long time ago. You weren't even born.

Delko: I'm not that much younger than you so that means you wouldn't have been born yet either.

Speed: Maybe I was a baby.

Delko: You wouldn't have remembered.

Speed: I remembered cows when I was a baby.

Delko: Maybe that's where you remembered the crap from. Someone accidentally shoved your head up a cow's a-

Horatio: Guys, let's get to the rooms now.

Speed: *punches Delko in the arm*

Delko: OW! *rubs arm*

Speed: *walks into elevator*

Delko: I hope your evelvelator falls.

Speed: You mean elevator?

Delko: ....They have a different language in Hawaii.

Speed: Oh yeah the ancient language of 'bad english'.

Delko: *throws rock*

Elevator doors close

Lori: *stands beside Delko*

Delko: ...What.

Lori: Burn. *walks away*

Delko: *frowns*

Calleigh: Hey Eric can you help me with my things please?

Delko: Sure. *grabs bags*

Calleigh: I'm on the 12th floor.

Delko: You are?

Calleigh: Yeah all the women are.

Delko: So where am I?

Calleigh: Horatio should have given you your key card.

Delko: He never gave me anything.

Calleigh: He must have forgot.

Delko: How can anyone forget me?

Calleigh: Just go find Horatio and he'll give you the key card.

Delko: Where did he go?

Calleigh: 14th floor.

Delko: Don't you mean the 13th floor?

Calleigh: No, there's no 13th floor.

Delko: You don't really believe in that superstition do you?

Calleigh: No, I believe in Karma.

Delko: *looks around* Yeah well the people on the 14th floor know what floor they're really on.

Calleigh: Yeah. *walks away*

Delko: Hey! What about your things!

Calleigh: Just bring it up to my room.

Elevator doors close

Delko: Hey Anni?

Anni: Yeah.

Delko: Do you know what room I'm in?

Anni: No why would I know? *walks away*

Delko: Carly?

Carly: Sorry, but I have to go. *runs off*

Delko: Katie?

Katie: OMG! THERE'S A CHOCOLATE FOUNAIN IN THAT DINING AREA! *runs away*

Jess: Wait for me! *runs*

Delko: Colton?

Colton: Oh man I want chocolate. *runs*

Delko: ...Anyone?

Bellhop: You need any help sir?

Delko: Yeah. I'm looking for my room.

Bellhop: You might want to look ...Up.

Delko: Why?

Bellhop: That's where all the rooms are brutha.

Delko: ...Did you just call me brutha?

Bellhop: *walks away*

Delko: *sits on the floor crying* I miss Miami!

Speed's room

Carly: *knocks on door*

Speed: *opens door* Hey.

Carly: *walks in* You dropped your shades in the hall.

Speed: Thanks. *grabs shades*

Carly: So the girls are all downstairs playing in the chocolate fountain...Well Colton's there too, so what are you guys doing tonight?

Speed: We're probably going to sleep.

Carly: Wow you guys are sure up for a lot of fun huh.

Speed: The older you get, the more tired you are.

Carly: You do realize we're around the same age right?

Speed: So?

Carly: You called me old.

Speed: I called me old. You're not old.

Carly: *lifts brow*

Speed: *opens closet* Besides, men die earlier because we're ugly. It's a scientific fact.

Carly: *laughs*

Speed: *grabs hangar*

Carly: ...

Speed: You alright?

Carly: ...It's stupid.

Speed: What is?

Carly: I don't know I just...I miss Josh.

Speed: *nods* Well we'll be back in a couple of weeks, no big deal.

Carly: Yeah...No big deal.

Speed: *looks at Carly* What.

Carly: *opens mouth*

Horatio: *walks in* Has anyone seen Eric?

Speed: No, why?

Horatio: He was supposed to be up here ten minutes ago.

Speed: Maybe he got lost.

Horatio: *reaches into pocket* Why do I have an extra key card? ...Oh wait, I forgot to give him one.

Speed: That would explain why he's not up here.

Horatio: Alright well, I'll go find Eric. *leaves*

Carly: Um, I have to head back to my room, I'll see you later. *leaves*

Speed: *lifts brow* Alright.

TBC............

 

Chocolate fountain? Oh man, I want in on that :lol: Poor Eric, he just never chatches a break. Which is quite entertaining for all of us