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Maybe there is such thing...somewhere...out there...hopefully? :lol:
Thanks so much for the reviews, gals!
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CSI Garage, 9am
Horatio: *staring at Hummerhome*
Speed: *walks over* You called? *looks at Hummerhome* Ooh.
Calleigh: *runs over* Hey, I got a 9-1-1 on my beeper to come over...here.
Speed: It kind of looks like...
Calleigh: *taps chin* Yeah you're right...just a little bit like-
Horatio: It does not look like anything.
Speed: *tilts head to the side* The hair is striking.
Horatio: It's not hair.
Calleigh: I like the sunglasses.
Horatio: They're not real.
Calleigh: Yeah but I still like them.
Speed: *grabs tag* Hummerhomeratio Caine. Cute name.
Horatio: *frowns*
Calleigh: *smiles* It's charming.
Horatio: It's despicable.
Speed: Come on H, you should see it as an honour. Someone took your biggest traits and is humourously advertising them for the whole world to see. Just like on a billboard but mobile.
Horatio: *eye twitches*
Calleigh: I wonder if anything was done to the inside.
Horatio: We are not going on any road trips until this thing is spic-and-span. Speed, go get Katie.
Speed: *lifts brow* Why?
Horatio: Because I have the distinct feeling she was a part of this.
Speed: Okay boss but uh...what if she denies it?
Horatio: We have a crime lab at our disposal and this...*puts on shades* is personal. *walks away*
Calleigh: Yeaaaah?
Speed: I really wish people would stop doing that.
Calleigh: ...Sorry.
Hallway
Speed: *walking*
Katie: *grabs Speed, pulls him into janitorial closet*
Speed: *wide-eyed*
Katie: *shuts door* What did you hear!
Speed: Excuse me?
Katie: About the Hummerhome!
Speed: ...That you screwed around with it.
Katie: *narrows eyes* And who else?
Speed: No one else. Horatio wants your ass on a platter though.
Katie: ...No one else is being implicated?
Speed: Not that I know of.
Katie: Well that's bull. How does he know I did it all by myself?
Speed: Did you do it all by yourself?
Katie: ...*smiles* Yes, yes I did. I pulled off the biggest and best prank EVER.
Speed: I don't believe you.
Katie: *frowns* I wouldn't lie.
Speed: Yes you would.
Katie: Okay I would but I'm not.
Speed: You are.
Katie: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!
Speed: I know you.
Katie: You do not.
Speed: Sure I do. I know that you keep 5 dollars in your pillowcase for safe keeping in case burglars break into your house and steal all your money. I also know that you keep your socks ordered by season and your Tivo is set to record Oprah and 24.
Katie: ...
Speed: Oh and you keep your erotic novels with your cook books.
Katie: FINE! I'm lying! Geez, spread all my secrets to the world why dontcha.
Speed: So who else did you conspire with?
Katie: I'm not telling you.
Speed: Come on, I can keep a secret.
Katie: No you can't. You just told all of mine to me.
Speed: You already knew those things, Katie. That doesn't exactly count when we're the only people in the...*looks around* janitor's closet.
Katie: You'll never figure it out and I'm not gonna tell ya.
Speed: Eric Delko.
Katie: *gasp* How did you know!
Speed: You went on a date with him last night. I don't have to be a detective to figure it out.
Katie: Grr. You suck. I'm gonna tell everyone your secrets.
Speed: Go for it. You know none of them.
Katie: Oh yeah?
Speed: Yeah. *crosses arms*
Katie: You talk in your sleep.
Speed: Wow. The lab won't know what hit 'em.
Katie: You dropped Lori on her head as a baby!
Speed: *squints* That was you.
Katie: You wore my pink thong once.
Speed: That was Eric and he was drunk. Everyone in the Hummerhome had the 'pleasure' of seeing that.
Katie: Man we should have taken pictures.
Speed: I'm glad no one did.
Katie: OH! I KNOW ONE! Anni makes you shave your face!
Speed: Congratulations, you've figured out my deepest, darkest secret. I like to please my wife. Hurrah.
Katie: *smiles*
Speed: Don't even go there.
Katie: You're no fun.
Speed: You and Eric better see Horatio about that Hummerhome before he explodes.
Katie: Neat trick. *opens door, leaves*
Speed: *steps out*
Calleigh: *stops, looks over*
Speed: What? You've never had a private conversation in the janitor's closet before?
Calleigh: I didn't see anything. *walks away*
CSI Garage
Katie: *rocking back and forth on tippie toes*
Delko: *scratching head*
Horatio: Look at my Hummerhome.
Katie: *staring at floor*
Delko: *looks up at ceiling*
Horatio: Where are we, opposite land? I said the Hummerhome.
Delko/Katie: *look at Hummerhome*
Horatio: Who did this?
Katie: Incredibly awesome prank faeries?
Horatio: The both of you. Because you thought you'd be brilliant and ruin a piece of art.
Delko: I thought we made a piece of art.
Katie: *snickers*
Delko: *smiles*
Horatio: I'm not driving 2 inches in that...thing. I want you both to start cleaning the paint off the windows and get those wigs off the roof.
Katie: But we used industrial super glue.
Horatio: Then make it un-super and get it off.
Katie: What did you not understand about 'industrial super glue'?
Horatio: This is my PRIDE AND JOY. My BABY. And you PUNKS and your PAINTBRUSHES RUINED IT!
Katie: Don't get your suspenders in a twist, we'll fix it. But yelling won't get it done faster.
Horatio: *glaring*
Katie: Glaring will. *runs over to Hummerhome*
Delko: Sorry H, we thought it would be fun. You know, lighten things up around here.
Horatio: Don't mess with a man's Hummerhome.
Delko: Won't happen again.
Horatio: *rubs eyes* Yes it will, it always does.
Delko: Then maybe you should invest in door locks.
Horatio: *sigh*
TBC...................................
Maybe there is such thing...somewhere...out there...hopefully? :lol:
Thanks so much for the reviews, gals!
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CSI Garage, 9am
Horatio: *staring at Hummerhome*
Speed: *walks over* You called? *looks at Hummerhome* Ooh.
Calleigh: *runs over* Hey, I got a 9-1-1 on my beeper to come over...here.
Speed: It kind of looks like...
Calleigh: *taps chin* Yeah you're right...just a little bit like-
Horatio: It does not look like anything.
Speed: *tilts head to the side* The hair is striking.
Horatio: It's not hair.
Calleigh: I like the sunglasses.
Horatio: They're not real.
Calleigh: Yeah but I still like them.
Speed: *grabs tag* Hummerhomeratio Caine. Cute name.
Horatio: *frowns*
Calleigh: *smiles* It's charming.
Horatio: It's despicable.
Speed: Come on H, you should see it as an honour. Someone took your biggest traits and is humourously advertising them for the whole world to see. Just like on a billboard but mobile.
Horatio: *eye twitches*
Calleigh: I wonder if anything was done to the inside.
Horatio: We are not going on any road trips until this thing is spic-and-span. Speed, go get Katie.
Speed: *lifts brow* Why?
Horatio: Because I have the distinct feeling she was a part of this.
Speed: Okay boss but uh...what if she denies it?
Horatio: We have a crime lab at our disposal and this...*puts on shades* is personal. *walks away*
Calleigh: Yeaaaah?
Speed: I really wish people would stop doing that.
Calleigh: ...Sorry.
Hallway
Speed: *walking*
Katie: *grabs Speed, pulls him into janitorial closet*
Speed: *wide-eyed*
Katie: *shuts door* What did you hear!
Speed: Excuse me?
Katie: About the Hummerhome!
Speed: ...That you screwed around with it.
Katie: *narrows eyes* And who else?
Speed: No one else. Horatio wants your ass on a platter though.
Katie: ...No one else is being implicated?
Speed: Not that I know of.
Katie: Well that's bull. How does he know I did it all by myself?
Speed: Did you do it all by yourself?
Katie: ...*smiles* Yes, yes I did. I pulled off the biggest and best prank EVER.
Speed: I don't believe you.
Katie: *frowns* I wouldn't lie.
Speed: Yes you would.
Katie: Okay I would but I'm not.
Speed: You are.
Katie: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!
Speed: I know you.
Katie: You do not.
Speed: Sure I do. I know that you keep 5 dollars in your pillowcase for safe keeping in case burglars break into your house and steal all your money. I also know that you keep your socks ordered by season and your Tivo is set to record Oprah and 24.
Katie: ...
Speed: Oh and you keep your erotic novels with your cook books.
Katie: FINE! I'm lying! Geez, spread all my secrets to the world why dontcha.
Speed: So who else did you conspire with?
Katie: I'm not telling you.
Speed: Come on, I can keep a secret.
Katie: No you can't. You just told all of mine to me.
Speed: You already knew those things, Katie. That doesn't exactly count when we're the only people in the...*looks around* janitor's closet.
Katie: You'll never figure it out and I'm not gonna tell ya.
Speed: Eric Delko.
Katie: *gasp* How did you know!
Speed: You went on a date with him last night. I don't have to be a detective to figure it out.
Katie: Grr. You suck. I'm gonna tell everyone your secrets.
Speed: Go for it. You know none of them.
Katie: Oh yeah?
Speed: Yeah. *crosses arms*
Katie: You talk in your sleep.
Speed: Wow. The lab won't know what hit 'em.
Katie: You dropped Lori on her head as a baby!
Speed: *squints* That was you.
Katie: You wore my pink thong once.
Speed: That was Eric and he was drunk. Everyone in the Hummerhome had the 'pleasure' of seeing that.
Katie: Man we should have taken pictures.
Speed: I'm glad no one did.
Katie: OH! I KNOW ONE! Anni makes you shave your face!
Speed: Congratulations, you've figured out my deepest, darkest secret. I like to please my wife. Hurrah.
Katie: *smiles*
Speed: Don't even go there.
Katie: You're no fun.
Speed: You and Eric better see Horatio about that Hummerhome before he explodes.
Katie: Neat trick. *opens door, leaves*
Speed: *steps out*
Calleigh: *stops, looks over*
Speed: What? You've never had a private conversation in the janitor's closet before?
Calleigh: I didn't see anything. *walks away*
CSI Garage
Katie: *rocking back and forth on tippie toes*
Delko: *scratching head*
Horatio: Look at my Hummerhome.
Katie: *staring at floor*
Delko: *looks up at ceiling*
Horatio: Where are we, opposite land? I said the Hummerhome.
Delko/Katie: *look at Hummerhome*
Horatio: Who did this?
Katie: Incredibly awesome prank faeries?
Horatio: The both of you. Because you thought you'd be brilliant and ruin a piece of art.
Delko: I thought we made a piece of art.
Katie: *snickers*
Delko: *smiles*
Horatio: I'm not driving 2 inches in that...thing. I want you both to start cleaning the paint off the windows and get those wigs off the roof.
Katie: But we used industrial super glue.
Horatio: Then make it un-super and get it off.
Katie: What did you not understand about 'industrial super glue'?
Horatio: This is my PRIDE AND JOY. My BABY. And you PUNKS and your PAINTBRUSHES RUINED IT!
Katie: Don't get your suspenders in a twist, we'll fix it. But yelling won't get it done faster.
Horatio: *glaring*
Katie: Glaring will. *runs over to Hummerhome*
Delko: Sorry H, we thought it would be fun. You know, lighten things up around here.
Horatio: Don't mess with a man's Hummerhome.
Delko: Won't happen again.
Horatio: *rubs eyes* Yes it will, it always does.
Delko: Then maybe you should invest in door locks.
Horatio: *sigh*
TBC...................................