CSI:Miami Road Trip 6: One Question. Are We There Yet?

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*shakes finger* Katie! stop trying to steal my husband! But then again, you are the Queen of the Spider People...but you've got Speedy, so I get Joshie :D

:lol: Jess got stuck again?! Ah, it's always funny when Jess trys to get through something and her boobs get stuck...I can just imagine the look on MDPD Rescue as they come to get jess un-stuck :lol:

Oh! and I forgot to mention, welcome back Missy! we missed you too *hugs*

and you too Colton! you probably don't remember me because I think I started reading after you stopped, but welcome back anyway!
 
Nice to meet you carlz. Thanks for the welcome back. :) Gosh...today is not what I expected at all. I expected people to go, "Eh...cool. He's back." and then go back to their duties, but they didn't. They were very kind and gave me a very warm welcome back. :) Thank you all. :)
 
OMG Jess seriously get the surgery and give your poor twins a rest. lol. But awww me and Josh were all....touching and and stuff. Poor Carly and her alcohol. lol. And you know Anni would be the first person I think of to break out a pair of chips lol.

Carly: I'm not an alcoholic.

Katie: *raises hand* I AM!
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Hahahaha. You will not believe how hard I laughed at that. lol.

Carly: You are not.

Katie: Whatever.
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*sighs* Way to burst my bubble Carly thank you.

Update soon please.
 
Aw. Poor Jess. Having big boobs can really suck :lol:

*wave to Colton* Hi! You dont' know me either, but I'm Megan. The newest member of the roadtrip. Nice to have you back.
 
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts

1:50 am

Jess: My head hurts.

Anni: Well you did just stick it in between two pieces of wood.

Jess: I didn't know it would get stuck.

Anni: You didn't know your boobs would get stuck either but here we are.

Jess: Here we are? At least you can get up and move.

Anni: So could you. You'd just have to take the entire bed with you.

Speed: Guys, let's just calm down. *rubs eyes* Katie, call 911.

Katie: Why me?

Speed: I asked you.

Katie: Are you pulling rank?

Speed: Carly, call 911.

Carly: Okay. *walks away*

Katie: *pokes Speed* Hey, you're supposed to answer.

Speed: If you're going to be like that, I won't bother asking.

Katie: Be like what?

Speed: That.

Katie: *narrows eyes*

Speed: *sigh* Fine, I'm sorry.

Katie: I'm going to go cool off on the balcony.

Speed: There aren't any balconies in here.

Katie: Fine, the deck. *walks away*

Josh: ...Is she mad at you?

Speed: I can't tell.

Josh: Then she's probably mad at you.

Speed: *frowns*

Josh: I'll go talk to her.

Speed: Why?

Josh: Because if you talk to her, you'll end up swimming with the fishes.

Speed: That's lame.

Josh: I know. *walks away*

Anni: Imagine if that was an electric fence you got stuck in last time.

Jess: Not helping.

Deck

Katie: *leans over railings*

Josh: *closes sliding door*

Katie: *looks up*

Josh: Hey.

Katie: Hey.

Josh: You mad at Tim?

Katie: No.

Josh: So why are you out here?

Katie: I'm getting some fresh air.

Josh: Sure you are.

Katie: *stands up straight* You two are very related.

Josh: *smirks*

Katie: Carly's lucky to have you.

Josh: How so?

Katie: I don't know, forget I said anything.

Josh: ...He's not that bad.

Katie: I know. It's just that he's....Boring. He doesn't seem the same anymore.

Josh: He's not your knight in shining armor.

Katie: *laughs* Well, you're basically right.

Speed walks up, stands behind corner, listening

Josh: Maybe he thinks life is just too short to live fast.

Katie: Ever since I told him I was scared that he wasn't going to come home, he just stays in the lab where it's safe.

Josh: He does it for you.

Katie: Yeah well it's made him less appealing, you know?

Josh: Yeah.

Speed walks away

Katie: Anyway, I'm going to go back in.

Josh: Okay.

Jess' room

Carly: MDPD is on their way. They asked if I wanted to send Horatio Caine in.

Jess: Why?

Carly: Apparently he's popular.

Jess: You didn't ask for him right?

Carly: No way. He'd probably just stand around anyway.

Jess: Good.

Katie: *walks in* She's still stuck?

Jess: No Katie. I got UN-stuck as soon as you left and then magically got stuck again so we could have some more fun.

Anni: Whoa time flies when you're eating chips.

Speed: *walks in* The guys are here.

Anni: Ooo strippers?

Speed: ...Fire fighters.

Anni: ...Damn.

Firemen walk in

Fire guy1: Okay, I brought the jaws of life.

Jess: *screams*

Fire guy2: ..I told you to stop threatening the victims with that thing.

Fire guy1: Sorry.

Fire guy2: Okay ma'am, we're going to cut these bars, so as soon as we do, get your head out of there and fall backwards.

Jess: That's a little complicated don't you think?

Fire guy2: Fine, stay like this forever.

Jess: I plan to.

Speed: Just do what he says so we can all get back to sleep.

Jess: You think I'm going to sleep after this? I'm going to buy some bubble wrap and tape myself to my bed.

Large explosion is heard

Speed: *looks up*

Katie: What was that?

Fire guy1: That sounded like it was coming from outside.

Fire guy2: *runs*

Everyone: *runs*

Jess: HEY! ..What about me?

Outside

Fire guy1: ...My....My truck.

Fire guy2: My cheez-its were in there!

Anni: *starts laughing*

Fire guy1: ...That's not funny.

Speed: *gets out phone, dials*

Carly: Who are you calling?

Speed: I think NOW we need Horatio.

Carly: Why?

Speed: You see the charring on the gas cap?

Carly: No.

Speed: Exactly. It was the point of compression.

Carly: So?

Speed: So it means the gas tank exploded.

Carly: So?

Anni: Look at those flames fly.

Speed: *lowers phone* Hey who the hell is that?

Carly: Looks like a kid.

Speed: HEY!

Kid runs

Speed: *grabs gun*

Katie: *lifts brows*

Speed: *runs*

Anni: ...Well gee guys let's all jump all at once to help him.

Katie: *runs*

Anni: Fine. *runs*

Middle of street

Speed: *grabs kid* Get on the ground.

Kid: *spits*

Speed: *throws kid to ground*

Katie: *runs over* Who is it?

Speed: What's your name?

Kid: None of your business. *kicks Speed*

Speed: *falls backward*

Kid: *grabs gun*

Katie: *lifts hands*

Speed: *stands* Give me the gun.

Kid: No. Give me your badge.

Speed: You've got to be kidding me.

Kid: *points gun at Katie* Fine, I'll kill her.

Katie: *wide-eyed*

Speed: *steps in front of Katie* Give me the gun. *puts hands in pocket*

Kid: Move out of the way.

Speed: No way. You want to deal with me, then you leave her out of it.

Kid: Okay. *cocks gun*

Speed: *pulls out knife, stabs kid*

Kid: AH! *drops gun*

Speed: *grabs kid by the hair* Come on.

Kid: OW! OW! OW! NOT THE HAIR!

Speed: You stole my gun, now I steal some of your hair.

Kid: OW!

Katie: Hey Tim.

Speed: *turns around*

Katie: *picks up syringe* Looks like the kinds that were supposed to be in that box at our crime scene.

Speed: Is your name Ben?

Ben: Yeah, can you let go of my hair now?

Speed: No.

Ben: Come on dude, you already stabbed me.

Speed: Well then you shouldn't have been running..Dude

Katie: I'll meet up with Horatio. *walks away*

Speed: *watches*

TBC.........
 
Awwww ok I just got really sad and then really hyper ALL at the same time. And yeah. lol. NOOO! Why the cheez its? HOnestly, dude carry them with you! That should be like a sin or something for cheez its to explode lol.

Josh: ...Is she mad at you?

Speed: I can't tell.

Josh: Then she's probably mad at you.
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Ohhh Hard Time! Season 2 heck yes!

Awww that conversation between me and josh on the deck was..interesting. And I mean its not like i'm lying ever since I told Speed I was worried about that he has been a little...boring. But awww he just all walked away and stuff.

Katie: *walks in* She's still stuck?

Jess: No Katie. I got UN-stuck as soon as you left and then magically got stuck again so we could have some more fun.
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Well, Gee I just asked a question you don't have to go and get all Speed like on me. lol.

Katie: *wide-eyed*

Speed: *steps in front of Katie* Give me the gun. *puts hands in pocket*

Kid: Move out of the way.

Speed: No way. You want to deal with me, then you leave her out of it.
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Awwwww! He's all...heroish. Teehee. I win!

Ben: Come on dude, you already stabbed me.

Speed: Well then you shouldn't have been running..Dude
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Ohhh...Ben. *shakes head* And to think Lori hung out with that kid. But aww 'dude' Bait god love it. Update soon please!
 
JACKRABBIT! :lol: ...*clears throat*

In The Next Room

Interview room, 9 am

Ben: *rolls eyes* Is this very necessary? I mean it's nine in the morning.

Horatio: *places shades on table* Speed, tell him what he's won.

Speed: A few nights in county lockup.

Ben: What for?

Speed: You really want me to list the charges? Because there are a lot.

Ben: It's not like I have anywhere to be.

Speed: *reading folder* Contaminating a crime scene, stealing evidence, destroying a county vehicle, a-

Ben: Hey I didn't do that, I-

Speed: Let me finish. *goes back to folder*

Ben: *frowns*

Speed: Assault on an officer, and resisting arrest.

Ben: So?

Speed: So that's two years minimum.

Ben: Pfft come on, I didn't hurt anyone.

Horatio: How old are you?

Ben: I'm almost eighteen.

Horatio: See, the court can try you as an adult. Since you destroyed a county vehicle, we can assume that your intent was murder.

Ben: I didn't kill anyone.

Speed: Attempted murder is just as bad.

Ben: There was no one in the truck. I made sure.

Horatio: So you're not out to kill anyone.

Ben: Like I said.

Horatio: Then why did you blow up the fire engine?

Ben: I was...Trying to get a girl's attention.

Horatio: Well now...Now you have ours.

Ben: I didn't want to hurt anyone. I just wanted to prove I was tough.

Speed: Who were you trying to impress?

Ben: A girl. Are you deaf?

Speed: Maybe I should make myself a little more clear for your led-filled brain.

Horatio: Speed...

Speed: Who's the girl?

Ben: ...*sigh* Her name's Lori.

Speed: *looks at Horatio*

Horatio: How old is she?

Ben: Almost fifteen. We used to hang out and she hasn't seen me in a few weeks. I was assuming she hated me so I was trying to...Get her back.

Speed: Your little fire display is going to make the news.

Ben: I know, that's why I did it.

Horatio: Have you spoken to Lori since you stole the evidence?

Ben: No. Her dad's a cop I think. He probably locks her in her room. Did you know that she had to sneak out of the house just to see me? She's so oppressed.

Speed: Yeah I hear her dad tortures people in their attic.

Ben: Yeah! See? He knows what I'm talking about.

Horatio: *looks at Speed* ...Ben you're in some serious trouble.

Ben: Love makes you do crazy things.

Speed: Yeah well blowing up a fire truck shouldn't be one of them.

Ben: Do you guys know where she is? Can I talk to her?

Speed: No. Because where you're going, you'll come back very un-interested in women anyway.

Horatio: Speed.

Speed: *clears throat*

Horatio: Did you do anything else?

Ben: What do you mean?

Speed: Did you do any other stupid things that might annoy the police. It's a simple question.

Ben: Well I know she likes this one guy at her school. I've been talking to Enrique and he got together a couple of guys to take out a few people.

Horatio: Wait, wait a second. You sent someone to Lori's school to kill people?

Ben: Just the guy she's going out with. *laughs* And I know a few kids in there who deserve a good lickin' anyway.

Speed: H.

Horatio: *nods*

Speed: *leaves*

Horatio: *frowns* You'd better hope no one dies.

TBC............
 
You and your cliff hangers I swear! But awww its kinda cute that Ben did that to get Lori's attention. But then again its not cool. He could have killed someone.

Ben: Do you guys know where she is? Can I talk to her?

Speed: No. Because where you're going, you'll come back very un-interested in women anyway
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haha oh Speedy. Yean Ben don't drop the soap. lol.

But ohh I hope no one gets hurt at the school. Especially Lori for obvious reasons and Ash, I liked him he was a nice kid. Udpate soon please!
 
DAMN IT GENI! Cliffhangers are no fun...and you left Jess with her boobs caught in the bed rail. Only Jess could get her boobs caught, twice. YAY! Geni!
 
Damn, I knew I should have put:

Speed: No, you can't. You know why? Because now you're a suspect so go ahead and get comfortable. Leagally..

*sigh* Ah well, I'll have to stick to not stealing the writer's lines. :p

Ordinary Man

Highschool

Classroom

Claire: *pokes Lori* Hey.

Lori: I'm working.

Claire: Pfft, it's just Shakespeare. Okay did you see what Ash was wearing today?

Lori: I didn't make it my priority of the day, why?

Claire: Ugh he makes me want to lay my coat down for him to walk over puddles.

Lori: How many puddles do you think are in a highschool, Claire?

Emma: I heard Ash had to tutor some Juniors in the chem lab today.

Lori: Oooh gossip for the losers. I'm SO psyched.

Teacher: Lori, do you have something to add to the class?

Lori: No sir. I'm just being a loser back here. No need to pay attention. Well, that is unless you like to pay attention to losers. Some of us have our moments.

Teacher: Lori...

Lori: I'll shut up now.

Emma: Did you see those two hot guys walk in this morning?

Claire: *gasp* Where?

Emma: They were at the front of the school. They had these big overcoats on, and they had sunglasses and one of them had this big ol' hat on.

Lori: Did you find out what they wanted?

Emma: Nah, one of them was having gun troubles so he didn't have time to talk.

Lori: What? He had a gun?

Emma: Mhm. They both did. These bigass tech somethings.

Lori: *looks at Claire*

Claire: ...Should we say something?

Lori: Do you have your cell?

Claire: Are you kidding me? I never leave the house without it.

Lori: I need to borrow it.

Claire: Unfortunately Mr. Thompson took it away this morning. Apparently text messages about Shakespeare during a test aren't allowed. Pfft. I don't know who makes these rules.

Lori: *raises hand*

Thompson: Yes Lori?

Lori: I left something in your desk yesterday.

Thompson: How could that be? Yesterday was the weekend.

Lori: I meant three days ago.

Thompson: What was it?

Lori: A cell phone.

Thompson: You mean the same cell phone Claire was using to cheat on her exam?

Claire: Hey. Don't accuse and abuse. Names hurt.

Thompson: I didn't call you any names.

Lori: Well I don't really want to cause a big ruckus or anything but there are two guys in our school with guns.

Class starts laughing

Thompson: *laughing* That's very funny Lori but it won't get you out of the exam.

Lori: I'm serious.

Thompson: Why don't you just sit back down on your desk and review why Hamlet befriended Horatio.

Lori: Uh was it because he could save him from crazy gun-men in highschools?

Thompson: No.

Lori: Well it should be. *sits*

Jennifer: *leans over* Hey, are there really gun-men in the school?

Lori: Yeah.

Jennifer: Are they hot?

Lori: *lifts brow*

One guy runs in, starts shooting the ceiling. People scream, and the teacher stands. The guy shoots the teacher, and he dies.

Lori: *hides under desk*

Emma: See? I told you they were hot.

Lori: Not the time.

Jennifer: *crying* Are we going to die?

Lori: *rolls eyes*

Guy: If anyone leaves, I'll shoot! *walks out of classroom*

Claire: Okay so I vote next time we all believe Lori.

Emma: *nods*

Jennifer: *wiping nose* WE'RE GOING TO DIE!

Lori: No we're not. *stands, walks over to front desk*

Emma: Is he okay?

Lori: *kneels* ...No.

Emma: He's dead?

Everyone screams

Lori: Does anyone know where Ash is?

Claire: Chem room, remember?

Lori: We need to head that way.

Claire: Uh not with guys walking around shooting people.

Lori: You want more people to die?

Claire: Depends who it is.

Lori: Move it.

Claire: *sigh* If I get shot, it's your fault.

Halls

Emma: *screams*

Lori: Shh.

Emma: Sorry a piece of my hair fell on my arm and I thought it was a gun.

Lori: You hear that?

Claire: Sounds like crying.

Lori: Yeah it's coming from the classrooms.

Gun shots are heard, people scream

Lori: Where was that coming from?

Emma: History.

Lori: That's near the chem lab right?

Claire: You are seriously not thinking of going in there.

Lori: Claire, can you go find a phone?

Claire: Pfft can I find a phone. You don't know me very well.

Lori: Do it, but be safe.

Claire: What if I get shot?

Lori: Then you weren't very safe.

Claire: Ugh. *walks away*

Emma: *crying*

Lori: Em, we're fine.

Emma: I know but those people stopped crying and I think they're dead.

Lori: Well a lot more are going to be dead if we don't help them okay?

Emma: *nods*

Lori: Okay. Come on.

Chem lab

Lori: *opens door slowly*

Yard stick swings at door

Lori: Whoa!

Ash: Oh my God, Lori?

Lori: Yeah you mind watching where you swing that thing?

Ash: Sorry. Em, you okay?

Emma: Yeah.

Lori: Were they already in here?

Ash: Yeah. They missed me but...

Lori: *looks over at tables* I'm sorry.

Ash: What are we going to do?

Lori: We have to call for help. You have a phone?

Ash: No I left it in my locker.

Emma: Claire went to find one.

Ash: Alone?

Lori: Right now we have to worry about keeping everyone safe.

Ash: Easier said than done.

Emma: Yeah.

Shots fly, glass breaks

Emma: *screams*

Ash: *ducks*

Lori: *ducks* Where are they?

Ash: Just run.

Lori: *runs*

Ash: *runs*

Emma: *trips*

Lori: *turns around*

Gun man walks in, shoots Emma. She dies.

Ash: Come on! *grabs Lori*

Lori: Let's go find Claire.

Ash: Yeah.

TBC..........
 
Awwwwww that was a sad chapter. So many people dying and and...ok i have no idea what to say. I'm glad Lori and Ash are ok. Well atleast for now. And seriously if someone says theres a gun in the school you believe them. I bet the teacher wishes he did now. Update soon please.
 
Geni, you can't leave it like that! Well, except that you did, so obviously you can... You know what I mean.
 
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