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CSI:Miami Road Trip 6: One Question. Are We There Yet?
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99 Problems
Columbia, next morning
Speed: *looking down at phone*
Lori: ...Have you been here before?
Speed: No, why.
Lori: Well you seem pretty casual.
Speed: Yeah.
Lori: Yeah?
Speed: *looks around* So where is this guy?
Lori: Won't mom and everyone else be looking for us?
Speed: I left a note that said you left something back at the house. They shouldn't worry.
Lori: Um...So if we die out here, won't they get a little suspicious?
Speed: No one's going to die.
Lori: *grabs Speed* There he is, there he is.
Speed: Over there?
Lori: Yeah at that hut.
Speed: *puts badge in pocket, places on shades*
Lori: What are you doing?
Speed: If he sees a cop, he's going to kill me.
Lori: Uh yeah so what's with the shades?
Speed: It's very sunny.
Lori: *shakes head*
Speed: Alright here's the plan.
Hut
Marquez: MARI!
Mari: Yes sir.
Marquez: I said I wanted 200 American dollars and you came back with 40.
Mari: The client didn't have enough.
Marquez: Enough? What do you mean he didn't have enough? I don't pay you to give me that excuse! *raises fist*
Speed: *grabs Marquez' fist* Whoa there, you might hurt someone.
Marquez: *turns around* Who the hell are you?
Speed: I live in the area.
Marquez: *laughs* This is my area.
Speed: Okay, I live in the area where your ugly ass hasn't been before.
Marquez: *frowns*
Speed: I found your girl.
Marquez: What girl?
Lori: *walks out from behind Speed*
Marquez: *smiles* Lori. My best girl.
Speed: Gee I wonder how you could have ever forgotten her.
Marquez: Where did you find her?
Speed: She's been living in my garage.
Marquez: Alright leave her here, and get out.
Speed: I don't think so.
Marquez: *pulls out gun* I suggest you take my advice.
Speed: Or what, you'll shoot me? Great I won't have to go to work tomorrow.
Marquez: Lori get over here.
Lori: *shakes head*
Marquez: I took care of you for eight years and this is how you repay me? *points gun at Lori*
Speed: Do what he says.
Lori: What?
Speed: Just do it.
Lori: *walks over*
Marquez: Good. Now that I have my best girl back, we can get back to business and I can make my money.
Lori: *looks down at floor*
Marquez: Lori, I'll meet you in my bedroom.
Speed: *looks at Lori*
Lori: ...
Marquez: Lori. Do what I say.
Speed: *frowns*
Lori: *looks at Speed*
Speed: *lifts brow*
Lori: *walks away*
Marquez: You, get out of here.
Speed: What are you going to do to her?
Marquez: What, you want in too?
Speed: No. I just want to know what she's getting herself back into.
Marquez: She's my best girl.
Speed: Yeah you've said that before.
Marquez: Mari, escort him out.
Mari: *nods*
Marquez: *walks away*
Mari: *stares at Speed*
Speed: *looks at Mari*
Mari: This way, sir.
Outside
Mari: You'd better get out of here before he comes back out.
Speed: You're Australian.
Mari: *nods* I've been here five years. He murdered my family while we were on vacation.
Speed: Tough break.
Mari: Compared to this, I'd rather die.
Speed: *nods*
Mari: You're not actually from around here are you?
Speed: No.
Mari: Why did you sell Lori back to him?
Speed: That's not what's happening.
Mari: ...
Speed: I'm a cop.
Mari: You....Might not want to say that so loudly around here.
Speed: Good advice.
Mari: Did you find her family?
Speed: Actually, I am her family. I'm her father.
Screaming heard from the hut
Mari: Looks like she pissed him off.
Speed: Stay out here.
Mari: You can't go back in there.
Speed: *walks away*
Mari: *sigh* They really are related.
Hut
Lori: *throws a pan*
Marquez: GET OVER HERE!
Lori: Go to hell!
Marquez: *grabs Lori*
Lori: Get off of me you jackass. *punches Marquez in the face*
Marquez: OW! *holding face*
Lori: *grabs pan, starts beating Marquez*
Marquez: *falls*
Lori: *beating him* YOU RUINED MY LIFE! I HATE YOU, YOU PIECE OF SH-
Speed: *grabs pan* Lori, stop.
Lori: *crying* LOOK WHAT HE DID TO ME! HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO LIVE! *grabs pan back*
Mari: *walks in slowly*
Lori: I HATE YOU! *starts hitting the counter*
Mari: *watching*
Lori: YOU TOOK ME AWAY! YOU HURT ME! *smashing pan against counter* YOU LET THEM TAKE ME!
Speed: *lifts brow*
Lori: I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS, YOU RUINED MY LIFE! YOU DON'T LOVE ME! *throws pan through window*
Mari: *covers mouth*
Lori: *crying, falls onto floor*
Speed: ...I'm...I'm sorry.
Lori: *crying*
Speed: *kneels* Lori...
Lori: ...Daddy.
Speed: *hugs Lori*
Lori: *hugs Speed*
Speed: I'm sorry.
Lori: *nods*
Mari: ....We gonna let him bleed all over the floor, because I just washed that.
TBC...........
Columbia, next morning
Speed: *looking down at phone*
Lori: ...Have you been here before?
Speed: No, why.
Lori: Well you seem pretty casual.
Speed: Yeah.
Lori: Yeah?
Speed: *looks around* So where is this guy?
Lori: Won't mom and everyone else be looking for us?
Speed: I left a note that said you left something back at the house. They shouldn't worry.
Lori: Um...So if we die out here, won't they get a little suspicious?
Speed: No one's going to die.
Lori: *grabs Speed* There he is, there he is.
Speed: Over there?
Lori: Yeah at that hut.
Speed: *puts badge in pocket, places on shades*
Lori: What are you doing?
Speed: If he sees a cop, he's going to kill me.
Lori: Uh yeah so what's with the shades?
Speed: It's very sunny.
Lori: *shakes head*
Speed: Alright here's the plan.
Hut
Marquez: MARI!
Mari: Yes sir.
Marquez: I said I wanted 200 American dollars and you came back with 40.
Mari: The client didn't have enough.
Marquez: Enough? What do you mean he didn't have enough? I don't pay you to give me that excuse! *raises fist*
Speed: *grabs Marquez' fist* Whoa there, you might hurt someone.
Marquez: *turns around* Who the hell are you?
Speed: I live in the area.
Marquez: *laughs* This is my area.
Speed: Okay, I live in the area where your ugly ass hasn't been before.
Marquez: *frowns*
Speed: I found your girl.
Marquez: What girl?
Lori: *walks out from behind Speed*
Marquez: *smiles* Lori. My best girl.
Speed: Gee I wonder how you could have ever forgotten her.
Marquez: Where did you find her?
Speed: She's been living in my garage.
Marquez: Alright leave her here, and get out.
Speed: I don't think so.
Marquez: *pulls out gun* I suggest you take my advice.
Speed: Or what, you'll shoot me? Great I won't have to go to work tomorrow.
Marquez: Lori get over here.
Lori: *shakes head*
Marquez: I took care of you for eight years and this is how you repay me? *points gun at Lori*
Speed: Do what he says.
Lori: What?
Speed: Just do it.
Lori: *walks over*
Marquez: Good. Now that I have my best girl back, we can get back to business and I can make my money.
Lori: *looks down at floor*
Marquez: Lori, I'll meet you in my bedroom.
Speed: *looks at Lori*
Lori: ...
Marquez: Lori. Do what I say.
Speed: *frowns*
Lori: *looks at Speed*
Speed: *lifts brow*
Lori: *walks away*
Marquez: You, get out of here.
Speed: What are you going to do to her?
Marquez: What, you want in too?
Speed: No. I just want to know what she's getting herself back into.
Marquez: She's my best girl.
Speed: Yeah you've said that before.
Marquez: Mari, escort him out.
Mari: *nods*
Marquez: *walks away*
Mari: *stares at Speed*
Speed: *looks at Mari*
Mari: This way, sir.
Outside
Mari: You'd better get out of here before he comes back out.
Speed: You're Australian.
Mari: *nods* I've been here five years. He murdered my family while we were on vacation.
Speed: Tough break.
Mari: Compared to this, I'd rather die.
Speed: *nods*
Mari: You're not actually from around here are you?
Speed: No.
Mari: Why did you sell Lori back to him?
Speed: That's not what's happening.
Mari: ...
Speed: I'm a cop.
Mari: You....Might not want to say that so loudly around here.
Speed: Good advice.
Mari: Did you find her family?
Speed: Actually, I am her family. I'm her father.
Screaming heard from the hut
Mari: Looks like she pissed him off.
Speed: Stay out here.
Mari: You can't go back in there.
Speed: *walks away*
Mari: *sigh* They really are related.
Hut
Lori: *throws a pan*
Marquez: GET OVER HERE!
Lori: Go to hell!
Marquez: *grabs Lori*
Lori: Get off of me you jackass. *punches Marquez in the face*
Marquez: OW! *holding face*
Lori: *grabs pan, starts beating Marquez*
Marquez: *falls*
Lori: *beating him* YOU RUINED MY LIFE! I HATE YOU, YOU PIECE OF SH-
Speed: *grabs pan* Lori, stop.
Lori: *crying* LOOK WHAT HE DID TO ME! HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO LIVE! *grabs pan back*
Mari: *walks in slowly*
Lori: I HATE YOU! *starts hitting the counter*
Mari: *watching*
Lori: YOU TOOK ME AWAY! YOU HURT ME! *smashing pan against counter* YOU LET THEM TAKE ME!
Speed: *lifts brow*
Lori: I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS, YOU RUINED MY LIFE! YOU DON'T LOVE ME! *throws pan through window*
Mari: *covers mouth*
Lori: *crying, falls onto floor*
Speed: ...I'm...I'm sorry.
Lori: *crying*
Speed: *kneels* Lori...
Lori: ...Daddy.
Speed: *hugs Lori*
Lori: *hugs Speed*
Speed: I'm sorry.
Lori: *nods*
Mari: ....We gonna let him bleed all over the floor, because I just washed that.
TBC...........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Awwww oh my gosh can I join in on the huggin to because that was so friggin sad. Seriously I came this close to crying. *pinches fingers together* Awwww poor Lori, that poor thing I can't even imagine what she must be feeling right now, nor do I think I want to. And poor Mari Marquez killed his family awwww. *huggles...everyone!* Update soon please.
994 posts.
Anyway, :lol:
Let The Rain Stop Falling
Restaurant, Columbia
Lori: *staring at food*
Speed: *drinking water*
Lori: ...
Speed: *looks out the window*
Lori: I'm sorry, I-
Speed: It's okay.
Lori: I didn't mean to say those things.
Speed: Whether you did or not, you were right.
Lori: *shakes head*
Speed: Lori, I would have rather let all of Miami die instead of letting you go but I made a choice, and it was the wrong one either way. I screwed up. I'd hate me too.
Lori: *frowns* I don't hate you.
Speed: Look, let's just get out of here. *grabs keys*
Lori: *nods* Fine.
Next afternoon, Hummerhome
Horatio: They had better be back here fast because we need to head out.
Katie: Well if they went back to the house, they shouldn't have been gone so long.
Carly: Maybe they just got lost.
Katie: How can you get lost in Miami?
Carly: I've gotten lost in Miami.
Katie: You don't live here.
Carly: Yes I do.
Katie: Well you didn't before.
Carly: I know, that's what I meant when I said I've gotten lost. Geez you Americans take everything so literally.
Katie: Pfft.
Anni: I hear a motorbike.
Delko: They're back.
Jess: Good because I was starting to get bored.
Katie: What you're only entertained when they're here?
Jess: Yes.
Katie: Well they're not very entertaining at home.
Anni: Tim's entertaining in my dreams.
Katie: Shut up.
Delko: Hey is this a new entertainment centre?
Carly: No we bought that for the last Hummerhome. I re-painted it.
Delko: How?
Carly: ...Paint. What, you want me to draw you a picture?
Delko: Yes please.
Speed: *walks in* We're back.
Katie: *narrows eyes*
Speed: What?
Katie: You tanned.
Speed: ...I...Did?
Katie: You smell like South America.
Speed: How can I smell like South America?
Katie: Man my hormones are throwing me off.
Speed: Huh? What hormones? Why?
Katie: ...Nothing.
Lori: *sits on couch* Let's go.
Delko: OW! I'm still tied to the couch here.
Lori: Sorry.
Delko: Which reminds me. Can I be un-tied? I kind of have to pee.
Calleigh: *throws bottle*
Delko: What's this for?
Calleigh: Do you stuff.
Delko: You're all sitting out here.
Carly: Actually I'm lying on the floor.
Jess: I'm sitting on the counter.
Delko: I'm not peeing in a bottle.
Calleigh: I-
Speed: If you say the word 'guesses' or 'Mountain Dew', I'm leaving.
Calleigh: *closes mouth*
Horatio: We *puts on shades* Never close.
Won't Get Fooled Again starts to play in the background
Everyone: ....
Calleigh: Oh sorry I was leaning on the stereo. *turns off music*
TBC...........
Anyway, :lol:
Let The Rain Stop Falling
Restaurant, Columbia
Lori: *staring at food*
Speed: *drinking water*
Lori: ...
Speed: *looks out the window*
Lori: I'm sorry, I-
Speed: It's okay.
Lori: I didn't mean to say those things.
Speed: Whether you did or not, you were right.
Lori: *shakes head*
Speed: Lori, I would have rather let all of Miami die instead of letting you go but I made a choice, and it was the wrong one either way. I screwed up. I'd hate me too.
Lori: *frowns* I don't hate you.
Speed: Look, let's just get out of here. *grabs keys*
Lori: *nods* Fine.
Next afternoon, Hummerhome
Horatio: They had better be back here fast because we need to head out.
Katie: Well if they went back to the house, they shouldn't have been gone so long.
Carly: Maybe they just got lost.
Katie: How can you get lost in Miami?
Carly: I've gotten lost in Miami.
Katie: You don't live here.
Carly: Yes I do.
Katie: Well you didn't before.
Carly: I know, that's what I meant when I said I've gotten lost. Geez you Americans take everything so literally.
Katie: Pfft.
Anni: I hear a motorbike.
Delko: They're back.
Jess: Good because I was starting to get bored.
Katie: What you're only entertained when they're here?
Jess: Yes.
Katie: Well they're not very entertaining at home.
Anni: Tim's entertaining in my dreams.
Katie: Shut up.
Delko: Hey is this a new entertainment centre?
Carly: No we bought that for the last Hummerhome. I re-painted it.
Delko: How?
Carly: ...Paint. What, you want me to draw you a picture?
Delko: Yes please.
Speed: *walks in* We're back.
Katie: *narrows eyes*
Speed: What?
Katie: You tanned.
Speed: ...I...Did?
Katie: You smell like South America.
Speed: How can I smell like South America?
Katie: Man my hormones are throwing me off.
Speed: Huh? What hormones? Why?
Katie: ...Nothing.
Lori: *sits on couch* Let's go.
Delko: OW! I'm still tied to the couch here.
Lori: Sorry.
Delko: Which reminds me. Can I be un-tied? I kind of have to pee.
Calleigh: *throws bottle*
Delko: What's this for?
Calleigh: Do you stuff.
Delko: You're all sitting out here.
Carly: Actually I'm lying on the floor.
Jess: I'm sitting on the counter.
Delko: I'm not peeing in a bottle.
Calleigh: I-
Speed: If you say the word 'guesses' or 'Mountain Dew', I'm leaving.
Calleigh: *closes mouth*
Horatio: We *puts on shades* Never close.
Won't Get Fooled Again starts to play in the background
Everyone: ....
Calleigh: Oh sorry I was leaning on the stereo. *turns off music*
TBC...........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
I dont' think that really fit in there lol. But oh H man you and your one liners lol.
Hahaha oh man I laughed so hard when I read that. Teehee. Go Calleigh.
And what hormones!? I'm so confuzzled. Ok, I'm not really but I am lol. Anyways yay! Hawaii here we come!
I bet he is Anni. I bet he is. lol. Seriously I still can't get over the whole Timtron thing, I think that was the most hilarious thing I have ever read lol.
And poor Delkipoo he's still tied to the couch. And awww Stalkerazzi! Heck yes. Teehee. Update soon please!
Okay guys, one last update and then onward to the new thread! Um...When I remember to post it. Ah there's still, what, 4 posts left until this becomes history? :lol:
One Question. Are We There Yet?
Hummerhome, 5 pm
Delko: Are we there yet?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are we there yet?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are we there yet?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are we there yet?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are we there yet?
Horatio: *frowns* No.
Delko: Are we there yet?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are we there YET?
Horatio: *glaring* No.
Delko: ...
Horatio: ...
Delko: Arewethereyet?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are you sure we're not there yet?
Horatio: I'm sure.
Delko: ...Are we there now?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are we there yet?
Speed: It's a red light you jackass. *slaps Eric in the back of the head*
Delko: Ow.
Horatio: *angry sigh*
Five minutes later
Delko: ...Are we there yet?
Everyone: NO!
Delko: ...Sorry.
Five minutes later
Delko: Can you hear me now?
Everyone: ...
Delko: You thought I was going to say 'are we there yet'. Ha. Untie me.
Speed: No.
Delko: Why not?
Speed: *puts duct tape over Delko's mouth*
Delko: *mumbling*
Horatio: Where did you get duct tape?
Speed: Everyone has duct tape.
Fifteen minutes later
Delko: *eats through tape* ...Are we there yet?
Carly: Do NOT mess with me when I have PMS.
Delko: What's that? Some kind of mad cow disease?
Carly: *frowns*
Delko: Hey Katie, do you have PMS?
Katie: *frowns*
Speed: What the hell kind of question is that?
Delko: Well she always seems mad.
Katie: *punches Delko*
Delko: OW!
Five minutes later
Delko: Hey Lori?
Lori: What.
Delko: Do you have PMS?
Speed: *punches Delko*
Delko: OW!
Five minutes later
Delko: Wow you guys sure look like you're up for a great conversation. How about that weather? It's all hot and sunny out there. Right? ...
Everyone: ...
Delko: Tough crowd. OH! Can we play 'I spy with my little eye'?
Everyone: No.
Delko: Okay. I spy with my little eye, something that is...Green.
Lori: Eric, EVERYTHING'S green. It's Florida.
Delko: Okay okay. I spy with my little eye, something that is scaly.
Carly: Scaly? You can't use scaly.
Delko: Why not?
Carly: You're supposed to say colors not adjectives.
Delko: A color is an adjective.
Carly: Use colors only.
Delko: Okay fine. I spy with my little eye, something that is red.
Calleigh: HORATIO'S HAIR!
Delko: ...His hair isn't red.
Calleigh: Yes it is.
Delko: No it's not, it's blonde.
Calleigh: It's red.
Delko: Blonde.
Calleigh: Red.
Delko: Blonde.
Calleigh: Red.
Delko: Blonde.
Calleigh: Red.
Delko: BLONDE.
Calleigh: RED.
Delko: BLONDE.
Calleigh: RED!
Delko: BLONDE!
Calleigh: STRAWBERRY BLONDE! HA. I win.
Delko: I didn't say strawberry blonde. I said red and you got it wrong.
Calleigh: His hair is red. Horatio your hair is red.
Horatio: I'm not in this.
Calleigh: It's your head.
Horatio: I can't see my own head.
Calleigh: You never look in a mirror?
Horatio: I prefer to see myself as I was in the past, not as I am now.
Speed: That explains a few things.
Horatio: What?
Speed: I said they're expanding a few things.
Horatio: Where?
Speed: The causeway.
Horatio: We're not on the causeway.
Speed: I was making a general observation to change the subject from Eric's stupid game.
Delko: It's not stupid. I spy with my little eye, something that i-
Calleigh: Uh, I won. That means it's my turn to pick a color.
Delko: I told you, you were wrong.
Calleigh: I wasn't wrong. I spy with my little eye, someth-
Delko: No! It's MY TURN! BACK OFF!
Jess: I don't like this game.
Calleigh: It's my turn.
Delko: No it's not.
Calleigh: Yes it is.
Delko: No it's not.
Calleigh: Yes it is.
Delko: NO IT'S NOT! *throws shoe*
Calleigh: OW!
Delko: Oh man I wasn't aiming for your head, I'm sorry.
Calleigh: *narrows eyes* DIE! *throws shoe*
Speed: OW! That was my head! I thought you were supposed to be good shot!
Calleigh: I am.
Speed: *frowns*
Delko: Haha you were aiming for his head.
Speed: No she wasn't. Calleigh you weren't.
Calleigh: Maybe I was.
Speed: What did I ever do to you?
Calleigh: Well recently, y-
Speed: Don't answer that.
Carly: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Jess: What's your problem?
Carly: GAH!. *crawls into a little ball*
Delko: Okay. I spy with my little eye something that is-
Speed: Dead.
Delko: What?
Speed: *punches Delko*
Delko: OW! Horatio tell him to stop.
Horatio: Speed...
Speed: *angry sigh*
Lori: You're going to let the red head push you around?
Speed: He's my boss.
Lori: So?
Speed: So I want to keep my job.
Delko: Oh hey let's play 'what's that smell?'
Carly: Dear God no.
Delko: OH! OH! Can we play pictionary?
Jess: You don't even have a pen or paper.
Speed: Or arms.
Delko: Then how did I throw the shoe?
Speed: You need more duct tape.
Delko: Who's shoe did I throw?
Speed: You aren't even wearing shoes.
Delko: Man your perspective gets crazy when you're tied to the couch.
Colton: ....I'm scared to say anything.
Katie: Don't worry, these are the good times. OH! Tim?
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: You know the Maury Show right?
Speed: ....Yeah.
Katie: And you know how he'll be doing a special show in Hawaii?
Speed: *frowns* ...Yeah...
Katie: Well I called, and got us tickets.
Speed: ...
Katie: To be on the show.
Speed: You mean...In the audience right?
Katie: Nope. *hands over pamflet*
Speed: *opens page* ....My Husband Has Cheated On Me Over 20 Times And He Might Not Even Be The Baby's Father?
Katie: It'll be fun.
Speed: Not for me it won't.
Lori: Oh haha man I can see the drama now.
Katie: We get a free hotel room. And you get a free polygraph.
Speed: I never consented to this.
Katie: Why? You have something to hide?
Speed: No.
Anni: Damn.
Speed: Are you in this conversation?
Anni: No but I'm not really in much of any of the conversations.
Speed: We are not going on the Maury Show.
Katie: Come on, you'll like it.
Speed: Only if you get polygraphed first.
Katie: *gasp* Are you calling me unfaithful?
Speed: I don't know. How did you last eight years?
Lori: Eight years...WOW.
Speed: You're not in this.
Lori: *smirks*
Speed: Lori...
Lori: Sorry.
Katie: I did not cheat on you.
Speed: All males in this Hummerhome raise their hand.
Horatio/Delko/Colton: *raise their hands*
Speed: By applause, how many of you slept with my wife?
Delko: *claps* Wait...What happened?
Speed: *frowns*
Delko: No! I didn't understand the question.
Katie: I did not sleep with Eric. I don't even want to TOUCH Eric.
Delko: Hey...
Katie: Tim, I did not cheat on you.
Speed: What about that one Adam guy?
Katie: Uh what about Calleigh, Carly, random lab girl, Calleigh again, Anni, and Calleigh AGAIN?
Speed: That...*points* Didn't count.
Calleigh: Hey.
Speed: Sorry.
Katie: HEY.
Speed: Sorry.
Lori: I think you guys need Dr.Phil, not Maury.
TBC...........
Ah there's still, what, 4 posts left until this becomes history? :lol:One Question. Are We There Yet?
Hummerhome, 5 pm
Delko: Are we there yet?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are we there yet?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are we there yet?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are we there yet?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are we there yet?
Horatio: *frowns* No.
Delko: Are we there yet?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are we there YET?
Horatio: *glaring* No.
Delko: ...
Horatio: ...
Delko: Arewethereyet?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are you sure we're not there yet?
Horatio: I'm sure.
Delko: ...Are we there now?
Horatio: No.
Delko: Are we there yet?
Speed: It's a red light you jackass. *slaps Eric in the back of the head*
Delko: Ow.
Horatio: *angry sigh*
Five minutes later
Delko: ...Are we there yet?
Everyone: NO!
Delko: ...Sorry.
Five minutes later
Delko: Can you hear me now?
Everyone: ...
Delko: You thought I was going to say 'are we there yet'. Ha. Untie me.
Speed: No.
Delko: Why not?
Speed: *puts duct tape over Delko's mouth*
Delko: *mumbling*
Horatio: Where did you get duct tape?
Speed: Everyone has duct tape.
Fifteen minutes later
Delko: *eats through tape* ...Are we there yet?
Carly: Do NOT mess with me when I have PMS.
Delko: What's that? Some kind of mad cow disease?
Carly: *frowns*
Delko: Hey Katie, do you have PMS?
Katie: *frowns*
Speed: What the hell kind of question is that?
Delko: Well she always seems mad.
Katie: *punches Delko*
Delko: OW!
Five minutes later
Delko: Hey Lori?
Lori: What.
Delko: Do you have PMS?
Speed: *punches Delko*
Delko: OW!
Five minutes later
Delko: Wow you guys sure look like you're up for a great conversation. How about that weather? It's all hot and sunny out there. Right? ...
Everyone: ...
Delko: Tough crowd. OH! Can we play 'I spy with my little eye'?
Everyone: No.
Delko: Okay. I spy with my little eye, something that is...Green.
Lori: Eric, EVERYTHING'S green. It's Florida.
Delko: Okay okay. I spy with my little eye, something that is scaly.
Carly: Scaly? You can't use scaly.
Delko: Why not?
Carly: You're supposed to say colors not adjectives.
Delko: A color is an adjective.
Carly: Use colors only.
Delko: Okay fine. I spy with my little eye, something that is red.
Calleigh: HORATIO'S HAIR!
Delko: ...His hair isn't red.
Calleigh: Yes it is.
Delko: No it's not, it's blonde.
Calleigh: It's red.
Delko: Blonde.
Calleigh: Red.
Delko: Blonde.
Calleigh: Red.
Delko: Blonde.
Calleigh: Red.
Delko: BLONDE.
Calleigh: RED.
Delko: BLONDE.
Calleigh: RED!
Delko: BLONDE!
Calleigh: STRAWBERRY BLONDE! HA. I win.
Delko: I didn't say strawberry blonde. I said red and you got it wrong.
Calleigh: His hair is red. Horatio your hair is red.
Horatio: I'm not in this.
Calleigh: It's your head.
Horatio: I can't see my own head.
Calleigh: You never look in a mirror?
Horatio: I prefer to see myself as I was in the past, not as I am now.
Speed: That explains a few things.
Horatio: What?
Speed: I said they're expanding a few things.
Horatio: Where?
Speed: The causeway.
Horatio: We're not on the causeway.
Speed: I was making a general observation to change the subject from Eric's stupid game.
Delko: It's not stupid. I spy with my little eye, something that i-
Calleigh: Uh, I won. That means it's my turn to pick a color.
Delko: I told you, you were wrong.
Calleigh: I wasn't wrong. I spy with my little eye, someth-
Delko: No! It's MY TURN! BACK OFF!
Jess: I don't like this game.
Calleigh: It's my turn.
Delko: No it's not.
Calleigh: Yes it is.
Delko: No it's not.
Calleigh: Yes it is.
Delko: NO IT'S NOT! *throws shoe*
Calleigh: OW!
Delko: Oh man I wasn't aiming for your head, I'm sorry.
Calleigh: *narrows eyes* DIE! *throws shoe*
Speed: OW! That was my head! I thought you were supposed to be good shot!
Calleigh: I am.
Speed: *frowns*
Delko: Haha you were aiming for his head.
Speed: No she wasn't. Calleigh you weren't.
Calleigh: Maybe I was.
Speed: What did I ever do to you?
Calleigh: Well recently, y-
Speed: Don't answer that.
Carly: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Jess: What's your problem?
Carly: GAH!. *crawls into a little ball*
Delko: Okay. I spy with my little eye something that is-
Speed: Dead.
Delko: What?
Speed: *punches Delko*
Delko: OW! Horatio tell him to stop.
Horatio: Speed...
Speed: *angry sigh*
Lori: You're going to let the red head push you around?
Speed: He's my boss.
Lori: So?
Speed: So I want to keep my job.
Delko: Oh hey let's play 'what's that smell?'
Carly: Dear God no.
Delko: OH! OH! Can we play pictionary?
Jess: You don't even have a pen or paper.
Speed: Or arms.
Delko: Then how did I throw the shoe?
Speed: You need more duct tape.
Delko: Who's shoe did I throw?
Speed: You aren't even wearing shoes.
Delko: Man your perspective gets crazy when you're tied to the couch.
Colton: ....I'm scared to say anything.
Katie: Don't worry, these are the good times. OH! Tim?
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: You know the Maury Show right?
Speed: ....Yeah.
Katie: And you know how he'll be doing a special show in Hawaii?
Speed: *frowns* ...Yeah...
Katie: Well I called, and got us tickets.
Speed: ...
Katie: To be on the show.
Speed: You mean...In the audience right?
Katie: Nope. *hands over pamflet*
Speed: *opens page* ....My Husband Has Cheated On Me Over 20 Times And He Might Not Even Be The Baby's Father?
Katie: It'll be fun.
Speed: Not for me it won't.
Lori: Oh haha man I can see the drama now.
Katie: We get a free hotel room. And you get a free polygraph.
Speed: I never consented to this.
Katie: Why? You have something to hide?
Speed: No.
Anni: Damn.
Speed: Are you in this conversation?
Anni: No but I'm not really in much of any of the conversations.
Speed: We are not going on the Maury Show.
Katie: Come on, you'll like it.
Speed: Only if you get polygraphed first.
Katie: *gasp* Are you calling me unfaithful?
Speed: I don't know. How did you last eight years?
Lori: Eight years...WOW.
Speed: You're not in this.
Lori: *smirks*
Speed: Lori...
Lori: Sorry.
Katie: I did not cheat on you.
Speed: All males in this Hummerhome raise their hand.
Horatio/Delko/Colton: *raise their hands*
Speed: By applause, how many of you slept with my wife?
Delko: *claps* Wait...What happened?
Speed: *frowns*
Delko: No! I didn't understand the question.
Katie: I did not sleep with Eric. I don't even want to TOUCH Eric.
Delko: Hey...
Katie: Tim, I did not cheat on you.
Speed: What about that one Adam guy?
Katie: Uh what about Calleigh, Carly, random lab girl, Calleigh again, Anni, and Calleigh AGAIN?
Speed: That...*points* Didn't count.
Calleigh: Hey.
Speed: Sorry.
Katie: HEY.
Speed: Sorry.
Lori: I think you guys need Dr.Phil, not Maury.
TBC...........
CSI_Trainee
CSI Level One
omg LMFAO these updates are just cracking me up maybe thats why my ribs hurt lol. Great work and keep up the great effort an OMG yes new thread *does a little dance*
Oh boy. How in the world did we get to seven threads? :lol: Jesus.
Anyway, thanks for the wonderfully awesome reviews, they mean a lot. *hugs everyone* Seriously, without you guys, I'd be sitting here twiddling my thumbs and screaming at the television whilst throwing cats at people. Yes that's right, I'd be a cat lady if I wasn't writing the RT. You have all saved me from a life full of hardship and medication. :lol:
So um, since I'm lazy, I'll just go ahead and start the new thread tomorrow morning. Unless someone wanted to start the new thread for me but that would be asking a lot and...I'm kind of bossy and a perfectionist so I'd just end up screaming and throwing cats. :devil: Nah, all joking aside (which I'm pretty sure that was what I was doing) I'll be posting the new thread tomorrow since right now I'm too tired to think. And that's probably why none of this is making sense. Man, I can't imagine me drunk or something. Things would get pretty messed up in here. Lest we forget that PG-13 line. Muaha. ...Anyway.
Ta ta until tomorrow, and um...Don't attack me with pitchforks and toothpicks if I end up coming back and screaming "NO WAY I'M DOIN' THIS AGAIN! *runs away and screams like a wildebeast*"
Anyway, thanks for the wonderfully awesome reviews, they mean a lot.
*hugs everyone* Seriously, without you guys, I'd be sitting here twiddling my thumbs and screaming at the television whilst throwing cats at people. Yes that's right, I'd be a cat lady if I wasn't writing the RT. You have all saved me from a life full of hardship and medication. :lol:So um, since I'm lazy, I'll just go ahead and start the new thread tomorrow morning. Unless someone wanted to start the new thread for me but that would be asking a lot and...I'm kind of bossy and a perfectionist so I'd just end up screaming and throwing cats. :devil: Nah, all joking aside (which I'm pretty sure that was what I was doing) I'll be posting the new thread tomorrow since right now I'm too tired to think. And that's probably why none of this is making sense. Man, I can't imagine me drunk or something. Things would get pretty messed up in here. Lest we forget that PG-13 line. Muaha.
...Anyway.Ta ta until tomorrow, and um...Don't attack me with pitchforks and toothpicks if I end up coming back and screaming "NO WAY I'M DOIN' THIS AGAIN! *runs away and screams like a wildebeast*"
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Oh man please don't sen us to Dr. Phil because I am so afraid of what I'd do to that man. lol. But awww Maury Povish I used to watch him like all the time and then he got all "You are not the father" every episode and it got boring but ohhhh Teeehee this should be so much. lol.
And you know I don't think Delko ever acts his age. But the whole "Are we there yet?" thing was pretty funny. And awww poor Speedy got hit in the head with a shoe. And seriously how did I last for 8 years lol. Can't wait for the next thread.
And you know I don't think Delko ever acts his age. But the whole "Are we there yet?" thing was pretty funny. And awww poor Speedy got hit in the head with a shoe. And seriously how did I last for 8 years lol. Can't wait for the next thread.
CSI_in_training
CSI Level Two
*cough* Sorry, trying not to break down in the library because I'm pretty sure no one would appreciate that.
Oh, poor Delko! Duct tape is amazing, in fact my friend carries some in her backpack so she can fix her binders and such. It does work for shutting people up...like siblings?
Katie, only your family would have to do that... Wow, there's only four guys in the roadtrip? That's crazy.
I concer.
glad to be of service, but honestly you saved me from the same fate, though I'm pretty sure that if I wasn't here I'd be throwing popcorn at the TV whilst watching lots of CSI and House. I don't know if the new thread is up yet, so I'll post here! YAY! Seven threads! whoa...
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