Nope, I don't believe we picked a name for the Hummerhome yet.
Arresting Innocence
Highway
Cop: *walks over, gun drawn* Put down the weapon ma'am!
Anni: *screams*
Cop: Ma'am, put it down.
Anni: *throws gun* Take it!
Cop: Turn around slowly and get to your knees.
Anni: AH! IT WAS A JOKE!
Jess: Yeah she was just trying to get traffic to stop.
Cop: You were involved in this too?
Jess: Uh....HORATIO! ERIC! SPEED! CALLEIGH!
Anni: RONALD MCDONALD!
Jess: What are you doing?
Anni: I'm shouting random well-known people.
Jess: This is not the TIME nor the PLACE to shout random names.
Anni: You were just doing it!
Cop: Both of you get on the ground!
Jess: *lays down* Anni I hope you're happy. Now people are paying attention to us.
Anni: Where is the team?
Jess: I don't know. Apparently they're fine when we have secret conversations but when we need help they are NOWHERE to be found.
Anni: We're CSIs!
Cop: Yeah and I'm an alien named Elvis who lives in Venus.
Anni: Well actually Venus is filled with gases and volcanic eruptions so you wouldn't be able to survi-
Cop: Shut up.
Anni: Or you know I'll shut up.
Jess: I SEE ERIC'S FOOT!
Anni: That's a squirrel.
Jess: Oh. No wonder it was moving so fast.
Hummerhome
Carly: You know why else Josh is so great? He has these AMAZING brown eyes. I just can't stop staring at him when we eat dinner. But then he looks at me like I'm crazy and then I just keep staring and I give an idiot smile an-
Speed: *angry sigh* Can you patch the tire already?
Carly: *grabs patches* And you know what else? He is so in shape. I mean, the last time he-
Speed: I don't want to know.
Carly: I was going to say wash the car.
Speed: No one needs to know.
Carly: Am I talking too much about Josh?
Speed: Yeah.
Carly: Oh. Sorry. Hey what's that screaming?
Speed: Sounds like Jess and Anni.
Carly: I hear sirens.
Speed: Ah man. Can't they not get in trouble for one minute? *walks away*
Carly: *sigh* I miss Josh.
Highway
Anni: YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!
Jess: Shut up Anni.
Anni: CALL THE FBI! THEY'LL CLEAN THIS UP!
Jess: You don't work for the FBI.
Anni: I KNEW THAT!
Cop: *grabs Anni* Stand up.
Anni: I can't. I'm parapyligic.
Cop: Then how were you standing in the middle of the highway?
Anni: Stilts.
Speed: *walks over* What the hell is going on?
Cop: Sir, stand back.
Speed: *lifts badge*
Cop: *lets go of Anni* My bad.
Speed: What did they do?
Cop: This woman was pointing a gun to this pregnant hooker's head.
Jess: *rolls eyes*
Speed: ...Are you serious?
Cop: Extremely, sir.
Speed: Can I see the gun?
Cop: I'm sorry sir it's evidence.
Speed: *frowns*
Anni: *giggling*
Speed: I know what evidence is, Matlock. Give me the gun.
Cop: *hands over gun*
Speed: It's fake.
Cop: I know that sir.
Speed: And they were in the middle of the highway with this thing?
Cop: Yes sir. The prettier one had it pointed at the pregnant one's head.
Jess: Hey! I am pretty!
Anni: Sure you are hun.
Speed: *angry sigh*
Cop: So I'm going to need to haul them in.
Speed: Can we talk for a minute? Away from the...Suspects?
Cop: Sure, whatever you say sir.
Speed: Thanks. Ladies.
Anni: Oh you go on. Have fun.
Jess: We'll be here. You know...Handcuffed and laying on some pavement. I think I have a piece of glass in my foot.
Anni: This road smells like death.
Few feet away
Cop: *places hands on hips*
Speed: Look uh...I know them.
Cop: Do you.
Speed: Yeah. They're not really right in the head.
Cop: Well that doesn't give them an excuse to break the law. Toy gun or not. You can't threaten someone in the middle of a highway.
Speed: What can I do to make this go away?
Cop: They're going to jail no matter what you do.
Speed: ...
Cop: ...
Speed: It would be a shame if your wife found out about your affair.
Cop: *wide-eyed* No! No she can't find out. We have two kids together.
Speed: I hear ya.
Cop: ...They can go. I didn't see them, and they didn't see me.
Speed: See? Now that wasn't so hard.
Cop: ...Wait. You're not even from around here. How did y-
Speed: You're a cop. *walks away*
Cop: *nods*
Highway
Speed: Get up and get in the Hummerhome.
Anni: *stands* What did you tell him?
Speed: Nothing. Let's go. *grabs Jess' hand* Can you stand?
Jess: Yeah.
Speed: *wipes dust from Jess' face* Okay. Let's get back before Horatio finds out and you both get into even more trouble.
Anni: No problem.
Jess: Thanks.
Speed: Go on. *looks back at cop car*
Cop sitting in his cruiser on the cellphone across the road
Cop: Hey Marlene. I need to tell you something....Yeah, it's about where I've been.
Highway
Anni: *runs over* Jess is heading back to the Hummerhome. Are you comin'?
Speed: Uh...Yeah. Yeah let's go.
Anni: You okay?
Speed: Yeah I'm fine.
Anni: *smiles* Great.
TBC................
I See The City Lights All Around Me
Hummerhome
Horatio: Okay team good job changing the tire.
Speed: You weren't even outside.
Calleigh: Yeah where were you?
Horatio: I was helping from a distance. I was supervising.
Delko: You were sitting on the roof trying to get satelite, weren't you?
Horatio: I hate movies.
Megan: I think what this team needs is a vacation.
JC: This IS the vacation.
Speed: We haven't almost gotten ourselves killed in over an hour, maybe we should try that.
Jess: No that's okay I don't want to get myself killed.
Speed: Well I meant the non-pregnant people.
Jess: EXCUSE ME!
Speed: What? You are.
Jess: Oh yeah....Sorry. Hormones.
Carly: I hear ya sister.
Katie: Me too.
Delko: I have hormones sometimes but it's usually because I have gas.
Jess: *grabs Eric by the hair* IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE? GOD WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS MOCKING ME! WOULD IT KILL YOU TO ACKNOWLEDGE ME FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!
Everyone: ...
Delko: I'm sorry?
Jess: GOD YOU'RE SO MEAN! *covers face, cries*
Delko: ...What did I do?
Speed: Eric the one thing you have to know about women is that you're always wrong.
Delko: Oh.
Jess: I WANT WAFFLES!
Delko: We don't have any.
Jess: YES WE DO! MAKE ME WAFFLES RIGHT NOW!
Delko: Uh...Speed?
Speed: Good luck man.
Jess: OKAY WAFFLE KING GET CRACKING!
Delko: WE DON'T HAVE WAFFLES!
Jess: YES WE DO!
Delko: *starts to cry* She's yelling at me.
Miami, 9 pm, apartment
Lori: *walks over to door, opens it* Hey.
Josh: I brought you over some groceries.
Lori: *wraps housecoat* Thanks.
Josh: Are you okay? You look a little pale.
Lori: I'm fine. I must have caught the flu.
Josh: You sure you want to stay here by yourself? You're welcome to stay at my place. Cait would love to have her cousin over.
Lori: Thanks but I think I can take care of myself.
Josh: *puts groceries on table* You don't look so good. Did you take any medication?
Lori: Just the uh...Um....Pain meds. *leans against wall*
Josh: *narrows eyes* Alright.
Lori: You didn't have to do that. There's food here.
Josh: I brought you some fresh food.
Lori: Let me get my wallet, I'll pay you back.
Josh: You don't have to sweetheart.
Lori: *frowns* Why.
Josh: We're family.
Lori: OH yeah we're family until I screw something up and then we're like some kind of enemies.
Josh: No one's your enemy. We're all here for you.
Lori: *laughs*
Josh: Maybe you should go get some rest.
Lori: *laughing*
Josh: Lori? *walks over* Maybe you should sit d-
Lori: NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!
Josh: *backs up* I'm just trying to help.
Lori: *crawls over to counter, sits down*
Josh: Lori, how many of those pills did you take?
Lori: *rocking back and forth* As many as it said, I'm not stupid.
Josh: No one said you were stupid. I just want to know if there's anything wrong that I can help with. Maybe get you a glass of water, or somewhere safe to sleep tonight?
Lori: I have the flu.
Josh: *looks around* There are no dishes in the sink, and the sink isn't wet. When was the last time you ate or drank anything?
Lori: Saturday.
Josh: ...That was two days ago.
Lori: *rocking back and forth*
Josh: You've been taking the pills for two days without food or water?
Lori: I HAVE THE FLU!
Josh: *kneels* Lori, let's get you back to my house, okay?
Lori: NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Josh: *looks at table* Is that the pill container?
Lori: Not mine. Mine ran out.
Josh: So what have you been taking?
Lori: I went to the store and got more. It hurt too much so I got more.
Josh: More of what.
Lori: I...I got more.
Josh: Lori, more of
what.
Lori: *starts to cry* I don't know. It wouldn't stop hurting so I bought whatever I could.
Josh: Alright, why don't we get you to my house and clean you up. Sound good?
Lori: *shakes head* I don't want to go.
Josh: You can come back when you're feeling better. It'll only be for a couple of days, I promise.
Lori: *staring at floor*
Josh: ...Lori?
Lori: ...You probably think I did this on purpose.
Josh: I think you were in pain from the fall and the surgery, and the recovery. So you did what you had to do. You're very independant and you're a smart young woman.
Lori: Yeah.
Josh: So let's go to my house and you can get some rest. You won't have to worry about anything.
Lori: I...I want to hear my dad's voice. I want to call him first, I want to talk to him.
Josh: Sure. I'll call him right now. *grabs cellphone, dials*
Hummerhome, 9:18 pm
Anni: *smacks Speed* Your phone's ringin'.
Speed: *rolls over* What? Why?
Anni: Well there was a reason cell phones were invented...For the life of me I can't figure out why. *snaps* OH YEAH so people could reach you.
Speed: Hand over the phone.
Anni: *hands over phone*
Speed: *opens phone* Yeah it's Speed.
Aparment
Josh: Hey man, you have a few minutes?
Speed: Why are you calling me?
Josh: Wow you sound tired. You're in bed already?
Speed: I'm old, what do you want.
Josh: Lori wants to talk to you. She's having a bad night.
Speed: Alright.
Josh: *hands phone to Lori*
Lori: Hi dad.
Speed: ...Are you okay?
Lori: I had to go and buy more medicine.
Speed: It's that bad huh.
Lori: Yeah.
Speed: So why did you want to talk to me?
Lori: Um...I don't know. Josh wants me to stay at his place for a couple of days.
Speed: You should go with him.
Lori: Are you sure?
Speed: Yeah.
Lori: When are you coming back?
Speed: In a couple of weeks.
Lori: *starts to cry*
Speed: What? What is it?
Lori: *crying*
Speed: Lori, it's okay. It's okay, you're doing fine. You're going to be okay, trust me.
Lori: *sniffs*
Speed: I'll be home soon, alright?
Lori: Uh huh. *wipes eyes*
Speed: I hate to sound cliché, but hang in there.
Lori: Okay. Bye.
Speed: Bye.
Lori: *closes phone*
Josh: You ready to go? *grabs Lori's hand*
Lori: *stands slowly* Yup.
Josh: Did you need anything from here before we go?
Lori: *shakes head* I want to go.
Josh: No problem.
TBC...............