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saraholic* Hee! I know I sent you a whole batch of information but, gosh you need to experience Jess getting her boobs caught in a fence and drunk Katie as soon as possible! :lol: And we all know that happens a lot.
I Got So Far
Humma boat, 1 am
Jess: *screaming*
Katie: *runs in* What happened?
Jess: I'M STUCK!
Katie: What? How?
Jess: I got stuck in the railings of the bed.
Katie: How?
Jess: I was trying to see if I could fit.
Speed: *runs in* What's going o-...Never mind.
Jess: HELP! SOMEONE GET SOME VASELINE!
Josh: *runs in*
Carly: *runs in*
Jess: Seriously, I need surgery.
Katie: Okay we'll get you out. What did you do last time to get out?
Jess: I can't remember. All the blood was being crushed in my boobs so nothing went to my brain to think.
Speed: We could just...Shove a rod in there and get you out.
Jess: I'm a person not a pinata!
Speed: How did you get stuck in the railing of your bed?
Jess: THERE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE RAILINGS! MY BOOBS!
Carly: There's only one solution. We're cutting them off.
Jess: *screams*
Speed: Stop saying that.
Carly: Sorry.
Josh: Well maybe we should just call the cops.
Speed: *looks at Josh*
Josh: I meant cops other than you.
Jess: CALL MDPD FIRE RESCUE!
Carly: What should we tell them? You need to save the beach balls before it's too late?
Jess: *frowns*
Carly: I had too much schnopps.
Josh: I told you not to drink so much.
Carly: Why not? It's not like we're having kids or anything.
Josh: Well first of all, it's not good for you.
Carly: I'm not an alcoholic.
Katie: *raises hand* I AM!
Carly: You are not.
Katie: Whatever.
Speed: Okay Jess, we're going to pull you. Now, like the last time, suck in your gut.
Jess: Uh like the LAST TIME, my GUT isn't the problem.
Anni: *runs in* OH YES! Entertainment! Who wants chips?
Carly: *raises hand*
Josh: Carly...
Carly: What? I'm hungry.
Speed: Okay Jess, we're going to pull.
Jess: Okay.
Speed: Uh...Okay how do I exactly get in there?
Jess: What? You don't want to touch me? I'm sorry I disgust you so much.
Speed: Well it's just that so much of you is...Everywhere.
Jess: I'M LOSING CIRCULATION IN MY TWINS!
Speed: Wow that's something I never expected to hear ever.
Jess: Maybe if I stick my head through the railings it'll help. *sticks head through railings*
Katie: No! Jess!
Jess: *moves around* AH! OH MY GOD! GET THE JAWS OF LIFE! MY STUPIDITY HAS PREVAILED!
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Josh: Well why don't the men handle this.
Speed: *frowns* Yeah go ahead Josh. We're with ya all the way.
Josh: We're stronger.
Katie: *pushes Josh*
Josh: *falls back onto wall* OW! what the hell was that for?
Katie: I'm stronger than you.
Josh: You are not.
Katie: ARM WRESTLE you and me, RIGHT NOW.
Josh: What?
Katie: Oh can we get some mustard thrown around too?
Josh: Why mustard?
Katie: Honey it's a long story.
Josh: I'm not going to arm wrestle a girl.
Katie: HEY! I am a woman.
Jess: Uh guys, I think we have more pressing issues.
Katie: Shh the grown ups are talking.
Jess: I'm older than you.
Katie: *grabs Josh* BAH! *throws Josh against wall*
Josh: OW! OW! OW!
Katie: HAHA! YOU SUCK!
Josh: *frowns*
Katie: Huh?
Josh: *grabs Katie*
Katie: AH!
Josh: *shoves Katie up against wall*
Katie: OH MY GOD I'VE PROVOKED IT! *kicks Josh*
Josh: OW! *grabs Katie's hands*
Katie: HEY! *grabs Josh's hair*
Josh: *smirks*
Katie: *narrows eyes*
Carly: *lifts brow*
Speed: *staring*
Anni: *eating chips*
Katie: *sigh* Hey Tim?
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: Your brother is so....*sigh*
Speed: Josh...
Josh: Yeah.
Speed: ....Let go of my wife please.
Josh: *lets go*
Speed: Thank you.
Jess: Can we get back to me now? My head is starting to swell and these bars aren't going to hold much longer.
Katie: *clears throat* ...
Josh: *puts hands in pockets*
Speed: *looks at Carly*
Carly: *looks at Speed*
Josh: OKAY! So uh, let's get Jess out.
Katie: Good idea.
Josh: Okay honey we're going to get you out.
Jess: DON'T YOU HONEY ME!
Speed: *snaps* Honey.
Jess: What?
Speed: We'll use honey.
Anni: Are you serious?
Speed: You haven't offered anything to this except chips.
Anni: Hey everyone needs sustinance.
TBC............
