CSI:Miami Road Trip 6: One Question. Are We There Yet?

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Speed: Cool.
Delko: Cool? What are you, twenty?
Must admit, that was my first thought.
Speed: *walks in* Anni, Eric wants that f-...Why are you both smiling?
You really don't want to know.
[quoet]Katie: *squeals* Don't you just want to shove that against a locker?
Delko: ...The thought hadn't occured to me, no.


[/QUOTE] One would truely truely hope not. Oh, Eric is being a total putz. Keep up the great work, Geni! I love it.
 
Oh gosh...Three more pages and a new thread ladies and gentlemen... :D

And thanks for the reviews!

Hang Out

Layout room

Speed: *hands over pictures*

Katie: Thanks.

Delko: *walks in* You guys have those photos?

Speed: Yeah and the black boxes.

Delko: Huh...

Speed: What?

Delko: They're green.

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Katie: They have black...On them.

Delko: No they don't.

Katie: Yes they do. Right there.

Delko: That's dark green.

Katie: It's black.

Delko: Dark green.

Katie: Um it's black compared to the other green colors.

Delko: Dark green.

Katie: Black!

Delko: Green.

Katie: It's black! Why are so many men colorblind! *slaps Speed* What color is that?

Speed: I'm not in this.

Katie: You are so. You...Rolled up sleeved, dress shirt wearing, hair spiked, stubbly man whore.

Speed: Excuse me?

Katie: Yeah that's right!

Speed: I'm a man whore?

Katie: Yeah.

Delko: *lifts brow*

Speed: *crosses arms*

Katie: HAHA WOW! Don't do that when your sleeves are rolled up.

Speed: *shakes head*

Delko: Alright so these...Blreen boxes should have all the data on them.

Speed: Blreen?

Delko: Well I'd call them black but then Katie would win, and they're green so I made a compromise.

Katie: Why does green get more of the word?

Delko: What?

Katie: BlREEN? If anything, it should be Grack.

Delko: That's not a very good word.

Katie: It is so.

Delko: It is not.

Katie: It is so. Grack is WAY better than Blreen.

Delko: If I had a planet, Blreen would kick Grack's ass.

Katie: No way. Grack would send it's intergalactic Grackens and kick some serious Gracken ass.

Delko: Blreens have bigger ships.

Katie: Gracks have bigger guns.

Delko: Blreens are telepathic and can change forms.

Katie: Gracks have multicolored eye power.

Delko: They can't have that.

Katie: Yes they can.

Delko: No they can't.

Katie: Why?

Delko: Because multicolored eye power is SO much cooler than being telepathic.

Katie: I know.

Delko: And it's not fair.

Speed: *rubs eyes* Alright can we just get back to the case and get off the Enterprise for two seconds?

Katie: We weren't on the Enterprise.

Delko: I liked Voyager.

Speed: Enough. This is a murder investigation not a convention.

Katie: ...

Delko: ...

Katie: ...Grack is still better.

Delko: NO IT'S NOT! BLREEN IS!

Speed: Stop talking, Eric.

Delko: No. She can't have it her way. It's my turn.

Katie: Ugh don't be so childish.

Delko: You're the one being childish. If you weren't such a fat pig, none of this Blreen Grack crap would have happened.

Speed: *shoves Delko against wall*

Delko: *frowns, punches Speed in the face*

Speed: *punches Delko*

Katie: *stares*

Delko: You son of a- *swings arm*

Speed: *ducks*

Delko: *hits wall* OW!

Speed: *grabs Delko*

Delko: Get off of me! *kicks Speed*

Speed: *punches Delko*

Delko: *shoves Speed against wall* You got some sort of leash yet?

Speed: I'm not the one who fights like an old woman.

Delko: *glares* At least I'm not married to some frigid bitch.

Speed: *kicks Delko*

Delko: *falls over table*

Speed: *grabs Eric by the shirt, starts punching him*

Katie: TIM!

Speed: *stops*

Delko: *staggers to other side of table* What's your problem?

Speed: I could really give a damn about what you say about me but don't talk about my wife like that.

Delko: Fine. *leaves*

Katie: You okay?

Speed: I'm fine.

Katie: ...Fine? You just beat the crap out of Eric.

Speed: I'm sorry.

Katie: You finished with the whole man thing now?

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: Great, let's get back to the case.

Speed: *nods*

TBC............
 
Ohhh I was all laughing my butt off and then BAM I was like 0_0. Seriously no joke! And you know that whole teasing me factor to get back at me....beating up Delko isn't really helping.

But oh my god seriously how hilarious was that whole Blreen and Grack conversation. Hahaha multi colored eye power. Geni you amaze me you really do lol. And awww black boxes...Golden Parchute!!!

Update soon please

But awww Speed stuck up for me how cute. And Delko called me a "frigid bitch"....where did that come from all of a sudden? I mean hey yeah you want Blreen to win and all but is name calling really appropriate? lol.
 
OH MY GOD! That was highly amusing. I'll be back later, but I gotta have diner and finish my homework...on second thought I might not be back later.
 
hahaha OMG that had to be the funniest thing with Eric and Katie, I love stupid fights! Grack and Bleen lol Wow, and I thought the Wubba monster was bad haha.

POOR ERIC! lol Speed beat him up.... awww Poor baby, lol I was kinda surprised that Katie didn't get in on it though when he called her a bitch. In fact, she told Speed to get off of him. Go Katie! TEEHEE

Update soon please, you're doing a stellar job Geni :D
 
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Can't Be

Next day, trace lab

Katie: *walks in* Hey did you get those pills processed?

Speed: *looks up* Yeah.

Katie: ...You didn't come home last night.

Speed: What do you care?

Katie: Is everything alright?

Speed: Eric's pissed at me, everyone else won't talk to me, and Horatio gave me desk duty.

Katie: Well assault is still illegal in this state.

Speed: *shakes head*

Katie: Where were you last night?

Speed: I was here.

Katie: Working?

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: So then you have that trace processed.

Speed: Yeah. *hands over paper* Cafeine pills.

Katie: Would that have rendered the pilot unable to do his job?

Speed: No it's pretty safe.

Katie: So why did he lower the landing gears 20 000 feet up?

Speed: I found two prints on the landing gear lever.

Katie: And?

Speed: And they don't match the pilot or the co-pilot.

Katie: Do they match any of the victims?

Speed: Calleigh's on it already. You're supposed to be with the school shooting scene.

Katie: *smiles* I'm multi tasking.

Speed: *nods*

Katie: *walks over to table* Anything I can help with?

Speed: Yeah. I'm running some trace from the landing gear. Looks like it stalled in mid-flight.

Katie: *looks through microscope* Do you know what this substance is?

Speed: I haven't gotten a chance to analyze it. *leans over table*

Katie: *looks up*

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: *smirks, looks back in microscope* Looks like some sort of oil.

Speed: That's what I was thinking.

Katie: Well this stuff has air bubbles in it.

Speed: Yeah that can happen when water melts.

Katie: *stands straight* You think this was frozen?

Speed: Maybe.

Katie: It could account for the gears jamming up.

Speed: *nods*

Katie: *looks down at table* You have something I could process it with?

Speed: I thought your specialty was ballistics.

Katie: *smiles* You're here if I make a mistake.

Speed: Right.

Katie: *grabs labcoat*

Speed: *crosses arms*

Katie: *grabs latex gloves, smiling* Will you stop staring at me?

Speed: No.

Katie: *laughs*

Layout room

Jess: Okay so here's the plan. We break up Speed and Katie.

Delko: Why?

Jess: Because that bruise on your eye is NOT for nothing.

Delko: We can't just break them up.

Jess: Yes we can, they're brittle.

Anni: *walks in* What's up?

Jess: How would you like to sleep with Speed?

Anni: Okay.

Delko: *laughs* Ladies, come on, we're not breaking them up.

Anni: Oh no I don't want to break anyone up.

Jess: Come on! He hurt my Eric.

Delko: *smiles* You hear that? I'm hers.

Anni: I'm not some kind of hooker you can just ship around when you get mad at someone.

Jess: No! No you're nothing like that. You're just...A decoy.

Anni: I don't want to be a decoy. I'm not going to hurt the people I love.

Jess: *laughs* You don't love Speed.

Anni: *frowns*

Delko: *clears throat*

Jess: Oh boy, does he know?

Anni: He's known for a while. Have you guys seen Katie? She has some ballistics evidence for me.

Jess: She's in trace.

Anni: Thanks. *leaves*

Jess: *slaps Eric*

Delko: OW what was that for?

Jess: For not playing along with my evil plans.

Delko: They're not that evil.

Jess: *slaps Eric*

Delko: OW. *rubs arm* You're as bad as Speed.

Trace lab

Anni: *walks in* Katie you have some evidence for me.

Katie: Oh yeah it's in ballistics.

Anni: ...Can you get it for me?

Katie: I'm kind of busy.

Anni: ...You're watching Speed.

Katie: *sigh* I know.

Speed: You were supposed to do this yourself.

Katie: I didn't want to break your pretty lab.

Speed: Go get the evidence for Anni.

Katie: But...I don't want to leave.

Speed: Why?

Katie: You're so pretty.

Speed: *drops pipette*

Anni: *lifts brow*

Speed: *clears throat* Okay you can leave now. You've distracted me.

Katie: Oh I haven't even BEGUN to distract you. *winks*

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Katie: See ya. *walks away*

Halls

Anni: Pfft and Jess wanted me to break you guys up.

Katie: What? NO.

Anni: ...Why?

Katie: He's mine. All mine. You can't have him.

Anni: How did you know that was the plan?

Katie: Because it's Jess.

TBC.........
 
Oh man I can't stop laughing. I just love it how Jess is all worried about "her" Eric getting beatin up and then she smacks him. And awww you can't break us up were like H man were inviciable. Sure we crack every now and then but just put some duct tape over it and were all good again. lol.

Awww I was starring at Speed and I called him "pretty" Teehee. HECK YES! I mean...yes heck yes is what I mean. Oh man I'm hyper this is not good. Update soon please!

Katie: ...You didn't come home last night.

Speed: What do you care?
*gasp* I do so care!!
 
YAY was beating up by Speed!!! GOOOOOOO SPEED!!! :p And what the matter with Jess!! You do not break them up!!!! :D

Great updates Geni and update soon please :)
 
Geni, you had me laughing for the last two chapters :lol: good job.
Katie: Because it's Jess.
I've said this about my best friend many times... and her name is even Jess. You have no idea how funny it was for me to see that line.
 
Hee. I'm glad everyone is enjoying themselves! ...That didn't sound wrong at all. :lol:

I Wish

Plane, 9 pm

Katie: *yawns* Okay why are we here again?

Speed: We're missing something.

Katie: What could we possibly be missing?

Speed: Alexx said the pilot had a head wound. We need to find out what hit his head.

Katie: Maybe a person hit his head.

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Katie: ...The plane crashed.

Speed: Everyone was wearing their seatbelts.

Katie: *laughs* You know, it's funny. I heard in the FBI, that in one crime scene, they found a bunch of passengers without feet, and it turns out there's a support bar under the seat that acted like a guillotine.

Speed: *blank stare*

Katie: What?

Speed: Everyone had their feet in this case.

Katie: Are you sure? I mean it was a pretty mean crash.

Speed: *stares at Katie*

Katie: Are you sure everyone was wearing their seatbelt? Because well, the plane wasn't full so that's 280 seats. Minus the flight crew, so that's six extra seats, including the pilot and co-pilot. There are 291 seats, so that's two empty seats.

Speed: *blank stare*

Katie: *walks over to bathroom door* It's locked.

Speed: So let's unlock it.

Few minutes later

Speed: A chainsaw? Was that really necessary?

Katie: I think big. *opens door* ...

Speed: ...

Body is seen, on the floor with his pants down

Katie: *clears throat*

Speed: Well that's...Gross.

Katie: *nods*

Speed: *hands over camera*

Katie: I need a minute.

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Katie: ...

Speed: *lifts brow*

Katie: ...Looks like he was...Airsick.

Speed: No one said death was glamorous.

Katie: I know it's just. That body and those...Bodily fluids have been in here for two days with no air circulation.

Speed: If you're going to upchuck, you should do it outside.

Katie: I'll be f-

Noise is heard at the back of the plane

Katie: *looks back*

Speed: *turns around*

Katie: What was that?

Speed: Um...A noise.

Katie: I'm not stupid, Tim.

Speed: Oh I know that.

Katie: *walks to back of plane*

Speed: *pulls out gun*

Katie: *stops walking*

Speed: What?

Katie: You actually pulled out your gun?

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: Is that as a professional courtesy because I don't have one, or are you just generally concerned for my well-being?

Speed: *lifts brows*

Katie: *walks ahead*

Back of plane

Katie: *looks around*

Speed: There's no one back here.

Katie: *looks up* ...I wouldn't be too sure of that.

Speed: *looks up*

Foot dangling by a shoelace from the overhead compartment

Katie: Hey Tim, it's a foot.

Speed: Oh.

Katie: *looks at Speed*

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Katie: So, where's the rest of the body?

Speed: ...Attached to a seat?

Katie: *rolls eyes*

TBC...........
 
Awwww! I'm not sure why i'm saying that but I just felt the need to. lol.

Katie: I know it's just. That body and those...Bodily fluids have been in here for two days with no air circulation.
I don't even want to begin to imagine what that must smell like. *shivers* But awww poor guy!

Katie: *laughs* You know, it's funny. I heard in the FBI, that in one crime scene, they found a bunch of passengers without feet, and it turns out there's a support bar under the seat that acted like a guillotine.

Speed: *blank stare*
Yeah, I know my stuff! *raises fist*

Awww Timmy (ok now I remember why I was saying aw lol) pulled his gun out. Teeheeeee. lol. I can't wait to see where this storyline goes, update soon please.
 
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