CSI:Miami Road Trip 6: One Question. Are We There Yet?

Link to the old thread here

Welcome to the CSI:Miami Road Trip!

Summary: The Miami CSIs and a bunch of TalkCSI members, inside their Hummerhome investigating cases, or just plain having fun. - It's supposed to be a satire but it drifts every now and then to serious, dramatic, comedic, or just plain action-packed. This is not an RP.

Characters: All the Miami characters from Season Two.

Rating: Coincides with the Board Rules. That's all you have to know.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. As you can tell, because I'm not shoving money in front of your faces. All belongs to CBS.


This is of course the sixth thread, so if there are any new faces around the likes of the RT, don't feel bad if you're confused about the goings-on.

To recap:

The team is back in the Hummerhome, after the explosion of the lab, and the murder of one of our dearest characters, Katie. She was Speed's wife, and they have a daughter yadda yadda yadda. It's not as soapy as it seems. Now the team is in the Hummerhome, going down to Juarez, Mexico to catch Katie's killer, as Trevor (one of the accomplices) was sent to prison after confessing to the crime. The team has to catch Ramirez (the second murderer) before it's too late. Speed and Carly have gone about it on their own, so they're able to get revenge once and for all. (Carly went because she didn't want to go by the law. She wants results, and she wants them fast.)

Now I know it seems a lot like 'Rio', and I'm sorry for that. I didn't realize I was writing it like that until it was too late. I don't care, it's my fic and I'm better than Donahue. (Well okay maybe not. She's richer, and older.)

But there will be more going on, so bear with me! This storyline will not take up the entire thread. - If it gets that far, of course. Usually they take up two pages, max. (And those are some bigass pages)

So grab a seat, get comfortable, and enjoy the ride!

I'll have a chapter up soon enough, so anyone from the other thread who would like to review the previous chapters, can do so here if they'd like.

 

Alright, here is the first chapter from the 6th RT thread. And, hopefully there will be many, many more chapters in the future.

And thank you for the compliment about my brain. I've had it for as long as I can remember.

LAUREN! *huggles* Welcome welcome! Glad to have you on board for this one.

Are We There Yet?

Hummerhome, Next morning

Horatio: Everyone up. *puts on shades* We have to head to Juarez.

Calleigh: It's too early.

Horatio: It's ten am.

Calleigh: And that's ten hours too early.

Delko: Come on, five more minutes?

Horatio: Five minutes isn't going to make a difference. You're just going to ask for five more minutes after.

Calleigh: Unless we ask for ten more minutes.

Horatio: Get up.

Anni: *runs into dinette* HOLY HELL!

Horatio: Are you alright?

Anni: I JUST HAD A DREAM ABOUT SPEED!

Jess: Ooh, do tell.

Anni: Alright, we'll it all started out innocent enough...

[FLASHBACK TO DREAMLAND]

Anni: Well hello Speedy boy.

Speed: *smiles* Hey.

Anni: *walks along beach* So how was your day?

Speed: *wearing a toga* I destroyed two dragons with my flaming biceps, and then I ate it's eyeballs for lunch.

Anni: *giggles* Oh Timtron, you're so strong.

Speed: *smiling* I know.

(Timtron moves his long, flowing curly brown hair over his shoulders, and whisks Anni into his arms)

Anni: Ooh my mighty Timtron.

Speed: *leans closer* My darling Anni.

Anni: *wraps arms around Speed's neck*

Speed: *kisses Anni*

(few seconds later, a noise is heard)

Speed: *lifts head* OH NO!

Anni: No, don't worry about it. We have time before whatever it is kills us.

Speed: It's the Orange Radio Of Dispair!

Anni: Hmm...It looks kind of like Horatio.

Speed: *puts down Anni* I'll take care of him.

Radio: *takes off shades* YOU DESTROYED MY PET WUBBA AND NOW YOU MUST DIE!

Speed: I didn't mean to kill it mister Orange! He was attacking me so I couldn't help what my flaming biceps did!

Radio: It doesn't matter. Now there is no more Mustard left for the pink polar bears. You've really done it this time Timtron. And now you must face the consequences. The Shades of Punishment will wreak my vengeance.

Anni: *screams*

Radio: *throws his shades*

Speed: NOOOOO!

Anni: Can't I have one last kiss?

Speed: Are you kidding me? RUN!

Anni: *runs*

Speed: *runs*

(Shades of Punishment fly behind Speed and Anni)

Anni: There's no time! Save yourself!

Speed: Okay! *runs away*

Anni: *stops running* What?

(Shades of Punishment hit Anni right in the face)

[FLASHBACK TO THE REAL WORLD, PRESENT]

Anni: And that's when I woke up.

Everyone: 0_0

Anni: ...What?

Horatio: Let's just....Start up the Hummerhome.

Motel Room

Speed: Come on, we have to head out of here.

Carly: I'm with you all the way.

Speed: Did you need anything to eat?

Carly: No, I'm okay. Why are we in such a hurry?

Speed: We have to get there before Horatio and the team. We don't want them to see us.

Carly: How do we find Ramirez?

Speed: We should ask around.

Carly: Um...Ask the drug dealers and pimps? I don't think so.

Speed: It's okay, I'll be with you.

Carly: What if you get shanked or something?

Speed: *lifts brow*

Carly: ..Oh alright, let's go aleady.

Speed: Yeah.

Carly: *opens door, stops* Wait.

Speed: What?

Carly: Who were you really thinking about yesterday?

Speed: It's not important.

Carly: Was it me?

Speed: No.

Carly: Calleigh?

Speed: No.

Carly: Anni?

Speed: No.

Carly: ....Eric?

Speed: Will you go already?

Carly: I was just curious.

Speed: Move it girl.

Carly: Alright, I'm going. Geez you're really excited to kill this guy aren't you?

Speed: You could say that.

Carly: Well I just did.

Speed: *frowns*

Carly: Yeah I know, move it right?

Speed: Exactly.

Carly: Fine but I get to hold onto you. I hate holding onto those bar things on the back of the Ducati. It scares the hell out of me.

Speed: Fine.

Carly: Really?

Speed: If it'll get you out the door.

Carly: Done and done. *walks out*

Speed: *shakes head, leaves*

TBC.........

 

Oooh so many Canucks here, so little time.

*huggles my American, Australian, and French friends as well*

And I'm very happy y'all are liking things around here so far! I certainly never imagined making it to six threads. Of course, it wouldn't have gone that far without you guys.

How's aboot another chapter?

A Different Shade Of Hummer

Hummerhome

Anni: How come no one will talk to me?

Delko: Because you scare us.

Anni: ....*twiddles thumbs* It's not like I was going to tell him about the dream.

Jess: I'm not even sure why you told us about the dream.

Anni: HEY. You asked.

Jess: I didn't think it was going to be something out of a bad Roman-esc porn movie.

Anni: *frowns* It was Greek.

Jess: Apples and oranges.

Anni: No, Greece and Rome. Two completely different places.

Jess: They both wear togas.

Anni: The countries do not wear togas.

Jess: You know what I mean.

Horatio: Can we stop talking about her dreams?

Anni: You guys wanted to know!

Calleigh: Did you have to describe the kiss word for word?

Anni: More like sensation for sensation. *sigh*

Everyone: *blank stare*

Anni: ...You have to be in my head to understand.

Jess: I'm glad I'm not there.

Anni: *punches Jess*

Jess: Ow.

Delko: Thank you for ruining my appetite.

Anni: You weren't even eating.

Delko: I was tempted to, but after I heard the dream I wasn't so sure.

Carole: I thought it was nice.

Anni: See? SOMEONE agrees with me.

Carole: I liked the part where he ran off without her.

Anni: ...*frowns* Okay not cool.

Delko: *laughs* Yeah and his flowing long curly brown hair?

Calleigh: *giggling* And his flaming biceps.

Jess: Did I mention the pink polar bears going without their precious mustard? *starts laughing*

Anni: YOU HAD TO BE THERE!

Side of the highway, in Texas

Speed: *looking down at cell phone*

Carly: Do you know where we are?

Speed: ...Sure.

Carly: We're lost, aren't we?

Speed: We're not lost. We're...Misplaced.

Carly: Misplaced. Nice save.

Speed: *looks around* Well there's a whole lot of...Nothing around here.

Carly: Yeah I noticed that when the tumbleweed went by. I didn't know that actually happens.

Speed: Well we should try and find a gas station and look for directions.

Carly: ...Okay you're the first man that I've EVER known who wanted to ask for directions.

Speed: *pressing buttons on cell phone* I'm quite a catch.

Carly: *laughs*

Speed: Okay we were about two miles outside San Antonio. We've been travelling for about three hours so....I have no idea where we are.

Carly: What are you doing with your phone then?

Speed: I'm playing solitaire. Wanna play?

Carly: ...Um, no thanks. Shouldn't we be finding some people?

Speed: When you see some, let me know.

Carly: *rolls eyes*

Speed: Look, it's going to take a while to find out where we are, so get comfortable.

Carly: *sits on the ground* Alright, this is as comfortable as my Australian ass is going to get.

Speed: *looks down* I'm sorry I got us lost, so sue me.

Carly: I thought you were supposed to be good at this.

Speed: What?

Carly: You know, searching for things.

Speed: This is a slightly bigger scale.

Carly: Well I thought you knew where you were going.

Speed: Did I ever say I knew where I was going? No.

Carly: Wow you picked a great time to tell me that you don't know anything about getting to Mexico.

Speed: I got us this far.

Carly: Yeah well look where we are now Speed. In the middle of a desert.

Speed: Yeah that's because we're in Texas.

Carly: Wow you just solved the problem there CSI boy. Now that I know we're still in Texas, I can rest easy tonight. Oh wait, I'll probably be sleeping on the ground IN A DESERT!

Speed: *looks at Carly*

Carly: ...I'm really sorry.

Speed: It's alright.

Carly: You're not going to yell at me?

Speed: *looking down at phone* GPS says we're about 400 miles from Juarez.

Carly: ...You have a GPS on your phone.

Speed: Yeah that and solitaire. Phones are amazing these days.

Carly: *stands* So we're not lost?

Speed: We're not totally lost.

Carly: *frowns*

Speed: If we leave from here, we should hit a motel tonight in a small city called Padro.

Carly: Sounds exciting.

Speed: *tilts head* Yeah well not as exciting as it could be.

Carly: ...What?

Speed: We're going to be in a crappy motel, on a mission of vengeance and it's a million degrees out here.

Carly: I see.

Speed: *gets on motorcycle* Come on.

Carly: Fine. *sits on bike, wraps arms around Speed*

Speed: *revs engine*

Carly: *slaps Speed*

Speed: *smirks*

TBC...........

 

Well, it would be very helpful to have someone who knows so much about the area. I always like to add realism to the story in any way possible, and to make the information as factual as possible.

If you'd like, I would be interested in getting some information about Juarez from you via PM first, and then we'll see how things go from there.

And thank you for the nice compliment. I should have more chapters soon.

 

I'll be sure to let you know when I need the info.

Now, for another chapter.

Flying High

9 pm, Motel

Carly: Great, another crappy motel.

Speed: This one has two beds.

Carly: That's...A little better.

Speed: *opens door*

Carly: Um...There's underwear hanging on the lampshade.

Speed: So the room has personality.

Carly: Personality? More like it's own wardrobe.

Speed: *nods*

Carly: Oh look, chocolate on the pillows.

Speed: ....I don't think that's chocolate.

Carly: *runs behind Speed* Okay this room scares me.

Speed: You'll be fine.

Carly: Um, you don't have what looks like rat dung on your pillow.

Speed: So sleep in my bed.

Carly: *lifts brow*

Speed: Alone. I get your bed.

Carly: Oh. OH HEY we have a minibar. Want some?

Speed: Sure.

Carly: *throws vodka* Go for it.

Speed: *looks down* Alright. *drinks*

Carly: *grabs gin*

Speed: *coughs* Wow this is terrible.

Carly: Look at the motel we're in Speed.

Speed: Well said.

Carly: *lifts gin bottle* Here's to...Road Trips in the middle of nowhere.

Speed: *lifts vodka* Here here.

Speed and Carly drink

Carly: *coughing*

Speed: *covers mouth*

Carly: WOW that's strong stuff.

Speed: One more swig, and I think it'll burn my throat.

Carly: Well at least it's one thing in this room that packs a punch.

Speed: *nods*

Hummerhome

Anni: OKAY GUYS! We've spent all day making fun of my dream. Can we stop now?

Everyone is laughing hysterically

Anni: *sigh* I swear to God when this is over, I'm going to get them back.

Motel, 11 pm

Carly: WOW I'M WASTED!

Speed: *staggers to the bed* You and me both.

Carly: *giggles* So what should we do now?

Speed: *crawls on bed* I don't know.

Carly: LET'S MAKE A FORT! We can make them out of pillows.

Speed: I think we're going to need more pillows.

Carly: Let's use the blankets and chairs.

Speed: Why are we making a fort?

Carly: I don't know. *starts to giggle* OH! I REMEMBLER! The Wubba monster is outside the door.

Speed: Uh oh.

Carly: Yeah, yeah he can't get into the fort. It'll be our force field.

Speed: What if it can get through force fields?

Carly: Then we're screwed, Speedy.

Speed: I hear ya.

10 minutes, and five pillows, 2 blankets, and three chairs later

Carly: *turns on flashlight* Okay it can't get in here.

Speed: I know. I put salt all around us.

Carly: Why?

Speed: Wubba monsters don't like salt.

Carly: How do you know?

Speed: I'm not sure. I think I read it in National Geographic.

Carly: *starts to giggle*

Speed: QUICK QUICK! CLOSE THE FLAPS!

Carly: *swings blanket across, falls over, grabs Speed*

Speed: AH! *falls over ontop of Carly*

Carly: *giggling*

Speed: Way to go. You could have ruined everything.

Carly: Oh relax, no Wubba's gettin' in here tonight.

Speed: He might be able to hear us.

Carly: *laughing* Ooooh shhhhhh.

Speed: Shhhhh.

Carly: *giggling*

Speed: *smiles*

Carly: *stops giggling* ...Hey you're smiling.

Speed: *smile fades* The Wubba monster can't find me because of that right?

Carly: No I think it only goes for people with strange teeth and hip flub. I think I read somewhere that the Wubba Monster ate Jerry Springer but I could be wrong.

Speed: *puts a finger over Carly's mouth* Shhh.

Carly: *stares at Speed*

Speed: *leans closer*

Carly: *swallows*

Speed: *stops* ...I'm sorry.

Carly: For what?

Speed: *sits up* Um...I've kind of got a headache. You mind if I just go to bed?

Carly: Not at all.

Speed: *holds head* I feel like I'm about to pass out.

Carly: *laughing* Yeah alcohol does that.

Speed: *stands, walks over to bed, lays down*

Carly: *crawls out from fort* You okay?

Speed: Yeah just...Turn off the moon.

Carly: ...The blinds are closed.

Speed: I know.

Carly: *turns off lamp*

Speed: Thank you.

Carly: Ew, I touched the underwear. *giggles*

TBC.........