What are some of your favorite CSI:Miami Quotes?

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  1. Sweet_Fantasy

    Sweet_Fantasy Hit and Run

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    I like the one where Ryan goes,

    "Well, there's another teacher that gets around"

    LOL!!!
     
  2. calleighandjake

    calleighandjake Hit and Run

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    I like the Calleigh/Jake scene in Going, Going, Gone.

    Calleigh: I can't believe I took a bullet for you.
    Jake: What are you talking about? I can't believe I shot a man for you.
    Calleigh: Im the one in pain.
    Jake: Ive got the emotional scars.
    Calleigh: Im sure your losing alot of sleep over this.
    Jake: Well, maybe your right.
    Calleigh: Whad'ya say?
    Jake: Your right, Calleigh.
    Calleigh: Nice to hear.
    Jake: Well ya gotta admit, we are a good team.
    Calleigh: We have our moments. :D
     
  3. purplecat17

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    idk if anyone has posted these quotes yet but i absolutley love them! :)

    Three-Way (Season 4, Episode 5)

    Ryan: 500 bucks? For a recorder? Are you kidding me! What is it dipped in gold?

    Ryan: We've really got to crack down on those pot smoking kit theives around here
     
  4. AirAdam

    AirAdam Dead on Arrival

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    H- "Whos going protect you from Me".

    Someone-"You dont know how it feels to lose everything you love".
    H-"I do..... I have lost everything I loved."
     
  5. calleighismyhero

    calleighismyhero Prime Suspect

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    yea! my fav ep wanna be, ok well my 2nd fav!
     
  6. Carolyn_333

    Carolyn_333 Pathologist

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    I must give credit where credit is due. Hunter, thank you. Your avatar pic reminded me of a favorite Horatio line from the season 3 episode Pirated. I recognize that pic as part of the scene at the end of the episode. Well, without further ado, here's the favorite Horatio line. This is when Eric alerts Horatio to the guy in the crowd wearing mirrored sunglasses-which are hiding a black eye.

    Eric: H.
    Horatio: OOH. That's interesting. Roundy round?

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    I thought of a favorite Natalia line. It's from the season 4 episode Collision. I'll put the line in bold, underlined type. Here's the scene it in. It's the scene where Eric comes upon Natalia. Eric says "Hey Natalia." Natalia says "Hey." Then she asked Eric how was the case with the woman from the crash going...she heard they were stuck. Eric says "You're hearing alot of things, aren't you?" Natalia says "Yeah. No, no, I get it that there's a mole in the lab, and I'm the new girl, so it must be me."
     
  7. Carolyn_333

    Carolyn_333 Pathologist

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    I forgot these Alexx and Ryan lines till just now. A & E is showing the season 5 episode Just Murdered. Here's the Alexx and Ryan lines from Just Murdered.

    Alexx: This is what happens when a husband refuses to move out and a wife refuses to buy out.
    Ryan: I wonder what would happen if I stuck my hand through here.
    Alexx: With this couple, it could mean electrocution.
    *Ryan sticks his hand through the lasers dividing the house in half. Loud alarms go off all over the place*
    Alexx(slightly louder): Whoa. That is some serious surveillance.
     
  8. AirAdam

    AirAdam Dead on Arrival

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    H-"You couldnt find your ass with your own 2 hands"
    LOL Cracked me up
    LOL
     
  9. Carolyn_333

    Carolyn_333 Pathologist

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    AirAdam.
    The exact quote is:
    "You guys couldn't find your ass with both hands."
    I think I've put it in this thread a couple of times myself.
     
  10. Carolyn_333

    Carolyn_333 Pathologist

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    EDIT
    OOPS!!! I just realized I double posted.
    Sorry. :(
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    Here are my 2 favorite scenes in the season 5 episode Going Under.
    First is Calleigh and Horatio after she gets out of the sinking Hummer.

    Horatio: Calleigh? Calleigh. I don't you to move till we check you out. The paramedics are on the way.
    Calleigh: The evidence is, um...
    Horatio: Right now, sweetheart, that's not important.
    Calleigh: But it's all compromised.
    Horatio: Yes. Everything but you, ma'am.

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    I still hate Jake. But I love this scene.

    Frank: All right, listen up. Give up your IDs. All we want to do is talk. Let's make this as painless as possible.
    Calleigh(to Jake): You need to step back right now.
    Jake: Oh, I would, but I don't take orders from broads.
    Frank(to Jake): Do as she says, cowboy.
    Calleigh(looking straight at Jake): Line up.
    Jake(to Frank about Calleigh): You best keep this bitch on a shorter leash, Tex.
    *Calleigh tackles Jake*
    Calleigh: So I guess you'll be answering for everybody.

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    Footnote: This is the ONLY episode where I didn't HATE Jake. In fact, Jake has replaced Stetler as "Character I Hate the Most."
     
  11. calleighandjake

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    Hey, I like these quotes. Sorry if someone alredy posted them.

    Calleigh: Ones pink and white, and ones a polished French tip. These are different processes, they don't match.
    Speed: Alright, I should have known that.
    Calleigh: Well, I would be scared if you did.

    [victim is lying dead on the floor, with a knife in his head]
    Ryan: Knife missing from this block could be our murder weapon.
    Alexx: [sarcastically] Nice work, Ryan. Think you may have cracked the case.
    Ryan: Thanks. I have a keen grasp of the obvious.

    Calleigh Duquesne: Why fill in the number? Why not just sand it all the way down?
    Tim Speedle: I don't know. Maybe it's a guy thing.
    Calleigh Duquesne: What? They'll add on or cover up, but they won't mess with the chassis?
    Tim Speedle: You know what, you're scaring me.

    Calleigh: I cannot believe I took a bullet for you
    Jake: What are you talking about? I can't believe I shot a man for you
    Calleigh: I'm the one in pain
    Jake: I've got the emotional scars
    Calleigh: You're not losing any sleep over this
    Jake: Maybe you're right
    Calleigh: What'd you say?
    Jake: You're right, Calleigh
    Calleigh: It's nice to hear
    Jake: Gotta admit we are a good team
    Calleigh: We have our moments

    Ryan: Calleigh Duquesne, large and in charge... by large, you know I mean in terms of your reputation, and responsibility, and... you look very beautiful today.
    Calleigh: well, that's a... that's a nice save.

    Horatio: Nice work. Ever consider transferring to SWAT?
    Calleigh: I don't look good in all black.
    Horatio: I beg to differ...

    Jake: I let you take me down, you know that, right?
    Calleigh: Oh, that's right, let's see...you were first in our class, the academy star... Only scared of failure
    Jake: I mean you coulda been first, if you weren't so distracted by that guy you were seeing. What was his name? Oh yeah! That was me!


    Calleigh: Your relationships always have ulterior motive
    Jake: Look, I do care about what happened to our agent. But I can't step out for you Calleigh
    Calleigh: Somethings never change


    Calleigh: You had nothing on this guy!
    Jake: Yes, I did. You're wrong. Kenkella is dealing heroine out of his clubs in Miami. He's gotta be worth millions
    Calleigh: If you're so sure, then why send in the girl?
    Jake: Because I couldn't get in! And they were auctioning off beautiful girls
    Calleigh: And you could've found a young police officer?
    Jake: Well not unless they let me use you. Look Calleigh, you know how this works. You get one shot at a guy like this
    Calleigh: Well, it looks like you missed


    LOL. I loved how everytime Calleigh dissed Jake he didn't say anything back to her. :lol:
     
  12. Distraction

    Distraction Prime Suspect

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    Venus: You're hot.
    Ryan: Open your mouth.
    Venus: Guys usually say please.
    Ryan: What's the name of the buckeye state?
    Venus: What's a buckeye?
    Ryan: Say Ohio.
    Venus: Ohi... that's hot.
    (Legal)
    and then later, when he imitates her. xD
    Ryan is my all-time fav. He says the best things. :)

    Ryan: Knife missing from this block could be our murder weapon.
    Alexx: [Sarcastically] Nice work, Ryan. Think you may have cracked the case.
    Ryan: Thanks. I have a keen grasp of the obvious.
    (Hell night)

    <3
     
  13. shady

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    There are some fab ones, but for me I think that Speed had some real corkers!!!
     
  14. Carolyn_333

    Carolyn_333 Pathologist

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    I just remembered a good Speedle line from the season one episode Camp Fear.

    Speedle is looking around at all the small, empty milk cartons the dead guy has in his little RV-(motor home).
    Speedle: Got milk?
     
  15. Jenna_Caine

    Jenna_Caine Police Officer

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    Omg, ^^ that's so totally something my best friend would say... And she'd say it with a completely straight face... LOL!

    I got a couple...

    Calleigh(to Eric): See, that's the problem. You LUUUUV crazy... till crazy loves you.

    Rampage

    Next one: just look down, guys... Lol vvvvv (my signature)
     

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