CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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Oh man, so much to comment on-to come from a not-so-good day at to this is just amazing

as every-great updates Geni!!!Speeds gonna propose-already??man alive.

Dum Dum Dee Dum did make me LAUGH OUT LOUD, just brilliant and yeah Katie has a friend in prison!!

as ever update soon
 
Wow! Updates! Long ones! Good ones! Well, they're all good, but you know what I mean.
Poor Katie is in prison. Canadian Prison :lol: The line about Canadian never being angry really cracked me up.

Great work Geni! Can't wait for more :D
 
so much happening in the last few chapters, it's been great catching up Geni please update soon I can't wait to find out what's gonna happen with Speed and Anni. :)
 
Thanks for the reviews everyone. :D

Remedy

Canadian Consolate, Miami

Horatio: Megan, you wanted to see me.

Megan: I've been dealing with the Canadian Consolate since Lori got back.

Horatio: IAB isn't for you anymore?

Megan: *smiles* I'm a mulitasker.

Horatio: I see.

Megan: I've been speaking to the judge who handled Katie's case.

Horatio: And?

Megan: They want to review the case.

Horatio: I'm guessing you provided them with evidence.

Megan: Your lab did actually. I got a hold of the photos taken by Carly in the AV Lab, and the photos attained by the Canadians in regards to Katie's bruises. They clearly show she was attacked and there was a small scuff mark on the roof by a shoe.

Horatio: So her husband slipped.

Megan: He did. He probably had a hold of her and when she ran, he slipped and fell off the roof.

Horatio: It's clear that it's self defense then.

Megan: Yeah but they won't let her out of prison because they don't have any physical evidence besides the bruises. The lawers could argue that he was a past abuser and that she wanted to get him back.

Horatio: And Katie's statement doesn't help I assume.

Megan: No.

Horatio: So why are they reviewing the case?

Megan: Well they're obligated to take a look at it but they aren't promising anything.

Horatio: Can't we get her transfered to the US?

Megan: Canadians are a tad territorial.

Horatio: Even to the law?

Megan: Maybe you can speak to them.

Horatio: I'll try.

Megan: I'll take you to the leftenant's office.

Horatio: Leftenant?

Megan: Um...That's british.

Horatio: Oh.

Office, third floor, Canadian consolate

Horatio: *walks in* You're leftenant Briggs?

Briggs: What's up in aboot there in the Americana eh?

Horatio: *blank stare*

Briggs: Sorry, it was a joke. You're Lieutenant Caine?

Horatio: I am.

Briggs: Have a seat.

Horatio: I'll stand.

Briggs: Your choice. You want a beer?

Horatio: I'm fine thank you.

Briggs: A polite American, now that's something.

Horatio: *lifts brow*

Briggs: Sorry, another joke. People say I'm funny but you aren't even budging.

Horatio: I think we have a more important matter to take care of sir.

Briggs: Ah yes. The young American woman in a Canadian prison. If you ask me, she has it a lot better there. She has a house, gymnasium, money...

Horatio: It's not her home.

Briggs: And I suppose you have a deal to make.

Horatio: I'd like to bring her back here.

Briggs: So she can spend the rest of her sentence wearing orange jumps?

Horatio: Actually, I'd want her sentence to be carried out at home.

Briggs: House arrest. For murder.

Horatio: It's happened before.

Briggs: You're lucky she didn't get the death penalty.

Horatio: You don't have the death penalty.

Briggs: Which is why she's lucky. Look, we can send her to Saskatoon, Oshawa, Timmons, even Vancouver or Halifax.

Horatio: I was thinking Miami.

Briggs: You know, there's a Miami in Ontario.

Horatio: She only has a five year sentence. It would be a waste of your government's money to keep an American citizen behind bars in your country when we can keep her here.

Briggs: It's not negotiable. The fact is she murdered a Canadian citizen.

Horatio: It wasn't murder, it was self-defense. If anything she deserves to be free.

Briggs: Which is exactly why I'm not handing her over to your crack jobs down here.

Horatio: Let's not make this personal.

Briggs: It's always been personal. You yankees think you can control the entire planet. Well guess what, we're bigger and we're tired of being ignored.

Horatio: So you're keeping one of my people up there because you feel neglected. Is that it?

Briggs: *stares at Horatio*

Horatio: I don't care what problems you have with the United States but don't punish an innocent woman because of it.

Briggs: I'd say it's a fair trade.

Horatio: And you think this is helping with our relations.

Briggs: I'm tired of being the nice country shoved up in the corner of the map.

Horatio: Well call up the people who make the maps and complain to them.

Briggs: I'm not letting your American go.

Horatio: I'll go get her myself if I have to.

Briggs: You'll be stopped.

Horatio: You and what army?

Briggs: *laughs* That's very cute. And I have an army. All the Tim Horton's workers across Canada. They're an army all their own.

Horatio: I can't wait to be attacked by the little old ladies wearing brown and throwing doughnuts at me.

Briggs: You just made this personal, CAINE. No one insults Timmys.

Horatio: *pulls out gun*

Briggs: *screams* DON'T SHOOT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO OWN A GUN!

Horatio: I want my CSI back.

Briggs: Over my dead body.

Horatio: *cocks gun*

Briggs: Americans and their guns. Pfft.

Horatio: Release her into my custody.

Briggs: No.

Horatio: *walks closer*

Briggs: OKAY! OKAY! Geez.

Horatio: Thank you. *puts gun away*

Briggs: I'll call the judge.

TBC................


...And none of that reflects my personal opinions. Just to make that clear. :lol:
 
HAHA WOW If you didn't know anything about Canada in that update, you do now! I love H man, he's always so protective of his team, even if she left and got married, stupidly. Gotta add the stupidly in there lol. I loved the stupid little jokes he made in there, it made me giggle! Can't wait for the next update, keep up the great work Geni Dear!
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh Geni, that was the best chapter ever! Aboot! Eh?, Timmy's, gun laws... you got it all.
Great job!
 
Thanks Megan. :D

And Jess, Katie didn't get married stupidly, she was coerced and high from the cookie-baking fumes. :)

Age Of The RT

Hummerhome, next day

Calleigh: So Horatio, where were you yesterday?

Horatio: I was speaking to a Canadian.

Calleigh: Oh, I hope it went well.

Horatio: As well as can be expected. FYI, don't diss their coffee shops.

Calleigh: Will do.

Speed: So where are we going?

Horatio: First we're going to go find Missy and JC. They're somewhere in the United States and we're going to have to follow their trail in order to get them. Then we're heading to Australia and we'll be back hopefully before the big blue doors close and the golden lock hits us head on.

Speed: ...The what?

Horatio: Okay people! Head check! Anni.

Anni: Check.

Horatio: Colton.

Colton: Checkers.

Horatio: Carly.

Carly: DIDGEREEDOO!

Horatio: Eric.

Delko: *vaccuming curtains* Present!

Horatio: Jessica.

Jess: WOO!

Horatio: Calleigh.

Calleigh: All y'all!

Horatio: Speed.

Speed: You already know I'm here.

Horatio: Megan.

Megan: I AM SOOOO IN THIS ONE!

Horatio: Okay everyone's accounted for. Let's head out.

Calleigh: Hey Tim did you leave Lori at home?

Speed: Yeah she insisted.

Delko: Hey have you asked An-

Speed: Shut up and no.

Delko: Oh. When are you going to?

Speed: Whenever I feel like it Eric.

Delko: Oh. Sorry man I just get impatient.

Speed: Why don't you finish vaccuming those curtains.

Delko: Did I miss a spot?

Speed: Yeah the entire curtain.

Delko: WHOA okay hold on. I think I forgot something.

Speed: If it's a teddy we're not stopping.

Delko: Man you must be psychic or something.

Speed: I'm not. You always have a bear and it had better not be in the Hummerhome.

Delko: It's not in the Hummerhome. It's in the closet in the Hummerhome.

Everyone: *groans*

Delko: Oh come on! We need a mascot.

Calleigh: Eric, your mascots keep rotting.

Speed: In highschool I always wanted to kick the mascot in the head.

Delko: That's mean.

Speed: Well whoever wore the suit paid the prize.

Horatio: Okay so the first piece of the trail that I found was when JC said she was going to Oregon.

Calleigh: Isn't that really far?

Horatio: I haven't had the chance to look at my map.

Calleigh: *grabs map* I'll take a look at it.

Horatio: Now, where's Oregeno?

Calleigh: ...Oregon.

Delko: OMG! There's a state called OREGENO! Holy crap why didn't someone tell me?

Speed: Because it's not a state stupid.

Delko: Correction, stupid STATE.

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Anni: Hey Horatio, we're not going the right way.

Horatio: What do you mean?

Anni: Well Oregon is to the east, and you're going north.

Horatio: We have to go north first.

Anni: This is the wrong highway.

Delko: *whispers* Hey man your girlfriend's smart.

Speed: Shut up.

Horatio: We...Have to make another stop first.

Anni: And you didn't mention this in your explanation before?

Delko: *whispers* She's a spitfire.

Speed: Eric...

Delko: Sorry.

Horatio: We're going to Canada.

Speed: *looks at Horatio*

Calleigh: Why are we going there?

Delko: Yeah you said we were going to Oregeno.

Horatio: We have someone else to add.

Calleigh: Is it Katie?

Horatio: Yes.

Calleigh: She was let out of prison.

Horatio: She was.

Calleigh: They proved it was self defense?

Megan: Actually I helped and so did Carly.

Carly: I love being a level three.

Horatio: So when she gets back I would appreciate it if no one mentioned what has happened.

Carly: You mean...Her being beat up by her husband.

Horatio: I'd rather not have this trip ruined by a bunch of depressed CSIs.

Anni: So she'll be back.

Horatio: At least until we get back to Miami.

Colton: But...She'll drag us down.

Speed: Guys...

Colton: What? She always does.

Speed: *angry sigh*

Anni: Tim can I speak with you?

Speed: Sure.

Anni/Speed leave

Colton: What did I do?

Jess: You should have just kept your mouth shut.

Colton: Why?

Carly: Because after everyone being together this long we form loyalties.

Colton: Loyalties. *laughs* Right. And because I spent years in prison it means I'm not part of this team anymore.

Calleigh: Can we just cut this out? We're all on the same team.

Colton: Obviously not.

Jess: Colt...

Colton: I might not like Katie, but I didn't know that would influence what you guys think of me.

Calleigh: *crosses arms*

Carly: *frowning*

Jess: *looks down at floor*

Curtain rod falls

Delko: ....I put it on suck when it was supposed to be on blow.

Back room

Anni: Start from the top.

Speed: I don't know if I can stay here if she joins us.

Anni: Why?

Speed: Because it'll be complicated.

Anni: You haven't seen her in three months.

Speed: Exactly.

Anni: Why? Are you afraid you'll cheat on me?

Speed: No. No, believe me I'm not worried about that. You don't have to worry about that.

Anni: Then what is it?

Speed: You guys are best friends.

Anni: ...Tim she won't have a problem with us. It's not like we're married.

Speed: I just think that she might be a little hurt.

Anni: Why? You two aren't together, you're divorced.

Speed: Exactly.

Anni: ...It's hard for you isn't it?

Speed: No it's not.

Anni: I understand you loved her.

Speed: No. Not anymore.

Anni: So you have no feelings for her.

Speed: Absolutely not.

Anni: So what's with all the worrying?

Speed: Nothing. It's nothing.

Anni: Okay. *hugs Speed*

Speed: *hugs Anni*

Anni: I love you.

Speed: I love you too.

Hummerhome...Area...Thing.

Colton: So are we not talking to me?

Calleigh: *sigh*

Jess: You'd better be glad you were part of this team orignally.

Megan: Oh so does that mean we'd all be mad at me if I bashed Katie?

Carly: No. We're just all a little hot in the head right now.

Delko: *holding curtain rod* Wow they make these out of WOOD now.

Speed: *walks over, sits down*

Anni: *sits*

Colton: So what do I need to apologize or something?

Speed: *throws beer* Don't worry about it.

Colton: *looks down at beer* ...Really?

Speed: Yeah. She's part of the team, and so are you.

Colton: *nods*

Anni: *smiles*

Colton: So are we good?

Carly: I guess we're fine.

Horatio: Wow and no one lost a head.

Colton: People have...Lost heads in here?

Horatio: Not yet.

Delko: *snaps curtain rod in half* ...MAN I knew I should have went to Wal-Mart instead.

TBC.................
 
Oh wow...I wuvv Katie though. **huggles Katie** But she does slap me an awful lot, so I see where I came from. lol

Update soon. :lol: :)
 
YAY! We're going to Australia!...though the suckiest part is that I might not even be here for that. I'll be away for a week getting my butt reconstructed (camp) :p.
Horatio: Carly.

Carly: DIDGEREEDOO!
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Ah, good ol' Aussie cliches...but woah, this is gonna be weird, going back to Australia with Colton and Speedy...because as everyone may or may not know, that was where Colton tried to kill him *glares at Colton*...but then again, if he hadn't, then they wouldn't met me...so I guess that was a good thing *hugs Colton*

And we certianly have come a long way in resolving arguments...a few short threads ago we would've duked it out in an empty swimming pool *looks at Katie and Calleigh* and we didn't even hit Colton...I'm slightly disappointed in all of us :p

And wow...I'm the only one whose spouse/almost spouse/significant other (if they have one) isn't there...I MISS JOSHIE!...well, not me, but I'm sure RT me does...I mean, if real me did, that would just be weird...

ok, Delko gets weirder and weirder...theres a whole fight going on, trying to protect and unprotect (is that a word...i dunno) the woman who he had an affair with and all he cares about is the curtain rod...though it does make for some excellent comedy...

please update soon!
 
:lol: Have fun getting your butt reconstructed. :p You better come back more bootylicious than before. ;)

And Australia sure is going to bring back some memories. :D Gosh that was so long ago. Wasn't it like...Three or four threads ago when that happened? Wow time flies. Well, if time actually flew, it would be like a bunch of clocks spinning around the Earth and well, that can't be good for the planes because then they'd be crashing into the clocks and then time would stop but if time stopped, it's a theoretic impossibility and then everything would be still and that would blow the theory about time flying RIGHT out the window in which case I just realized I quoted Linkin Park with their wholed "Time goes right out the window" bit from 'In The End' but it wasn't really in the end because they're still going because well, time goes on.

Um...So the update then.


Take My Place In Line

Two days later, Canada, highway

Everyone: *looking at floor*

Horatio: Oh crap I'm supposed to be looking at the road. *looks at road.

Katie: *sitting on couch*

Anni: So um...Katie...How was...Life?

Katie: Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?

Anni: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean it that way.

Katie: *laughs* I'm kidding.

Anni: *laughs* HA SHE'S KIDDING! *clears throat*

Everyone: ...

Katie: ...So how is everyone? I mean we're back on the road again, this might be a fun time.

Colton: Yeah real fun.

Katie: I heard Lori's in Miami.

Anni: Yeah she's doing fine. She's exactly the same.

Katie: Great.

Calleigh: So I hope they didn't treat you too badly in Canada.

Katie: Nah, everyone was really nice.

Megan: That's the way us Canadians are.

Horatio: Not the one I met.

Megan: Don't insult Tim Horton's.

Horatio: Sorry.

Anni: Hey Tim do you want anything to drink?

Speed: No that's okay.

Anni: Well I'm getting a soda.

Speed: I'll get you one.

Anni: You don't have to.

Speed: *walks over to fridge*

Anni: Thanks hun.

Speed: *grabs soda* No problem.

Katie: *looks down at floor*

Speed: *walks back to dinette* Here you go.

Anni: *smiles*

Horatio: Okay it's getting close to dinner so we should stop so I can cook.

Delko: NO! NO ONE COOKS UNTIL WE GET THE ERIC DELKO SEAL OF APPROVAL!

Everyone: ...

Delko: *sings* Love! Love's divine! ...*coughs* Okay that's the seal of approval. Weiney roast your hearts out.

Horatio: Thank you Eric.

Half hour later

Carly: Hey Katie did you want a hot dog?

Katie: Sure. It's better than eating rations and...Corn.

Carly: I didn't know you liked corn.

Katie: I don't.

Carly: Oh. Did you want something to drink?

Katie: I'll get it myself but thanks.

Delko: Wow she's polite. I think it's too much time in a Canadian prison.

Katie: Shut up Eric.

Delko: Ah nevermind.

Katie: *walks over to cupboard*

Speed: *walks up to sink*

Katie: *grabs cup*

Speed: *turns on water*

Katie: *looks at Speed*

Speed: *grabs cup*

Katie: Hi.

Speed: *turns off water, nods*

Katie: Is that a new shirt?

Speed: No.

Katie: Oh. Well I mean, I haven't seen you for three months so your perspective of new and my perspective of n-

Speed: *walks away*

Katie: -Or not...I'm good, thanks for asking.

Table

Delko: Okay so here's what you have to do if you want to invest in this kind of vehicle. A family.

Carly: Why are you telling me this?

Delko: You're married, and you'll have kids someday right?

Carly: Eric I have a kid.

Delko: Oh yeah. Well when you have more, th-

Carly: *lifts hand* Let me stop you right there because I have no idea where you're going with that and I don't want to know. If and when we decide to have more children, it'll be none of your business.

Delko: Fair enough. So does Josh like the idea of a Hummerhome for the future kidlets?

Carly: No.

Delko: Have you asked him?

Carly: Eric, knock it off.

Delko: Okay if this salt shaker was you, and this pepper shaker was Josh, who w-

Carly: Eric!

Delko: What?

Carly: Stop it.

Delko: Sorry.

Katie: *sits down* These hot dogs are good.

Carly: You're welcome.

Katie: Where did Horatio and Calleigh go?

Carly: They went to look for mustard seeds to make mustard.

Delko: Whoa they used my idea?

Carly: ...Yeah I think they might have went to the grocery store down the street.

Katie: Mustard is an excellent investment.

Carly: I know. And we ran out a while ago so...

Katie: How can you RUN OUT OF MUSTARD!

Speed: *sits down* We haven't been on the road for a while.

Katie: Oh. Well, that's a good reason.

Speed: *hands over soda*

Katie: Get your soda on your side of the table.

Speed: It's for you.

Katie: ....My bad.

Speed: Don't worry about it.

Katie: So do you have a girlfriend?

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: *smiles* What's her name?

Speed: I don't feel comfortable discussing my love life with you.

Katie: Oh...Why not?

Speed: Because I don't so drop it.

Katie: Sorry.

Anni: *sits down* I'm his girlfriend.

Katie: ...You are?

Anni: Yeah.

Katie: How long?

Anni: A month.

Katie: ...Oh.

Anni: Are you okay with that?

Katie: Well how close are you guys?

Speed: Drop it.

Katie: I'm just curious.

Speed: Don't.

Katie: I was asking Anni, not you.

Anni: Maybe it would be best if we just finished dinner.

Colton: *mumbles* See I told you this was a bad idea.

Jess: Shut up.

TBC...............
 
LOL geni you and ur updates .... and they ummm random ramble at the beginning of the last one. Haha you guys have to come find me and Missy, hope we haven't gone to far lol and hope u guys can find us, knowing me and the fact that i am driving ...we are probably in the ocean somewhere lol. Great as always geni can't wait for more, and glad you have been able to get on a puter lately !!
 
tension.cut.knife are the 3 words that spring to mind at the moment!!!awww as this is the first I'm reading I think I'll have to go back an examin the other Hummerhome adventures!!

The stuff about Canada and Tim Hortons :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: just love it!!!!

as ever update soon
 
HAHA Okay, the one thing that I noticed in this chapter is that I didn't say a word the whole time until Colton said something, and then I was the one to tell him to shut up. I must really be irritated with him lol.

Wow, talk about awkward. But Katie seems to be a bit nicer and I don't know about everyone else but I think I'd like to see Speed and Katie become friends again over time, or at least respect each other. And I think that Katie may be a wittle jealous of Timmy finding a new girlfriend, and Anni for that matter. I wonder how she'll react in the future but I guess we'll just have to wait and find out!

Great update Geni! Can't wait for some more awkwardness!
 
*blank stare* to the ramblings at the beginning.

Awkwardness is the word of the day for the RT, I guess. :lol:

And Jess told me to shut up. *nudges RT Colton* Take that the wrong way and turn it into something else, like I always do. ;) :lol:

Update Soon Geni. Oh Whenny will you update again? Until then, I'll be in my Denny with Penny. :lol:

ANY THINGS SAID IN THE LAST POST BY COLTON ARE NOT HIS FAULT. HE IS TIRED AND ON A SUGAR RUSH, SO HE IS NOT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THINGS HE SAID. :lol:
 
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