CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting
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Kudos goes out to Jess for saving the entire second RT.
*huggles* Where would I be without her?I'd Hear Heaven
Jess/Katie/Carly/Colton's room, 9 pm
Colton: Seriously why was I put in the girl's room?
Carly: Because you have to suffer like the rest of us.
Katie: It's really great to be back. I missed you guys.
Carly: Well we missed you too hun.
Katie: *smiles*
Jess: So, let's start some girl talk.
Katie: OH THANK GOD! I haven't heard gossip in forever.
Carly: So what was your husband's name?
Katie: Mine? Grant.
Carly: Sounds preppy.
Katie: Well he was a little all over the place.
Jess: Geez, did you love him?
Katie: I did.
Jess: Aw, that's so cute. You found LUURVE.
Katie: *laughs*
Colton: Am I included in girl talk?
Carly: Yeah you're a girl if you're with us.
Colton: Lovely. I've always wanted to experience girl talk.
Carly: Was that sarcasm? Because I'll punch you.
Colton: No, no it wasn't.
Carly: *narrows eyes* That was.
Colton: ...
Carly: *punches Colton*
Colton: OW!
Katie: So Jess, what happened with you and Eric?
Jess: I got engaged!
Katie: Oh...Sucks for Eric.
Jess: TO ERIC!
Katie: OH! Okay that makes more sense.
Carly: Yeah she's pregnant too.
Katie: NO WAY!
Jess: Hee.
Katie: *hugs Jess* YOU ARE SO AWESOME!
Jess: Ack being chocked!
Colton: What happened to the pillow fights and the giggling?
Carly: We're aren't THOSE kind of girls.
Colton: Oh. My bad.
Jess: So Katie, you ever wanting to get back into the saddle with dating?
Katie: I don't think so. I've had a lot of bad luck with relationships.
Jess: I'm sure things will turn up.
Katie: Yeah I doubt it.
Jess: Well you're back and that's the important thing. AND YOU GOT PRETTIER! NOT FAIR!
Katie: *laughs*
Carly: Hey I didn't get prettier?
Colton: You're all pretty, can we sleep now?
Jess: *punches Colton*
Colton: OW! Why does that keep happening to me?
Jess: Because I have nothing else to punch.
Colton: I feel comforted by that thought now, thank you.
Katie: Hey if you're getting married to Eric, shouldn't you be in his room, not in this one?
Jess: He said something about not seeing his bride before the wedding.
Carly: Yeah but your wedding isn't for a few months.
Jess: ...Maybe I should have said something.
Speed/Anni's room
Anni: Hey are you awake?
Speed: No.
Anni: You just answered.
Speed: *sigh* Did you need something?
Anni: *sits up* I just can't help thinking about Katie.
Speed: Can you just go to sleep?
Anni: She's back! I'm so excited!
Speed: So go visit with her and gossip like everyone else.
Anni: You don't want to visit with her?
Speed: No, I don't. I want to sleep.
Anni: I'm not going to tell her what you said about her.
Speed: Congratulations.
Anni: *grabs Speed* Come on, sit up and talk.
Speed: I want to sleep.
Anni: I don't care.
Speed: *angry sigh*
Anni: Sit.
Speed: *sits up* Happy?
Anni: *smiles*
Speed: *frowns*
Anni: Okay okay so what do you think about her being back?
Speed: I think she's a super lady. Are we done now?
Anni: Tim.
Speed: I don't want to talk about her.
Anni: Why?
Speed: Because.
Anni: Because why?
Speed: Because we should talk about something else. We should talk about us.
Anni: Us.
Speed: Yeah.
Anni: What about us?
Speed: Well we have some sort of future right?
Anni: ...Wow you'll talk about ANYTHING but her, huh.
Speed: Pretty much.
Anni: Alright well...I never really thought about our future.
Speed: Me neither.
Anni: So are you saying we have one?
Speed: Uh...You know, maybe we should just get to sleep. We have a big day of suicide missions and crazy...Crazy things.
Anni: *laughs* Okay, goodnight. *kisses Speed*
Speed: Goodnight. *lays down*
Anni: *lays down*
TBC......................
Still_RIP_Speed
Police Officer
awwwww poor speedie-he was gonna try and propose again wasn't he?? it does seem alittle quick-going out a month...ouch!
Colton in on the girl talk :lol: love it!!!
as ever update soon Geni
Colton in on the girl talk :lol: love it!!!
as ever update soon Geni
CSI_in_training
CSI Level Two
Yes, they're called the RCMP...at least I think they're feds...??
some times I wonder, I really really do. That or a soap opera.
my dear, that's a very good question. Ask the driver...i'm just hanging along for the ride.
Oh that would be too funny! go Colton.
Oh my god...*hugs Jess* I'm so sorry hun! You two were so good together.
as jealous as I am, that was really really cute and you two totally deserve each other! *throws confetti* Congrats!
that's such a me thing to do...I'm totally scared of spiders. I haven't been to JC's house since she got hers.
I loved Horatio in Canada. Don't diss Timmies!
And I'm completely caught up again! This rocks. Oh, Speed's scared to propose. And Katies Back!!! YAY! Great work!
We Cry Wubba
Hummerhome, 11 pm
Katie/Jess/Carly/Colton's room
Katie: *sits up*
Jess: You're blocking my dark.
Katie: What?
Jess: There's no light in here.
Katie: Then how can I be blocking your dark?
Jess: You made it darker.
Katie: ...I just heard something outside.
Jess: It's probably just Colton's stomach or my gas.
Katie: You have gas?
Jess: Hey babies press on A LOT of things.
Lound bang is heard
Katie: *grabs Jess* There it is again.
Jess: It's probably a branch.
Katie: Branches don't sound like big scary murderers.
Jess: Maybe it's a big scary murderer tree.
Katie: Or the Wubba Monster.
Jess: NO WAY.
Katie: Yes way.
Jess: You still believe in that?
Katie: Hey after what I've been through, I'll believe anything.
Jess: Maybe we should wake someone up.
Katie: Like who?
Jess: Let's get Anni. She always knows what to do.
Katie: Good idea. You go in her room and grab her.
Jess: Why can't you do it?
Katie: Because I don't want to.
Jess: We'll go together.
Katie: No.
Jess: Come on. *grabs Katie*
Speed/Anni's room
Jess: *whispers* Anni...Anni...Anni..
Katie: *hiding behing Jess*
Jess: Anni..Anni!
Speed: *sits up* What the hell is the matter with you?
Jess: *screams*
Katie: Shh.
Speed: She's sleeping.
Jess: Sorry....We just wanted to...Talk to her.
Speed: Why?
Jess: Because we thought we heard something.
Speed: *frowns* You didn't hear anything.
Jess: ...But...The Wubba Monster...
Speed: There is no such thing.
Jess: Katie was scared.
Speed: *looks at Katie*
Katie: *hides further behind Jess*
Speed: You two are grown women. Deal with it.
Jess: Can't you just come look outside for us? Just to make sure?
Speed: No. It was your imagination.
Jess: Well Katie's the one who heard it, not me.
Speed: Katie?
Katie: *blank stare*
Speed: Did you seriously hear something?
Katie: *nods*
Speed: *angry sigh*
Jess: What?
Speed: *grabs shirt* Come on.
Katie: Where are we going?
Speed: You look pathetic hiding behind Jess, so let's just go check outside really quick so I can get back to bed.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because you're letting the light in. *puts on shirt*
Katie: Ah.
Outside
Speed: *walking*
Jess: Oh this is fun.
Speed: *clicks on flashlight* There had better be a bear out here.
Jess: Why?
Speed: It'll be worth my time.
Katie: Um...Speed?
Speed: What.
Katie: Don't get us killed mkay?
Speed: *turns around* Did you just say 'mkay'?
Katie: ...Why? Is that a problem?
Speed: No.
Katie: Good.
Speed: *walking*
Jess: OH! A pinecone. I'll stay here and observe it's color and ridges. You two keep walking. *pushes Katie*
Katie: *screams*
Few feet down the path
Speed: *walking*
Katie: So how have you been?
Speed: Fine.
Katie: Good. How's Lori?
Speed: She's fine.
Katie: Nothing happen while I was gone besides hooking up with Anni?
Speed: We didn't hook up.
Katie: Oh...So what are you doing with her?
Speed: I love her.
Katie: *starts to laugh*
Speed: *looks at Katie*
Katie: You're serious...Oh...Awkward.
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: So you two are pretty serious huh.
Speed: You could say that.
Katie: You sleep with her yet?
Speed: What kind of question is that?
Katie: *punches Speed* I want to know.
Speed: It's none of your business.
Katie: *smiles* Oooh really.
Speed: Katie, drop it.
Katie: *laughs* Alright fine, don't tell me.
Speed: What's with you?
Katie: What?
Speed: You're...Happy.
Katie: I'm not allowed to be happy?
Speed: It's just...Different.
Katie: Good different or bad different?
Speed: It's good.
Katie: Thanks.
Up the path near Hummerhome
Jess: WHY ARE MY TISSUES SPARKLY!
Down the path
Katie: ...I don't think she should be allowed to stay up that late. It starts to kill brain cells.
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: Ooooh what are you smirkin' about?
Speed: I'm glad you're happy.
Katie: ...
Speed: *staring at Katie*
Katie: I'm glad I'm happy too.
Speed: Good.
Katie: *smiles* Are you happy with Anni?
Speed: Yeah, I am.
Katie: Great. You guys look good together.
Speed: Thanks.
Katie: *hugs Speed*
Speed: Oof.
Katie: *hugs tighter* I hope we can be friends.
Speed: *pats Katie's back awkwardly* Me too.
Katie: Excellent. *skips down the trail* Come on! We have a monster to look for!
Speed: *shakes head* Jess!
Jess: *runs over* I'VE BEEN SUMMONED!
Speed: Make sure Katie doesn't get lost down there.
Jess: What makes you think we both won't get lost?
Speed: ...Nevermind.
TBC...............
Hummerhome, 11 pm
Katie/Jess/Carly/Colton's room
Katie: *sits up*
Jess: You're blocking my dark.
Katie: What?
Jess: There's no light in here.
Katie: Then how can I be blocking your dark?
Jess: You made it darker.
Katie: ...I just heard something outside.
Jess: It's probably just Colton's stomach or my gas.
Katie: You have gas?
Jess: Hey babies press on A LOT of things.
Lound bang is heard
Katie: *grabs Jess* There it is again.
Jess: It's probably a branch.
Katie: Branches don't sound like big scary murderers.
Jess: Maybe it's a big scary murderer tree.
Katie: Or the Wubba Monster.
Jess: NO WAY.
Katie: Yes way.
Jess: You still believe in that?
Katie: Hey after what I've been through, I'll believe anything.
Jess: Maybe we should wake someone up.
Katie: Like who?
Jess: Let's get Anni. She always knows what to do.
Katie: Good idea. You go in her room and grab her.
Jess: Why can't you do it?
Katie: Because I don't want to.
Jess: We'll go together.
Katie: No.
Jess: Come on. *grabs Katie*
Speed/Anni's room
Jess: *whispers* Anni...Anni...Anni..
Katie: *hiding behing Jess*
Jess: Anni..Anni!
Speed: *sits up* What the hell is the matter with you?
Jess: *screams*
Katie: Shh.
Speed: She's sleeping.
Jess: Sorry....We just wanted to...Talk to her.
Speed: Why?
Jess: Because we thought we heard something.
Speed: *frowns* You didn't hear anything.
Jess: ...But...The Wubba Monster...
Speed: There is no such thing.
Jess: Katie was scared.
Speed: *looks at Katie*
Katie: *hides further behind Jess*
Speed: You two are grown women. Deal with it.
Jess: Can't you just come look outside for us? Just to make sure?
Speed: No. It was your imagination.
Jess: Well Katie's the one who heard it, not me.
Speed: Katie?
Katie: *blank stare*
Speed: Did you seriously hear something?
Katie: *nods*
Speed: *angry sigh*
Jess: What?
Speed: *grabs shirt* Come on.
Katie: Where are we going?
Speed: You look pathetic hiding behind Jess, so let's just go check outside really quick so I can get back to bed.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because you're letting the light in. *puts on shirt*
Katie: Ah.
Outside
Speed: *walking*
Jess: Oh this is fun.
Speed: *clicks on flashlight* There had better be a bear out here.
Jess: Why?
Speed: It'll be worth my time.
Katie: Um...Speed?
Speed: What.
Katie: Don't get us killed mkay?
Speed: *turns around* Did you just say 'mkay'?
Katie: ...Why? Is that a problem?
Speed: No.
Katie: Good.
Speed: *walking*
Jess: OH! A pinecone. I'll stay here and observe it's color and ridges. You two keep walking. *pushes Katie*
Katie: *screams*
Few feet down the path
Speed: *walking*
Katie: So how have you been?
Speed: Fine.
Katie: Good. How's Lori?
Speed: She's fine.
Katie: Nothing happen while I was gone besides hooking up with Anni?
Speed: We didn't hook up.
Katie: Oh...So what are you doing with her?
Speed: I love her.
Katie: *starts to laugh*
Speed: *looks at Katie*
Katie: You're serious...Oh...Awkward.
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: So you two are pretty serious huh.
Speed: You could say that.
Katie: You sleep with her yet?
Speed: What kind of question is that?
Katie: *punches Speed* I want to know.
Speed: It's none of your business.
Katie: *smiles* Oooh really.
Speed: Katie, drop it.
Katie: *laughs* Alright fine, don't tell me.
Speed: What's with you?
Katie: What?
Speed: You're...Happy.
Katie: I'm not allowed to be happy?
Speed: It's just...Different.
Katie: Good different or bad different?
Speed: It's good.
Katie: Thanks.
Up the path near Hummerhome
Jess: WHY ARE MY TISSUES SPARKLY!
Down the path
Katie: ...I don't think she should be allowed to stay up that late. It starts to kill brain cells.
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: Ooooh what are you smirkin' about?
Speed: I'm glad you're happy.
Katie: ...
Speed: *staring at Katie*
Katie: I'm glad I'm happy too.
Speed: Good.
Katie: *smiles* Are you happy with Anni?
Speed: Yeah, I am.
Katie: Great. You guys look good together.
Speed: Thanks.
Katie: *hugs Speed*
Speed: Oof.
Katie: *hugs tighter* I hope we can be friends.
Speed: *pats Katie's back awkwardly* Me too.
Katie: Excellent. *skips down the trail* Come on! We have a monster to look for!
Speed: *shakes head* Jess!
Jess: *runs over* I'VE BEEN SUMMONED!
Speed: Make sure Katie doesn't get lost down there.
Jess: What makes you think we both won't get lost?
Speed: ...Nevermind.
TBC...............
Wyoming
Head of the Graveyard Shift
HAHAHAHAHA OMG I think I busted a rib.
HAHA that was funny, and the fact that Speed didn't have a shirt on just mak- *drool*
SERIOUSLY?! Why do they make sparkly tissues? I don't get it! I mean, all of a sudden I'm reaching up and FOOSH BLINDED BY THE SPARKLES! That was a nice random spot to put that, I didn't think you'd actually put it in Gen lol.
YES! I was hoping that Speed and Katie would end up being friends, and now they have, and it was a good balance of awkwardness and then they finally turned it into friendship........makes me wonder how long that's going to last HAHA. Great update Geni, I love it!
:lol: Um do you think I'm going to have Speed cheat on Anni with Katie?
Wow that sounded like something I would do.
Choose To Listen
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Katie: Jess stop eating the pinecones. It can't be good for the kid.
Jess: These are high in fiber.
Katie: Yeah keep the gas going. That's great. No one light a match, she'll explode.
Speed: I wouldn't dream of it.
Jess: You guys are so mean. Gas is an issue with some people.
Speed: Hey Wyoming we don't need to know about your bodily functions okay?
Jess: Don't call me Wyoming.
Katie: WYOMING!
Jess: Shut up.
Speed: WYOMING!
Jess: Shut up!
Katie: WYOMING!
Jess: SHUT UP!
Speed: WYOMING!
Jess: *covering ears* AHH!
Katie: CHEYENNE!
Jess: Huh?
Katie: The...Capital of Wyoming.
Jess: That doesn't affect me.
Katie: What are you, a vampire for states?
Jess: No. I just don't respond to other names. *trips over log* AH!
Katie: Oh my God are you okay?
Jess: I'm fine.
Speed: You sure?
Jess: Oh yeah I'm great. Who put logs out here anyway?
Speed: The...Trees?
Jess: Shut up.
Katie: Okay so what were we doing out here?
Speed: I can't remember.
Jess: Oh yeah! The Wubba Monster.
Katie: *screams*
Jess: ...I didn't say he was here.
Katie: Sorry. I get skiddish.
Jess: Okay so why are we so far from the Hummerhome?
Katie: Because we decided to go this far to look for a monster that doesn't exist because we're crazy.
Jess: Oh well that explains everything.
Speed: I'm the only man here.
Jess: Oh yes you are sweet cakes.
Speed: You're getting married to Eric and I'm g....Not.
Jess: ...Yeah I know that. It would be a little weird if you were.
Speed: I know.
Jess: So what were you going to say?
Speed: Nothing.
Jess: Yeah sure. *skips ahead* COME ON! YEEHA! I'm not sure why I yelled that!
Katie: So um...What were you going to say?
Speed: Nothing.
Katie: *smiles* You're uh...You're going to ask her to marry you, aren't ya?
Speed: *looks at Katie*
Katie: Hey I don't have a problem with it. You've known her forever, and you guys are really great together.
Speed: I think she'll say no.
Katie: Why would she?
Speed: She doesn't think she's good enough for anyone.
Katie: Why would she say that?
Speed: She doesn't want to commit.
Katie: Well that should be perfect for you. You can't commit to anything unless it has the words 'A crime' after it.
Speed: Funny.
Katie: Speed, she'll say yes.
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: What?
Speed: You're giving me marriage advice.
Katie: Well I know what it's like to live with you. *punches Speed, walks away*
Speed: What's that supposed to mean!
Down the path
Jess: Hey guys!
Katie: Yeah? *runs over*
Jess: I see flashlights up there.
Katie: Where?
Jess: Um where the flashlights are.
Katie: Speed get over here.
Speed: What is it?
Katie: Jess sees flashlights. I don't but I'm going go assume they're not aliens.
Jess: *sings X-files music*
Katie: Yeah cut the whole 'the truth is out there' thing and let's find out what's out there.
Jess: The Wubba Monster.
Katie: We really need to think up a new monster. It's starting to sound like a real creature.
Jess: Someday I'll tell my kids about the journey into the bowels of the earth to find The Wubba Monster.
Katie: Okay I understand you have gas, but don't name the condition Wubba.
Jess: *frowns*
Speed: Hey I see the lights.
Jess: HA. I was right. You all suck.
Katie: Where are they coming from?
Jess: Mars.
Katie: ...
Speed: ...
Jess: Oh we aren't going with that theory anymore?
Speed: No.
Jess: My bad.
Delko: Hey.
Everyone: *screams*
Delko: What?
Jess: GOD ERIC DON'T DO THAT! *slaps Delko*
Delko: Hey Speed screamed.
Speed: What are you doing here?
Delko: I smelled something gross so I had to follow the smell.
Katie: That was Jess.
Jess: It was not.
Delko: No it smelled like burned beans.
Katie: Again, Jess.
Jess: *slaps Katie*
Speed: Hey I smell it too.
Jess: OKAY I KNOW I HAVE ISSUES BUT LET'S NOT MAKE A BIG FRECKIN' SPECTACLE ABOUT IT!
Speed: No it's coming from down there where the lights were.
Delko: Oh what lights?
Jess: Aliens.
Delko: *screams*
Katie: Eric, hush. Do you want to be probed?
Delko: My friend Bobby was abucted by aliens once. He said the prope just tingles a bit.
Katie: ...
Jess: ...
Speed: ...
Delko: Okay I don't have a friend Bobby. It was me.
Jess: ...
Katie: ...
Speed: ...
Delko: And...I fell on a cattle prod at my uncle's farm.
Speed: Can we focus please?
Jess: Man it's like ET. *gasp* I DON'T WANT TO SEE ET'S HEART GLOWING AND BEATING!
Katie: *screams*
Jess: *hugs Katie* IT'S SO SCARY!
Katie: If I see anything red, I'm going to cry.
Speed: What is that smell?
Jess: HEY I'M VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT MY BODY!
Delko: It's kind of like someone was cooking.
Speed: Yeah. *walks ahead*
Delko: *follows*
Katie: Are you guys insane? We can't go in there.
Delko: Why not?
Katie: I don't want to be probed!
Jess: Me neither!
Speed: No one's going to be probed. *frowns*
Delko: What?
Speed: I never thought I'd ever say that in my life.
Delko: Welcome to the latest road trip my friend.
Speed: I should have known.
Katie: Okay I know what we need in order to beat up the aliens. Mustard, and lots of it.
Delko: Oh yeah. I read somewhere that aliens are allergic to mustard.
Speed: Where did you read that? A cereal box from Russia?
Delko: Yeah, how did you know?
Speed: *blank stare*
Katie: Okay so I'll run back to the Hummerhome and grab some mustard. You guys make sure the aliens don't get away.
Jess: What about me?
Katie: Make some non-threatening sounds and make it known that we're humans and we mean no harm. *runs off*
Jess: Okay...*belches*
Speed: What was that?
Jess: I was making it known that we're human.
TBC...............
Wow that sounded like something I would do.
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Katie: Jess stop eating the pinecones. It can't be good for the kid.
Jess: These are high in fiber.
Katie: Yeah keep the gas going. That's great. No one light a match, she'll explode.
Speed: I wouldn't dream of it.
Jess: You guys are so mean. Gas is an issue with some people.
Speed: Hey Wyoming we don't need to know about your bodily functions okay?
Jess: Don't call me Wyoming.
Katie: WYOMING!
Jess: Shut up.
Speed: WYOMING!
Jess: Shut up!
Katie: WYOMING!
Jess: SHUT UP!
Speed: WYOMING!
Jess: *covering ears* AHH!
Katie: CHEYENNE!
Jess: Huh?
Katie: The...Capital of Wyoming.
Jess: That doesn't affect me.
Katie: What are you, a vampire for states?
Jess: No. I just don't respond to other names. *trips over log* AH!
Katie: Oh my God are you okay?
Jess: I'm fine.
Speed: You sure?
Jess: Oh yeah I'm great. Who put logs out here anyway?
Speed: The...Trees?
Jess: Shut up.
Katie: Okay so what were we doing out here?
Speed: I can't remember.
Jess: Oh yeah! The Wubba Monster.
Katie: *screams*
Jess: ...I didn't say he was here.
Katie: Sorry. I get skiddish.
Jess: Okay so why are we so far from the Hummerhome?
Katie: Because we decided to go this far to look for a monster that doesn't exist because we're crazy.
Jess: Oh well that explains everything.
Speed: I'm the only man here.
Jess: Oh yes you are sweet cakes.
Speed: You're getting married to Eric and I'm g....Not.
Jess: ...Yeah I know that. It would be a little weird if you were.
Speed: I know.
Jess: So what were you going to say?
Speed: Nothing.
Jess: Yeah sure. *skips ahead* COME ON! YEEHA! I'm not sure why I yelled that!
Katie: So um...What were you going to say?
Speed: Nothing.
Katie: *smiles* You're uh...You're going to ask her to marry you, aren't ya?
Speed: *looks at Katie*
Katie: Hey I don't have a problem with it. You've known her forever, and you guys are really great together.
Speed: I think she'll say no.
Katie: Why would she?
Speed: She doesn't think she's good enough for anyone.
Katie: Why would she say that?
Speed: She doesn't want to commit.
Katie: Well that should be perfect for you. You can't commit to anything unless it has the words 'A crime' after it.
Speed: Funny.
Katie: Speed, she'll say yes.
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: What?
Speed: You're giving me marriage advice.
Katie: Well I know what it's like to live with you. *punches Speed, walks away*
Speed: What's that supposed to mean!
Down the path
Jess: Hey guys!
Katie: Yeah? *runs over*
Jess: I see flashlights up there.
Katie: Where?
Jess: Um where the flashlights are.
Katie: Speed get over here.
Speed: What is it?
Katie: Jess sees flashlights. I don't but I'm going go assume they're not aliens.
Jess: *sings X-files music*
Katie: Yeah cut the whole 'the truth is out there' thing and let's find out what's out there.
Jess: The Wubba Monster.
Katie: We really need to think up a new monster. It's starting to sound like a real creature.
Jess: Someday I'll tell my kids about the journey into the bowels of the earth to find The Wubba Monster.
Katie: Okay I understand you have gas, but don't name the condition Wubba.
Jess: *frowns*
Speed: Hey I see the lights.
Jess: HA. I was right. You all suck.
Katie: Where are they coming from?
Jess: Mars.
Katie: ...
Speed: ...
Jess: Oh we aren't going with that theory anymore?
Speed: No.
Jess: My bad.
Delko: Hey.
Everyone: *screams*
Delko: What?
Jess: GOD ERIC DON'T DO THAT! *slaps Delko*
Delko: Hey Speed screamed.
Speed: What are you doing here?
Delko: I smelled something gross so I had to follow the smell.
Katie: That was Jess.
Jess: It was not.
Delko: No it smelled like burned beans.
Katie: Again, Jess.
Jess: *slaps Katie*
Speed: Hey I smell it too.
Jess: OKAY I KNOW I HAVE ISSUES BUT LET'S NOT MAKE A BIG FRECKIN' SPECTACLE ABOUT IT!
Speed: No it's coming from down there where the lights were.
Delko: Oh what lights?
Jess: Aliens.
Delko: *screams*
Katie: Eric, hush. Do you want to be probed?
Delko: My friend Bobby was abucted by aliens once. He said the prope just tingles a bit.
Katie: ...
Jess: ...
Speed: ...
Delko: Okay I don't have a friend Bobby. It was me.
Jess: ...
Katie: ...
Speed: ...
Delko: And...I fell on a cattle prod at my uncle's farm.
Speed: Can we focus please?
Jess: Man it's like ET. *gasp* I DON'T WANT TO SEE ET'S HEART GLOWING AND BEATING!
Katie: *screams*
Jess: *hugs Katie* IT'S SO SCARY!
Katie: If I see anything red, I'm going to cry.
Speed: What is that smell?
Jess: HEY I'M VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT MY BODY!
Delko: It's kind of like someone was cooking.
Speed: Yeah. *walks ahead*
Delko: *follows*
Katie: Are you guys insane? We can't go in there.
Delko: Why not?
Katie: I don't want to be probed!
Jess: Me neither!
Speed: No one's going to be probed. *frowns*
Delko: What?
Speed: I never thought I'd ever say that in my life.
Delko: Welcome to the latest road trip my friend.
Speed: I should have known.
Katie: Okay I know what we need in order to beat up the aliens. Mustard, and lots of it.
Delko: Oh yeah. I read somewhere that aliens are allergic to mustard.
Speed: Where did you read that? A cereal box from Russia?
Delko: Yeah, how did you know?
Speed: *blank stare*
Katie: Okay so I'll run back to the Hummerhome and grab some mustard. You guys make sure the aliens don't get away.
Jess: What about me?
Katie: Make some non-threatening sounds and make it known that we're humans and we mean no harm. *runs off*
Jess: Okay...*belches*
Speed: What was that?
Jess: I was making it known that we're human.
TBC...............
Wyoming
Head of the Graveyard Shift
AWWWWWW He called me Wyoming! I love that but shhhhhhhhhhhh I only secretly love it, I'm supposed to be hating it lol.
*sings* 'Cause I'm a redneck woman..I ain't no high class broad, I'm just a product of the...something and I say hey y'all and yehaw! [/singing] That line just made me think of that lol.
Hahaha I loved the part where Katie was telling Delko tha the smelled me, okay, when I said that it was gas, that doesn't mean that it smells, GOD I'm being very unlike a woman today lol
And I honestly hope he never has to say it again lol. No one wants to be probed, it's just not fun lol, even though it apparently only tingles for a bit.........O_O
HAHAHAHA Okay, I busted a rib with that one, even though I can't burp in RL, that was HALARIOUS. letting them know we're human oh dear Lord that was priceless. Great update, can't wait for moreee!
:lol: Jess don't worry, you're very womanly.
Yay! I made someone wheeze. I've met my quota.
Confused, Not A Clue
Forest, 11:30 pm
Katie: *runs back with mustard* Okay everyone, stick these in your gun magazines.
Speed: Are those...Mustard bullets?
Katie: Yeah I made 'em real quick.
Speed: How?
Katie: Duh I'm ressourceful when it comes to kicking cosmic butt. Okay here you go everyone. *hands out bullets*
Jess: What if we miss? They'll know where we are.
Katie: Are you kidding me? Mustard going at 200 feet per second isn't going to send them looking for us. It's going to paralyze them and make them smell like McDonalds.
Jess: Oh...Well that's better.
Katie: Exactly. Okay everyone, lock and load.
Speed: I think you belong back in prison. You're homicidal.
Katie: *smiles* That's really funny.
Delko: I don't want my gun to smell like McDonalds.
Katie: It could smell like a dead Delko.
Delko: Let's shoot the aliens!
Jess: *making indian noises*
Speed: Jess! JESS!
Jess: Yeah?
Speed: Knock it off.
Middle of field
Missy: Did you just hear some indians?
JC: It was probably a loon.
Missy: It was indians.
JC: It was not. Stop being paranoid.
Missy: You said we were going to Oregon.
JC: I said we were going to Iowa. Where did you get Oregon from?
Missy: Well we're not in Iowa, are we?
JC: You had the map.
Missy: You were driving.
JC: You were dropping IKEA furniture all over the highway.
Missy: I was providing the hitch hikers a place to stay.
JC: Yeah because when I hitch hike I want to sit on a piece of mirror and wait for the traffic. I'll blind the truck drivers.
Missy: You want to get picked up by truck drivers?
JC: N-
Delko, Katie, Jess, Speed, run out in slow-mo shooting mustard pellets everywhere
Missy: *screams*
JC: *screams*
Katie: DIE WUBBA!
Jess: I DON'T HAVE GAS!
Delko: THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
Speed: MY GUN WORKS!
JC: OW! OW! OW! I'M NOT AN ALIEN YOU IDIOTS!
Missy: Could have fooled me.
Delko: Hey it's Missy and JC.
Katie: Wow you guys haven't aged well.
JC: It's been three months!
Speed: Was it you guys that were banging on the Hummerhome?
JC: Missy was seeing how far she could throw pine cones.
Jess: Yeah I found some on the way down here. They were like bread crumbs only minus the bread and the fact that they weren't crumbs.
Missy: We didn't know you guys were out here.
Katie: Well we didn't know you guys were either.
JC: Man our road trip was going so well until you pelted us with mustard.
Missy: Yeah geez what did you put in those, bricks?
Speed: ...Mustard.
Missy: Oh.
Speed: Let's head back.
JC: Even us?
Speed: All of us.
JC: Ah man. Can't we stay out a little longer?
Speed: No.
JC: Nuts.
Jess: Pinecones.
Delko: Squirrels.
Katie: INDIANS!
Hummerhome, 12 am
Anni/Speed's room
Speed: *lays down*
Anni: *rolls over* Hey, where were you?
Speed: Outside.
Anni: Why?
Speed: They thought they heard a monster. It's like taking care of children.
Anni: *smiles* Well you're good at that, right?
Speed: I suppose.
Anni: I've been thinking about us.
Speed: I thought you-
Anni: Well I was awake when you left. By the way it was sweet not to wake me up.
Speed: You're welcome.
Anni: *grabs Speed's hand* I think we might have a pretty long future.
Speed: Really.
Anni: Yeah.
Speed: Well that's good I guess.
Anni: You guess?
Speed: ...Do you want to get married?
Anni: ...To you?
Speed: No to Eric. I was just asking so I could go tell him later.
Anni: *laughs*
Speed: So what's your answer?
Anni: Oh you're actually asking me?
Speed: Yeah, I guess I am.
Anni: You want to marry me.
Speed: Are we not on the same page?
Anni: I just didn't realize we were...That serious.
Speed: *sits up* Okay hold on. We're not on the same page.
Anni: *sits up* I just think we need to...Think about this.
Speed: Why?
Anni: Because it's a pretty big leap.
Speed: We've known each other for years.
Anni: Yeah but we've only been together for a few months. It's like knowing someone for years as a friend and then suddenly saying "Hey let's get married."
Speed: ...Actually I think that's what's happening here.
Anni: I know but I tend to ramble and not make sense in these situations.
Speed: How many times have you been in this situation?
Anni: Never.
Speed: So you're panicking and you don't know why.
Anni: I just...Well I mean...Do you have a ring or something?
Speed: Yeah.
Anni: *laughs* Ha. Well uh...You sure planned ahead didn't you?
Speed: You could say that.
Anni: *hyperventilating*
Speed: Are you okay?
Anni: We're not going to have like...Kids, are we?
Speed: Alright now who's thinking ahead?
Anni: I'm going to have to wear a ring aren't I? It's going to be like I'm tied down by an anchor and then once I get into the bathub I'll drown!
Speed: Okay so you're not okay, are you.
Anni: *nervous smile* I'm perfectly fine. I mean, the man I've been after for this many years wants to marry me. I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!
Speed: So why are you freaking out?
Anni: I DON'T KNOW!
Speed: If you don't want to get married, that's fine.
Anni: *laughs* There's that word again. *pulls on necklace* Man is it getting to be a scorcher in here, or is that just me?
Speed: Sweetheart, calm down.
Anni: I'm trying.
Speed: I don't want to push you into anything. You can take all the time you need to think about it.
Anni: I can't just leave you hanging. What if it takes me ten years to decide?
Speed: Then I'll be waiting for ten years.
Anni: You'd really wait that long to find out my answer?
Speed: I'd wait a hundred years.
Anni: *smirks*
Speed: We can talk about it later if you want.
Anni: *smiling* No. We don't need to. I'll marry you, cowboy.
Speed: *smirks*
Anni: *claps* Okay where's my pretty jewelery?
Speed: *reaches into drawer*
Anni: Oh cool you hid it in plain sight. I never think to look there.
Speed: *hands over ring*
Anni: *screams*
Speed: Ah, what?
Anni: It's so SHINEY!
Speed: *laughs*
Anni: *kisses Speed*
TBC..............
Behind The Smile
Hummerhome, next morning
Carly: Thanks for leaving me with Colton all night guys.
Jess: We didn't leave you with him all night. We came back.
Colton: We are we talking about me like I'm not here?
Carly: Oh...Sorry.
Colton: And what is so bad about me?
Carly: Nothing.
Colton: Well I'm sorry if you didn't want to spend an hour with me alone.
Carly: You snore louder than a fog horn.
Colton: That was you!
Carly: No it wasn't, I wasn't asleep.
Delko: *clears throat*
Colton: IT WAS HIM!
Delko: What? Me? No way.
Speed: *wraps arm around Anni* You know, Eric, you should buy some snore strips.
Delko: What for?
Speed: So you don't keep everyone up.
Delko: I don't keep anyone up.
Speed: Show of hands, people.
Everyone: *raises their hand*
Delko: ...You all suck.
Carly: OH MY GOD ANNI! IS THAT RING?
Anni: *smiles*
Carly: *attacks Anni* YAY!
Anni: *hugging Carly* You know, I can't breathe with this much pressure on my lungs.
Carly: Oh, sorry. *lets go*
Jess: Man I'm jelous.
Delko: You're getting married to me.
Jess: OH YEAH. *hugs Eric*
Delko: Man I never get a kiss.
Jess: Sure you do. *kisses Eric*
Delko: *wide-eyed*
Katie: Wow that's a nice lookin' ring!
Anni: *nervous smile*
Katie: *smiling* I'm so happy for you!
Anni: YAY! SHE'S NOT MAD!
Horatio: Okay people, let's settle.
Katie: So are we going to Australia now?
Horatio: We should be heading there now. We just have to meet up with the Hummercraft.
Katie: Oh because those bring back such GREAT memories.
Colton: I don't want to go to Australia.
Carly: I DO! BECAUSE THEN YOU GUYS WILL HAVE THE ACCENTS! *cackles*
Everyone: *blank stare*
Carly: Well...It's true. *shuffles feet*
Delko: We're not going to have to sleep right in the middle of the Outback are we?
Carly: Eric, you'd have to be a moron to even CALL it the Outback.
Delko: Oh...What do you Aussies call it.
Carly: Outside.
Delko: ...Oh. *smiles* Cool just like us Americans.
Carly: ...Wow you're dense.
Megan: Why didn't I get to sleep in the same room as everyone else? I feel forgotten.
Horatio: I thought you wanted your own room.
Megan: I did but...I missed all the action.
Carly: So put your ear up to the wall like everyone else.
Katie: One thing you have to remember about being one of us, is we're like a giant dysfunctional family. We love each other, but we'll spy, cheat, hurt, and even spit.
Megan: ...Has anyone here gotten spat on?
Horatio: I have! But it wasn't by anyone here and that was a nice suit too.
Speed: You should have spat back at him.
Horatio: That wouldn't be very Godly.
Speed: You're not God.
Horatio: I could be someday.
Calleigh: I don't think that's the kind of promotion people can strive for.
Horatio: I'm not people. I'm Horatio Caine.
Calleigh: Did you have this ego when you were little?
Horatio: I've never been little. I was always this age.
Calleigh: *nods*
Colton: If I could stay one age, I'd be this age forever. I'm young, smart, and soft on the eyes.
Jess: *bursts out laughing*
Colton: What?
Jess: You keep thinkin' that soldier.
Colton: What!
Jess: Eric, this kid is messing with my emotions. It had better be one damn good kid.
Delko: I'm sure our baby will be just fine.
Jess: AWW!
Delko: What?
Jess: You said our baby! *squee*
Delko: Uh...Who else's would it be?
Jess: I've kind of been thinking it was all POOF there it is.
Delko: Are you going to leave me out of everything?
Jess: ...No. Hey what do you want to name the kid?
Delko: Oh I don't know.
Colton: SHAKA KAHN!
Katie: MOUNT SPLASHMORE!
Missy: KALUAH!
JC: BIG N' RICH!
Megan: DR. PHIL!
Carly: OPRAH!
Jess: ...What are these, bad porn names? I will not name my child Mount Splashmore.
Delko: I've heard the name Oprah before somewhere...
Jess: ...The TV?
Delko: *rubs chin* No...OH was Oprah that little girl who had no parents so she danced around and sang?
Carly: Eric, that was the little ORPHAN Annie.
Delko: I could have sworn her name was Oprah. Or OH! Maybe it was that woman who wore those bull horns and stood in the middle of a stage with her mouth gaping open.
Jess: I think that's opera, but you're close.
Carly: So do you think you'll have a boy or a girl?
Delko: BOTH!
Jess: You can't have both.
Delko: You can't?
Jess: Dude what kind of twisted children are you planning on having?
Delko: Twins?
Jess: I don't think so.
Carly: Aw I can imagine a little tyke running around smiling, and wearing trousers and a little ball cap...*sigh*
Megan: Or OH! A little girl in tiny pigtails skipping around with her little stuffed pony in one hand and a cookie in the other...*sigh*
Speed: *smirks*
Anni: *frowns* What are you smirking about?
Speed: ...Nothing.
Anni: Okay.
Jess: Aww! And maybe the little girl or boy will be sitting at the table with a little book open learning to read and write, and there will be this cute little look of concentration on their face.
Delko: And then they'll ask me for help.
Jess: Or me.
Delko: Me.
Jess: No, me.
Delko: It'll be me.
Jess: It will not. The bun's cookin' in MY OVEN so the kid will naturally look to me for answers.
Delko: Uh, I don't think so.
Jess: And then the kid will cry when she or he spills the milk, and you'll wipe the little hands while I wipe the little shirt, and the big shiney eyes will be lookin' at us, and we'll be a role model.
Delko: Finally. I can't wait for my child to look at me and not think I'm stupid.
Jess: *laughs* And and and when the kid gets sick, we'll stay at their bedside waiting for him or her to fall asleep, and there will be the most gentle little angelic face on the Earth.
Speed: *clears throat*
Everyone: *looks at Speed*
Speed: I got uh...*clears throat* Something stuck in there.
Katie: And it's makin' your eyes water too?
Speed: Mhm. *wipes eyes*
Anni: *lifts brow*
Speed: DON'T LOOK AT ME!
Delko: Hee, I know why Speed's crying.
Speed: I'M NOT CRYING! SHUT UP!
Calleigh: Aw, that's so sweet.
Speed: *frowns* I hate you all.
Delko: Well we hate you too.
Speed: Thanks, it's comforting to know that.
TBC..............
A Deeper Side Of Me
Hummerhome 11 am
Delko: Who else is bored?
Jess: Me.
Katie: Hey it's better than prison.
Megan: Do we have any board games?
Delko: MONOPOLY!
Everyone: NO!
Delko: ...Scrabble?
Carly: Fine but if you make up another word, you're disqualified from the game.
Delko: Deal.
Half hour later
Delko: *puts down tiles* AHA!
Carly: ...Car.
Delko: Yeah, and it's a real word too. IN YOUR FACE.
Carly: It's a three letter word. That's all you can come up with?
Delko: Hey this game wasn't invented for Einstiens.
Carly: You have three points.
Delko: YES! *rubs hands together* I'm moving up in the world!
JC: Okay Speed, your turn.
Speed: *puts down tiles*
Missy: ...Soother?
Speed: It fits.
Missy: Wow, triple word score. 28 points.
Anni: Wow we rock.
Speed: I know.
Katie: *puts down tiles*
Delko: You know what would be fun? If we tried to spell out what people were thinking.
Carly: Yeah they have that game. It's called a Ouija board.
Delko: I thought that was for ghosts.
Carly: ...Eric, that's what I meant.
Delko: Oh. Well ghosts aren't people.
Carly: Yeah whatever you say.
Delko: *looks up at ceiling, whispers* I'm sorry to all the ghosts. I didn't mean it and Carly stole your christmas cookies last year.
Jess: *slaps Delko* Santa isn't a ghost.
Delko: Then how can he make it EVERYWHERE at once on Christmas Eve?
Jess: Simple. He's Superman.
Delko: Superman's a ghost?
Anni: Tim...
Speed: What?
Anni: ...Bottle. You spelled bottle.
Speed: So?
Anni: WE ARE GETTING SO MANY POINTS!
Carly: Okay Calleigh, your turn.
Calleigh: *puts down tiles*
Colton: Why is Carly the designated leader of this game?
Carly: Think of me as a mediator. I make sure no one MAKES UP WORDS! *glares at Delko*
Delko: I didn't make anything up!
JC: *puts down tiles*
Carly: Last time you made up a word, you had us scared for all these years over a monster that doesn't exist.
Delko: It does so exist. In our minds and our hearts.
Carly: Just like Santa?
Delko: *gasp* TAKE THAT BACK!
Carly: Not until you admit that the Wubba Monster isn't real.
Delko: I can't.
Carly: Why?
Delko: I was on google last night.
Carly: So?
Delko: *hands over paper*
Carly: What is this?
Delko: Well miss mediator, this is my evidence that the Wubba Monster is real.
Carly: *reads paper* Wubba Wubba Wubba is the chorus of a sing-along "The Monster in the Mirror" written by Christopher Cerf and Norman Stiles in 1989 for the children's television series Sesame Street. In 1991, the song was revamped to a longer version featuring celebrities singing along with Grover including a cameo appearance by The Simpsons.
Everyone: *blank stare*
Delko: Keep reading.
Carly: *reads* The song goes "Saw a monster in the mirror
when I woke up today, a monster in my mirror but I did not run away. I did not shed a tear or hide beneath my bed, though the monster looked at me and this is what he said"
Delko: Allow me. *clears throat* "Wubba wubba wubba wubba
Woo woo woo, Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly-do. He sang wubba wubba wubba so I sang it too. Do not wubba me or I will wubba you! Do not wubba me or I will wubba you!"
Carly: *reading* ...And I sang along. Yes, wubba wubba wubba
Is a monster song.
Everyone: *blank stare*
Delko: I came prepared this time.
Carly: Where did you find this?
Delko: I told you, the internet.
Carly: *throws paper at Eric* HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!
Delko: I bet you'll think twice before you say the Wubba Monster isn't real.
Speed: *puts down tiles*
Anni: Crib....Okay Tim I think you're having some issues here.
Speed: What? That's the only word I could find.
Anni: Soother, bottle, crib? Those are the only words you can come up with.
Speed: *stares at Anni*
Anni: Okay I understand your parental instincts just went into overdrive here, but...Could you put a little less pressure on me and stop with the voodoo subconscious tiles?
Speed: Sure.
Anni: Thank you.
Delko: So anything else you want to challenge while you're here?
Katie: OH! I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA! The Wubba song can be our theme song!
Jess: YEAH!
Horatio: No. We're not in Sesame Street.
Megan: Yes we are. Eric's 'Big Bird', Missy and JC are 'Burt and Ernie', Anni is 'Grover', and Speed is 'Snuffy'.
Speed: Hey why am I Snuffy?
Megan: Fine you can be Oscar the Grouch.
Speed: Better. But I'm not green and I refuse to sleep in a garbage can.
Missy: And I'm not gay.
Horatio: Alright people, no one said anyone was gay, and let's not start comparing ourselves to muppets.
TBC..................
Wikipedia-Wubba info
Wubba Song
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Sounding So Sweet
Hummerhome 12pm
Delko: HA!
Carly: ...How did he win?
Calleigh: He won?
Delko: Wead 'em and reep ladies and Coltons.
Calleigh: ...It's read 'em and weep Eric.
Delko: My dyslexia hasn't held me back this far! I won Scrabble!
Colton: How many Coltons are in here?
Speed: *singing softly while looking at tiles* Twinkle twinkle little star, how I w-...
Everyone: *staring at Speed*
Speed: *coughs* WOW *coughs* I had a diddy stuck in my throat. *coughs, pounds on chest*
Katie: Did I get thrown into an alternate reality?
Colton: Yeah one where there are more than one Colton but they're nowhere to be seen.
Delko: What's first prize?
Carly: A kick in the butt.
Delko: A cake? AW CARLY YOU'RE SO SWEET! Get crackalacking.
Carly: I am not making you a cake.
Delko: That's the mediator's job.
Carly: The mediator's job is not to make the winner cake. It's to make sure you don't screw around and eat the tiles and spell fake words.
Delko: I didn't eat one. See? *opens mouth*
Carly: Someone get Eric's mouth away from me.
Jess: Okay.
Delko: *looks at Jess*
Jess: *cough* Hey Speed? *cough* You gave me your disease of coughs *cough*
Megan: Did someone inject everybody with...Poison or something? You guys aren't acting normal.
Calleigh: Actually this is us normal. At the lab you only see half of it.
Megan: Oh. Well it's a good thought to know that the people who put the evil gunmen and terrorists away for life with quirky one-liners and a professionalism that can't be beat are actually a bunch of wubba loving, children's song singing, cake baking, Hummerhome driving three year olds in the bodies of hot young CSIs.
Calleigh: Yeah that's about right.
Delko: I'd say so.
Speed: In my defense, I've never actually sang a children's song before.
Horatio: What's bad about driving a Hummerhome?
Carly: I don't bake cakes!
Jess: Okay just so we're clear, which one of us was the Wubba lover?
Katie: Do you think humidity affects the brain? Because I spent a lot of time in Miami and I never became this stupid.
Jess: Are you calling us stupid?
Colton: I'm not stupid. GO PRISON FOLK!
Katie/Colton high-five
Jess: Seriously, I'm not stupid, I'm pregnant.
Katie: That's not an excuse.
Delko: YOU'RE PREGNANT?! WHEN! WITH WHO!
Carly: It's whom.
Delko: Shut up.
Jess: Eric, did you already forget? We're kind of in this together.
Delko: Oh I remembered. I was just testing you.
Jess: Maybe you should be the one getting tested. Mentally.
Delko: Hey I thought you loved me.
Jess: I do love you. *hugs Delko*
Delko: Aw, I feel loved.
Jess: That's because I love you.
Speed: Stop saying love.
Jess: LOVE!
Katie: LOVE!
Carly: LURRVE!
Speed: When did those 'R's get added anyway? Is that like some kind of growl?
Carly: Hey man if I wanted to growl, I'd growl. So when are we getting to Australia?
Horatio: Soon.
Carly: Awesome. I haven't gone to bed at 8 in the morning for the longest time.
Delko: Wait, you guys go to bed at 8 in the morning? How long do you stay up?
Carly: Time difference.
Delko: Oh. So when it's 8 am, you guys say it's time for bed. OH MY GOD CARLY'S A VAMPIRE! *crosses fingers* STAY AWAY OR I'LL START SPEAKING LATIN AND EXCERCISE THE PILATES OUT OF YOU!
Carly: I think you're a little confused.
Delko: Yoga?
Carly: I'm not a vampire. Australia is on the other side of the world.
Delko: You know, considering the Earth is a giant sphere, there ARE no sides to the world. OH MY GOD THE EARTH HAS NO CORNERS! *rocks back and forth*
Carly: ...Okay. Australia is on another...Part of the sphere.
Delko: Oh. Good. Which part?
Carly: The...South part.
Delko: So if you're on the south part of the Earth, isn't the north part right near the south part because it's a giant circle? So really Australia is so far south, that it's north.
Carly: *blinks*
Delko: If all the Australians in the world blinked at the same time, would it make a noise?
Carly: No because when you're listening for the noise, we're all asleep so we're not blinking.
Delko: I....Wait.
Carly: Case closed.
Delko: *rubs head* Wait I didn't understand.
Carly: Too late Eric.
Speed: *smiles* You know what our apartment needs?
Anni: ...Is it a baby?
Speed: Some paint. Bright blue and pink.
Anni: So...Cotton candy. That's all you had to say. Cotton candy paint.
Speed: We can re-decorate the guest room.
Anni: Um slow down. I don't want to re-decorate anything.
Speed: Okay.
Anni: ...Okay?
Speed: Mhm.
Delko: So Carly do the kangaroos bite?
Carly: I don't know, I've never actually seen one up close and if I was that close to one, I'm not going to stick around and find out if they bite. For all I know, they probably spit and hiss too.
Delko: Well they aren't camels.
Carly: ...I know that Eric.
Megan: Okay do the random conversations just explode when y'all aren't in the lab? Because this is freaky.
Colton: I have two Os in my name.
JC: I have two letters in my name. Well, it's not really my name but it's short and simple and that's the way I likes it.
Megan: ...So point proven then.
Speed: I feel like knitting.
Anni: *looks at Speed* Are ya kiddin' me?
Speed: What?
Anni: I don't even knit. I don't think anyone in Miami under the age of 85 knits.
Colton: I knit.
Anni: Not helping.
Colton: Sorry. I always jump into conversations at the wrong times.
Speed: You know what I need?
Anni: Some lipstick and a bonnet?
Speed: *laughs* No.
Anni: Okay where is my fiancé?
Speed: You know, you look absolutely breathtaking today.
Anni: KATIE DO SOMETHING!
Katie: AFRICA!
Speed: BITE ME!
Katie: Problem solved.
Anni: Hey Tim, you okay now?
Speed: *blinks* Was I posessed by some kind of...Demon or something?
Anni: I think it's best not to dwell on it. Now repeat three things a man would say.
Speed: Beer, motor oil, boobs.
Anni: Better.
TBC...................
Yay! I made someone wheeze. I've met my quota.
Confused, Not A Clue
Forest, 11:30 pm
Katie: *runs back with mustard* Okay everyone, stick these in your gun magazines.
Speed: Are those...Mustard bullets?
Katie: Yeah I made 'em real quick.
Speed: How?
Katie: Duh I'm ressourceful when it comes to kicking cosmic butt. Okay here you go everyone. *hands out bullets*
Jess: What if we miss? They'll know where we are.
Katie: Are you kidding me? Mustard going at 200 feet per second isn't going to send them looking for us. It's going to paralyze them and make them smell like McDonalds.
Jess: Oh...Well that's better.
Katie: Exactly. Okay everyone, lock and load.
Speed: I think you belong back in prison. You're homicidal.
Katie: *smiles* That's really funny.
Delko: I don't want my gun to smell like McDonalds.
Katie: It could smell like a dead Delko.
Delko: Let's shoot the aliens!
Jess: *making indian noises*
Speed: Jess! JESS!
Jess: Yeah?
Speed: Knock it off.
Middle of field
Missy: Did you just hear some indians?
JC: It was probably a loon.
Missy: It was indians.
JC: It was not. Stop being paranoid.
Missy: You said we were going to Oregon.
JC: I said we were going to Iowa. Where did you get Oregon from?
Missy: Well we're not in Iowa, are we?
JC: You had the map.
Missy: You were driving.
JC: You were dropping IKEA furniture all over the highway.
Missy: I was providing the hitch hikers a place to stay.
JC: Yeah because when I hitch hike I want to sit on a piece of mirror and wait for the traffic. I'll blind the truck drivers.
Missy: You want to get picked up by truck drivers?
JC: N-
Delko, Katie, Jess, Speed, run out in slow-mo shooting mustard pellets everywhere
Missy: *screams*
JC: *screams*
Katie: DIE WUBBA!
Jess: I DON'T HAVE GAS!
Delko: THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
Speed: MY GUN WORKS!
JC: OW! OW! OW! I'M NOT AN ALIEN YOU IDIOTS!
Missy: Could have fooled me.
Delko: Hey it's Missy and JC.
Katie: Wow you guys haven't aged well.
JC: It's been three months!
Speed: Was it you guys that were banging on the Hummerhome?
JC: Missy was seeing how far she could throw pine cones.
Jess: Yeah I found some on the way down here. They were like bread crumbs only minus the bread and the fact that they weren't crumbs.
Missy: We didn't know you guys were out here.
Katie: Well we didn't know you guys were either.
JC: Man our road trip was going so well until you pelted us with mustard.
Missy: Yeah geez what did you put in those, bricks?
Speed: ...Mustard.
Missy: Oh.
Speed: Let's head back.
JC: Even us?
Speed: All of us.
JC: Ah man. Can't we stay out a little longer?
Speed: No.
JC: Nuts.
Jess: Pinecones.
Delko: Squirrels.
Katie: INDIANS!
Hummerhome, 12 am
Anni/Speed's room
Speed: *lays down*
Anni: *rolls over* Hey, where were you?
Speed: Outside.
Anni: Why?
Speed: They thought they heard a monster. It's like taking care of children.
Anni: *smiles* Well you're good at that, right?
Speed: I suppose.
Anni: I've been thinking about us.
Speed: I thought you-
Anni: Well I was awake when you left. By the way it was sweet not to wake me up.
Speed: You're welcome.
Anni: *grabs Speed's hand* I think we might have a pretty long future.
Speed: Really.
Anni: Yeah.
Speed: Well that's good I guess.
Anni: You guess?
Speed: ...Do you want to get married?
Anni: ...To you?
Speed: No to Eric. I was just asking so I could go tell him later.
Anni: *laughs*
Speed: So what's your answer?
Anni: Oh you're actually asking me?
Speed: Yeah, I guess I am.
Anni: You want to marry me.
Speed: Are we not on the same page?
Anni: I just didn't realize we were...That serious.
Speed: *sits up* Okay hold on. We're not on the same page.
Anni: *sits up* I just think we need to...Think about this.
Speed: Why?
Anni: Because it's a pretty big leap.
Speed: We've known each other for years.
Anni: Yeah but we've only been together for a few months. It's like knowing someone for years as a friend and then suddenly saying "Hey let's get married."
Speed: ...Actually I think that's what's happening here.
Anni: I know but I tend to ramble and not make sense in these situations.
Speed: How many times have you been in this situation?
Anni: Never.
Speed: So you're panicking and you don't know why.
Anni: I just...Well I mean...Do you have a ring or something?
Speed: Yeah.
Anni: *laughs* Ha. Well uh...You sure planned ahead didn't you?
Speed: You could say that.
Anni: *hyperventilating*
Speed: Are you okay?
Anni: We're not going to have like...Kids, are we?
Speed: Alright now who's thinking ahead?
Anni: I'm going to have to wear a ring aren't I? It's going to be like I'm tied down by an anchor and then once I get into the bathub I'll drown!
Speed: Okay so you're not okay, are you.
Anni: *nervous smile* I'm perfectly fine. I mean, the man I've been after for this many years wants to marry me. I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!
Speed: So why are you freaking out?
Anni: I DON'T KNOW!
Speed: If you don't want to get married, that's fine.
Anni: *laughs* There's that word again. *pulls on necklace* Man is it getting to be a scorcher in here, or is that just me?
Speed: Sweetheart, calm down.
Anni: I'm trying.
Speed: I don't want to push you into anything. You can take all the time you need to think about it.
Anni: I can't just leave you hanging. What if it takes me ten years to decide?
Speed: Then I'll be waiting for ten years.
Anni: You'd really wait that long to find out my answer?
Speed: I'd wait a hundred years.
Anni: *smirks*
Speed: We can talk about it later if you want.
Anni: *smiling* No. We don't need to. I'll marry you, cowboy.
Speed: *smirks*
Anni: *claps* Okay where's my pretty jewelery?
Speed: *reaches into drawer*
Anni: Oh cool you hid it in plain sight. I never think to look there.
Speed: *hands over ring*
Anni: *screams*
Speed: Ah, what?
Anni: It's so SHINEY!
Speed: *laughs*
Anni: *kisses Speed*
TBC..............
Behind The Smile
Hummerhome, next morning
Carly: Thanks for leaving me with Colton all night guys.
Jess: We didn't leave you with him all night. We came back.
Colton: We are we talking about me like I'm not here?
Carly: Oh...Sorry.
Colton: And what is so bad about me?
Carly: Nothing.
Colton: Well I'm sorry if you didn't want to spend an hour with me alone.
Carly: You snore louder than a fog horn.
Colton: That was you!
Carly: No it wasn't, I wasn't asleep.
Delko: *clears throat*
Colton: IT WAS HIM!
Delko: What? Me? No way.
Speed: *wraps arm around Anni* You know, Eric, you should buy some snore strips.
Delko: What for?
Speed: So you don't keep everyone up.
Delko: I don't keep anyone up.
Speed: Show of hands, people.
Everyone: *raises their hand*
Delko: ...You all suck.
Carly: OH MY GOD ANNI! IS THAT RING?
Anni: *smiles*
Carly: *attacks Anni* YAY!
Anni: *hugging Carly* You know, I can't breathe with this much pressure on my lungs.
Carly: Oh, sorry. *lets go*
Jess: Man I'm jelous.
Delko: You're getting married to me.
Jess: OH YEAH. *hugs Eric*
Delko: Man I never get a kiss.
Jess: Sure you do. *kisses Eric*
Delko: *wide-eyed*
Katie: Wow that's a nice lookin' ring!
Anni: *nervous smile*
Katie: *smiling* I'm so happy for you!
Anni: YAY! SHE'S NOT MAD!
Horatio: Okay people, let's settle.
Katie: So are we going to Australia now?
Horatio: We should be heading there now. We just have to meet up with the Hummercraft.
Katie: Oh because those bring back such GREAT memories.
Colton: I don't want to go to Australia.
Carly: I DO! BECAUSE THEN YOU GUYS WILL HAVE THE ACCENTS! *cackles*
Everyone: *blank stare*
Carly: Well...It's true. *shuffles feet*
Delko: We're not going to have to sleep right in the middle of the Outback are we?
Carly: Eric, you'd have to be a moron to even CALL it the Outback.
Delko: Oh...What do you Aussies call it.
Carly: Outside.
Delko: ...Oh. *smiles* Cool just like us Americans.
Carly: ...Wow you're dense.
Megan: Why didn't I get to sleep in the same room as everyone else? I feel forgotten.
Horatio: I thought you wanted your own room.
Megan: I did but...I missed all the action.
Carly: So put your ear up to the wall like everyone else.
Katie: One thing you have to remember about being one of us, is we're like a giant dysfunctional family. We love each other, but we'll spy, cheat, hurt, and even spit.
Megan: ...Has anyone here gotten spat on?
Horatio: I have! But it wasn't by anyone here and that was a nice suit too.
Speed: You should have spat back at him.
Horatio: That wouldn't be very Godly.
Speed: You're not God.
Horatio: I could be someday.
Calleigh: I don't think that's the kind of promotion people can strive for.
Horatio: I'm not people. I'm Horatio Caine.
Calleigh: Did you have this ego when you were little?
Horatio: I've never been little. I was always this age.
Calleigh: *nods*
Colton: If I could stay one age, I'd be this age forever. I'm young, smart, and soft on the eyes.
Jess: *bursts out laughing*
Colton: What?
Jess: You keep thinkin' that soldier.
Colton: What!
Jess: Eric, this kid is messing with my emotions. It had better be one damn good kid.
Delko: I'm sure our baby will be just fine.
Jess: AWW!
Delko: What?
Jess: You said our baby! *squee*
Delko: Uh...Who else's would it be?
Jess: I've kind of been thinking it was all POOF there it is.
Delko: Are you going to leave me out of everything?
Jess: ...No. Hey what do you want to name the kid?
Delko: Oh I don't know.
Colton: SHAKA KAHN!
Katie: MOUNT SPLASHMORE!
Missy: KALUAH!
JC: BIG N' RICH!
Megan: DR. PHIL!
Carly: OPRAH!
Jess: ...What are these, bad porn names? I will not name my child Mount Splashmore.
Delko: I've heard the name Oprah before somewhere...
Jess: ...The TV?
Delko: *rubs chin* No...OH was Oprah that little girl who had no parents so she danced around and sang?
Carly: Eric, that was the little ORPHAN Annie.
Delko: I could have sworn her name was Oprah. Or OH! Maybe it was that woman who wore those bull horns and stood in the middle of a stage with her mouth gaping open.
Jess: I think that's opera, but you're close.
Carly: So do you think you'll have a boy or a girl?
Delko: BOTH!
Jess: You can't have both.
Delko: You can't?
Jess: Dude what kind of twisted children are you planning on having?
Delko: Twins?
Jess: I don't think so.
Carly: Aw I can imagine a little tyke running around smiling, and wearing trousers and a little ball cap...*sigh*
Megan: Or OH! A little girl in tiny pigtails skipping around with her little stuffed pony in one hand and a cookie in the other...*sigh*
Speed: *smirks*
Anni: *frowns* What are you smirking about?
Speed: ...Nothing.
Anni: Okay.
Jess: Aww! And maybe the little girl or boy will be sitting at the table with a little book open learning to read and write, and there will be this cute little look of concentration on their face.
Delko: And then they'll ask me for help.
Jess: Or me.
Delko: Me.
Jess: No, me.
Delko: It'll be me.
Jess: It will not. The bun's cookin' in MY OVEN so the kid will naturally look to me for answers.
Delko: Uh, I don't think so.
Jess: And then the kid will cry when she or he spills the milk, and you'll wipe the little hands while I wipe the little shirt, and the big shiney eyes will be lookin' at us, and we'll be a role model.
Delko: Finally. I can't wait for my child to look at me and not think I'm stupid.
Jess: *laughs* And and and when the kid gets sick, we'll stay at their bedside waiting for him or her to fall asleep, and there will be the most gentle little angelic face on the Earth.
Speed: *clears throat*
Everyone: *looks at Speed*
Speed: I got uh...*clears throat* Something stuck in there.
Katie: And it's makin' your eyes water too?
Speed: Mhm. *wipes eyes*
Anni: *lifts brow*
Speed: DON'T LOOK AT ME!
Delko: Hee, I know why Speed's crying.
Speed: I'M NOT CRYING! SHUT UP!
Calleigh: Aw, that's so sweet.
Speed: *frowns* I hate you all.
Delko: Well we hate you too.
Speed: Thanks, it's comforting to know that.
TBC..............
A Deeper Side Of Me
Hummerhome 11 am
Delko: Who else is bored?
Jess: Me.
Katie: Hey it's better than prison.
Megan: Do we have any board games?
Delko: MONOPOLY!
Everyone: NO!
Delko: ...Scrabble?
Carly: Fine but if you make up another word, you're disqualified from the game.
Delko: Deal.
Half hour later
Delko: *puts down tiles* AHA!
Carly: ...Car.
Delko: Yeah, and it's a real word too. IN YOUR FACE.
Carly: It's a three letter word. That's all you can come up with?
Delko: Hey this game wasn't invented for Einstiens.
Carly: You have three points.
Delko: YES! *rubs hands together* I'm moving up in the world!
JC: Okay Speed, your turn.
Speed: *puts down tiles*
Missy: ...Soother?
Speed: It fits.
Missy: Wow, triple word score. 28 points.
Anni: Wow we rock.
Speed: I know.
Katie: *puts down tiles*
Delko: You know what would be fun? If we tried to spell out what people were thinking.
Carly: Yeah they have that game. It's called a Ouija board.
Delko: I thought that was for ghosts.
Carly: ...Eric, that's what I meant.
Delko: Oh. Well ghosts aren't people.
Carly: Yeah whatever you say.
Delko: *looks up at ceiling, whispers* I'm sorry to all the ghosts. I didn't mean it and Carly stole your christmas cookies last year.
Jess: *slaps Delko* Santa isn't a ghost.
Delko: Then how can he make it EVERYWHERE at once on Christmas Eve?
Jess: Simple. He's Superman.
Delko: Superman's a ghost?
Anni: Tim...
Speed: What?
Anni: ...Bottle. You spelled bottle.
Speed: So?
Anni: WE ARE GETTING SO MANY POINTS!
Carly: Okay Calleigh, your turn.
Calleigh: *puts down tiles*
Colton: Why is Carly the designated leader of this game?
Carly: Think of me as a mediator. I make sure no one MAKES UP WORDS! *glares at Delko*
Delko: I didn't make anything up!
JC: *puts down tiles*
Carly: Last time you made up a word, you had us scared for all these years over a monster that doesn't exist.
Delko: It does so exist. In our minds and our hearts.
Carly: Just like Santa?
Delko: *gasp* TAKE THAT BACK!
Carly: Not until you admit that the Wubba Monster isn't real.
Delko: I can't.
Carly: Why?
Delko: I was on google last night.
Carly: So?
Delko: *hands over paper*
Carly: What is this?
Delko: Well miss mediator, this is my evidence that the Wubba Monster is real.
Carly: *reads paper* Wubba Wubba Wubba is the chorus of a sing-along "The Monster in the Mirror" written by Christopher Cerf and Norman Stiles in 1989 for the children's television series Sesame Street. In 1991, the song was revamped to a longer version featuring celebrities singing along with Grover including a cameo appearance by The Simpsons.
Everyone: *blank stare*
Delko: Keep reading.
Carly: *reads* The song goes "Saw a monster in the mirror
when I woke up today, a monster in my mirror but I did not run away. I did not shed a tear or hide beneath my bed, though the monster looked at me and this is what he said"
Delko: Allow me. *clears throat* "Wubba wubba wubba wubba
Woo woo woo, Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly-do. He sang wubba wubba wubba so I sang it too. Do not wubba me or I will wubba you! Do not wubba me or I will wubba you!"
Carly: *reading* ...And I sang along. Yes, wubba wubba wubba
Is a monster song.
Everyone: *blank stare*
Delko: I came prepared this time.
Carly: Where did you find this?
Delko: I told you, the internet.
Carly: *throws paper at Eric* HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!
Delko: I bet you'll think twice before you say the Wubba Monster isn't real.
Speed: *puts down tiles*
Anni: Crib....Okay Tim I think you're having some issues here.
Speed: What? That's the only word I could find.
Anni: Soother, bottle, crib? Those are the only words you can come up with.
Speed: *stares at Anni*
Anni: Okay I understand your parental instincts just went into overdrive here, but...Could you put a little less pressure on me and stop with the voodoo subconscious tiles?
Speed: Sure.
Anni: Thank you.
Delko: So anything else you want to challenge while you're here?
Katie: OH! I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA! The Wubba song can be our theme song!
Jess: YEAH!
Horatio: No. We're not in Sesame Street.
Megan: Yes we are. Eric's 'Big Bird', Missy and JC are 'Burt and Ernie', Anni is 'Grover', and Speed is 'Snuffy'.
Speed: Hey why am I Snuffy?
Megan: Fine you can be Oscar the Grouch.
Speed: Better. But I'm not green and I refuse to sleep in a garbage can.
Missy: And I'm not gay.
Horatio: Alright people, no one said anyone was gay, and let's not start comparing ourselves to muppets.
TBC..................
Wikipedia-Wubba info
Wubba Song
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Sounding So Sweet
Hummerhome 12pm
Delko: HA!
Carly: ...How did he win?
Calleigh: He won?
Delko: Wead 'em and reep ladies and Coltons.
Calleigh: ...It's read 'em and weep Eric.
Delko: My dyslexia hasn't held me back this far! I won Scrabble!
Colton: How many Coltons are in here?
Speed: *singing softly while looking at tiles* Twinkle twinkle little star, how I w-...
Everyone: *staring at Speed*
Speed: *coughs* WOW *coughs* I had a diddy stuck in my throat. *coughs, pounds on chest*
Katie: Did I get thrown into an alternate reality?
Colton: Yeah one where there are more than one Colton but they're nowhere to be seen.
Delko: What's first prize?
Carly: A kick in the butt.
Delko: A cake? AW CARLY YOU'RE SO SWEET! Get crackalacking.
Carly: I am not making you a cake.
Delko: That's the mediator's job.
Carly: The mediator's job is not to make the winner cake. It's to make sure you don't screw around and eat the tiles and spell fake words.
Delko: I didn't eat one. See? *opens mouth*
Carly: Someone get Eric's mouth away from me.
Jess: Okay.
Delko: *looks at Jess*
Jess: *cough* Hey Speed? *cough* You gave me your disease of coughs *cough*
Megan: Did someone inject everybody with...Poison or something? You guys aren't acting normal.
Calleigh: Actually this is us normal. At the lab you only see half of it.
Megan: Oh. Well it's a good thought to know that the people who put the evil gunmen and terrorists away for life with quirky one-liners and a professionalism that can't be beat are actually a bunch of wubba loving, children's song singing, cake baking, Hummerhome driving three year olds in the bodies of hot young CSIs.
Calleigh: Yeah that's about right.
Delko: I'd say so.
Speed: In my defense, I've never actually sang a children's song before.
Horatio: What's bad about driving a Hummerhome?
Carly: I don't bake cakes!
Jess: Okay just so we're clear, which one of us was the Wubba lover?
Katie: Do you think humidity affects the brain? Because I spent a lot of time in Miami and I never became this stupid.
Jess: Are you calling us stupid?
Colton: I'm not stupid. GO PRISON FOLK!
Katie/Colton high-five
Jess: Seriously, I'm not stupid, I'm pregnant.
Katie: That's not an excuse.
Delko: YOU'RE PREGNANT?! WHEN! WITH WHO!
Carly: It's whom.
Delko: Shut up.
Jess: Eric, did you already forget? We're kind of in this together.
Delko: Oh I remembered. I was just testing you.
Jess: Maybe you should be the one getting tested. Mentally.
Delko: Hey I thought you loved me.
Jess: I do love you. *hugs Delko*
Delko: Aw, I feel loved.
Jess: That's because I love you.
Speed: Stop saying love.
Jess: LOVE!
Katie: LOVE!
Carly: LURRVE!
Speed: When did those 'R's get added anyway? Is that like some kind of growl?
Carly: Hey man if I wanted to growl, I'd growl. So when are we getting to Australia?
Horatio: Soon.
Carly: Awesome. I haven't gone to bed at 8 in the morning for the longest time.
Delko: Wait, you guys go to bed at 8 in the morning? How long do you stay up?
Carly: Time difference.
Delko: Oh. So when it's 8 am, you guys say it's time for bed. OH MY GOD CARLY'S A VAMPIRE! *crosses fingers* STAY AWAY OR I'LL START SPEAKING LATIN AND EXCERCISE THE PILATES OUT OF YOU!
Carly: I think you're a little confused.
Delko: Yoga?
Carly: I'm not a vampire. Australia is on the other side of the world.
Delko: You know, considering the Earth is a giant sphere, there ARE no sides to the world. OH MY GOD THE EARTH HAS NO CORNERS! *rocks back and forth*
Carly: ...Okay. Australia is on another...Part of the sphere.
Delko: Oh. Good. Which part?
Carly: The...South part.
Delko: So if you're on the south part of the Earth, isn't the north part right near the south part because it's a giant circle? So really Australia is so far south, that it's north.
Carly: *blinks*
Delko: If all the Australians in the world blinked at the same time, would it make a noise?
Carly: No because when you're listening for the noise, we're all asleep so we're not blinking.
Delko: I....Wait.
Carly: Case closed.
Delko: *rubs head* Wait I didn't understand.
Carly: Too late Eric.
Speed: *smiles* You know what our apartment needs?
Anni: ...Is it a baby?
Speed: Some paint. Bright blue and pink.
Anni: So...Cotton candy. That's all you had to say. Cotton candy paint.
Speed: We can re-decorate the guest room.
Anni: Um slow down. I don't want to re-decorate anything.
Speed: Okay.
Anni: ...Okay?
Speed: Mhm.
Delko: So Carly do the kangaroos bite?
Carly: I don't know, I've never actually seen one up close and if I was that close to one, I'm not going to stick around and find out if they bite. For all I know, they probably spit and hiss too.
Delko: Well they aren't camels.
Carly: ...I know that Eric.
Megan: Okay do the random conversations just explode when y'all aren't in the lab? Because this is freaky.
Colton: I have two Os in my name.
JC: I have two letters in my name. Well, it's not really my name but it's short and simple and that's the way I likes it.
Megan: ...So point proven then.
Speed: I feel like knitting.
Anni: *looks at Speed* Are ya kiddin' me?
Speed: What?
Anni: I don't even knit. I don't think anyone in Miami under the age of 85 knits.
Colton: I knit.
Anni: Not helping.
Colton: Sorry. I always jump into conversations at the wrong times.
Speed: You know what I need?
Anni: Some lipstick and a bonnet?
Speed: *laughs* No.
Anni: Okay where is my fiancé?
Speed: You know, you look absolutely breathtaking today.
Anni: KATIE DO SOMETHING!
Katie: AFRICA!
Speed: BITE ME!
Katie: Problem solved.
Anni: Hey Tim, you okay now?
Speed: *blinks* Was I posessed by some kind of...Demon or something?
Anni: I think it's best not to dwell on it. Now repeat three things a man would say.
Speed: Beer, motor oil, boobs.
Anni: Better.
TBC...................
carlz31
Coroner
Aww, yay for Australia being on the other side of the world! *raises fist* You know, I think it was Charles Schulz that said "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today...it's already tomorrow in Australia"...not that that has anything to do with anything, I just thought it was funny...*cough* anyway...
Eric won scrabble? How on earth did he do that? This is the same guy who spelled "Wubba" and when that was off limits, spelled "Abbuw" and "Fing"...ah Eric, I wouldn't make you a cake even if I could...I can only make packet cakes that have idiot-proof instrcutions on the back :lol:
Ok, what's going on with Speedy? He's going all...maternal and its weird. Weird I say! And it's getting a little bit creepy if its the point of singing freakishly and baby paint...I mean, I know he wants another baby and all, but it seems that he's going into withdrawl or something...like if he doesn't have a kid in a specific amount of time he loses his mind :lol:
Ok, well, I'll see all you guys next week...well, I won't see you persay, because as was aforementioned, I live on the other side/sphere/whatever of the world, but long story short, I'll be back next week.
And before i go, just in case the next thread starts before I get back, I have a suggestion for the title:
Road Trip #8: Travelling in Style
or maybe:
Road Trip #8: Travelling, Hummerhome Style
eh, I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore...see y'all next week!
ETA: ok, come to think of it, the new thread probably won't start within a week, but the suggestions are still there.
Eric won scrabble? How on earth did he do that? This is the same guy who spelled "Wubba" and when that was off limits, spelled "Abbuw" and "Fing"...ah Eric, I wouldn't make you a cake even if I could...I can only make packet cakes that have idiot-proof instrcutions on the back :lol:
Ok, what's going on with Speedy? He's going all...maternal and its weird. Weird I say! And it's getting a little bit creepy if its the point of singing freakishly and baby paint...I mean, I know he wants another baby and all, but it seems that he's going into withdrawl or something...like if he doesn't have a kid in a specific amount of time he loses his mind :lol:
Ok, well, I'll see all you guys next week...well, I won't see you persay, because as was aforementioned, I live on the other side/sphere/whatever of the world, but long story short, I'll be back next week.
And before i go, just in case the next thread starts before I get back, I have a suggestion for the title:
Road Trip #8: Travelling in Style
or maybe:
Road Trip #8: Travelling, Hummerhome Style
eh, I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore...see y'all next week!
ETA: ok, come to think of it, the new thread probably won't start within a week, but the suggestions are still there.
Still_RIP_Speed
Police Officer
LOL.....man alive updates overload....but in a very very goos way-they are all soooooooo good and soooooo funny-Speedle knitting- :lol: WHAT A FUNNY PIC THAT IS!
Wyoming
Head of the Graveyard Shift
AWWWWWWWWW Speed wants another baby! There's only one problem with that Speed, I don't think Anni is quite ready for one lol. So..........don't steal my kid lol. I loved all the names everyone shouted out, that was great. Hahah, I cought the Speedle coughs, but hey, I'd gladly take Eric's mouth away anyday :devil:.
I'm really liking the funny updates, there's a balance of hidden seriousness behind it, especially with the fact that Speed wants a baby, and it's a serious storyline, but at the same time I find myself giggling and snorting. Wow, now I know that all we have to do to straighten Speed out is say Africa haha Go Katie! Beer, moter oil, boobs hahahaha gotta love it. Can't wait to read more Geni, you're doing a tip top job!
I'm really liking the funny updates, there's a balance of hidden seriousness behind it, especially with the fact that Speed wants a baby, and it's a serious storyline, but at the same time I find myself giggling and snorting
. Wow, now I know that all we have to do to straighten Speed out is say Africa haha Go Katie! Beer, moter oil, boobs hahahaha gotta love it. Can't wait to read more Geni, you're doing a tip top job!
:lol: Carly I can almost guarantee you there will be another thread when you get back.
You Lead Me To The Truth
Hummerhome, 5 pm
Horatio: Okay people, it's time to go stretch our legs and get ready for dinner. BUT if anyone travels out of sight, you're in big trouble.
Colton: *salutes* Gotcha H.
Calleigh: No problem.
Team leaves outside
Jess: *knocks on Speed's door* Hey Speed? Everyone's leaving to stretch their legs. You want to come?...Speed? *opens door*
Speed: *sitting on bed*
Jess: Hey, why are you in here?
Speed: You can go have fun.
Jess: *sits on bed* Why aren't you out there?
Speed: Anni doesn't want kids.
Jess: ...She doesn't?
Speed: Nope. Not ever.
Jess: Wow...Maybe she's just pacing.
Speed: For what? Death?
Jess: You have to give her time. What she doesn't want now, she may think about later.
Speed: I always pictured it would be the other way around.
Jess: I think it was for a while.
Speed: Yeah.
Jess: So what's with the whole "I want a baby" thing all of a sudden?
Speed: I don't know, maybe that happens to a man before he's about to get married for the billionth time.
Jess: *laughs*
Speed: Or when they're about to die so they have the need to re-populate the Earth.
Jess: I'm sure that you're not dying.
Speed: I've been feeling like this for months.
Jess: A lot of guys do. Your brother loves kids.
Speed: Yeah but he's always been a little loopy.
Jess: So you're saying you hate kids.
Speed: No.
Jess: Well...How would you feel about...Being my child's godfather?
Speed: *looks at Jess*
Jess: *smiles*
Speed: *hugs Jess*
Jess: WHOA! Geez.
Speed: Thank you.
Jess: *laughs* No problem.
Speed: *lets go* Sorry.
Jess: It's okay. Wow you're a little spastic today.
Speed: Yeah.
Jess: I'm sure you'll get over it.
Speed: Yeah I probably will.
TBC..............
You Lead Me To The Truth
Hummerhome, 5 pm
Horatio: Okay people, it's time to go stretch our legs and get ready for dinner. BUT if anyone travels out of sight, you're in big trouble.
Colton: *salutes* Gotcha H.
Calleigh: No problem.
Team leaves outside
Jess: *knocks on Speed's door* Hey Speed? Everyone's leaving to stretch their legs. You want to come?...Speed? *opens door*
Speed: *sitting on bed*
Jess: Hey, why are you in here?
Speed: You can go have fun.
Jess: *sits on bed* Why aren't you out there?
Speed: Anni doesn't want kids.
Jess: ...She doesn't?
Speed: Nope. Not ever.
Jess: Wow...Maybe she's just pacing.
Speed: For what? Death?
Jess: You have to give her time. What she doesn't want now, she may think about later.
Speed: I always pictured it would be the other way around.
Jess: I think it was for a while.
Speed: Yeah.
Jess: So what's with the whole "I want a baby" thing all of a sudden?
Speed: I don't know, maybe that happens to a man before he's about to get married for the billionth time.
Jess: *laughs*
Speed: Or when they're about to die so they have the need to re-populate the Earth.
Jess: I'm sure that you're not dying.
Speed: I've been feeling like this for months.
Jess: A lot of guys do. Your brother loves kids.
Speed: Yeah but he's always been a little loopy.
Jess: So you're saying you hate kids.
Speed: No.
Jess: Well...How would you feel about...Being my child's godfather?
Speed: *looks at Jess*
Jess: *smiles*
Speed: *hugs Jess*
Jess: WHOA! Geez.
Speed: Thank you.
Jess: *laughs* No problem.
Speed: *lets go* Sorry.
Jess: It's okay. Wow you're a little spastic today.
Speed: Yeah.
Jess: I'm sure you'll get over it.
Speed: Yeah I probably will.
TBC..............
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